Amazon has banned thousands of accounts with zero warning, causing panic attacks from lemmings everywhere. Banned accounts are unable to shop, and unable to access digital purchases, ebooks, movies, etc. Fire, kindle, and echo devices also go offline. Banned users attempt to login, and are rejected with claims that their accounts no longer exist.
Amazon has been tight lipped, but the butthurt has spawned its own hashtag on twitter #amazonclosed. Amazon is sending generic copypaste emails out now accusing some of the customers of writing paid reviews. Amazon support in India bounces customers back and forth between apartments, and tells them to wait on calls and emails that never come. The butthurt on this one is massive.
Reminder never to purchase digital goods. Amazon eservices are no different than steam purchases, they can cancel your account at any time for any reason, and your library is gone.
Meh. I hate the subsidized slave labor enabler as much as the rest of what's left of the white race but I'm sure ebay does the same thing often.
Zachary Cooper
begone kike, he is our swollen saviour
Samuel Morris
The Trump Curse strikes again
John Turner
i don't think it's been done on this scale before. and there was recent change of their terms of service prohibiting paid reviews, many people were doing it. it seems like what happened here is amazon flagged all these people with an algorithm and then mass banned, lemmings were caught off guard.
a lot of people bitching on twitter claim they've never reviewed though, so who knows amazon isn't saying shit hoping this goes away. i forgot to mention gift card balances are also forfeit when your account gets banned, as are any outstanding balances in amazon payments, which mainly applies to sellers on amazon and mturk workers, if you have money in there, it's forefeit too.
amazon has terrible support, and 100% of it comes from india, most of the lemmings eating bezo's shit up constantly don't realize it though, until now, when they get the runaround from razeesh and pajeet 10 times a day desperately trying to get their kindle's and echo's working again.
How much you wanna bet most, if not all these banned accounts belonged to Trump supporters?
Jason Myers
might be a little hard to base that off nothing but reviews and purchases, wouldn't suprise me at all though.
also if the amazon.com account is banned, all of your accounts under that name are banned, for all services, including AWS. AWS hosts half of the worlds servers. A lot of small time websites likely went down also as a result of this ban.
this is a larger issue when amazon aims for a monopoly. i've already seen claims on twitter from "disabled" persons trying to equate this to a death sentence. people in heavily rural areas who previously depended on these purchases are also fucked.
Charles Sullivan
=Best. Timeline.==
Hunter Allen
amazon literally does not employ any american customer service agents. they are 100% located in india. here's a pajeet handling BBB damage control, implying amazon gives a shit about the BBB.
it's not the best timeline, everyday is a new misery
things will get worse before they never get better
Luke Diaz
they're shutting it down on twitter and facebook too. twitter is pulling the "sensitive content" half assed censorship, and facejew or amazon themselves are preventing people from complaining on facejew.
it looks like they're generating reasons after the fact. they do this with mturk worker accounts often, it gets auto suspended by the algorithm for one of several reasons, and then assuming you complain about it, a pajeet in india will look at it and generate a reason afterward. seller accounts are known for being closed for the excuse of "cannot verify identity". i haven't heard of this ever happening for accounts where the money only goes one way (to amazon), usually they only give accounts shit where they have to pay out money (seller accounts, mturk worker).
here's one saying it was based on too many returns, which I've heard people complain about before. you return too much shit on amazon they'll cancel your account.
here's another claim that 3rd party attachments to the account are causing the shoah. if your dumb enough to have a server up with AWS you might want to migrate, hopefully you are not that stupid, AWS is a massive rip off by every measure.
Step one: Get a Kobo or any other eink reader used. Step two: Use pajeet coded Calibre to transfer any ebook you want.
Xavier Jones
Checked AND IT WILL EVERY SINGLE TIME
Oliver Russell
It doesn't even seem to be political either. Wonder why they did it.
