Choose my language

I am a proud Jewish man. I have a very high verbal IQ and live a life in accordance to a vast number of talmudic laws transcribed in the books behind me. I don't want to do very much physical labor, and I'm not willing to spend even a penny for this.

What programming language should I use?

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QuakeC

java

8th: 8th-dev.com/
incompatible CLISP-only Common Lisp: clisp.sourceforge.io/
PHP: hpl.sourceforge.net/ fucking lol
PHP: stackoverflow.com/questions/592322/php-expects-t-paamayim-nekudotayim
and Rust obviously

Gas yourself.

Interesting, PHP turns out to be even more of a Yiddish programming language than fucking Lisp. One more reason to avoid it, I guess.

Hebrew Programming Language
hpl.sourceforge.net/

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QuakeC

Shalom. I just learned web design so that I can be paid when I make web pages for liberal issues.

QuakeC is the language you are looking for.

None, doing any kind of work is for goyim. But don't despair for G-d still allows you to shill merchant-friendly languages.

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How has nobody mentioned Clisp?

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Shalom. Only if we could turn these new-languages into profit, we could be set for now.

You'd better use Python because you are lazy.

If you learn Python, you can also use Django when you make your website.

I'm a proud anti semite, but wasn't john mccarthy of the tribe?
anyway respects to harold ableson and jay sussman.
the java spec is a bit like the thorah, and there are plenty of goy willing to work for free if you show them some "clever" design patterns in UML.

Ada
Shalom.

Java
Honestly, if I didn't have a soul I would already got those sweet oracle's certifications.

John Patrick (irish) and Ida Glatt McCarthy (Lithuanian jewish) . Still, made lisp, doesn't trigger my jewdar. Would not gass.

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LISP. It's the language for people who like languages. Also it was invented by a half-Jew.