I have an idea on how to get rich quick off those suffering from TDS (Trump derangement syndrom)

I have an idea on how to get rich quick off those suffering from TDS (Trump derangement syndrom).

Go to a Starbucks, McDonalds, or other restaurant that's staffed by millenial SJWs or niggers or spics wearing a MAGA hat. Order your food while talking about how much you support Donald Trump, but don't EAT the food. Instead, have it analyzed for bodily fluids or other dangerous contaminants and then sue the fuck out the company. MILLIONS instantly.

How does one come to be acquainted with someone who can conduct these types of tests?

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It's not as dumb an idea as it sounds at first. Basically it wound be a variation on the Westboro Baptist lawsuit trolling scheme.

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I can't tell if this is a good idea or not.

Instant millions

>"we can't use that tactic, go- guys! that is a jew tactic and us filthy antisemites should never use their own tactics against them!"

This.
It's literally just asking for something negative to happen to you for shekels, and if it's for social awareness or trying to look good in the news and shit people will just say "He was asking for it by flaunting that hat around a bunch of liberals and Mexicans." which you basically were.

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it's called using their weapon against them

Cuck

no

If you do this, you have to make sure you 1) don't get anything hot like coffee, soup, or anything that's subject to high heat like burgers, fries, etc as this could destroy the contaminant or make or more difficult to detect. Instead, get something cold like a salad or cold meat like turkey or ham if available. Then you enclose it in a container and let it sit at 80-degree temps for a time. Look for bacteria growth and then have it analyzed.

This way, if someone wipes their ass with a piece of lettuce or rubs salami all over their cock and balls, the bacterial growth will tell you exactly where it's at.

This is actually sounding like a pretty lucrative idea. Don't know why anyone here is calling OP a kike for wanting a few shekels.

Except the case will be thrown out as entrapment because judges are pathetic liberals.

You cant expect to sue and win if you have to leave out the fucking sandwhich out and wait until bacteria grows in it

Their DNA would be on it, you dumbass. Otherwise, anyone could order a salad from McDonald's and rub the lettuce on the underside of their toilet seat.

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That's a stretch.

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"your honor to prove my case i need testicular sweat DNA from the male employees"

You are retarded. you're not going to fucking get semen swabs and spit tests to guess who find out just which employee(s) inoculated your sandwich, no fucking judge would grant you that, and if the sandwich has been sitting out for days whos to say a jew lawyer wouldnt claim YOU did it?

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or you can be a pro like me and just do that for free.
play trump speeches on youtube. instant triggers. kek
people will literally start sighing and moaning after hearing trump.

Redpill me on this

they would protest servicemen's funerals with like "god hates fags" "soldiers die god laughs" "USA fag nation" signs/chants, when somebody assaulted them they'd sue for millions and win

Look up a local analytical chemistry lab if you want something tested for urine/feces.

T. Chemist.

sometimes people make jokes user

now all you need to do is put on your MAGA hat and order a cold cut combo and wait a few days

you give autists too much credit

I cant help myself

HOLY SHIT FUCKING GENIUS

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This. Phelps and his entire family were lawyers.

He's have to establish chain of custody but if the allegations went viral starcucks or whatever would probably pay to shut him up. That of course is the signal to strart doing this in large numbers across the country

It looks like this company sells all kinds of tests. Maybe you could find something there.

charm.com/products

dubs heiled.
Didn't they become lawyers after the fact though. They had been doing the hardline christian thing for multiple generations and sort of landed on the scam accidentally.

Money and visibility is not bad, its how you use it.

Oh no they are shooting at us, better not shoot back.. thats *their* tactic…

Funny you mention that. Kek works in funny ass ways. I am oldfaggot and can't work my body to death. Chemistry sounds lucrative. My goal is to get chem degree then open certified lab for oilfield chemical and water and oil analysis
I have goals now
Bless all you motherfuckers

Everyone,

/pol is compromised.

Please move to /zenpol.

/pol is part of a massive effort across the web to run damage control and hide what Trump has done by signing the omnibus.

The omnibus not only ban "wall" prototypes. It caps ICE agent hiring and severely restricts deportations. It is very literally the exact opposite of what we voted for and guarantees whites in America are fucked for good.

The Pentagon is resisting any notion of the military participating. They won't be helping with any actual "wall."

Please /zenpol for honest discussion that isn't censoring discussion as part of the massive information control effort.

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There's a bunch of neets on this board so why not get jobs at fast food joints and start reporting faggots who do this garbage?

Didn't realize I was on 4cuck.

NO.
You are retarded and should gas yourself.

They are government employees and lawyers from way back. The patriarch is also an associate of Al Gore, who also gets rich off scams

Great idea! Might as well jump in front of cars and then sue the drivers

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Playing the kikes game on the kikes turf is really not the best idea OP. You should never engage the enemy in a way that plays to their strengths. Imagine if a pampered decadent little yid tried to grab a raifu and go innawoods, probably wouldn't last a day. You are going to get fucked. Hard.

