Why do computuer divices get dirty?

Luke Ramirez
Luke Ramirez

My mouse is basically fucked because someone smeared an unknown to modern science substance on it. I use it all the time and a rolling stone doesn't collect moss so therefore my mouse should be very clean.

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James Robinson
James Robinson

Is it the little rubber feet have come off and the adhesive has collected gunk? I can't tell if they're still on or not. In any case all the rest of your stuff looks filthy anyways. Just scrape the gunk off your mouse will be fine.

Gavin Scott
Gavin Scott

It's device, not divice.
You've misunderstood the "rolling stone" proverb.
Your mouse is not a rolling stone, anyway.
You are a filthy pig.
Fuck off back to 4/g/ with your no-effort thread.

Isaac Miller
Isaac Miller

have you considered cleaning it?

Dylan Sanders
Dylan Sanders

that keyboard
it's because you're a filthy slob tbh, see 1. get a (clean) brush and new keyboard
2. brush the cigarette dust off every day and keep it clean

Liam Fisher
Liam Fisher

Seems you can't even clean your EXIF data either.
iPad
Geotagging

MIME Type : image/jpeg
Exif Byte Order : Big-endian (Motorola, MM)
Make : Apple
Camera Model Name : iPad Air 2
Orientation : Horizontal (normal)
X Resolution : 72
Y Resolution : 72
Resolution Unit : inches
Software : 12.1.3
Modify Date : 2019:02:18 16:20:05
Y Cb Cr Positioning : Centered
Exposure Time : 1/20
F Number : 2.4
Exposure Program : Program AE
ISO : 200
Exif Version : 0221
Date/Time Original : 2019:02:18 16:20:05
Create Date : 2019:02:18 16:20:05
Components Configuration : Y, Cb, Cr, -
Shutter Speed Value : 1/20
Aperture Value : 2.4
Brightness Value : 1.573479904
Exposure Compensation : 0
Metering Mode : Multi-segment
Flash : No flash function
Focal Length : 3.3 mm
Run Time Flags : Valid
Run Time Value : 78674206316666
Run Time Scale : 1000000000
Run Time Epoch : 0
Acceleration Vector : -0.9191980957 0.05072057615 -0.4007404149
Burst UUID : 2288250C-1DC7-4733-83E5-6987554B6418
Sub Sec Time Original : 335
Sub Sec Time Digitized : 335
Flashpix Version : 0100
Color Space : sRGB
Exif Image Width : 3264
Exif Image Height : 2448
Sensing Method : One-chip color area
Scene Type : Directly photographed
Exposure Mode : Auto
White Balance : Auto
Focal Length In 35mm Format : 31 mm
Scene Capture Type : Standard
Lens Info : 3.3mm f/2.4
Lens Make : Apple
Lens Model : iPad Air 2 back camera 3.3mm f/2.4
GPS Latitude Ref : North
GPS Longitude Ref : West
GPS Altitude Ref : Above Sea Level
GPS Time Stamp : 22:20:01.68
GPS Speed Ref : km/h
GPS Speed : 0
GPS Img Direction Ref : True North
GPS Img Direction : 246.6195524
GPS Dest Bearing Ref : True North
GPS Dest Bearing : 246.6195524
GPS Date Stamp : 2019:02:18
GPS Horizontal Positioning Error: 65 m
Compression : JPEG (old-style)
Thumbnail Offset : 2128
Thumbnail Length : 7135
Image Width : 3264
Image Height : 2448
Encoding Process : Baseline DCT, Huffman coding
Bits Per Sample : 8
Color Components : 3
Y Cb Cr Sub Sampling : YCbCr4:2:0 (2 2)
Aperture : 2.4
GPS Altitude : 187.4 m Above Sea Level
GPS Date/Time : 2019:02:18 22:20:01.68Z
GPS Latitude : 41 deg 39' 43.44" N
GPS Longitude : 87 deg 46' 58.73" W
GPS Position : 41 deg 39' 43.44" N, 87 deg 46' 58.73" W
Image Size : 3264x2448
Megapixels : 8.0
Run Time Since Power Up : 21:51:14
Scale Factor To 35 mm Equivalent: 9.4
Shutter Speed : 1/20
Create Date : 2019:02:18 16:20:05.335
Date/Time Original : 2019:02:18 16:20:05.335
Thumbnail Image : (Binary data 7135 bytes, use -b option to extract)
Circle Of Confusion : 0.003 mm
Field Of View : 60.3 deg
Focal Length : 3.3 mm (35 mm equivalent: 31.0 mm)
Hyperfocal Distance : 1.42 m
Light Value : 5.8

Joseph Hall
Joseph Hall

Why isn't there an anime picture on your mouse pad?

James King
James King

12615 E Navajo Dr,
Palos Heights, Illinois

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Carter James
Carter James

Holy shit, how did you fuck up your OPSEC this bad ? What the hell are you even doing here?

Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

Someone's getting some pizzas
:^)

Noah Adams
Noah Adams

I love free pizza thank you

Mason Nelson
Mason Nelson

Why the iPad?

