WE ARE ALL DOOMED

WE ARE ALL DOOMED
Doomsday asteroid taller than the Empire State building that could WIPE OUT life on Earth in 2135
Nasa will be unable to defend our planet against a doomsday asteroid that could smash into Earth in 2135, a chilling study has revealed.
Researchers found that it might be impossible to stop the space rock - which is the size of the Empire State building - from careering into Earth next century.
Scientists revealed that even their most advanced technology would prove 'inadequate' for deflecting such a space rock, which has been dubbed Bennu.
The consequences would be 'dire' experts have warned, and the asteroid has sparked fears that it could even wipe out life for good.

THIS IS IT BOYS AND GIRLS

Have sex with your sister, call up that black hooker you've been dreaming about, punch that nosy next door neighbor in the kisser, it's not going to matter one bit

dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5506579/Doomsday-asteroid-WIPE-life-Earth-2135.html

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youtube.com/watch?v=73cWfFEKAfE
space.com/33616-asteroid-bennu-will-not-destroy-earth.html
archive.is/8UGAd
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asteroid_Laser_Ablation
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Doomsday asteroid? Then tell your mom to stop eating dude.

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I'm sure we can build enough nukes to divert it before then

Meh, it was a good run
Fuck your slide thread

A baby born RIGHT NOW would be 117 by the time that thing is expected to hit, so it's fair to say that everyone reading this thread, as well as most people alive today, would already be dead. That being said, Trump's space force would probably be an unstoppable asteroid smashing force by then,

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we have 100 years to make so many of those their volume would be equal to that of the asteroid.

in a hundred years we could build enough nukes to split the planet in half.

hmmmmmm….

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Have sex with your sister, call up that black hooker you've been dreaming about, punch that nosy next door neighbor in the kisser, it's not going to matter one bit

space force is such a gay name
everyone knows it should be space marines

You can keep your despair. We got enough nuclear power to explode this planet into a black hole and the intelligence to land a rocket on a rocking ship at sea. What makes you think we can't hit a baseball?

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dooomed schmooomed
2135 mehhh
Once all negroes return to wakanda and establish their base they will use their floating pyramids to safely land the asteroid then mine it for rare asteroid metals

wow so hard

QUICK

UNITE

STOP HAVING LAWS, BORDERS, PERSONAL POSSESSIONS AND SHIT

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DING DONG BENNU

its just a plot by globalists to establish the one world government, they need a universal threat to unite us.

Isn't Benuu the egyptian phoenix?

Okay, so imagine a doomsday asteroid is heading towards earth and will annihilate all its life unless it is stopped. Man has the technology to nullify it safely before impact. Unfortunately, man can't afford to stop it as he destroyed his economies with Marxism and filled his nations with primitives, resulting in core-crashed, collapsed cities, littered with decay and degeneration. The greatest nations have been rendered invalid, incapable of high-function. New York has become India, and Sydney, Brazil, and so on. Bach and Chopin replaced by Eminem and an illiterate monkey incapable of coherent speech. Opera and amphitheater performances replaced by football and interracial porn. A victim of leftist thought and his own failings, man is forced to watch the giant rock hurtling towards him, blotting out the sun, creating an ominous ambiance. Impotent and helpless, he accepts his fate and recognizes the organic nature of the horrific event. Sirens and screams play a distant tune in the global darkness. Sonic terror cuts through the air. The asteroid hits, its shockwave engulfs the earth. All living matter is atomized and the chaotic destruction is visible lightyears away. Life on earth is erased. Satellites orbit ground zero, serving as a kind of gravestone. Slow fade out.

By that time the Earth will be a post-apocalyptic shithole divided up between humanoid ant people, niggers and Jews. So no, we probably won't be able to.

Better get on with the race war so we can get back to saving the planet with our technological advancements.

Space force is the name of the service. Those who engage in boarding actions in space will be called space marines.

Compared to OP's immense faggotry, this thing is a pebble.

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thanks for the heads up kike but only you and your mud people will be affected.

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>could smash into Earth in 2135

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Don't even care if you're joking. Reported.

Hopefully it lands on non whites.

Is that supposed to provide comfort, or make us not care? Hitler wanted a thousand year Reich. Where is your ambition to build great things? To achieve legendary status, or at least be a part of something that will live on in memory. What is this "whatever, I won't be around" attitude? Where is the will to fight? No one with your outlook has ever done anything worthwhile.

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Tsk

They'll say anything to convince people to give up. No future means not fighting spirit.

