>tfw remember ginnie got completely drunk from one small glass of beer and said she was on antibiotics >one of the only antibiotics that cause this reaction is used for vaginal infections and STDs
well they are used to ritually mutilate the genitalia of newborns
Carter Lopez
Had such a weird dream last night.
Brody Reyes
morning Doris
Ayden Lewis
hope it wasn't wet
Luis Cox
Me too had some really weird ones lately. You sleep on your back?
Jackson King
Yeah. Don't feel comfortable on my side
Jason Gonzalez
That position definitely greatly enhances dreaming.
I had one about NK and SK reunifying, and another that was just another one of those ones where you dream your life is way better and things go well but then you wake up.
Levi Thompson
Last night I dreamt about walking into a shallow lake full off hobbit worms. Bizarre
Joseph Butler
*Bobbit worms.
Cooper Cox
But it is nice because it shows what life could be if you tried a little harder.
Sounds like a strange omen of something.
Hudson Scott
or hes been watching too many videos about the horrifying biology of bobbit worms theyll snap your toe off faster than a glaswegian skaghead with gangrene tbh
Jaxon Edwards
Bobbit worms were on the liveleak front page yesterday tbh.
Daily reminder : The Withdrawal Agreement delivers all of this
Our ONLY negotiating strategy was to walk away with NO deal which the EU feared and would have had them come running It is the option lily livered traitors in Parliament are trying to rule out
Reminder that the instruction to Parliament from the British public was to leave asap. There were no conditions set Reminder that a 'deal' and 'conditions' were not on the ballot papers
Kevin Bennett
sorry
God those things are creepy. I'll stay in the UK where it's safe tyvm.
Xavier Sullivan
Yeah I saw that. I think the booze also played a part.
No Brexit is increasingly likely, Jeremy Hunt warns as billionaire Leavers say they have given up hope telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/01/11/no-brexit-increasingly-likely-jeremy-hunt-warns-billionaire/ >The hedge fund manager Crispin Odey and Peter Hargreaves, one of the UK's richest men, expect ministers to shelve Brexit in a move that will damage democracy If they do this, we no longer need Parliament tbh. We'll be ruled by furriners from Brussels Parliament is a sinking ship full of rats
You have sat too long for any good you have been doing lately … Depart, I say; and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go! …You are NO Parliament! t. General Cromwell "You are no longer a Parliament, I say you are no Parliament" WHERE IS ARE CROMWELL?
Michael Murphy
Doesn't help that Mancs are being priced out of their own city by migrants from London. Price of property is through the roof
Parker Baker
Holy shit.
Cromwell was unironically based.
Ayden Miller
And it'll get higher when HS2 is built, especially in the Midlands
Gabriel Torres
They need a spell in the Tower and clubbing daily with the fool's bauble which will be housed in John Bercow's arse in between uses
We're wasting money keeping a lot of people around tbh
Zachary Miller
noooo don't let Steiner read this
Josiah Hall
'''Bilkan Bilkaner,20 & Duke Quainoo,21 both from Enfield, have both been sentenced to 29 years imprisonment today for the murder of innocent bystander 23yr Russel Jordan Jones who was shot and stabbed in Enfield news.met.police.uk/news/two-men-who-shot-and-stabbed-innocent-bystander-in-enfield-jailed-350305 "In court Bilkaner and Quainoo tried to present a very different image. Separated from their co-defendant Kallum Martin, by security officers, they sat there in suits and fresh haircuts trying to persuade the court they were very different people from the ones captured in those appalling CCTV images. However, when Martin was found not guilty, they could hide their violent nature no more; launching a vicious attack on him in the dock, punching, kicking and making vile threats to him.
That or pretty much destroy the Anglican church and replace it with something else (which is kinda what parts of Puritanism is about but you know)
Jayden Russell
Aspiring this and that and some other bollocks. I doesn't make any difference if they wanted to be a paperboy, Steven Segal's stunt double, an astronaut, cheerleader or a fucking speed bump. These two should be hung by the neck until dead. End of!
Owen Walker
Our future gets more concerning everyday.
Ayden Clark
Can you believe how up themselves the establishment are lads? MPs are "worried" a no deal Brexit won't get the support of Parliament Their backing for a no deal Brexit isn't even necessary. They're trying desperately to ignore that the default position - ALREADY PASSED INTO LAW BY MPs - is that UK leaves on March 29 with OR without a deal.and hoping we don't understand that
Mason Taylor
tbh I put the aspiring bit in as a piss take
Jackson Johnson
I know lad. It just irks me when they say it on the news. Saw it on the telly yesterday and even my dad laughed.
