Brit/pol/ #2765: Happy Easter Edition

Whats the movie?

Fuck, knows.

She is so cute and sexy. I want to have retarded ugly babies with her. I hope they inherit her beautiful smile.

film*

Good lad

Good lad

Is that your house? Can Zig Forums have a sleepover?

Game of Thrones is so bad but I want closure

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yeah fuck all is happening

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Do you choke people while wearing those gloves, lad?

Nice house lad. Can I come over? Whats the postcode?

Flat 2,
42 Amersham Hill,
High Wycombe,
Buckinghamshire,
England,
HP13 6PQ

kek poorfag my house is worth more than yours

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nice try mi5

lel you cheeky mug

Say that to my face.

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gee isn't it funny how hardly anyone seems to care about Sri Lanka only a month after Christchurch hmmmm

Good lads

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It's because people hate Christians and are scared of nationalism.

*leans in to within inches of your face*
So sorry to be so rude. Won't happen again.

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Inshallah

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I don't understand this memi

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His existence seems rather depressing.

t. kitchen tiles

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Muslims used to get along with neighbours except those countries they raped and pillaged and completely destroyed

A fellow kinomaster I see

Time to get back on the horse, I guess.

Target for Aprl is 105Kg, May is 100Kg-95Kg

Is that you on or off your horse?

That's double my weight lad.

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They're private individuals, the donations for Notre Dame are from private individuals, I'm sure they can work something out, unless of course it is only other people's money they like spending.

t. Lank monsters

I'm probably shorter than you as well kek.

Did you know that the billions raised from the tickets for shitty Marvel movies could have been used to engineer the plastic-eating bacteria?
These people do not care unless they have a reason to do so, like having shitty outrage like this.

I thought it was pretty clever, lad. Appreciate my humour.

Looks like another eastern european shitshow is brewing lads.

based

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scoobydoos need to make up their mind if they want to claim responsibility for killing Jesus or not

It's funny to see how scoobydooish almost all public rhetoric is these days.

Expecting commitment from a scoobydoo is like expecting a wall of glass to stop a ten-tonne truck.

Are those Tim pics?

How tall are you lad?

6'3"-6'2"

What is it about sunny weather and bank holidays that brings the absolute cunts out?

Deanos shouting shit in the street until the early morning, people leaving rubbish everywhere. Gas them, gas them all.

normies love the sun

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Where does that extra inch go?

Very NEET of you lad.

In your mum tbh.

Good lad I slept for 14 hours today

lmao you have a chode?

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What's the ultimate Deano drink lads? I'm thinking pint cans of Stella.

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Back in the day, John Smiths, maybe Boddingtons.

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Fosters or Carlin'

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low-tier deano: Strongbow Dark Fruits
mid-tier deano: Fosters
high-tier deano: Stella

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What did she say?

John Smiths aka the first drink I got bladdered on plus about half a pint of whiskey

She gave me a look of shame and said "You're gonna drink that alone in your room like an alcoholic?"

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kek she just wants to you to interact with her. She did raise you after all. Go be nice to mummy lad.

Fair of her tbh, she didn't raise you to be a gay cider drinking poofter

are you cucknadian?

Nice Adidas trousers lad.

Was an Old Moot?

luv McEwan's Export

luv Worthingtons

luv Abbot's Ale

luv Prazubr

Simple as.

How did you know?

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No lad was this

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Cheeky bint nicked McEwan's rightful drink.

If you were my son I'd disown you.

Lad…

Only right to have a go at you then.

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She's a daft cunt that needs a smack.

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I don't know what I did wrong

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should have gotten out of bed, lad. Family really hates it when you do that.

kek couldn't get away with that today.
I'd smack her bottom.

What's this then lad?

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luv Jesus me

Cheer up lad have an Easter egg

Good lad

I'm not 22st, just saw it in my folder and found it funny

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Or are you a lass?

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I like women lad.

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