Too Christmasey to find links smh
Brit/pol/ #2599: Merry Christmas Edition
Alexander Ramirez
Angel Rodriguez
Good lad
Dylan Phillips
That blankpost at the end cucked me from posting this thread
Wyatt Bell
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Logan Collins
Watching that BBC BBC Jazz thing. Jokes tbh..and nice
Ethan Ortiz
for him
Alexander Gonzalez
Decent, pal.
Logan Scott
if i was a mod i'd make all the threads and they would be nice with lots of links
clearly this lack of OP's is because of a mod shortage tbh
Grayson Ross
Jesus was a model refugee. He went back home before he grew up.
Ian Adams
get
Caleb Turner
Daniel King
smdh finally got home from being innawoods for christmas
Hudson Gonzalez
Well got old chap, well got
Zachary White
smh lad we were worried sick, Merry Christmas to you and yours
Josiah Walker
how are the pups doing this christmas
Julian Evans
yeah there was no internet or phone connection, I tried to take a picture it was like being in fargoland at my grandmummies house. only thing to do was listen to wild turkeys. not even cold enough to go ice fishing
Bentley Johnson
what the fugg
I wanted to play vostroyans guard last year as well. settled on praetorians then gave up because plastic crack was too demoralising. too expensive and time consuming and I find the game itself really boring tbh
where'd you go innawoods? relatives? that's cool lad
Brayden Sullivan
fat and pissed tbh Merry Christmas
Tyler Robinson
wew, there were lads looking for you on multiple boards last night.
Cooper Diaz
yeah my grandma lives on the tip of the "thumb" sub pennisula of the normal michigan penninsula and its very very isolated farmland (about 5-10 miles between farms) and very very flat until you get to the lake huron coast which is all fishing villages/ mini ports
Gabriel James
smdh
Parker Campbell
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Samuel Reyes
I literally just watched bad santa on dvd like 3 times in a row
Cameron King
In Michigan? Is there any snow yet? Are the woods spooky? Do they make that comfy creaky noise when it's windy?
Caleb Davis
tbh
Alexander Miller
Thomas Peterson
yeah there was some snow but now its melted, its not cold enough for heavy ice though. there were migrating canadian mute swans around and other migratory burds on the lake. the woods are very pretty north of where I was. in my grandma's town its like being in fargo
Michael Phillips
i get what you mean by thumb, that's just crazy to me. if you fly over the UK it seems to me like one big farm/town conurbation with limited forest
sick model though tbh
William Miller
always makes me kek how this song came about because she got so butthurt at skinheads bullying chinks but that verse is so extremely "racist" by modern lefty standards
Jordan Evans
yeah its almost too isolated in some parts of the USA and Canada. where I live normally is not too far from the big cities but innawoods is very isolated if you don't know everyone in the town. you can drive for hours and see absolutely nothing but barns
Anthony Perez
Yerr merry fackin crimbo boys just been havin a few cold ones by meself out in the shed here. I gave that glittery corey to Echo like I said and fackin hell you shoulda seen the look on her face boys it made me so fackin proud I was nearly fackin cryin. That cunt of of a fackin harpy bitch inside is even cuttin me some slack and she's lettin me use the old washo half-price today so I've been trying to get me dunders all washed today and that'll hopefully give me a few spare quid to get me airbrush fixed so I can get the fackin coreys finished. Anyway boys I'm gunna sign off now, might pop back inside and see if that cunt's in the mood for giving me a christmas handy haha! Later boys merry crimbo
Hunter Edwards
smdh did he died? I haven't had a computer for 3 days and now its like the economy is collapsing and drump is getting BTFO epic style.
Cooper Harris
whats a corey?
Tyler Ramirez
advice for 2019 lads
wish one of the founders was given an immortality potion so he could keep that ideological strand of american thought alive that believed that the naturally high birthrate of americans would be enough to populate the continent and mass immigration wasn't necessary smdh
Sebastian Mitchell
yeah thomas jefferson would have had an autism ragefit if he saw shartica today
Dylan Green
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Landon Martin
i will never not laugh at those jokes about the founders being brought back and saying "you let the niggers and women… vote?"
Camden Sanders
the stock market went down a lot i heard
Liam Peterson
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Camden Lopez
lad…
Aaron Johnson
>>>/tv/1770972
Ryder Wood
that lad posted it the other day now its stuck in my head
love when the chorus kicks in
Colton Perez
kek did you not see me post it 10 minutes ago?
Isaac Gomez
finished me second turkey sandwich
Leo Scott
shit didnt see
sorry lol
Austin Garcia
that armour doesn't look practical but she is ready for a fight
Connor Adams
Nolan Sullivan
Sounds very comfy. Merry Christmas lad.
