Brit/pol/ #2797 That time when thread

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been 19st forever, not gotten a kayak yet

really nice. good luck, lad.

goodlad

For her

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If she showed up on my dating site I'd swipe left tbh

Oh, 22st is such an evasive twat that I genuinely thought you were him. I hope he's getting his shit together though.

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we ignored you the first time

Got to meet 'em some where lad. Got sick of going through dating sites seeing single mothers. She was a lonely lass who hated Reddit but saw no other place to post that wasn't "oi show us ya tits" from nogs day in and day out.


Man V Food is alright too. But now they have that scoobydoo Duff bloke on constantly and I'm sick of his beady eyes. Don't want him eyeing up the lass and trying to convince her to visit Birmingham for the weekend.

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek what are you confused about

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Told you we didn't like this direction lad

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oof have to (You) this don't want to be a badlad

Utter state of the nightshift.

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she probably thinks I don't remember

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She is a beautiful woman that I would like to bear my babies.

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What the fuck?

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What, I didn't catch that post wtf

Fucking hell this is worse than bolt the door shut lad

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Less of a virgin than 87% of this thread. Well played lad.

it gets worse

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i dont know what is going on

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what the fuck

Nothing can top how horrifying and disgusting this is.

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Don't tell me you ever sucked her toes

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don't like toes just the soles, rubbed my lips all over the aswell as the rest of my face if I recall correctly

That lad looks like a homo

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he has about 600£ in superchats and he's been streaming for 20 minutes

And she just let you do it?

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Lad

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yes, she's one of those weird mothers who constantly talks about how she gave birth to me and breastfed me and all that other shit as if to show off

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Rape a dog? No lad. Just cuddled up and her back fur is touching your penis

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wtf lad, why were you sleeping naked with your dog?

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Never had your dog climb into your bed while sleeping?

nah she's just the type who would eat the placenta if they'd told her that was a thing back when I was born, a neo suburban hippie who never really lived the hippie life

I don't have a dog

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Lost it to a venezuelan lass at college when I was 16 and then cut my hair short after playing max payne 3 when he buzzed his head and my family started wondering about what was going on with me

You should have put some clothes on though with a dog around smh

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shame it didnt bite his cock right off

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He probably had a massive cock that almost split her wide open tbf

Get one. Can't be a proper British man if you don't have a dog to snuggle


Someone throw him off the London eye.

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She was very pale tbf

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smh, I never thought I looked scandi

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curse this life

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Guess she either ignores it or accepts it, like with my crusty boxers

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I'm hoping to lose my virginity to mute lass
Her ex-gf was her best friend before they were together so being her friend at the moment isn't so bad

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my mummy has completely rearranged my room and poured my minecraft potions down the drain and taken my big knife and refuses to give it back, don't know where half my shit is because she's moved it

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Do you think the dyke just took advantage of her? How did it end?

in Rotherham

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Lad, she knew they were cummy infested. Mummies just don't bring that shit up

keeeeeeeek. She's just worried you're one of those stabby gang members

don't tell her you're a virgin, and don't listen to the memi advice from normies, literally copy what you've seen in porn if you want to be good ,also


asking for trouble tbh

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Im not a wog and I don't live in london, I'm more pissed about the minecraft potions she binned, can't buy them anymore

thanks mummy


It's exciting to live dangerous tbh
I guess it's not so exciting finding out lads don't care to though smh. Guess the spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine) know at least

What are minecraft potions? Cummy lotion?

bad lad

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tbh it has helped me, and lasses think i am experienced although I have only had sex 2 different girls

amateur porn I mean, just don't listen to memi normie advice