Brit/pol/ #2787: Early St George's Edition

What are the rules on flying the flag on St George's Day 2019?
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/what-rules-flying-flag-st-16161125

9 Things You Already Knew About St George Because The Press Bangs On About Them Every Single Fucking Year
english-heritage.org.uk/visit/whats-on/st-georges-day/9-things-you-didnt-know-about-st-george/

Labour officials wish followers a happy St George's Day 24 hours early, despite it being party policy for saints day to be made a bank holiday
telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/04/22/labour-officials-wish-followers-happy-st-georges-day-24-hours/


LOCAL

Nigel Farage’s one-man band triumphantly marches on through the Tory heartlands
thesun.co.uk/news/8911433/farage-won-man-band-marches-on/

Ukip MEP candidate blamed feminists for rise in misogyny
theguardian.com/politics/2019/apr/22/ukip-mep-candidate-carl-benjamin-blamed-feminists-for-rise-in-male-violence

British Army outgunned by Cambodia after tank cuts
thetimes.co.uk/article/british-army-outgunned-by-cambodia-after-tank-cuts-qczvrqz0n

Nine-in-Ten New UK Positions go to British Workers During Jobs Boom
breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/22/nine-in-ten-new-uk-positions-go-to-british-workers-during-jobs-boom/

Extinction Rebellion: Olympic canoeing champion Etienne Stott arrested in climate change protests
bbc.com/sport/canoeing/48010468


NOT LOCAL

‘Bizarre’ to Care More About Notre-Dame Fire Than Migrant Deaths, French Pupils Told
breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/22/french-pupils-notre-dame-bizarre/

Sri Lanka church bombings stoke far-right anger in the West
twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1120394483445710848

Billionaire fashion mogul loses 3 children in Sri Lanka attacks
nypost.com/2019/04/22/3-children-of-billionaire-fashion-mogul-killed-in-sri-lanka-attacks/

Washington set to allow ‘human composting'
apnews.com/96e12b7f743b4e9c89a06155471f63c3

Israeli developer announces plans to build 'Tower of Babel' in Israel
jpost.com/Israel-News/Azrielis-Spiral-Tower-tallest-in-Israel-to-be-built-in-Tel-Aviv-574773

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Good lad

*single handedly creates party out of nowhere and becomes most popular in britain*

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One rule for thee, another for me.
A noose for every one of these numpties.

On the same page as Labour

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Well and truly CUK'd Chukka

order-order.com/2019/04/17/posh-eco-loon-no-holidays-except/

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I'm not buying it tbh

I’m starting to feel more and more that 80% of the people in this country are just meaningless drones. Footy watching retards that only believe what their tv tells them. I hope islamists bomb a football stadium and these middle class cunts get dragged from their deano boxes by rioting wogs. I really have no sympathy for them anymore.

with no candidates or manifesto therefore destined to fucking fail as a political party and split the vote again, may just get more MEPs but is that what we want?

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smh

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>"uhhh b-but that was just her p-personal op-pinion w-w-we still love you b-bread and b-b-butter Brits"
Them dressing up a steaming pile of shit in a nice red bow does not remove the stench.


As opposed to UKIP with a solid manifesto but too busy farting around with sargoy's bullshit.

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english voters are retarded and only vote for good parties in eu elections for some reason might as well take advantage of it

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CUK was great fun for a few minutes tbh. Their sheer delusion of calling themselves 'Change UK' while preaching the same policies we've practised since 79. Who did they think they were fooling?

The only people who in their world matters; themselves.

Tbh Brexit Party shows how much people vote based on muh feeling too (and voters don't read manifestos or anything about party policies), they swing over for this vote but will carry on voting like they usually do otherwise too

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The celebrating of Nige doing well on the way to the upcoming EU elections is surreal. We were meant to have left by now. What more can he do at this point?

The celebration is due to that fuckabout. People are fed up and angry at our gov't's fecklessness, so seeing someone who actually seems to give a shit is refreshing.

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judas was paid

An EU election would be a worthwhile victory, but the GE would be the real test. EU elections feel devoid of immediate consequence, people tend to vote more honestly. The GE is when we really see the 'we have to vote for X to keep out Y' squad come out.

