He swore that he would avoid learning about anything that happened to America after Nov. 8, 2016.
It was just going to be for a few days. But he is now more than a year into knowing almost nothing about American politics. He has managed to become shockingly uninformed during one of the most eventful chapters in modern American history. He is as ignorant as a contemporary citizen could ever hope to be.
Mr. Hagerman has done the opposite of all of them.
Long story short, this narcissist faggot literally sticks his head in the sand and refuses to learn anything about his President 24/7. He makes all his friends and family participate in this egomaniacal fantasy, getting angry if even mere acquaintances mention Trump or he hears something on the TV about the POTUS. In essence, Erik Hagerman is the USA's biggest faggot.
If we don't dox this man and send him dozens of fake "Trump Appointed President for Life" articles, then I don't even recognize Zig Forums anymore. This "man" is the biggest lolcow of all time, bar none.
We should really use this tack to get the libs to stay home and stop politicking.
Sebastian Ward
You should be encouraging and supporting him, you idiot, not opposing him. If we can get this to catch on we could get large numbers of liberals to decide they're happier staying out of politics.
Kayden Fisher
This is hilarious. Stickied.
Meme it however you want.
Nathaniel Wilson
Why is this gay shit stickied?
Christian Lewis
Because you can't keep your dick out of the pony dolls
Robert Barnes
Is this liberal way of "going innawoods"? Going "innacoffeeshop" and turning off macbook internet?
As someone who is around liberals all of the time - yes, this is in fact exactly analogous.
The coffee shop is a place where people generally expect to not be bothered by anyone in even medium-sized cities.
Angel Cox
Caring too much for news is probably bad for you (unless it's your job), but being completely alienated from the world is just stupid. This is one retard though, slightly funny but hardly relevant. Gotta earn your pay from Trump I guess, mods. MODS = FAGS
Carter Robinson
What kinda nugget is that?
Ethan Edwards
No more "muh militia, muh militia, muh militia. I want to kill beaners but I want other people to do it for me" for you.
Camden White
Dear god, what a faggot.
Lucas Ramirez
Lol this faggot has family money and he makes money through investments alone; a literal negative to society
Elijah Miller
poor, misguided, faggot.
John Bailey
Anyone can come up with decent reason of being a NEET. But you have to be very clever to pretend the real reason is Donald Trump. In truth i think its a lie and just a cover for him not to work and being paid by kikes to condone some private shadow business.
Hudson Lee
please unsticky this, mods. OP, take this to /cow/ where this faggot will get some good attention.
Oliver Perez
Pretty decent self-improvement regimen tbqh. If he keeps this up he may be aligned with us when he comes out of it in Current Year + 4 or 5.
Nicholas Moore
this is what communists actually think
Connor Hall
That's the problem, i don't think this dude is legit. Or else he wouldn't take an interview of a big media publisher such as New York times if he tries to escape all forms of world news around him.
Prepared to be banned for 27 years for wrongthink by the (((turk))).
Hudson Peterson
ur not supposed to post that picture or you'll get banned fyi
Christopher Jackson
hitler would have gone to the Kvetching Wall, tbh
ur not supposed to point out the autistic banning or you'll get banned fyi
Jonathan Fisher
Seems like a good role model to the rest of the fags. Let the men do men's work and the kids can play around. It's not like we are trying to change their way of life
Justin Wood
Remember, everything the kike mods consider as wrongthink and don't have a good explanation, its ban evasion.
Since when has being a wage/tax cuck been preferable to being a business owner or venture capitalist?
Eli Flores
How come all of your posts come off like they should be read in a wailing jew voice? I like when you get banned because the shrillness increases over the course of the day.
Gavin Cox
what got deleted?
Brody Adams
It's a …..wait for it….. A BUTT NUGGET
Nolan Murphy
The guy who learned the word "wrongthink" a few days ago and really likes to say it.
Tyler Anderson
these people must not get out much if they think Trump is the most "ignorant" man in America. They must not own mirrors either.
Aiden Phillips
So what? That's how I am with television and movies. Stopped all that shit about 4 years ago and I couldn't be happier. The difference is I guess is I am ignorant to shit that doesn't matter, this cuck doesn't know basic politics
Adam Wilson
A bubba nugget, but it's not a moiser 'gat to begin with. I think, hard to see at that res.
Julian Miller
what did faganon say?
Robert Baker
HERE'S WHAT AUTISTIC KIKELOVING TURK FAGGOT IS CENSORING
>Prepared to be banned for 27 years for wrongthink by the (((turk)))
(pic of trump at wailing wall)
Jeremiah Davis
No one's going to your dead board. Zenpol sucks ass.
Christopher Collins
get out of the fucking thread heil you autistic fuck
Kayden Young
Don't pretend it's only the mods who hate you.
James Collins
Why did you have to drop 1500 bans in the last 24 hrs, eh Heilkikey? is it because you've realized you're running Zig Forums into the ground with all your autistic censorship?