I see it more as an attempt to justify space weapon deployment and revise treaties under the guise of preparing for this threat, and potentially other space-based objects.

If anything it could force a new space race if the threat is taken seriously enough.

It;s only 500 meters. The hiroshima bomb annihilated 3 times that diameter, and we have shit that makes hiroshima look like a joke. The article actually says that nukes would just be the best option because the hammer might not work. That's it. This thing is not a threat.

I really hope you're a nigger

So how will THIS be russia's fault?

What do you think those launches in the '50s were about?

You misread what I said. I'm saying even a weak nuke could destroy the asteroid, not that the asteroid would have a tiny explosion if it hit earth

2135
why should I care about it today?

Do you really think 30 nukes, send at it today, that arrives in 50~ years, will not make a big enough divergence in it's trajectory to make it miss in 70~years?

I wish it was happening tomorrow.

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Read the fine print you retards.

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I think you might be right about the excuse to build space weapons, but nuking Bennu is both easy to do and maybe a bad idea.

Bennu is a B-type asteroid, which means it's carbonaceous and has an interior with the consistency of a pile of gravel. Hit a 500-meter hunk of that with a small nuke, and it doesn't disappear – it scatters. Unfortunately, the fragments are still on course, since objects conserve momentum. Blow apart a 90,000,000,000-ton mass of loose rock like that, and you've essentially just turned a .50-cal bullet into a shotgun blast that has a better chance of intercepting Earth.

Sorry, that should be 69 to 87 billion tons, not 90 billion.

(((color))) me surprised.

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The fragments of the "shotgun blast" are likely to be small enough to burn up in the atmosphere. I suspect an asteroid with this composition would break apart from thermal stresses even if it came in in one piece. Plus, at 500m diameter, it's small enough that one or more Tsar-bomba type devices (with full 100Mt yield because no fallout worries in space) would stand a good chance of vaporizing it completely.

You're a fucking gay.

But the smaller rocks would burn up in the atmosphere while the bigger chunks would have less impact force, spread out over a wider area. It would be a big natural disaster, lots of infrastructure and people killed, but more on the level of a huge tsunami, not apocalypse tier.

That means there is a 9/200 chance of an Asteroid hitting earth.

That can be rounded to slightly less than a 1/20 chance

Top tier kike argumentation

and fill our atmosphere with alien toxic microdust particle….. there will also be chunks big enough not to be vaporised, travelling insanely fast. if such an asteroid is earth-bound, stopping it will be the greatest challenge of engineering which humanity's ever faced.

no

there will also be chunks big enough not to be vaporised, travelling insanely fast. if such an asteroid is earth-bound, stopping it will be the greatest challenge of engineering which humanity's ever faced.


I said it would be a big natural disaster, but not something that would threaten life or global civilisation.

what ya sliding Shlombergstein

Just realized this is a slide thread. It's almost always the same format, with no archive and a direct link to daily mail. It's a fucking sensationalist headline designed to snag your attention.

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Depends on where it hits :^)

It will either be a Jew ruled Earth full of mixed slaves or the white man back on top. Either way, nothing to worry about. The kike run Earth either goes bye bye as there are no good minds to fight it or the white man will easily invent ways to dispatch it.

Just like the Air force and the air marines.
based.

A 1/20 chance of an asteroid being actively tracked by NASA hitting earth is utterly meaningless.

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Anons, Can you not make it so easy for the kikes to slide useful threads?

op is fag

lol, insignificant. what's it eve made of? it will probably mostly burn up in the atmosphere.

slow news week, I guess.

All it took was a second of pulling out earlier and your parents wouldn't have to deal with your retarded ass.

youtube.com/watch?v=73cWfFEKAfE

Unless this asteroid is moving at a significant percentage of the speed of light then no. Not even close.

B-B-B-BENNU AND THE JETS

At least there won't be any white casualties.

Oh look this bullshit again. Eat a dick.

This is God's contingency plan should the Black Sun fail to rise.

I am sure the 40 billion dark skinned 80 IQ people that populate the planet by then will not be able to stop it. Nor the 50 or so jews who rule over them.

Your dick won't even work by then if you manage to live that long. OP is a faggot.

This study brought to you by the experts in the Engineering Department at Florida International University.

All this means is that IF this hits preppers and the elite lucky enough to run into their bunkers will inherit the Earth.

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Nice blackpill and fearmongering, dipshit.