Jack Carter
apparently amazon will pay you to write reviews, so it's okay if you do it, but not if someone else pays you to review their product. they are famous for fucking over sellers, here's the seller scam
1: create seller account, start making actual sales 2: amazon demands you list your suppliers (for verification purposes naturally) when you start making non-marginal sales 3: amazon closes your account pending "id verification" 4: amazon refuses to re-open your account saying they can't verify your identification, any requests as to why are met with generic "our support specialists are a seperate division and can't interact with customers", pajeet the customer facing rep is left to deflect the anger. 5: amazon starts selling your product using your suppliers. 6 (optional): if you allowed them to store your product and ship directly from their warehouse, it's an option, your product is now forfeit. if you had a seller account balance, your money is also forfeit.
the 3rd party program really is just a way for them to cherry pick products and then shut you down if you get popular.
I thought Amazon was cucked. Surprised me when I saw some pink hair bitching about her account being zapped.
Carson Barnes
The fact that these people feel compelled to jump on Twitter and whine about being banned makes me understand why Amazon wants them gone. They want attention, they seem like the type of people who would write a bunch of bullshit reviews.
amazons help bot is in overdrive. even if you think your getting an actual pajeet, 99% of the time they are clicking responses on the screen, even if you talk to them, everything is pre-scripted. the good of this is some lemmings will realize how bad amazon support really is, when they've been forced to endure two weeks of pre-scripted pajeet support responses
That's what you get for buying MAGA hats, you racist scum! :^)
Leo Martinez
I have an old Paperwhite and can do that same shit. Feels good, man.
Jordan Davis
Even boomers just use ebay
Thomas Morales
kek look at the avatars of the people bitching on twitter
Owen Morris
i really don't think any of these are right wing, but it's hard to tell because twitter banned the right wing, and I would hope most of the right is smarter than this. it seems like these are mostly leftists, and stay at home disability 400lb types that probably would take free products and write reviews for a $1 amazon gift card.
My amazon isn't cancelled. I pay for prime and I even ordered The Turner Diaries through them. Are they just picking on sellers? (Torfagging because I am at a Hotel)
Carter Rivera
The man has jewish grandchildren. His daughter married a kike and bred with a Jew and raises them as jews.
amazon is pretty much the shittiest company on the face of the planet to interact with and work for at any level, it's not just the warehouse work that sucks, the white collar suits all want to kill themselves too and they don't please the minorities and women who work their either, they bitch and moan constantly that they get shitcanned for their medical problems and/or pregnancy and get thrown on blacklists if they try to come back or complain about it. bezos is pretty much a shameless gigakike.
Oliver Rivera
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Jayden Howard
What a clownish world we live in, indeed.
Caleb Sanchez
Holy shit. I wonder how random these bans really are and the reason for them. Maybe one of /ourguys/ got into their system or a high position in the company. Seems like a bunch of shitlibs got the ban. Can't wait to learn more, this is funny.
Cooper Rivera
amazon banning some real winners. this one is a fat bearded prostitute in vegas
reminder a lot of these camwhores will get on #paypig twitter and milk soyboys for cash who apparantly get off on giving whores money for nothing in return. these "tributes" as the whores call them involve a lot of gift card transferring too, it's not just cash. this could be part of it considering this beast.
I stand with Amazon's Cleanup Efforts. They created this mess, by being too successful and complicit. And God speed to them cleaning it up.
I know they will be chasing whack-a-mole diminishing returns. All companies' accounts under purchase coordination showed the problems. It came, and continues coming, in waves of increasing sophistry and collusion of both suppliers, marketeers, desginateds, and chinamen (and oddly anything sounding as The Gay or Failed Female). It was a strange sight to witness year after year, but training was able to be developed and pushed to mangers, so as to keep them able enough to tell when they were being lied to and guide sourcing efficiently. As with so many before them, the version of recent spam game (unchanged since roughly 2015) reach entrapment stability, and was long over due to close and purge. So none of this is new, and is over due, and must continue to fight. The tiered+longtail review system alone start to cease to be a viable stand-alone classifier without policement circa 2008, and reached capitulation circa 2015-JUL. Amazon has been lethargic in acknowledging this.
everyone I dig gives the same impression. these are a bunch of thots who are getting burned for shilling products and writing reviews in exchange for beauty products and other associated garbage
They better hope nasims brother isn't a prime member.