For her

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good lad

The scoobydoos took this from us

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twitter.com/DWP/status/1110484927722803200


This is just alien tbh
>"let's get these characters who people watch for being rather dim and rather relatble and that being comedic and have them do a semi-serious video in which they aren't anything like themselves"

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Getting a bit sick of this line of thought tbh lads
Surely the scoobies get more than this per day for the holy land?

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Did your avatar wear a dress?

The silence before toil.

I can't take the toil anymore lads.

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i was a goth lad

...

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Cake and a cup of tea for dinner

me too lad, had do 10x the amount of work i useally do because the assistant manager ordered too much shit on the easter weekend and none of it sold and it all went out of date and i had to get rid of it

A long time ago, I never knew myself

Then the memory of toil birthed it's gift

No more the small one, the weak one, the frightened one

Running from overtime, deflating

I'm becoming more than a wagie

More than you ever were

Driven and burning

To rise beyond Bossman

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You can do it lad think of the toil tokens

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DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE HORROR I CANNOT LIVE I CANNOT DIE TRAPPED IN MYSELF BODY MY HOLDING CELL

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okay this is actually pretty epic

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DOWN ON THE GROUND THE WAGIE FALLS IN A WARTORN TIME OF TOIL
DESPERATELY CRYING HIS FUTILE AND FINAL BATTLECRY
CLOSE TO THE GROUND RUNS HIS BENNIES AND HIS TEARS INTO THE DARK SOIL
AILING HE HIDES IN THE TOILETS FOR THE DAY IT WILL RUN DRY

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Yeah I like that one.

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Very good lad

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Toilmetal should unironically be a genre tbh

==My Dad told me each job will be different.
My Dad told me every job will be good.
But my Dad's never had a shitty boss,
because my Dad's got his own job.

I'm too scared to fall wagin' again,
I'll just focus on my games, my memmies and my frens.
I'm too scared to fall wagin' again,
I'll just focus on anything else.

I want to be comfy, friendly and enlightened,
but I just feel weird and uncomfy.
Daily reminders that I'm a pathetic wagie.
When you're surrounded by it, it's hard to forget it.
I see your straight faces in the magazines,
the ones I used to read when I was NEET.
Now I can't sleep for all these flashbacks.
Caravans and guys in bands and polystyrene hands.

Everything I had I seem to have lost.
Everyone who waged seems to have forgot.
Everything I want seems to far away.
I'll just wage another day.

Wagiemori.==

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Good lad.

I'm getting fired

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I'm surprised they actually bothered.

you can't get fired from a government job lad they let you do anything

You can always become a janitor.

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I cant remember anything
Cant tell if this is toil or dream
Deep down inside I feel to scream
This terrible toilmaster's phoning me
Now that the bennies are through with me
I'm wageslaving now this cannot be
Now theres not much left of me
Nothing is real is real but toil now
Now the bennies gone I must toil
Oh please mum save meeeeee

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cuck my life off from meeeeeee

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why is most of the last thread missing? it was there earlier.

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keeeek

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kek, they report on it as if he hasn't left the house because he's been scarred emotionally by the slap

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lmao, he hit a proper norf lad

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F

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guy looks like he charges travellers to cross the bridge

How much you wanna bet he got killed by a hooker?

The Sun is a fountain of dodgy journalism kek

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he probly was the stupid poof lmao

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*soys out the front door*

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Good lad, looks like hes made a full recovery from the slap

*spots a thespian poof in the distance*

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he looks like thanos tbh, no wonder cumber tried running him over

he's off to Argos to pick up his 'I slapped Dr Strange' T-shirt.

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I was listening to this a little earlier

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its comfy and makes me want go out drinking with women

It reminds me of being out drinking in a nightclub and hearing it playing, as well as other Killers songs smh
>that fat Irish lass I talked to about anime while out drinking

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Yeaaahh you know you gotta help schmee out, yeaaahhh oh dont you put me on the brap burner

With all these braps that ive done

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Mr brightside gets them going for some reason

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starting to feel it

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worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh7kGD8OpAQv4Y5jPB

...

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God for Harry, England and St George tbh

'lamborghini'

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luv engerland i do

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dafuq

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should i take another codeine?

Yes lad.

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said no tbh

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Can't get this Killers song out of my head tbh

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should have said yes

yeah same tbh, im on a shitty youtube music binge and i dont mind because i am fucked rn

Yeah only took a few moments later after the bloke said "mums the word" then buggered off I thought I should have seen where he was going. Then again fuck knows whats in those pills.