Brit/pol/ #2631: Citizenship Sale Edition

Brexit: Theresa May scraps £65 fee for EU citizens
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46950719
Theresa May has scrapped the £65 fee millions of EU citizens were going to have to pay to secure the right to continue living in the UK after Brexit.

Rolls-Royce vies for UK nuclear role
bbc.co.uk/news/business-46950292
Rolls-Royce has confirmed it is in talks with Chinese state-run firm China General Nuclear (CGN) over providing essential systems for a new power station in the UK.

Egypt TV host Mohamed al-Ghiety jailed for interviewing gay man
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-46946612
An Egyptian TV presenter has been sentenced to one year of hard labour for interviewing a gay man last year.

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belated h

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direct action against barret builds

Alex Sim-Wise was a top tier lad mag slag tbh.

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the deano weeb synthesis

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devvo is implicit

corr bloomin heck it aint half cold
chuck us a spare set of mittens please

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fucking hell that was a shit bike that just went by my window

The contrast between Japanese "cuteness" and British "slagness" is really odd to see.

something about her accent is really attractive and I don't know why

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tbh

slags not anime girls okthankyou

Is he ok?

yah lad just a bit thirsty

had worse hangovers myself

nothing a warm cuppa and a water bottle cant fix

a
HOT
water bottle I should emphasise

Yeah just get the hair drier out.

tbh Bazza looked like that after the jagers

Coventry.

wehey gorn bazza
what a unit

barry no
that int magaluf

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Never been let down by a Bazza. Good lads

When we acquire the HMS Naughty Nige we should definitely go on a Zig Forums arctic expedition to becomes pirates in the arctic circle

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fucking hell

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tbh come the icecap melting we can plough into the shipping lanes in the north west passage

privateers were good lads

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tfw we will finally avenge the great injustice of 1905

tbh country was founded by privateers

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Russian fleet should have been creamed to teach them a lesson

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my viking shieldmaiden…

Japs did it for us.

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tbh
Aurora is pretty sick tho, see it wheneevr I go to St. P

lads i'm moving from Essex to County Durham, what am I in for?

rape

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forgot this bit tbh?

ok this is based

>A 31-stone passenger forced flight attendants to strip him in a toilet and wipe his backside as he allegedly 'moaned with pleasure' during a long-haul flight.


>The press conference was held by the Taoyuan Flight Attendants Union in a bid to get EVA Air, which currently only employees female cabin crew, to start hiring male air stewards. Kuo said the passenger, who she estimates weighed 440lbs or 31.4st (200 kilogrammes), boarded the plane in a wheelchair and requested he be given three adjoining seats in economy class due to his size.

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don't fancy that tbh. how does a southern fairy like me I defend myself?

Employ a bodyguard. I recommend Westie. He's really tough

impossible. there cannot be 3 essex lads on Zig Forums. you must be a spy

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Lads get your own Sim-Wise owned animu figures now

kek

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westie is a power bottom

become norf, unironically


don't encourage him lad

nah i'm just an irregular. live in thurrock. think I invited one of you chucklefucks to the pub the last time i was here but got turned down like a mug

anyway moving to durham with the wife and son because we can afford to buy without a mortgage up there and I don't want to be a debt slave for the rest of my life tbh. fuck the kikes.

Prime material for /milkers/ tbh. She's lovely tbh

smh

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i think hotgluing an anime figure owned by alex sim-wise would be the single greatest nut of my life

they've probably already gone though

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Any one played this yet?
Our Lads In Salisbury?
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why do atlanticists make propaganda that makes russia look cool?

w2c?

In Next Weeks Daily Braille!

Why Didn't I See It Coming!
by Iskra lawrence

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>Bushposter posting his entire Jo Guest collection on >>>/milkers/


Yeah some lad asked for them and DM'd his address.

i be flossin

literally who

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/bikini-hiker-who-climbed-mountains-13886021

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LAD. DO YOU EVEN INSTAGRAM!?

Smdh, a meat flashlight wasted

what sex/race/age is that kid? I can't tell what the fuck it is
ffs America

*fleshlight
Smh

Durham Presbyterian Church

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Paedophile who used teddy as sex toy caught by vigilantes days after avoiding jail
Patrick Wallis, 24, was trapped by two online child protection groups who pretended to be girls aged 13 and 14
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paedophile-who-used-teddy-sex-13886794
WEW LADS

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see you there on Sunday lad?

nonce hunting is accelerationist praxis

why don't we have our own version of "to catch a predator". I remember marathoning the whole show when one of the boards did a movie night. howling at some of the lads on that show.

I'd have waited till winter was over tbh. I heard they grow saffron in Essex coz it's the driest spot in UK.

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I love this guys phrases, everytime he says "We just exposed yor fookin aarsee"

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good lad

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this

Good idea. westie can be the b8. he likes dresing up as a teen girl and he loves Shane Brannigan

yes

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doesn't feel particularly dry down here but then I've never spent much time away. I went to the peak district once and it didn't stop raining the entire weekend - is that what the rest of England is like?

anyway we aren't moving just yet. have a feeling that house prices will be dropping this year. probably after march. that's when we'll buy.

probably catch a lot more rabbis with a male decoy tbh

hoo lad

no bullying, but I'll bet there's a lot of entrapment and 'reverse grooming' going on.

who nonces the noncehunters?

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So who was the best nonce bait?

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garlic bread nonce


physiognomy tbh

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it's a date

haven't even moved yet and i'm making friends already. this must be how the cool kids at school felt

I'm not far from Durham and it was glorious sunshine yesterday morning-practically shorts and t-shirt weather.

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So minus 2 and horizontal rain?

also, choose ur dentist wisely

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ABSOLUTE WRONG UN

anyone got the KFC nonce?

toll paid tbh

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