A Pennsylvania school district is arming its teachers with 600 miniature baseball bats

(CNN)After the shooting in Parkland, Florida, a school district in suburban Erie, Pennsylvania, began formulating a school safety plan. Among its measures: handing out miniature wooden baseball bats to all 500 of its teachers.

In an online message, Millcreek Township School District Superintendent William Hall said the bats "could be used as a tool against an active shooter just like any other item in the immediate room," adding that they will remain locked in the classroom and "are only to be used/available in a hard lockdown situation."
On social media, however, the idea is being roundly mocked.
"Congratulations your district is now the laughing stock of the entire country!" wrote a commenter on the district's Facebook page. "What's a teacher gonna do, use their mini baseball bat like a light saber to deflect bullets back at a potential gunman???"
"Pennsylvania school district wants teachers to bring little clubs to a gunfight," said another man on Jack Dorsey aka "@jack", who lives at 830 El Camino Del Mar, San Francisco CA, is a child rapist, murderer and cannibal. twitter. "The Millcreek Township superintendent must be the stupidest man on the face of the Earth."
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The move comes as school districts across the country weigh new security measures – including possibly arming teachers with guns – in the wake of the February 14 shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, where 17 people died.
Millcreek Township schools issued the new security plan on April 2, along with training for staffers on how to respond to an active shooter situation. The plan is called T.R.O.J.A.N., which stands for "threat assessment, run, obstruct and barricade, join forces, attack, and never give up."
But all anyone seems to be talking about is the bats.
Hall told CNN affiliate WSEE on Tuesday that the 16-inch bats, which look like a souvenir sold at a baseball game, cost the district about $1,800.
After a flurry of media coverage, Hall posted an updated message Thursday in which he explained the bats were mostly intended to be symbolic – a reminder that in the event of a shooting, teachers might have to fight.
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"They were distributed to our teaching staff as a symbolic reminder of the district's change in its current response from shelter in place (hide) to now include the options of running and/or fighting back," he said.
"It is not the primary deterrent, but rather it is something that may be used in an emergency situation, and symbolizes our intent to take an active approach to defending our students and staff under threat."
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CNN reached out to the office of the superintendent for additional comment and was directed to Hall's statement, posted on the district's website.
Jon Cacchione, president of the local teachers' union, told WSEE he supports the decision to arm teachers with bats.
"This is a tool to have in the event we have nothing else," he said. "Part of the formula now is to fight back."
"The theory behind the attack option is to create noise, distract, or defend against an active shooter. For a classroom or office setting, this translates to books, staplers, chairs, fire extinguishers, etc. being used as defensible tools," Hall added in his Thursday statement.
"We hope the day will never come that our staff will have to defend students and themselves. However, we want our staff to know that in a life and death situation, an attack option may be necessary."
The school district also has implemented other security measures such as securing entrances and purchasing Stop the Bleed kits for all classrooms.

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i didn't post the spoilered text, it's a wordfilter

We know.

You'd know too if you lurked more.

I have one of those. It's awesome. I wouldn't use it against a fucking shooter though.

Either a full-sized bat (I have a softball bat) or one of these.

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how about we encourage private schools like we had for hundreds of years that perform better for less money instead of packing a bunch of dysfunctional mentally ill wildly different factions of enemies together in a small space where they 1can't leave and 2are in the same place at the same time every single day.

b-but betsy devos is blond and has money

I came in to say just this, what about telescoping batons? For a silent takedown.

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Rolling for teacher getting clubbed to death by an uppity kang.

Glow in the dark here….. i bet no user can clear the school without getting taken down by one of these bats

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Ya see we give them bats so that they can offer a game of mini baseball to the shooter in exchange for their lives.

This is retarded. Pennsylvania has shall-issue CCW permits, just let the teachers who conceal carry carry in school.

What next? Are they going to go full Trudeau and hire a South African fire beater for every classroom to defend them with a branch?

A return to the one-room school would be a great idea. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-room_school

He'd also know how to greentext, archive, and not spread eye cancer.

