Brit/pol/ #2799: Her Majesties Pleasure Edition

Julian Assange: Wikileaks co-founder jailed over bail breach
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48118908
Wikileaks co-founder Julian Assange has been sentenced to 50 weeks in jail for breaching his bail conditions.

Former UK Equality Chief: Jo Cox Death Used to Enforce ‘Woke’ Orthodoxy on Multiculturalism
breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/01/equality-chief-jo-cox-death-enforce-woke-orthodoxy-multiculturalism/
Trevor Phillips, the former head of the Commission for Racial Equality and the Equality and Human Rights Commission which succeeded it, has warned that the death of Jo Cox is being exploited to enforce “woke” orthodoxy on diversity and multiculturalism.

UK government cancels Brexit ferry deals
bbc.co.uk/news/business-48117366
The Department for Transport is cancelling contracts to provide extra ferry services after Brexit.

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breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/01/investigation-hospital-hundreds-died-opiate-prescriptions/
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6980157/Mays-silver-lining-Election-guru-says-Tories-better-expected-local-elections.html
oneangrygamer.net/2019/04/youtube-algorithm-changes-to-punish-harmful-content-led-to-70-billion-market-cap-loss/83217/
blackpoolgazette.co.uk/news/politics/far-right-activist-s-video-of-tourists-at-the-blackpool-seafront-gets-over-1m-views-on-twitter-but-it-does-not-go-to-plan-1-9741206
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6980039/Mother-slept-14-year-old-boy-cleared-child-sex-crimes.html
thejournal.ie/cancelled-drag-storytellers-call-for-repeal-of-censorship-act-4612706-Apr2019/
lifesitenews.com/news/second-drag-queen-story-hour-library-reader-exposed-as-convicted-child-sex-offender
theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2019/may/01/brexit-latest-news-pmqs-may-liaison-pm-to-face-questions-from-mps-amid-claims-she-is-preparing-for-deal-with-labour-live-news
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6980657/Holly-Willoughby-reveals-vomited-live-air-kids-TV-days.html
twitter.com/lpldirect/status/1123616701906661383
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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-48117678
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had to post something to make the new thread generate

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xth for rare Mosley

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For her

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for him

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Ruptly keeps going blurry for anyone else?

literally nothing happening anyway, just wait for the highlights

Police Investigate NHS Hospital Where Staff Had ‘Disregard for Human Life’
breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/01/investigation-hospital-hundreds-died-opiate-prescriptions/

May’s ‘silver lining’: Election guru says Tories will do better than expected at local elections because Brexit Party isn’t standing and UKIP are not contesting many seats
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6980157/Mays-silver-lining-Election-guru-says-Tories-better-expected-local-elections.html

YouTube Algorithm Changes To Punish “Harmful” Content Led To $70 Billion Market Cap Loss
oneangrygamer.net/2019/04/youtube-algorithm-changes-to-punish-harmful-content-led-to-70-billion-market-cap-loss/83217/

Far right activist's video of tourists at the Blackpool seafront gets over 1M views on Twitter - but it does not go to plan
blackpoolgazette.co.uk/news/politics/far-right-activist-s-video-of-tourists-at-the-blackpool-seafront-gets-over-1m-views-on-twitter-but-it-does-not-go-to-plan-1-9741206

Mother, 33, who slept with boy, 14, after a teenager’s birthday party is CLEARED of child sex crimes because she thought he was 18 or 19
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6980039/Mother-slept-14-year-old-boy-cleared-child-sex-crimes.html

Calls for repeal of Censorship Act following cancellation of drag storytelling event
thejournal.ie/cancelled-drag-storytellers-call-for-repeal-of-censorship-act-4612706-Apr2019/

Second ‘Drag Queen Story Hour’ library reader exposed as convicted child sex offender
lifesitenews.com/news/second-drag-queen-story-hour-library-reader-exposed-as-convicted-child-sex-offender


good lad

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Lmao what a biased shitrag. It got GI more attention on the rightist sphere so if served its purpose.

no ta'

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as long as you don't post anything that make the thread degenerate

Yeah and that's when they lost control.

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establishment rocked to the core

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God, I hate zoomers. Can tell just from that cap that he was raised by american youtubers.

