Help me to find a girlfriend? I don't have an one. I just need a girlfriend

I need a girlfriend? I really need one.
She should meet 8 requirements
1.) Taller, bigger and most stronger.
2.) Should dominate me.
2.) She is working on a good job (I will be businessman soon)
4.) Beautiful.
5.) Open Minded and non religious (don't believe in god)
6.) Her age should be from eighteen to twenty nine.
7.) An awesome woman.
8.) She should be coooooooooooool.
Give me a solution how to get gf in a simple way.

Attached: images (72)

Other urls found in this thread:

ibb.co/mXzQGc
ibb.co/mmGxwc
ibb.co/cnKNUx
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Attached: socialnetworkingsucks.jpg (720x1280 51.12 KB, 152.75K)

Most Indian mothers (sometime dad can be an included in case of both) should be in concentration camp because they are defective, conservative and orthodox

Attached: mostindianmomaredefective.jpg (720x847 45.22 KB, 247.84K)

First crush.
Unfortunately she now has a boyfriend.
I will keep stalking her still

Attached: Screenshot_20180412-230709.jpg (647x516 41.8 KB, 86.08K)

2nd crush

Attached: Screenshot_20180409-174520.jpg (530x671 70.08 KB, 55K)

Third Crush

I even masturbate her sometime.

Some of all my crush friend accept my fake fb request so I can watch them

Attached: Screenshot_20180413-212618.jpg (614x523 59.28 KB, 50.17K)

In 06/04/2018

I was in street

ibb.co/mXzQGc

ibb.co/mmGxwc

ibb.co/cnKNUx

How is it the BO can figure out how to fuck up posts by anyone who wants to mention Religion of Cuckā„¢ or Fag Anglin's Thai Fuck Shack or Jack Dorsey aka "@jack", who lives at 830 El Camino Del Mar, San Francisco CA, is a child rapist, murderer and cannibal. twitter or Steve Huffman aka "Spez" is a child rapist, murderer and cannibal. reddit or a dozen other relevant topics but they can't figure out how to block this pasta trash?

I won't talk to a criminal you dumbfuck

It is not a copy pasta dumbass

Stop masturbating for a week. If you can't do that without looking at porn then you need to figure out how you going to abstain. Chicks will know/more feel that you're a low test dickhead. You can be better and feel better by eating healthy ( a balanced diet of veges, meats and fats). Look at your diet, is it shit? Fix tthat shit up.
Go for a run, try to do at least 5km's. If you can't? Make that a 12 week goal. Look up coach to 5k. Have mates? Get the lazy cunts to go to gym with you. GO TO GYM, look up exercises and correct form.

You can be better.
You know you can be better, stop being a degenerate and become the man you know you are.

Attached: 1449390523033.jpg (792x516, 74.89K)

I eat healthy and I love meat.
I look beautiful Indian

I have olive skin.
I need gf seriously.
I can't stop masturbation addiction.
I need gf

cry more

Attached: 0aec404397e59398839a062744200bb7a7b0357d2096ca247dc66f4772aa3c9d.png (968x1736, 301.34K)

Stop being a jew , fag
sage

Attached: tatoos.png (2448x3264, 12.39M)

Attached: 0f51088aa55516cd4d7b61aaabd218b76975f1363943fe83c339124402fe2ec3.png (1049x921, 1020.12K)

GF wont cure choking the chicken.

Attached: 1424409523042.webm (642x360, 575.87K)

Attached: 1c1d78ccd1acc48d4c83ffe7bb78292f4251949e3b074c68d06a459187bdd9a4.png (908x535, 105.35K)

Go back to 4CHAN.ORG/r9k/

Jack Dorsey aka "@jack", who lives at 830 El Camino Del Mar, San Francisco CA, is a child rapist, murderer and cannibal. twitter Jack Dorsey aka "@jack", who lives at 830 El Camino Del Mar, San Francisco CA, is a child rapist, murderer and cannibal. twitter Jack Dorsey aka "@jack", who lives at 830 El Camino Del Mar, San Francisco CA, is a child rapist, murderer and cannibal. twitter Jack Dorsey aka "@jack", who lives at 830 El Camino Del Mar, San Francisco CA, is a child rapist, murderer and cannibal. twitter Jack Dorsey aka "@jack", who lives at 830 El Camino Del Mar, San Francisco CA, is a child rapist, murderer and cannibal. twitter

Lmao.
I will have gf not just for sex.
I will share and talk lot of things to my gf and she will do the same thing you dumbass

cry more

Attached: 1c42cd4d7cca7818bf4779160a7e93d20ad40fdb383f4d01c270df50bdf92529.png (1314x1503, 1.35M)

who would you choose mowgli?