Caleb Thompson
Caleb Thompson

Razor mouse, as new, put in drawer with other stuff and left alone. Maybe a year later and it was like the grip surface had turned sticky and rolled in dust and crap. Weird, but I read somewhere that others had same experience.

Jason Russell
Jason Russell

they are probably used to the other sites that remove those automatically

Gavin Powell
Gavin Powell

I seem to remember a time when Zig Forums did that as well. Ah well, it catches a lot of retards, and they learn a lesson too, so they'll be less retarded in the future.

Benjamin Jackson
Benjamin Jackson

u liek pineapple pizza with no cheese?

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

pretty stereotypical american suburban house
has a nice front garden, a few healthy trees.
op should go outside and sit on the lawn in a deckchair. winter in chicago looks pretty sunny

Caleb Hughes
Caleb Hughes

the rubber on mice degrades over time.
i've heard that there are some ways to cure it, but i forget what it is people rub into it.
mineral oil maybe, look it up.
as for op, clean the whole place and stop smoking.

Isaac Gonzalez
Isaac Gonzalez

mineral oil maybe, look it up.
will do. thanks!

James Lee
James Lee

why do things that are constantly in contact with unwashed body oils get dirty?
The Jews must be responsible

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Julian Davis
Julian Davis

Hey user how do you view exif data?
inb4 newfag
nothing that comes up in a search provides the results that you have posted, everything I find is either for different hardware/software, and or outdated.
Also lurking for a few years has yet to show me anything.

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

any good picture viewer can show it and there are cli programs for it on gnu/linux

Jose Robinson
Jose Robinson

Thanks dude.

Christopher White
Christopher White

Acceleration Vector : -0.9191980957 0.05072057615 -0.4007404149
Tells you the device orientation of how it was held at the time.
Shutter Speed Value : 1/20
Aperture Value : 2.4
Brightness Value : 1.573479904
This shit (and other bits) can tell you the weather
Run Time Since Power Up : 21:51:14
This tells you he took it out of the charger and powered it on 7:30pm on Sunday night
I haven't seen fuck up this good since that guy with the hard drive failure on his 6 drive RAID 0 setup.

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

I use a cli program called exiftool.

Samuel Hughes
Samuel Hughes

why does it put all that data in the photo? my phone does not put even 10% of that data there

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

why does it put all that data in the photo?
What does "all is botnet" mean?

Henry King
Henry King

On Zig Forums, you also have to download the original file. If you look at OP, a4a609...a.jpg doesn't have the EXIF data, but the IMG_0024.JPG does. There's apparently some compression being applied which has the side effect of clearing the EXIF data.

Caleb Perry
Caleb Perry

thanks user, that may be just what I'm looking for.

how badly do you think he is losing his shit?
I wager that he has peeped out of his blinds at least twice already.

Leo Baker
Leo Baker

You'll also want to use exiftool -All= muhfile, to delete exif data. You should scrub any image you upload to the internet, especially those posted on a board full of autists.

Joseph Johnson
Joseph Johnson

Even your cables are dirty (thick one on the right). How fat and lazy would you say you are?

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

thanks for the advice user, im gonna cap this thread for future reference as a de facto case study

Isaiah Collins
Isaiah Collins

why not go visit him and find out for yourself? lol

Christian Morgan
Christian Morgan

theres so much data there thats not needed for anything. i can understand data thats actually related to the pic like camera settings but uptime and data from random sensors should not be there. one of my old phones had just this as data

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Jack Hall
Jack Hall

The "just world" part of me says it's to help investigators with crimes (see: thread on pol about korea, there is a post about "the finders" or some shit in which there were a lot of pictures of children and adults) which would simplify crime solving by several degrees.
While the realistic part of me says that it's for tracking the bad goys who try to be clever and bust their asses for posting spicy memes anonymously.
Tbh in all honesty it's probably a mix of both.
You be the judge of whether the good outweighs the evil.

Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

data from random sensors should not be there.
Many iPhone/iPad images are automatically uploaded to the iCloud, so Apple is using there users as unpaid beta testers. They probably use the acceleration field to gauge how well their auto focus works in various situations. GPS tagging is just a glow nigger's delight. It's probably a fake story, but there was one tale about an ISIS fighter who gave up the location of their HQ due to accidentally geotagging a photo. Sometimes an user might just dox you on Zig Forums, other times it can mean a bomb landing on your building. Best to turn it off just in case. In fact, it's very hard to justify turning geotagging on at all. Perhaps if you're on vacation and it helps you remember where you went, or if you're going on a hiking trail. Otherwise, it shouldn't be enabled for normal use.

Jace Brown
Jace Brown

*their users.

Gabriel Nelson
Gabriel Nelson

Maybe some people want the free cummies >:^)

Evan Allen
Evan Allen

OP, are you 60 years old You should know better.

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Sebastian Allen
Sebastian Allen

What about taking a screenshot of it? Or are screenshots also "dirty"?