Caleb Ward
It makes sense that the shemitah would be invoked on a Christmas. Well, back to toiling for another 5 years to get back to where i was last year.
Nolan Perez
Caleb Thomas
thanks lad merry christmas
Sebastian Baker
[CITY POP STOPS]
Hunter Sullivan
xth for roast cat and spiders
Cooper Howard
The collapse is coming I told you lads.
lucky I finished my prep before christmas
Oliver Taylor
Caleb Mitchell
don't worry lad the central banks can print another 20 trillion dollars
Ryan Bennett
Just gonna die tbh
Nathaniel Perez
good lad, I have most of my shite together as well. going to pick up more ramen and beans tomorrow and get some more tradeable shite
Alexander Morales
buy 5 cases of lip gloss and a ton of lady razors lad you'll be king of Michigan
John Hughes
Gavin Cooper
do you live in the UK?
pathetic
James Morris
How fucked am I?
Where do I start?
Ryder Murphy
good lad, I did buy a case of shampoos for the explicit purpose of buying a gf
Levi Watson
Carson Cruz
Alexander Martinez
the yorkshire state must be built
Aiden Evans
Unironically lad? Because I think I might actually put something together this year just for just in case. What you got?
Wondering what would be best for our environment tbh, think food, some vital items for trade and maybe a generator would be more use than a load of survivalist gear tbh. Though I love survivalist type gear so will end up with some anyway. Depends on the type of shtf I suppose and best to plan for both, but even as bad as we are I can't quite see us going full Bosnia quite yet.
Lincoln Gutierrez
Get a crossbow, freeze dried goods, buy lighters in bulk, buy gold in that order.
Nolan Cruz
buy a premade bug out bag, get your slingshot licence and grow some tomatoes
Michael Wood
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Anthony Torres
Crossbow, some silver and I have stored 2 weeks worth of food and 2 weeks worth of alcohol.
im just starting tbh, but Im pretty cool.
Jace Adams
you dont need a license for slingshots, bows or crossbows.
Cooper Phillips
You've likely got 6 months if shit is actually going to go down.
Gabriel Reyes
Kevin Harris
Im thinking about rabbit/chicken coop. How expensive would they be?
food expires fast even if canned.
Henry Ross
get a crossbow a pair of baofengs, fire starting stuff, collapsable water containers, silver, comfort food that keeps long time, shaving stuff, soap, first aid stuff, fish antibiotics, DIY manuals on house framing and wiring and plumbing
Landon White
Jace Green
Andrew Martin
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Jacob Walker
I know, bit disgusting isn't it but it is Christmas so just going to ignore that.
*tries to resist a joke about you and prep*
Yeah pretty good plan tbh. It's one of the things that would be a kingmaker in a real shtf scenario and I don't really have the means apart from joining a club, and the chances of them agreeing to let me store one at home would be slim. Guess I'd be forced to either kill someone who has one or buy from the black market in minecraft.
Evan Reyes
Angel Adams
Best to start growing your own food if you are rural tbh.
Cameron Parker
go back to the goyhedge comments section you 27 year old boomer
Carson Cooper
the scoobydoos are such a swinish race, last saturday I sparred against some kike who was "krav maga" expert in open sparing and he was the biggest pushover autist
Jaxson Gutierrez
actually tbh you should try growing your own food if you have the space anyway.
Ethan Cox
Im in a pretty small and overpopulated island although im semi rural. Ive got enough land for a atleast one coop.
Oliver Wood
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Liam Price
Luke Rodriguez
chuckled haha
yeah but then the government has like 100x as many guns as people do probably so it would be pointless really i guess
Ayden Hernandez
tbh Steiner has good taste in milkies so I trust his advice on this
Joseph Ramirez
nah theres always international arms dealers and defectors.
Jaxson Taylor
will you keep mummy gretchen on a leash and walk her through the settlement making her oink like a sow for the amusement of your concubines?
Adam Howard
Logan Scott
maybe in minecraft. tbf she is too much of a swarthy german for my tastes
Caleb Nelson
Cunts.
Jose Richardson
they literally can't help it can they
Liam Gonzalez
Crossbow is on my to buy list, already have a decent powered air rifle. I'm still not sold on the viability of silver tbh. Food, water, first aid and tradable items/goods are a definite though. Just have to rotate it when expiry is near.
Nicholas Murphy
SyriaHo won't put out, serves them right.
Isaac Cox
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Bentley Bell
You're not fucked lad, muh shemitah has been a memi for years and never happens. Smh @ happeningfags