Wtf are these, and why are so many hipsters wearing them?

I need answers.

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tampons

juul pods for your ears

A sign that the bubble is popping.

Like bluetooth headsets but one for each ear and better sound quality. Wires suck, they get tangled in your necklaces and hair. And I wouldn't get caught dead wearing headphones in public. Makes me cringe thinking about it.

They're called earphones. It's this thing that people use to listen to music while doing things like going to and from work or exercising. They also use it to make calls with other individuals, concepts which are obviously foreign to you.

When it comes to technology I live by a simple mantra:
"If it's not made by Apple, I don't buy it."
I always stay up to date with Apple's newest products and the social and productivity benefits that come from it are absolutely worth it.
Not at all. When the iProduct (n) comes out, I sell my iProduct (n-1) for half the price I bought it and that money goes straight towards my newest purchase. I essentially get every Apple product half price because I'm clever like that.

Vape pipes and an electronic crack dispenser

Earvapes.

Pleas tell me this is a copypasta

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They're called slider threads. OP inserts them into places, like a suppository. It's good to take them with plenty of sage

It's nice I put a smile on your face user

who allowed womyn in Zig Forums?

You, in fact, are a brainwashed groupie. I'm sure however that like all neurotics you won't be able to observe your own symptoms.

kek

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your faggotry is showing

I think that's the joke you dense motherfucker

They stop the aliens from coming for your great ideas

Try harder

I don't want to start a holy war here, but what is the deal with you Mac fanatics? I've been sitting here at my freelance gig in front of a Mac (a Mac Pro with two 2.26GHz Octa-Core Intel Xeon processors and 64GB of RAM) for about 20 minutes now while it attempts to copy a 17 Meg file from one folder on the hard drive to another folder. 20 minutes. At home, on my Pentium Pro 200 running NT 4, which by all standards should be a lot slower than this Mac, the same operation would take about 2 minutes. If that.

In addition, during this file transfer, Warcraft will not work. And everything else has ground to a halt. Even Safari is straining to keep up as I type this.

I won't bore you with the laundry list of other problems that I've encountered while working on various Macs, but suffice it to say there have been many, not the least of which is I've never seen a Mac that has run faster than its Wintel counterpart, despite the Macs' faster chip architecture. My 486/66 with 8 megs of ram runs faster than this 2x 2.26Ghz 16-core machine at times. From a productivity standpoint, I don't get how people can claim that the Macintosh is a superior machine.

Mac addicts, flame me if you'd like, but I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to use a Mac over other faster, cheaper, more stable systems.