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reminder that bush stole the election from gore
look at those pink nipples. this is how a white man looks like
yeah...I'm gonna piss in the sink now and then brush my teeth and wash my face and get comfy in bed.
won't jack off tonight tho, did that yesterday.
You are forty years old.
The candy cravings are chilling out now I think
The place I order pizza from always asks you how you're doing on the phone. It's kind of weird, but also charming.
remember that bush knocked down the towers
Nothing wrong with being gay as long as you're a man about it and not an effeminate fag
god I wish that were me
The sky is orange
orange sky bad
haha yea
also if you're gonna be an effeminate fag, you may as go all the way and become a trap so it's not as faggy (bonus points for a womanly voice)
VGH... THE WOMEN OF NORTH AMERICA
why u wanna be a watamelon
no the melon
guess where that melon has been
holy cringe
does your apartment look like this?
Just dumped a whole lot of toilet bowl cleaner in the sink and left it in there for a couple of minutes.
Thinking maybe the piss will stain it someday, been taking peepees in it for like 7 months now.
Better act now before I will have to explain myself in the future.... :-D
god that's so soulless
Well today I was going to take a bath stinky bath and then I got to the gym and then I’m going out and I have a shower and then I’ll head back home
Thanks autoguess
As a matter of fact, it don't.
my fucking laptop battery keeps spontaneously dying without warning, so I want to get two more chargers so I can have one in each of the three locations around my domicile where I use my computer without the pain in the ass of moving the charger every time, but they don't sell the same chargers anymore, despite my laptop being one (1) year old, and the only offerings available are worse
Hey Iwan Iwanowitsch...piss the heck off you smelly alcohoholic
Shoulded off gotten a MacBook like I told ya...
Or, you could just replace the battery you retarded maple syrup drinking faggot
Typical no honor Russian.
lmao based
When my battery d-worded it smelled like burnt toast
if the battery is fucked after one (1) year, i can't be bothered doing a battery replacement as an annual event
I wanna replace my laptop battery but I don't wanna have to spend 30 or 40 on it
Apple make their shit intentionally obtuse to repair
Who tf thinks like that!?
*waves down your car*
*you slowly pull up and roll down your window*
*a squeaky tranny voice starts talking to you*
>aaay guapo chu looking for some fun?
attention all footfags, if you see whats going on on Zig Forums right now, footfags are currently researching some girls feet, a girl giving a footjob to hunter biden.
footfags are going to save america
buy a thinkpad
it don't madder doe because you never have to repair it
gonna get your cheeks busted
*cums*
I own a macbook pro, except for the screen, I really don't care about it
i don't think that's worksafe
where'd you get this video of me?!?
>oh my god...look at that..that is TOETALLY professional...!
Hunter B. is the Footking
What absolute brainlet would browse Zig Forums during work?
me when on my break
Theres much more honor in destroying germoid graves than in what germans did
>reverse backhand stroking it while she fondles his balls with her toes
he is a man of taste and pleasures
this is the most important thing to happen to footfags in world history
Fuck you, bitch!
what's happening here
ya too bad they censored the video.
You know I'm a long toe lover.
Russia, bring the HEAT!
Niceee!
Aww gee, oh noes
his neice has long toes, which is pretty funny because he has been "sexually innapropriate" with her in the past. i guess he likes long toes too
hunter biden was getting a foot job and smoking crack in a video. they blurred out the girls face and people on Zig Forums are trying to figure out who the girl is by trying to unblur the video and do foot analyses to find out who's foot is in the video lol.