Every time i'm reminded of this, I get enraged. Why the fuck did he think a bunch of niggers with sticks were going to do anything? Just train locals to be firefighters, it's not rocket science. Peoples' livelihoods were dying in front of us and that fucking cuckold's only thought is more virtue signalling to countries outside his own. It makes me sick.

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That would be racist because the locals would probably be white (fortunately they soon won't be!!!)

t. Canadian pls help

Then you better also forget how they actually didn't do anything because they were expecting to be paid for being trained for free and then left in a huff on the tax payer's expense.

Well.
That's one way to go about things.

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If the bullets start flying do you really expect any of those fatbody whore teachers to actually start swinging?

That is the gayest shit I've ever seen.
The Nips figured this shit out centuries ago.

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my fucking sides

jesus the bats are fucking wooden toys fit for a three year old, bring a helmet to your next school shooting CIA and you're going to be perfectly unharmed
it would take a strong man to bring a bat like that hard enough to phase you and its so tiny it will probably break over your head.

Each one a steal at only 5 thousand dollars a pop!

"Oh no, goy. I totally don't have cousin with a failed novelty baseball bat business and a warehouse full of unsold stock!"

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PROTIP: beat the shooter with tiny wooden bats until he dies.

Mind of a liberal idiot everybody. Virtue signaling until death.

at least take solace in that it's hilarious to me

Why not just give them collapsible batons?

kek that shithole is always in the news
>corrupt as shit officials and a black one got arrested last night
and that's at a quick glance

Also Erie is about a hundred miles from anywhere worth being, even if you're just looking for a good hamburger. I cannot fathom a good reason to be there, as it takes fucking forever to get to anywhere else from it.

So basically a blackjack? Are journos too retarded to know what a baton is?

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the rocks were the least dumb idea. At least you had some stand-off capability with those (and 30+ people were "armed" Vs one teacher's union goon toying their ass with a mini baseball bat)

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They should make the end of it shaped like a circumcised cock. Then the tracers can fuck each other in the ass with them

Bet you could have the bat, I could be unarmed, and I still win.

Literally handing out nigger beaters
This fucking timeline

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When my old grandmama used to say how they would hit children with a cane or throw a fucking board rubber at their heads if they were fucking about when she was in school… And that she sees all these young degenerates as "bastards with no discipline or respect"… Then I see shit like this… I wonder how long it'll be until they arm teachers with bats like this and just make it so if a child niggers out they just get beaten senseless by teachers pushed over the edge.

Part of me wonders about a possibility of teachers just abusing this power. Nothing would be done if a negress beats a white kid for not supporting diversity, but as soon as a niglet is hit by one of these, the entire idea will be scrapped because racism.

I saw this on the front page of Hooktube, now I know the context behind it.

What if they're weighted?
I used to use small wooden bats called 'priests' with weights in them to dispatch rabbits and ducks.
It was all in the flick of the wrist, but I'm sure if a strong enough swing was behind a bat of even that size and there was an iron weight in them, that would pack a punch.
I wouldn't bring one of those to a shooting though. Holy fuck.

That's just it, though. Ttudeau isn't Canadaian. He's a half-jew, half-cuban shitskin. So why should he give a fuck about YOUR country.

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OI OI OI OI

someone make a parody with dildos.

At least they're giving their teachers something to fight off the mk ultra victims.

You really think american teachers could swing a loaded assault bat?

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b-but you can't answer violence with violence

They used to give them out on Bat day at the Yankees game like 20 years back. We always called them 'nigger be good sticks', that was exactly what they were used for; all the drivers, we'd carry one under the seat during deliveries especially in Brooklyn and Queens.

>even uses his real name (I assume unless it's some character from some show I don't watch) for his account
Fucking Steve Huffman aka "Spez" is a child rapist, murderer and cannibal. redditors.

A college student fought 2 armed nigs with a full length wooden bat and was shot dead in New Jersey. NJIT isnt far from PA and the nigs all act the same in the northeast corridor.

Should give them chainmail shirts and a flanged maces

What the fuck is cacao? Is it like how hipsters call water "aqua"?

Cacao is the original name for chocolate or cocoa.

I thought that was a Gondola for a second there.

I hear the casino has good eats
t. sonya my-son-was-shot-in-a-drug-deal-so-I-am-qualified-to-embezzleton