Girls don't want fitness nuts

Girls like spontanious and fun guys, not people who plan all their meals a month in advance. What are you going to say if she wants to go out to eat, "oh sorry babe I can't risk going above my calorie limit, ooh ahh!" Girls don't care about fit guys if it comes at the expense of their fun.

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Your picture doesn't match your words

begone

Jokes on you I fuck dudes.

I’m on steroids I can eat and do whatever I want retard

There are many women who likes that, it's comforting and reassuring.

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Based and redpilled

Just look like the juicy bois on dating TV shows, take roids, then only have a cheat meal if you're on a date.

You'll stay nice and juicy and get laid at least a couple times a week

Man, I want to go canoeing alone with a gallon of ice cream.

just take your (You) you animal

Why? lol

>spontanious

This post was made by a gain goblin

Repeat after me: girls want GOOD. LOOKING. GUYS.

cool bro good post

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GIRLS. JUST. WANT. TO. HAVE. FUN.

And i don't have a girlfriend

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>caring about the opinions of women
based

I'd just not be an autist and diet around it cause I have a brain. And if I need to I'll just lift or run more.

op is a faggot but this still stands

With good-looking guys.

GIRLS. WANT. MONEY.

be fat PLer

She looks like one of those AI faces that consolidate the average facial appearance for an ethnicity

I don't recall caring what woman want, this is what I want, and they'll want me regardless because of it

Repeat after me: all women are whores
Yes even your and my mom.

:(

Faggots who care about what women think & demoralization threads
There doesn't exist a more iconic duo

>Girls like spontanious and fun guys, not people who plan all their meals a month in advance. What are you going to say if she wants to go out to eat, "oh sorry babe I can't risk going above my calorie limit, ooh ahh!" Girls don't care about fit guys if it comes at the expense of their fun.

It's just another shit test. What you do is eat something healthy while out or eat healthier around going out with them. And never act like it bothers you.

Girls want you to be their second dad. They want you to make them feel safe and protected. They want you to take them to eat fun foods.

And that is all shit tests are: chances to prove you are peek dad. Dad takes them to olive garden, gets the steak, and is nothing but smiles and jokes, happy to be spending the evening with his 28 year old princess.

Alpha fux beta bux

unironically this