Attached: Members_of_the_Tiwi_Islands_transgender_community_pose_as_they_make_their_way_towards_the_Sydney_Gay_and_Lesbian_Mardi_Gras_parade.jpg (962x1141, 305.11K)

I am not jew and not even gay either.
Gay should be gassed.
I am an atheist also therefore an Ex Hindu
You uploaded edit photo of my hand

I am not a mogwli.
I like black woman, white, Indian and An Asian Woman. Dumbass.
Those black woman doesn't looks so good

Fuck 4chan

Try not to fap you jew
sage

Attached: pajeetsmom.jpg (1200x742, 227.31K)

cry more

Attached: 02a0f88029276c9772eb8a099e9cb8a9e3b493426a306b73c586ebcfb802c368.png (1920x1896, 1.28M)

cry more

Attached: 3a91dd1228aadfc28057bc145e3834461186d7d44c6e84e759bfec5b4d9c1f94.png (995x251, 47.92K)

I don't fuck animal.
I am not jew.
You dumbass

Attached: 5f4ff65b973f91411d4da73b0d8821d9e1147b31d80e67ff54d08e470b33b815.jpg (549x452, 13.81K)

cry more

Attached: 3e484ec64ca8a4765a5b2bf6e095dae6729a78b6eeaabb4aa4cd395955a1c4a5.png (1202x709, 271.44K)

Attached: 9f6201ac44a50be4f43d8bc7bbdc28a2e24797c23b9ed63f1b356544697a48df.jpg (1152x449, 112.97K)

Attached: 3fc32ec2ea103ac94f3051a447361fa7b12e858121dfed93274a2316caaad5a9.png (789x693, 143.72K)

Attached: 31ab37c107cee8c49710f7b6bf878c92c6029616ca7d7bfe40086072990702c0.png (1536x651, 445.45K)

Attached: 60f0574b7571261a51702371401ddb2c43bcc5fa357eaa9fe47dbadff41c8b8b.png (1003x564, 315.24K)

It looks like all are transgender.
I hate transgender.
They should be gassed

cry more

Attached: 5f4ff65b973f91411d4da73b0d8821d9e1147b31d80e67ff54d08e470b33b815.jpg (546x452, 31.4K)

Attached: 1863f1672ead62435a24515b72fe0e1ea4b7b585b881e2de8e0f7ab07ed6d9f3.png (565x870, 508.19K)

cry more

Attached: 84eb14913ad9b2a29f318df0b94d9e15def105395cea5f8526048490ecbe1eea.png (947x271, 48.34K)

Attached: c9ae9ea714da275e727da66cf9b7d4157b8c2f53383ce9e47f1e348a9c36a811.jpg (909x1383, 559.77K)

We are not going to help you, and you could not come up with a bigger waste of time than posting here every day.

Please help me
Give me a solution how to get gf in a simple way.

cry more

Attached: d5174aacd06235f96b98c3a76065cc0d95cf9c35bb122fcc71e9418870ab129d.png (1898x909, 353.68K)

Attached: 1e9520e9bb264e2ea32694fa88375484bfb1026098d0bbc786f4268f925297f9.jpg (225x248 412.2 KB, 25.43K)

I hates gays.
I don't mix well with man

Attached: Screenshot_20180302-211126.png (720x1280, 152.75K)

There is no simple way and even if we wanted to help you, we couldn't.
You lack social skills and basic empathy, you're fucked. If you actually want to do something about it, work on those, but you won't do that, you'll just keep posting here like an autistic retard

cry more

Attached: 15bc571c377781dba3a769ac7b73e8395db50c7472d4bc88d340cad0ea10eb05.jpg (1200x900, 90.01K)

cry more

Attached: cb2ab41b7a4e4e9417ebf69937ae772383c75784f1b1bab0ee6b743317733506.jpg (1372x524, 89.67K)

I will be businessman soon dumbass.
I think I have great social skill.
I need gf

You became gay in 2013? I believe you

Everything is possible dude.
I need gf.
Give me an advice how to do it in a simple way

cry more

Attached: bb2deac9339550126edd45fb3b0b6c3766e1cef8333f6f187f71b216051b90ac.png (599x1027, 233.99K)

I am not an anti white and anti black.
I hate left and right wingers.
You stupid dumbass.
I told you 1000000 times. I need gf

cry more

Attached: fd89fd3447552795994def1e66135e8739ab084cb0b6ef2ac43e57590eda89c8.jpg (1300x1200, 608.97K)

becoming a business man does not give you good social skills retard.

I have a good skill I think
I need gf first.
I will have gf not just for sex and also for talking and sharing to her.

Attached: cceb63c8a7a5a5189adcd87dda24018dc72954e3c3b70b6e6e7469cabc00998b.jpg (1563x1771, 221.26K)

I found you in this video

This is not me hahahahaa.

