Facebook CEO live before Congress Mega Thread
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The Zucc Testifies Live Before a Joint Commitee of Congress
Nathaniel Wright
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Nathaniel Ward
Adrian Taylor
oh lord
Thomas Robinson
link in text format for those who want it
David James
where were these people decade ago?
Grayson Butler
Rep. Thune really gave it to the (((zuck)))
Angel Lewis
It's another hammer against Trump.
Angel Bell
Would someone shoot this kike already?
They only care when they don't have direct control over it.
Luke Wilson
A bullet is too good for a sack of shit like him. Drop him in the middle of detroit without his precious entourage and let the nigs have their fun.
Charles Wood
Zuckerberg got nervous when Grassley mentioned data scraping for political campaigns. He licked his lips and swallowed
Gavin Evans
Prism the reptile!
Carson Flores
Lincoln Hughes
(((special report))) interrupts live stream to tell us about live stream.
Joseph Rivera
Why do they keep referring to Facebook and not Mark when it clearly seems they are talking to him?
Noah Perez
continued here
Juan Miller
youtube.com
Try this one.
Ryan Young
Those ears.
Joshua Hughes
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Hunter Rodriguez
that shifty noseberg behind him looks absolutely terrified
Daniel King
Jacob Stewart
Why the fuck did Zuckerberg thing it was a good idea to get high before testifying to the senate?
Jaxon Kelly
Zuck flicks his tongue after he tells a lie. Watch for it.
Jeremiah Hall
script:
1. story time on how it began and the ideals of the company to make the public sympathy with the company
2. say how you had good intentions but
3. flip the blame on the evil nazis (cambridge analytica)
4. we dindu nuffin
5. we will be good now, have faith, praise jesus
Jaxson Bailey
This is a joke, right? They know that (((Faceberg))) is an intel agency front. All the Democrats are going to do is pretend that Cambridge Analytica, another intel front, is the problem as a means of attacking Trump.
Joshua Cook
He's not testifying. They're not putting him under oath just like they didn't put Hillary/crew under oath.
This is a press release in front of his campaign finance puppets and shareholders. Don't pray for bad things to happen to Zuck; he's not in charge of anything just like Obama wasn't in charge of anything.
Adam Price
fucking lel
Luke Torres
Senator Nelson doesn't know what adblockers are.
David Flores
Checked.
That fucking picture makes my blood boil.
You're probably right.
Ayden Brown
ZUCC'D
Carter James
Alexander Miller
Why do I get the impression that Senator Nelson's grandson has spent the past weekend trying to explain to Senator Nelson what Facebook is?
Landon Young
This guy is making me miss Comey. Comey was much smoother at deflecting questions.
Matthew Harris
"More proactive role and a broader view of our responsibility" = "censoring wrongthink."
Brayden Smith
Carson Lopez
(((hate speech))) and (((content policy))). They're going all out.
Leo Thomas
Logan Howard
And he's apologizing for the delay
Mason Parker
Really activates the almonds
Logan Clark
(((feinstein))) russian collusion election hacking out for him
Adrian Lee
Mr Hatch is right
Ayden Bell
his face lol
Lucas Reed
Oh, I get it:
Jace Jones
This is why you force people to testify under oath.
David Davis
Well, about a decade ago, Obama was harvesting all this information to benefit his campaign. But Trump is doing the same thing now, so it has to be stopped. :^)
Jayden Turner
Not forgetting the good old
Daniel Gonzalez
AWWW SHIT SHE JUST BROUGHT UP TOTAL INFORMATION AWARENESS
WILL SHE COME DOWN WITH CANCER SOON????
Joseph Wilson
and now Palantir… how many intel agency fronts are they going to throw into this.
Anthony Ward
Nathaniel Thompson
It helps him relax and suppresses his need for the blood of gentile children so he can more convincingly imitate the mannerisms of a human being, something he has had trouble with in the past. If all is to proceed as planned he must be able to lie convincingly.
Alexander Evans
Pipes of the Internet
Luke Ross
He's in total fear, he lost control.
