The Zucc Testifies Live Before a Joint Commitee of Congress

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The one and only robot lizard live starting now! Let the Meme's begin.

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judiciary.senate.gov/meetings/facebook-social-media-privacy-and-the-use-and-abuse-of-data
energycommerce.house.gov/hearings/facebook-transparency-use-consumer-data/
youtube.com/watch?v=GQN4On0K7-w
youtube.com/watch?v=u-FlWZ1BOcA
youtube.com/watch?v=cyJosQBtzsw
techcrunch.com/2018/02/19/facebooks-tracking-of-non-users-ruled-illegal-again/

judiciary.senate.gov/meetings/facebook-social-media-privacy-and-the-use-and-abuse-of-data

Also, tomorrow at 10 AM EDT
energycommerce.house.gov/hearings/facebook-transparency-use-consumer-data/

oh lord

link in text format for those who want it

youtube.com/watch?v=GQN4On0K7-w

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where were these people decade ago?

Rep. Thune really gave it to the (((zuck)))

It's another hammer against Trump.

Would someone shoot this kike already?

They only care when they don't have direct control over it.

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A bullet is too good for a sack of shit like him. Drop him in the middle of detroit without his precious entourage and let the nigs have their fun.

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Zuckerberg got nervous when Grassley mentioned data scraping for political campaigns. He licked his lips and swallowed

Prism the reptile!

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(((special report))) interrupts live stream to tell us about live stream.

Why do they keep referring to Facebook and not Mark when it clearly seems they are talking to him?

continued here

youtube.com/watch?v=u-FlWZ1BOcA

youtube.com/watch?v=cyJosQBtzsw
Try this one.

Those ears.

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that shifty noseberg behind him looks absolutely terrified

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Why the fuck did Zuckerberg thing it was a good idea to get high before testifying to the senate?

Zuck flicks his tongue after he tells a lie. Watch for it.

script:

1. story time on how it began and the ideals of the company to make the public sympathy with the company

2. say how you had good intentions but

3. flip the blame on the evil nazis (cambridge analytica)

4. we dindu nuffin

5. we will be good now, have faith, praise jesus

This is a joke, right? They know that (((Faceberg))) is an intel agency front. All the Democrats are going to do is pretend that Cambridge Analytica, another intel front, is the problem as a means of attacking Trump.

He's not testifying. They're not putting him under oath just like they didn't put Hillary/crew under oath.

This is a press release in front of his campaign finance puppets and shareholders. Don't pray for bad things to happen to Zuck; he's not in charge of anything just like Obama wasn't in charge of anything.

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fucking lel

Senator Nelson doesn't know what adblockers are.

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Checked.
That fucking picture makes my blood boil.
You're probably right.

ZUCC'D

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Why do I get the impression that Senator Nelson's grandson has spent the past weekend trying to explain to Senator Nelson what Facebook is?

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This guy is making me miss Comey. Comey was much smoother at deflecting questions.

"More proactive role and a broader view of our responsibility" = "censoring wrongthink."

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(((hate speech))) and (((content policy))). They're going all out.

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And he's apologizing for the delay

Really activates the almonds

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(((feinstein))) russian collusion election hacking out for him

Mr Hatch is right

his face lol

Oh, I get it:

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This is why you force people to testify under oath.

Well, about a decade ago, Obama was harvesting all this information to benefit his campaign. But Trump is doing the same thing now, so it has to be stopped. :^)

Not forgetting the good old

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AWWW SHIT SHE JUST BROUGHT UP TOTAL INFORMATION AWARENESS

WILL SHE COME DOWN WITH CANCER SOON????

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and now Palantir… how many intel agency fronts are they going to throw into this.

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It helps him relax and suppresses his need for the blood of gentile children so he can more convincingly imitate the mannerisms of a human being, something he has had trouble with in the past. If all is to proceed as planned he must be able to lie convincingly.

Pipes of the Internet

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He's in total fear, he lost control.
That kike is fucked, and that for good.

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Zuckerberg doesn't want to talk about the cookies, does he?

I DONT KNOW

He was sweating bullets at that question

kek lying before congress is a sure way to make them like you

That was great. Now we he have the asthmatic turtle…

THE MEMES

Post yfw Zuck declared Russian inside agent by clueless boomers that do not understand how the internet works.

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hmm…Zuck is fucked
wish he was under oath
should have worked harder for hilbot

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DO YOU RECOGNIZE THESE MEMES

He sounds like a fucking bot

LOOK AT THAT FAGGOT HOLDING UP THE BOARD WITH MEMES

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

He just called groups of people "content items" Zuck is not human.

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And this is why you have to put people under oath and have a boatload of evidence to shake the shit out of them when they try to kike their way out of uncomfortable questions.

Gah, why won't Hooktube work with live broadcasts?

Oh look, Facebook stock started a downtick as soon as Zuckerberg was asked about his cookies.

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top comment on the Fox10 stream

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This is a fucking joke, it's not about privacy. It's about hate speech.

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This mumbling fossil wants to censor Facebook left and right, then he flips and become concerned about CHINESE censorship

No, based huwhite bro's, I do not advise to ignore this, but I simply do not expect anything else to come forward from this kike scheme than pure kike propaganda. Think about the kikes wanting to reappeal Brexit, for example.

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the one that asked the memes was republican or democrat? I think he was from Mississippi

those investors are going to lose

No shit.

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"If I buy a Ford and I don't like it…" Why are these dinosaurs allowed to even touch legislation? It's laughable.

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THE AUDACITY OF THIS KIKE

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anyone with data would be considered, but the normie public cannot fathom facebook outside of their fb page

He's got a booster seat TOP KEK

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My fucking sides

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MY SIDES

HAHAHAHAA

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techcrunch.com/2018/02/19/facebooks-tracking-of-non-users-ruled-illegal-again/

shills as judges, what a fucking sham

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Most of these fossils have no idea what the fuck they are talking about. They ask him questions that were prepared in advance by their assistants. I bet 90% of them think "cookies" are something you order online.
Fucking hell. A bunch of boomers getting played like a fiddle by a kike. This is the U.S. in 2018.

Actually laughing…

this whore is paid by facebook and Jack Dorsey aka "@jack", who lives at 830 El Camino Del Mar, San Francisco CA, is a child rapist, murderer and cannibal. twitter isn't she?

Operation Protective Edge.

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

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Fuck off, you retarded kike/ kike shill.

You, diabolical kikes, create a fucking problem. After you, inferior kikes, have created a problem, you offer a fake kike solution for it, which only furthers the kike plan for global marxist communist kike control. Do you kikes really think that we, based huwhite bro's, are too stupid to understand your fake Hegelian dialectics. Never underestimate your enemy, dumb fucking kikes and kike shills.

All of you, meaning all jews and kike shills, and judaism itself will be destroyed.

of course

STOP AND DROP THE FUCKING DATA YOU FUCKING HARD DRIVE!

t. SSD COP

Saved.

that's awesome

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