Why does Zig Forums hate Rin? She's better than the two other Catherines

She absolutely has a dick, she whips it out in Vincent's face.

Why would an alien have a dick? To jerk off?

Aliens like to probe

7/10 would suck

You don't want your super secret alien spy to get outed in the bathroom because the humans go "hey, let's see your dick bro". It's the same reason terminators have dicks, because otherwise, you could just ask everyone to take off their pants before they enter the hideout.

nice probe