This kid is not even me.
I am 18 years old

cry more

Attached: f361903f16963a0c044a78741068b4a21e617500c04c489758ae85a34659e7cd.png (947x449, 25.68K)

Most Gym in India don't allow opposite sex interaction because of society reason.
If someone doing opposite sex interaction on gym in India they both would be suspended

cry more

Attached: 3bb741b97367defc05e993c30e675637703a94d2243576ee66fe0315116d2076.jpg (915x1200, 163.44K)

I hate communist and stalin

You don't have any sort of social skill actually, considering you don't take the advice of others particularly when it's obvious and frequently pointed out.

cry more

Attached: 3b239e2ef447e4da173c015a5c0c18a4b512bf9ba0407fb0692dcbe2a8837c7f.png (594x675, 268.33K)

All advices given before was not proper.
I need a advice.
How to get gf in a simple way.
Everything is possible.
I need gf

cry more

Attached: d408313665791ddcf94014ec5d47ed56a695f33b0a50d7c6cb427369d01469a4.png (619x617, 514.5K)

What the hell is happening, I had to check, this is not /b/, purge this threat right now

I really need gf you dumbass

cry more

Attached: 893c15fb9b8052fd36ce4b56ef96905a8250b193d691b44b8bce246b7c335253.jpg (748x651 7.1 KB, 569.22K)

Having a gf is more than just sex. Sometimes women who are amazing in the sack are such bitchy pains in the ass otherwise that you end up regretting ever dealing with her. Beyond that, your wanting a bigger and more successful woman who dominates you reeks of the gay. Sage because this shit doesn't belong on Zig Forums.

I'll be your girlfriend.
She should meet 8 requirements

1.) Taller, bigger and most stronger.
I'll kick your ass.
2.) Should dominate me.
You are nothing, scum.
2.) She is working on a good job (I will be businessman soon)
You are nothing, scum
4.) Beautiful.
I'm ugly, but I'm strong.
5.) Open Minded and non religious (don't believe in god)
All hail Yaldabaoth.
6.) Her age should be from eighteen to twenty nine.
I'm 38.
7.) An awesome woman.
I am.
8.) She should be coooooooooooool.
Well yes, the opposite of hot.

You are fake woman
You are to near cougar if it is real.
I do like some cougar.
Anyway I need gf age from 18-29

Yes.
I will have gf not just for sex but for talking and sharing to her lot of things and she will do same thing to me.
Fuck you

I'm real. Also celibate, so I could kick you about but you'd never fuck me

You are ugly and believe in religion.
Sorry you are not my gf

You probably not real.
Dumbass.
You are fake

If you go around calling real women fake then it's no wonder you don't have any sex ever

We cannot help you.
Why do you think we know the answer?

Prove that you are a real.
I need just how to get gf in a simple way.

Everything is fucking possible

Just because it is, doesn't mean it will happen.
We don't know the answer. Why keep asking us if we don't know?

cry more

Attached: 2217b977424b48db0608747308f73b3da7fb8844c9f7a35694d33fb6efef9c6c.jpg (960x1689, 186K)

First prove you are real yourself, post timestamp of your hand holding up 3 fingers like a claw

A simple way to get a girlfriend is lower your standards, you seem extremely naive about everything

I will keep posting it until I got a gf.
Sorry there is nothing I can do.

Fucking find this idiot already you worthless pieces of "white" shit.

I believe in high standard. Dumbass

Attached: TimePhoto_20180415_185254.jpg (3264x2448, 1.62M)

No one will able to find even I upload my censored beautiful face before.
Dumbass.
I am olive

cry more

Attached: kby0Y7oX1JK0lHH47VoZt67dC4.jpg (699x691, 128.33K)

Refugees shouldn't be crimefugees.

I need gf

Here is how you time stamp

Attached: DSC_0001.JPG (4096x2304, 2.04M)

You deserve it. Spending your worthless life among other pieces of human refuse who will never amount to anything other than loudmouths with unwarranted self-importance to an equally worthless cause that will never be mainstream.

Fuck off skid. You're wasting the tuition fees mommy and daddy spent on ComSci 3 for your useless hide.

No you fool.
I use timestamp camera app dumbass

Attached: Screenshot_20180415-190025.png (720x1280, 300.07K)

cry more

Attached: 15bc571c377781dba3a769ac7b73e8395db50c7472d4bc88d340cad0ea10eb05.jpg (1193x900, 139.24K)

No u

No you foooooooooooooool.
I will keep posting until I got a gf.
Dumbass.
I need gf.
Sorry I need gf

Why are you playing with your penis on camera you faggot? Spoiler that shit you jew

I never play with my penis neither I captured it.
I am not jew.
I am an atheist from hindu therefore an Ex Hindu

My middle finger

cry more

Attached: 51b7e2a4a7664b8ed66306dff42a0f94d2ced27900bfa01325f8f44a239c7bb0.jpg (2611x1690, 573.75K)