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just shot it with your gun

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While OP is a retard, This fearmongering could be useful, using it to force governments to invest in space travel and colonisation. If there's no space travel and colonies by literally a century by now humanity should be rightfully doomed anyway. Failed species. Too bad the Nazis lost, we'd probably have both fifty years ago.

OOOOOOOOOOH
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if true, then how ironic.
because if White civilization had deported all the blacks and browns (and jews) back to their reservation countries in the 40s and 50s and
embraced White Nationalism rather than smashing Germany and setting us on this into-the-shit genocide trajectory, then we would be able to stop that rock.
probably right now.

if White people take our countries back and secure a bright future for White children, then maybe we can stop that rock.
if not, then if can go ahead and smash this soon-to-be planet of the apes and chinks.

although, since you are pushing degenerate bullshit, you are likely a kike shill.
here's some news for you, asshole
quality people refrain from doing bad/ immoral things because they have CHARACTER, not because they fear consequences.


kek
all the more reason to "vigorously help" the blacks return to their homeland so that they can build their Wakanda


unless we turn this ship around
Hard
that said, the most likely scenario is the chink bugmen building a ramshackle chink-quality solution to either stop the rock or escape to Mars or something.
I'm no fan of the chinese, but they do get a lot of work done in their hive-cities


this


demoralization and D&C are the two main weapons of the kikes when attacking Whites with White Nationalist leanings (among others)


of course
they probably put it up there
kek


this


moron

science is not jewish, you mongoloid
not hard science anyway. (((social science))) often is
or are you implying that
computers are not real?
jets are not real?
telescopes are not real?
nuclear reactors are not real?
ballistic missiles are not real?
etc, etc.

retarded anti-science shills
fucking brainlets


more like 1-3 billion
after the apocalyptic die-off due to starvation after the White countries (and thus White agriculture) are overrun by blacks and browns
(in this nightmare scenario)
look at Rhodesia
and now, south africa
nigs always gonna nog

bullshit
yes they rejected "jewish science" like sociology, psychology, and so forth. social science.
not REAL science
not physical science
physical science is undeniable and fundamentally different than (((social science)))
real science is about discovering how the physical world functions, and how to use that knowledge to build things and whatnot.
(((social science))) is about jews and their allies fucking with people's minds and destroying White civilization

of course it is all magic to retarded brainlets who can't into books and sheiiit

Make big rocket ship, go into space with pipo n coons, make boom happun, get go be back on earf, nigguh we wuz noah n shiet

I've got a few questions for you:
Do you think the moon landing happened?
Are nukes real?
Wuz we asiatic hordes and aliums?
Do you think that space exists?
Is the earth round?

Yawn. It only takes a few nukes to ablate the surface of an object enough to act as its own rocket fuel, pushing it off course.

Got sauce?

fuck off blackpill kike. by the time 2050 rolls around the earth will be 95% white

Get a load of this demon.

Why not just meme ourselves into another, and even better timeline so that big ass rock or that other one that's expected to hit earth sooner, can fuck off our star system?

Let it hit.

Are you trying to tell me that the Empire State Building can endure a near miss from the Czar Bomba?

what are the implications of him being a freemason?

Around IQ 85 actually.

Underrated post.

FFS, the Daily Fail is such an absolute steaming pile of sensationalist bullshit, and they're a shining beacon of what having no standards in public education yields: a bunch of nimwits.

space.com/33616-asteroid-bennu-will-not-destroy-earth.html
archive.is/8UGAd


So, not only did the author of the DM article fail to comprehend that the asteroid in question is minuscule in comparison to the one that supposedly wiped out the dinosaurs, let alone one that could end all life on Earth, she couldn't even understand – if she even bothered to read that far – that it's what happens in 2135 that determines if it hits a whopping 50 years later.

Also, fuck the need for deep space-mission interventions: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asteroid_Laser_Ablation

This was so close to satan trips damn

Has a nuclear weapon even been detonated in inner space? Curious what the effect of such a powerful blast would do.

Yeah, we're getting a bit reckless with our memeing.
Take this guy for example.

there are still like a hundred years left until it arrives
why the fuck don't they start nuking it now?
chissel it away with hell fire until only pebble remain
If science could send the Voyager to photograph Pluto and land a prove on an asteroid i'm sure they can lay radioactive red carpet to welcome this big rock
no need to destroy it, just set it on colicion course to Jupiter and the big guy will take care of the rest
besides, we got a fucking asteroid belt around Mars ready to be used as ammo for an orvital rail gun

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If that's the case, then the asteroid would be the White's ultimate revenge.