Camden Morales
I guess the joke is on amazon, I’ve been doing the scam return on multiple different accounts and drop addresses for a few years now, racked up over 10k so far. Best way to hurt a kike is his shekels.
every single one, though this one appears to support infowars and calls cnn fake news while being addicted to getting free samples in exchange for amazon reviews and pushing other scams.
Na. Put her on a healthy diet. Fill her full of white babies. Hips like that user you could breed an army. fat girl love simply requires a dash of flour
Anthony Jackson
Amazon is such a shit store, holy shit, glad I declined another yearly subscription.
Jaxson Cooper
Wow, the future is awesome!
Aiden Davis
kek
Luis Cox
Lol I work at the place that first invented electrophoretic ink and I still don’t mess with it.
Jace Peterson
Hey glad to hear some people still need me to go into work tomorrow to mix some chemicals together. Lol we’re expanding into signs and even some microfluidics stuff. Can’t say more though.
Lucas Davis
So are they finally cracking down on the fake reviews and scam stores? Or something else involving forbidden interest in certain products?
none of these beasts will mention the fact that none of the service reps are american, they're all from india and barely speak a word of english, because thats racist
Leo Ortiz
Its has to do with Amazon Prime, Twitch and China bots. People are abusing the shit out of Amazon for Twitch viewership.
Jaxon Gray
Techfags, hurry up with the nanotech and 3d printing tech so every home will be its own amazon
Christian Gray
Amazon sure ripped off a lot of people. They basically just stole a bunch of money from people. Almost as if Amazon was a tangible person and robbed these people on the street with a gun.
Legalized property theft right here, because consumers are dumb and don't their rights and responsibilities.
hahahahaha "Never received item" and "Item not as described or broken" scum getting BTFO.
Chase Martinez
REMINDER FACEBOOK USED THE PHRASE "MALICIOUS ACTORS" TO DEFLECT FROM IT'S TRUE BUSINESS MODEL
AMAZON IS USING THE PHRASE "BAD ACTOR" TO JUSTIFY BANNING ROASTIES CLICKING ON 3RD PARTY (READ: CHINK) ADWARE BOTS
IT'S OBVIOUSLY FUCKING RELATED
THE MALICIOUS ACTORS ON FACEBOOK ARE THE SAME BAD ACTORS ON AMAZON
ACCUSE YOUR ENEMY OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING
Gavin Flores
and with some digging one can only wonder where that gift card balance came from. surely her loving family members slaved for hours in the rice paddies to make sure she had a good birthday/holiday/event and amazon ripped it away
Trips confirm. Pretty sure it has to do with Twitch and China shit.
Aiden Hernandez
i don't want to defend amazon but every single account on this hashtag is unclean. they are most definitely targeting ecelebs just like youkike clamped down on their eceleb hopefuls, these people just inflate their self importance with reviews instead of videos, just like people addicted to reviewing yelp. these people are running blogs and doing the affiliate program though, so I don't know what's going on with that. Isn't this the entire point of amazon's affiliate program?
almost all of these kvetching accounts show some amount of shilling for this blog-booster.com website also. not really sure where the money in this is, it appears to be a 3rd party review site for linking back to amazon products. i guess you click the amazon link they get paid somehow.
Seriously. But if for example, an account is locked out, but it still charges their card (credit card), and won't let them cancel, couldn't they sue Amazon for some sort of theft?
Colton Hernandez
Sure they can call their local police-force and report online fraud. and that'll be touched right about the same time as they start passing out ice-skates in hell At this point only thing that these people can do is hire some (((attorney))) and sue as a class. Good luck either way. So in practice the answer isno
there's no referral tracker, whatever though clearly they're a part of a referral program, they say as much on the site. maybe the few reviews i checked out on there were posted directly by the shills and the thots are just too stupid to add the tracking bit.
