"Right" wingers are funny. They make me laugh.
In this scenario, typical "right-winger" is presented as "Dexter" or D. "Dexter" is Latin for "right".
D: "Government shouldn't ban sugar just because some some hussies get fat from it. People just need to grow the fuck up and get their shit together."
But, they want to ban video games and social media "because teenagers."
D: "Government shouldn't try to impose their will on citizens' vote. That's tyranny."
But, they want to ban young people from voting "because muh liburulz."
D: "Life is unfair, deal with it. Nobody owes you anything."
But, they complains about young people adapting new technologies/hobbies/tastes, creating new industries, having "cooler toys" than their elders.
D: "Rap music is monkey music because they talk about shooting people,drugs, and bitches."
But they listen to hard rock, which sings about drugs, demons, and women.
D: "Leftists are anti-logical. They think the life is a magic fairytale book that can rewritten They want trannies to use girls' restrooms, they think that race does not exist, they want men to vastrate themselves just because some women don't like penises."
But, they believe on conspiracy theories about intergalactic lizards feasting on humans, and that the earth is a flat slab of rock floating in space. Thinks that NASA photos of the Earth are composite montages made by con artists. They also think single women over 30 are radical feminists and/or cursed by God.
Let's be honest. Theres a reason why there's much more satire of right wingers than of leftists. Right wingers are macho badasses with urban mythology as education. Theyre like the cool uncle/grandfather who talks about their tales of their odd jobs but are prone to fits of schizophrenia.