Getting good now lads

theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2019/may/01/brexit-latest-news-pmqs-may-liaison-pm-to-face-questions-from-mps-amid-claims-she-is-preparing-for-deal-with-labour-live-news

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Not so wholesome anymore, is she lads?
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6980657/Holly-Willoughby-reveals-vomited-live-air-kids-TV-days.html

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm Sarg'n of Akkads baaaaby
OOOOOOOOOOh Don't You Wanna Save ME

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French police bricking protesters.

twitter.com/lpldirect/status/1123616701906661383

French police have killed and blinded protesters
Venezuelan government employee? runs over a few rioters yesterday

She never was, lived with her bf in London.

they came, they LARPed, they lost

Wally Hillbilly is vastly overrated iyam

when has anyone ever said she's wholesome

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Scientists find cocaine in shrimps in Suffolk rivers
twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1123606299952984069
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-48117678

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sister is wearing tiny shorts with a long shirt over it so she practically looks naked, mother thinks its appropriate for her to go out like that, vile tbh

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Have a fucking word ffs

kek

Smack her round the head ffs

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you lot are retards tbh, I am completely powerless to stop it

Quote 1 Timothy 2:9 at her.

Send a mate dressed as a paki to rape her. That'll teach her a lesson.

Unironically might end up in a kebab at that rate tbh

wondered why i couldn't sleep after that fish last nite

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You are powerless to tell your mother what happens to girls that dress like sluts? Of the thots fucking at 12 years old? Tell her she is a shit mother

Whoever conjured up this combo is a comedy genius.

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You're the retard here lad.

No you're not mate.

Time to LARP as a 19th century factory worker

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If this lad doesn't have the stones to talk straight to his own little sister, send me her details and I'll do it for you. I'll treat that bitch right lad don't you worry. No one will touch her but me.

the naivety on display here is shocking tbh

Just noticed the guy on the right in the second picture with the shitty hairline. I think I bullied him in Birmingham city centre once for setting up his shitty little cpgb stall. Small world.

reminder that the CPGB was literally founded by a scoobydoo

Exactly, sort her out or someone else will like she isn't already a total whore with this pussy for a brother.

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Be the man of your fucking house.

Imagine if ISIS truck of peaced this crowd

Give me her phone number tbh.

Wrong, you just don't have the vocabulary to do it properly without sperging and getting sent to your room. Your mother is a woman ffs, you are a man, don't be a pussy

you know what I'll do it just to see the reaction and prove how you lads have literally no idea

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You might have just saved her life lad well done.

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I literally just gave you an example I had that was similar you stupid cunt.


I love her to bits and was fucking disgusted, nan started laughing tbh

Do it properly, don't sperg, tell her what you know about the little whores going around and she is encouraging it, is that the daughter she wants?

not taking advice from a literal william tbh

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Record it lad

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you've been exposed as a literal william you tard who the fuck do you think you're kidding

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I'm looking forward to the Zig Forums sperg compilation.

Lads on here always act like she is.

crowd would apologise and jump under the wheels again

No I haven't you dumb cunt lel

Based grandma knows. I'll have to keep an eye on my second cousin because she's only little and her mum smokes weed while her dad is a fuck about. Rest of the family is all older or smart enough to avoid such nigger behaviour.

tbf she has been married 11 years and has 3 children

livestream?

COPE, tbh yes you have

Would be interested to find out how many of these lads went to public schools.

Yeah do it lad you need to help her now whilst you still can.


Then post it you mug.

Not to bumlick SA but I wouldn't call him a william.

should be a razorblade and a line of ket on the flag since they all look like students

I lived in Bethnal Green with her fiance, who also was mates with Dermot O'Leary. He let me use his bigger room when he was away to shag kek.

Zig Forums is Kev/Kane at its worst and high-tier George at its best. There are no Deanos, Williams or Monty's here.

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deploy the vengabus

Who would win lads?

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speak for yourself tbh

the fuck are you talking about you utter tart

This smacks of bullshit tbh. How could you afford to live in such a place, rubbing shoulders with shithead tv people?

How old was she exactly lad?

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How many of them do you reckon aren't students tbh


Other than my work I don't think there's anything about me that could be considered close to william tbh

I'm a william tbh. SA seems like a deano/william hybrid.

You're a George lad.

Williams browse reddit, Deano goes on facebook and ladbible, and Monty sticks to the esoteric rich-people WhatsApp groups.

Whenever it was a normie fad so a few years back(?), would've been around 11.

i guess the muslims and central asians who sit back with their high birthrate building new mosques in moscow every year while these irrelevant ideologies fail to do anything to dent the establishment russian ideology of civic eurasianism

He told me stories about her kek

How did I afford to live in Bethnall Green, a place with full on Paki/Turk shops one end of the High street to the other? It was a renovated old pub on a corner, into tiny apartments. He had a basement room that smelt of utter sewage from the bog

wew

talking utter shite tbh

dugin a shit

You lived with a man who let you shag Dermot O'Leary in his bedroom?

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One day I'm going to be the patriarch of my clan because I'm the eldest son of the eldest son and the only one who still carries the name. Based grandad pretty much told me it all depends on me. I will have no time for nigger behaviour.

Fresh Bald