Rightism is paradoxy

"Right" wingers are funny. They make me laugh.

In this scenario, typical "right-winger" is presented as "Dexter" or D. "Dexter" is Latin for "right".

D: "Government shouldn't ban sugar just because some some hussies get fat from it. People just need to grow the fuck up and get their shit together."

But, they want to ban video games and social media "because teenagers."

D: "Government shouldn't try to impose their will on citizens' vote. That's tyranny."

But, they want to ban young people from voting "because muh liburulz."

D: "Life is unfair, deal with it. Nobody owes you anything."

But, they complains about young people adapting new technologies/hobbies/tastes, creating new industries, having "cooler toys" than their elders.

D: "Rap music is monkey music because they talk about shooting people,drugs, and bitches."

But they listen to hard rock, which sings about drugs, demons, and women.

D: "Leftists are anti-logical. They think the life is a magic fairytale book that can rewritten They want trannies to use girls' restrooms, they think that race does not exist, they want men to vastrate themselves just because some women don't like penises."

But, they believe on conspiracy theories about intergalactic lizards feasting on humans, and that the earth is a flat slab of rock floating in space. Thinks that NASA photos of the Earth are composite montages made by con artists. They also think single women over 30 are radical feminists and/or cursed by God.

Let's be honest. Theres a reason why there's much more satire of right wingers than of leftists. Right wingers are macho badasses with urban mythology as education. Theyre like the cool uncle/grandfather who talks about their tales of their odd jobs but are prone to fits of schizophrenia.

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GO TEAM BLUE!

Team Blue and Red are the same thing, they are both useful idiots of porky and they don't even realize it. Everything that they champion, only helps the upper classes.

t. 13 year old Democrat

The thing that I find interesting about "right" is how they are inconsistent in describing their """enemies""". Sometimes they use word marxists, then neo-marxists, then liberals, liberal left or leftists but they somehow mean all the same people. They can't comprehend that there are people who explicitly care about "social justice" and those to who race, sexual orientation or religion are simply just not topics worth caring about and focus for example on economy (means of production, classes and shit). I don't think they are all dumb as fuck to be honest, I just think if they would spend some time digging a little bit into philosophy it would broaden up their views in certain areas. Yes, they can keep their views but at least they would understand "the other side" a little bit more because I can't shake the feeling that they are mostly living from urban legends made from left and they support their political views simply because it's easy stance in opposition to this. But what do I know, I gave up on talking mostly to "right-wingers" on internet because it leads to nowhere and there are too much emotions, which is again funny because in their perspective, they are the ones with concrete solid rationality vs. emotional left. Such a mess.

That's still smarter than the average Republican though.

We can mock liberals all we want but they could potentially side with us one day if the conditions were right, conservatives will never be anything but an obstacle to be destroyed

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t. 11 year old democrat

I mean seriously, why do people use children as an insult in "intellectual" debates?

t. 7 year old Democrat

Someone is way up past their bedtime. Are you a disgruntled manchild waiting to impose your "discipline"?