============================================================================================================ Heil has torposter derangment syndrome. sad! many such cases!
>>>/zenpol/ >>>/polk/ >>>/4chon/ >>>/polpol/ >>>/8pol/ meguca.org ← hardcore Zig Forums went here endchan.org vichan.org ← bunch of 8ch leaks here about your mods etc The truth is out there, if you only go looking for it. Good luck.
Landon Jackson
anyone defending Zig Forums at this point is a reddit kiddie and no one cares what you think
============================================================================================================ Heil has torposter derangment syndrome. sad! many such cases!
>>>/zenpol/ >>>/polk/ >>>/4chon/ >>>/polpol/ >>>/8pol/ meguca.org ← hardcore Zig Forums went here endchan.org vichan.org ← bunch of 8ch leaks here about your mods etc The truth is out there, if you only go looking for it. Good luck.
wait that's actually in this torpedofag's post who is jewing who here?
Noah Diaz
Tirfag confirmed for shill
William Morgan
meguca is pretty good tbh, what is your problem with it?
Nicholas Walker
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Thomas Evans
they think if they call every other site honeypot transfagkikenigger shills, then anons will forget that Zig Forums is run by a autistic shitskin and zir reddit buddies
John Diaz
idk, meguca could be run by literal feds, but I would like to see proof if that was the case. In any event, the liveposting is pretty cool
Gavin Bell
i actually was bored and went to those other places. can't see anything wrong with them right off the bat except they're really slow. /zenpol/ seems like some sort of bait if you ask me, but I can't really explain why
Elijah Taylor
You know it's a holiday weekend, right?
Ethan Davis
Why even bother calling them honeypots? They're just dead boards. No one's going to post on a dead board, you fucking idiot.
Jeremiah Ramirez
why does that matter? is it jubilee or something? jk mods pls no bully
Liam Cooper
People should post everywhere tbh. Don't lock yourself into one board or site even.
William Price
Sure, if anyone posted on those boards. Which in this case, no one does.
I know what you mean. Zenpol has the same "feel" as leftypol. I think everyone noticed and that's why not even the Attention Hungry games could get it some real posters.
Asher Scott
because they know that if anons found out what was really happening here, then they'd leave en masse
see above. its only dead because anons haven't gone there yet
Dylan Wright
You've been pushing this shit for at least a year. I bet it's been longer. The nicest thing you'll ever hear on this board is fuck off and don't come back.
Kayden Barnes
No, the biggest lolcow is imcucky, a permavirgin weeaboo who has so many disgusting fetishes that his chances of ever getting within less than 10 miles of a girl are 0.
Blake Richardson
You sound like a cuckchanner that cant appreciate /comfy/
It's ok, stay. Nothing of value was lost :^)
Nolan Nguyen
It's pretty obvious, the use a picture of Evola as their rules sticky but the very first thread was about how he's not kosher enough.
Dylan Gutierrez
I'm a leaf that listens to Hannity because I'm doing the same thing this guy is. You can't start arguments about Castreau if you aren't up on the latest facts.
Turned on the news last week: apparently there is some Sikh drug dealer that is funding the Liberal Party in BC (not surprising at all) and Hookers and Hackers (CSIS) is trying to cover it up… likely because he works for them.
Luis Sanders
???
It had some posters for awhile, or some bots idk.
your newfag is showing. u still have 1 moar year to lurk before you should post
David Young
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Ian Powell
I love how fucking broken he is, would be hilarious to record reminding him of reality and that'll be two terms.
Caleb Brown
Anyway, back on topic. I like the Trump Appointed President for Life tactic.
And also yes, spin it as the new hipster healthy way of being: instead of listening to the news, meditate. Bring back hippie-ism but this time as a weapon against the left.
isn't it technically impossible for him to do this? i thought when the president leaves the country he becomes un-presidented and the vice-president becomes acting president until the president returns.
Adam Lopez
Hey Erik, try this new coffee brand, it's called Lowest Black Unemployment Rate Ever under Trump-
But Eri-
Anthony Howard
it wouldn't be wise to send a 70+ yo man into space tbh, especially when (((something))) could happen
Kevin Young
Print em up, slide em under his door.
Matthew Jackson
No idea if that's true, but whenever obummer visited my country he still got called president obongo in the news.
Angel Wood
Are you fucking retarded?
Jackson Turner
Are you also fucking retarded?
Angel Thomas
Shit alternative tbh.
You are a representative of your race faggot, fucking act like it.
Wyatt Murphy
no need to be rude this is hw they arrange for continuity of government. so for example if the president is out of the country then the vice president is acting president. if both the president and vice-president are out then it's the speaker of the house. if the president, vice president, and speaker are all out of the country then the postmaster general is acting president, etc. and there's a thing like the sole survivor who is always somewhere else in case everyone gets decapitated.