Brit/pol/ #2713: Organ Harvesting Edition

You know, watching the 2012 Olympics was a bit like being in a London nightclub

You hear a gunshot and half a dozen niggers run like fuck

This is a Deano tier joke, come on lad, you're better than that.

Also if you had to choose;

Sausage Roll or Cheese and Onion pasty?

Every fucking time. What a waste of good looks. Why do people let themselves go?

Can I not have both?

Sausage roll.

Where do you send scoobydooish kids with adhd?

Concentration camp

Hmm. Depends on the day tbh, I’m a fan of both, what about you?

I mean, I said if you had to choose. I too would pick the Sausage roll anyway.

No I think I'm going with both.

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These literal demons are prepping to organ harvest us lads.

Your organs belong to the state upon death lad.

have a look at what they are going to do with the other parts, lad

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no hope

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We're the fattest nation in Europe now, and you notice it too, whenever you travel to somewhere on the continent the women are much fitter and actually look after themselves.

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I'm a chain smoking hiv+ alcoholic heroin addict. Should I opt out of the organ donation program?

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Honestly, Britain feels increasingly like a giant rubbish tip.

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Never lose hope lad

Or its that yeah, or a combination of both. One has to wonder if they charge the fatties extra for a spray tan considering the larger volume of liquid used and the extra time to cover the area.

If I wanted a fence painting I'd expect to pay more for the bigger fence.

High streets are just turning into Vape shops, bookies, cash converters and spray tan/fake nail outlets. Still some nice areas left but I think there's just too many people here these days.

based and gaga pilled

That only happens in the showers from what I've heard.

more like a well frequented fly tipping site tbh.

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oh boy, cant wait for that shitshow, would be a nice break from this painstakingly slow brexit malarkey

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We tried running a country pub and it nearly killed us
shortlist.com/food-drink/buy-country-pub-how-to-run-a-pub-become-publican-whats-it-like/67377

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Just like your inheritance.

Technically that would be your estate. But yes, thanks for reminding me.

>oh, hey, i'll buy my own this should be easy and a laff
retard

its easier to effect the politics of a smaller country as a dafty so it might be worth it cutting our losses tbqh

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When you're linking a book you need to give us a summary greentext, lad….

tl;dr urbanite wankers take over a rural pub, ruin it, and make no money

Sounds like he tried to run it like an utter cunt.

What a clueless, smug, city wanker. I despise his kind.

Wish it fucking had killed them tbh

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>I’m determined to be the ultimate village landlord. I’ve used ‘media channels’ to go Full Cotswold, wearing a stylish-yet-practical Belstaff waxed jacket and, this being Clarkson country, driving a Jag (pronounced Jaaaag) - the also-stylish-yet-practical XF-S. Both are kindly loaned.
it screams poser, detached from reality. he likes the idea of owning a pub, the actual work part he's not interested in

Woes?

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Christ that guy sounds like a fucking twat

Get out of my fucking county fucking hell.

fuck off, just FUCK OFF

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And yet I bet he's the same type of wanker calling Brexiteers backwards and bigoted.

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oh god imagine the cringe of average rural white people being confronted with these gaybos

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also
no, literally anybody who has worked any sort of shitty minimum wage job could tell you that.

sorry lads I didn't realise just how rage-inducing it'd be

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These people can't handle an honest day's work.

Lad they're just your type

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👌🏻
*gets called racist*

Keke

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Tbh you get on a stage in any population centre in Scotland and you've already reached 15% of the country even without television coverage.

not into dickheads

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This article has legit pissed me off more than anything ever posted on here holy shit

imagine the soy

I AM ANGRY

I AM ANGRY ABOUT TOWNIES

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So it's the burly lads you're into then

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shaddap

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*posts abortion vids*

this

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NOOOOO

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youtu.be/rv_LYLbjSYI
trying to imagine how south fc reacted to this

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its all so tiresome

reddit unironically thinks the yellow vests are a result of russian bots on twitter, wtf are these people like in real life, Ive literally never in my life met anybody like these people

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I like my MP tbh.

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why do you keep going on reddit?

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we have no idea how much astroturfing really happens

'ate spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine)

Probably ignored it and politely clapped until they fucked off.

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just to see what the mongs thing, its good to not be in an echo chamber, also they are a good source of info tbqh

that was great ngl

thats why i use twatter tbh, they are more normie than reddit so definitely more representative of the public

The same reason lads watch qt,ragefuel and to get a glimpse into the minds of based centrists/literal commies. I remember when /ukpolitics/ was full of posters that wouldn't look out of place here tbh

The internet was invented by DARPA.

The dot-com boom was financed by venture capital shell companies of the intelligence agencies.

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reddit is as much a bubble as here, twatter is better
i agree on QT tho

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>have you changed your mind?

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google was founded by the cia tbqh

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Left used it better tbh.

stop posting like a fucking mong

no

bbc.com/news/av/uk-47617957/i-carry-a-saw-and-wear-a-stab-proof-vest

hahahaha

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assault saws!!!

I enjoy spending 8-14 hours alone looking at screens every day

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Her accent is very telling.

BIG DOGS

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