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There are enough kikes who support Trump to act as your kike lawyer that are very interested in getting shekels from retarded goyim and niggers.

proof or get out

Underappreciated. Was good for a chuckle.

People did this during the occupy wallstreet movement, it didn't end well for them.

No, those are kikes who know they can get money for Israel and their schemes by playing both sides.

Trump is a stepping stone. He's no conservacuck but he isn't /ourguy/ either. You can't deny there is some shekel grabbing and hand rubbing going on in the White House right now.

How can you prove that an employee contaminated your food by a lab test after the fact. You could easily have had a friend contaminate it for you.

The only way this could be successful is if you could capture video evidence of an employee doing something. Even then, it might be difficult to win a legal payout. You'd be better off going to social media.

die in a grease fire you stupid nigger.

Also a Jew would plant the contamination themselves and blame the white working staff for it.
So it isn't really the same tactic at all, b8fags.

The majority of the members of the church are actually lawyers too if I recall correctly.

Attacking one to one would be difficult to pull off. Better would be to put into the normalfags mind that "SJWs" are purposely contaminating food at fast food restaurants for something much less.

Such as, Antifa has instructed its members to contaminate the food of White people. tbh they probably already do this, we are just unaware of the actual cases

We've been the jews since 2015, user.

Everyone,

Please move to /zenpol

/pol is compromised and censoring any criticism of the omnibus.

The omnibus is a total betrayal:

-no funding for any border wall–just 33 miles of fence

-no money for wall prototypes. Only “operationally effective designs" already in use

-prohibits hiring of ICE field agents. Fewer than 100 support jobs–not field agents–are mandated

-reduces the current number of beds for detained illegals–about 40,761–by about 250. Fewer illegals can be detained

-increases the number of foreign workers–H-2B visas are increased by 100,000

-prohibits cutting federal funding from sanctuary cities. Remember that, per the courts, a president cannot cut this funding on his own

-on top of all that, the massive $1.3 trillion omnibus gives a ton of money to Israel and various middle eastern countries for completely insane, bullshit reasons (funding for Afghani women police, for example)

-the military will NOT fund the wall or assist building it. That's a lie designed for damage control. Pay attention to Mattis. His policy is to remain strictly neutral on any political issue like building the wall.

docs.house.gov/billsthisweek/20180319/BILLS-115SAHR1625-RCP115-66.pdf

breitbart.com/big-government/2018/03/23/spending-bill-does-not-fund-1000-new-deportation-agents-trump-requested/

breitbart.com/big-government/2018/03/23/spending-bill-trump-banned-from-building-border-wall-with-prototypes-he-toured-in-san-diego/

breitbart.com/big-government/2018/03/23/omnibus-spending-bill-allows-more-illegal-aliens-to-be-released-into-u-s-through-catch-and-release/

breitbart.com/economics/2018/03/20/omnibus-bill-blocks-funding-cuts-for-illegal-immigrant-sanctuary-cities/

No.

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The jew would plant the contamination themself so nice try, rabbi.

This made me hungry

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Everyone,

Please move to /zenpol

/pol is compromised and censoring any criticism of Trump for signing the omnibus.

The omnibus shows Trump has completely betrayed his base:

-no funding for any border wall–just 33 miles of fence

-no money for wall prototypes. Only “operationally effective designs" already in use

-prohibits hiring of ICE field agents. Fewer than 100 support jobs–not field agents–are mandated

-reduces the current number of beds for detained illegals–about 40,761–by about 250. Fewer illegals can be detained

-increases the number of foreign workers–H-2B visas are increased by 100,000

-prohibits cutting federal funding from sanctuary cities. Remember that, per the courts, a president cannot cut this funding on his own

-on top of all that, the massive $1.3 trillion omnibus gives a ton of money to Israel and various middle eastern countries for completely insane, bullshit reasons (funding for Afghani women police, for example)

-the military will NOT fund the wall or assist building it. That's a lie designed for damage control. Pay attention to Mattis. His policy is to remain strictly neutral on any political issue like building the wall.

docs.house.gov/billsthisweek/20180319/BILLS-115SAHR1625-RCP115-66.pdf

breitbart.com/big-government/2018/03/23/spending-bill-does-not-fund-1000-new-deportation-agents-trump-requested/

breitbart.com/big-government/2018/03/23/spending-bill-trump-banned-from-building-border-wall-with-prototypes-he-toured-in-san-diego/

breitbart.com/big-government/2018/03/23/omnibus-spending-bill-allows-more-illegal-aliens-to-be-released-into-u-s-through-catch-and-release/

breitbart.com/economics/2018/03/20/omnibus-bill-blocks-funding-cuts-for-illegal-immigrant-sanctuary-cities/

Why tho?

It's brilliant.


No this is using their own weapons against them. If those idiots weren't terrorists in training they would never taint a person's food.

this poor schlub can't post anymore because Heil aka imkampfy has torposter derangment syndrome. sad! many such cases!

Being a Jew would be putting the money in the bank after instead of donating it to pro-white charities or using it to combat white genocide.