That kike is fucked, and that for good.
Grayson Evans
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Xavier Robinson
Zuckerberg doesn't want to talk about the cookies, does he?
Luke Peterson
I DONT KNOW
Logan Young
He was sweating bullets at that question
Wyatt Cox
kek lying before congress is a sure way to make them like you
Jeremiah Martin
That was great. Now we he have the asthmatic turtle…
Christian Campbell
THE MEMES
Jose Taylor
Post yfw Zuck declared Russian inside agent by clueless boomers that do not understand how the internet works.
Elijah Ortiz
hmm…Zuck is fucked
wish he was under oath
should have worked harder for hilbot
Jaxson Hall
DO YOU RECOGNIZE THESE MEMES
Asher King
He sounds like a fucking bot
Joseph Reed
LOOK AT THAT FAGGOT HOLDING UP THE BOARD WITH MEMES
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Cooper Bennett
He just called groups of people "content items" Zuck is not human.
Isaiah Hill
Bentley Robinson
Jason Fisher
And this is why you have to put people under oath and have a boatload of evidence to shake the shit out of them when they try to kike their way out of uncomfortable questions.
James Carter
Gah, why won't Hooktube work with live broadcasts?
Carson Reyes
Oh look, Facebook stock started a downtick as soon as Zuckerberg was asked about his cookies.
Landon Ramirez
top comment on the Fox10 stream
Julian Johnson
This is a fucking joke, it's not about privacy. It's about hate speech.
Thomas Gray
Jason Jones
This mumbling fossil wants to censor Facebook left and right, then he flips and become concerned about CHINESE censorship
Levi Green
No, based huwhite bro's, I do not advise to ignore this, but I simply do not expect anything else to come forward from this kike scheme than pure kike propaganda. Think about the kikes wanting to reappeal Brexit, for example.
Matthew Evans
the one that asked the memes was republican or democrat? I think he was from Mississippi
Jose Allen
those investors are going to lose
Liam Rogers
No shit.
Adam Bailey
Levi Jenkins
"If I buy a Ford and I don't like it…" Why are these dinosaurs allowed to even touch legislation? It's laughable.
Noah Flores
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Christian Diaz
THE AUDACITY OF THIS KIKE
Jaxon Mitchell
Benjamin Gutierrez
anyone with data would be considered, but the normie public cannot fathom facebook outside of their fb page
Ryan Johnson
He's got a booster seat TOP KEK
Austin Parker
My fucking sides
Nicholas Young
MY SIDES
Caleb Bailey
HAHAHAHAA
Jacob Fisher
shills as judges, what a fucking sham
Adrian Bailey
Daniel Hill
Most of these fossils have no idea what the fuck they are talking about. They ask him questions that were prepared in advance by their assistants. I bet 90% of them think "cookies" are something you order online.
Fucking hell. A bunch of boomers getting played like a fiddle by a kike. This is the U.S. in 2018.
Daniel Watson
Actually laughing…
Julian Wood
this whore is paid by facebook and Jack Dorsey aka "@jack", who lives at 830 El Camino Del Mar, San Francisco CA, is a child rapist, murderer and cannibal. twitter isn't she?
Gabriel Bennett
Operation Protective Edge.
Cameron Baker
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
Carson King
Fuck off, you retarded kike/ kike shill.
You, diabolical kikes, create a fucking problem. After you, inferior kikes, have created a problem, you offer a fake kike solution for it, which only furthers the kike plan for global marxist communist kike control. Do you kikes really think that we, based huwhite bro's, are too stupid to understand your fake Hegelian dialectics. Never underestimate your enemy, dumb fucking kikes and kike shills.
All of you, meaning all jews and kike shills, and judaism itself will be destroyed.
Ethan Sullivan
of course
Colton Gutierrez
STOP AND DROP THE FUCKING DATA YOU FUCKING HARD DRIVE!
t. SSD COP
Chase Morales
Saved.
Matthew Gray
that's awesome