Brody Smith
Brody Smith

people that do this should kill themselves

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

Sometimes exif data is added, but it depends on the system. I've seen some photo editing programs that adds the person's name to the meta data (exif). With a closed source system, it wouldn't shock me if they employ a scheme similar to the "microdots," used in some printers.

Charles Hughes
Charles Hughes

By which, the identifying information would be encoded in the pixels themselves, not in the EXIF at all.

Ethan Wood
Ethan Wood

Do you send photos to other sites too, OP?
All of them have your home address.

Colton Murphy
Colton Murphy

know better
What is this even supposed to imply? That just because some people are paranoid that everyone has to be?
Oh no someone from Zig Forums might find out where I live. In the rare chance someone is in the same city as me, I'll have to live in fear that some crossdresser might one day muster up enough energy to leave his house and try to suck me off. What a nightmare.

actually kid... we can order pizza under their name, wasting the restaurants food and money while also taking tip making time from random teenage employees
Oh shit OP, look out. Someone might knock at your door and you'll have to ignore it or say "I didn't order this, sorry".

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Kayden Jones
Kayden Jones

just because some people are paranoid that everyone has to be?
Behold, the retarded millennial. Raised on facebook and values nothing but his ability to consume entertainment on demand.

Kevin Martin
Kevin Martin

One of the vols here could gather up all the posts OP has made, and then we could mail the collection of his anonymity-enabled thoughts to his friends, family and coworkers.
b-bu-but I thought it was just going to be Pizza!

Bentley Wright
Bentley Wright

OP, are you 60 years old
More likely is that he is an underageb& and those are his parents

Adam Watson
Adam Watson

True, those hands do not look like those of a man who has gone through puberty.

Nicholas Cox
Nicholas Cox

just get yourself some pure alcohol (i use ethanol), a toothbrush and empty spray bottle, spray it on the toothbrush and clean your filthy keyboard.

Juan Martinez
Juan Martinez

He should then drink the solution for leaking his GPS coordinates.

Joseph Kelly
Joseph Kelly

Apple

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Mason Ortiz
Mason Ortiz

Not an argument, and not even a right assumption. What are you afraid of?

Wyatt Torres
Wyatt Torres

This is the punishment for using a mouse in the firstplace. I don't know why you think you need a mouse, or microsoft windows for that matter, but you really don't. You're supposed to use they keyboard for everything.

Jaxson Carter
Jaxson Carter

While this is a legitimate use case, I don't think someone implement it that way because of this. If I did something like this, it would be so I could say, "see how cool my software is, it can make use of all the data and put them in the picture. Look how cool and intuitive my photos app works because of this! And it's still just jpeg! How cool is that? Sure, our rivals devices will probably display it with the wrong orientation because tgey don't even parse that data but who cares? Look at how cool my idea is"
THIS is more how software development works. Or someone put it in for debugging purposes and no one changed it.

Brody Evans
Brody Evans

Stop fucking your mouse user

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

photo editing programs that adds the person's name to the meta data
This. MS Paint adds your user name (if MS Account possibly your real name and surname) on JPG images. Don't know whether it injects data into PNGs.
If you make a screenshot, load it into GIMP and save it.
What about taking a screenshot of it?
Totally unnecessary, since you can just clean the exif you stupid mongloid.
This.

David Bennett
David Bennett

I was going to ask if the old trick of opening it in paint and making a slight edit of it worked, but seems to have blown out that option. Is there anything of mine saved to images posted by others that I saved off of here and then reposted?

Alexander Jenkins
Alexander Jenkins

doing those things is often the reason why those overcompressed and blurry jpg pictures exist. removing the exif with right tools does not damage the image.

Angel Morris
Angel Morris

those are your body liquids user

Austin Mitchell
Austin Mitchell

dirty keyboard
that gunk
Reminded me to scrub my monitor from the tiny dusts that had accumulated.
That huge gunk was from you. I bet you're a fucking gaymer and don't even wash hands and eat barehanded
ipad air
geotagging
top kek

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

crossposter gets outed 4 posts later

Christopher Harris
Christopher Harris

winter in chicago looks pretty sunny
t. someone who clearly doesn't live in chicago
chicago winters are brutal and routinely kill homeless people

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

you got nigger residue on your mouse because you let a nigger use it (can't tell if person in your pic is a nigger but it's very likely)

Colton Hughes
Colton Hughes

This is the punishment for using a mouse in the firstplace. I don't know why you think you need a mouse, or microsoft windows for that matter, but you really don't. You're supposed to use they keyboard for everything.

HOLY SHIT
THIS IS WHAT OPEN SOURCE NIGGERS BELIEVE
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON GNU

Jason Edwards
Jason Edwards

just screenshot all your pictures and then post them here

Asher Fisher
Asher Fisher

Naw this guy needs some disinfectant and books on personal hygeine

Isaac Wilson
Isaac Wilson

Right Wing Elsa Squads?

Carter Jones
Carter Jones

He's really fat. He also needs a healthy diet and exercise regime.