Brand Blacklist > Horrible Notebook Laptops Edition

Dell.

Just buy a Macbook Pro.

what, a 2015 macbook pro?
Surely you don't mean the newer ones with the shitty keyboards that suck to type on and then die if sneezed at.

I did post that as a joke, but admittedly from a 2015 macbook pro. I'll be looking into those "fantastic brands" when this thing dies.

Lol. You mean locked out of windows 10/8? It won't even let you boot linux because it rejects even UEFI signing keys.
Or you mean the ROG gaming line? It's shit. Bet they don't even sell 2080s yet nor i9s.
Inspiron overpriced throttleshit. Toughbook line is good but who buys that? CIA? Or is this another brand fanboy gaming shit?
Oh I remember now, it's Ayylienware amiryt?
Look for EVO. you can get 2080 i9 and I'd bet shit that ayyshitware don't even sell such spec and they're probably still selling overpriced 1060 Ti and can't even ship SLI with 64GB RAM
Samsung is based especially the time when all manufacturers sucked intel's dick while they took a lot of awards with their A series line but that didn't last long. the batteries have 0% wear level after 300 full cycles and have more capacity though it's likely much more expensive if you buy their stuff on Korea. Best ultra(lowpower)book if you want to last up to 10 hours
??? is this some other gaming shit?
??? more overpriced gaming shit
True but is compaq even alive right now? HP had recalls every year. Either battery or some catastrophic gpu failure shit.
Actually based right now. Cheap gaming laptops than most and can get you a Ryzen laptop in the cheap.
Same as Acer
???
Lifebook is based, fuck you.

Ugh

Just avoid consumer tier shit and get something enterprise level.

Asus is crap plastic. Rog is overpriced hype shit that can't even put up a good spec at a low pricepoint. Goodluck refunding for that dead pixel on laptop/monitor - Asus. mousepad is broken as fuck and jumps around.
Dell is crappy and throttle a lot and noisy
HP is some europoor shit that either had already killed/blown someone's hands or legs at some point.
Acer is high quality chinkshit. aka gateway or emachines
Lenovo is good but those there's still those who are assmad about getting owned by the chink cert mal/adware rootkit that some mr robot employee probably put there. No other laptop can be as quiet as these, good fans and very quiet drives.
Fujitsu is a decent japshit

XPS.
Inspiron at least has the clitmouse.

The problem with old AMD gaming laptops is that it's using similar 45W AC and board that's designed for intel/nvidia while the mobile gpu needs more obviously. The new ryzen line fixed this and actually destroys the intel/nvidia price equivalent now. Wait for mobile RX 580.

No one's working on AMD spyware. xfree86 intel+nouveau(or turned off) is the most gnu-foss you can get plus there's a lot more effort put into killing the intel spyware and meanwhile PSP doesn't have shit.