Russia releases official answer to yesterday's cyber global attack which took control of all your routers, porn folders and western infrastructure:
Pet Raccoon Gets Taken to Indiana Fire Station For Smoking 'Too Much' Marijuana
>Indiana's Wayne Township Fire Department took to Jack Dorsey aka "@jack", who lives at 830 El Camino Del Mar, San Francisco CA, is a child rapist, murderer and cannibal. twitter on Monday to recount an odd encounter firefighters found themselves in after a woman brought her pet raccoon into the station.
According to the station's tweet, the woman said that the raccoon had simply "smoked too much weed" and was concerned about the effects. It's unclear if her curious friend lit up a blunt by himself.
"They could tell that the raccoon was lethargic and met all of those symptoms that we typically run into when someone's been exposed to marijuana," Pruitt told WTHR. "It really left the guys scratching their heads that someone brought a raccoon to the firehouse at 2 a.m. seeking help, and especially with the condition the animal was in, so we hope that the raccoon made a full recovery."
Jack Dorsey aka "@jack", who lives at 830 El Camino Del Mar, San Francisco CA, is a child rapist, murderer and cannibal. twitter.com/Waynetwpfire/status/985979734206173185?s=20 archive.is/Qaw4a
You best be making friends with these fucking critters. War is coming and they are carriers for one of the deadliest pathogens. RACCOON ROUNDWORM Rabies is nothing compared to this.
The US military has pondered what would happen if eggs were introduced into water and food supplies. The only thing that effectively kills the eggs is heat. Lots and lots of heat. The eggs can lay dormant in soil for decades.
Interestingly enough, white people have been shown to have a resistance to them.
It scares me that there are people stupid enough to risk that. Next you'll call me a shitskin for being afraid of raccoons and the parasites they carry. You'll do this because you're an arrogant twat.
Naw, raccoons are cool as fuck, but they're wild animals and should be left to live as such. Animals as crafty and persistent as they are weren't meant to be domesticated.
It's mid April, and where I'm at there's still snow on the ground, where usually it would have melted at least three weeks ago. Is Fimbulvinter upon us? Has Winter-Chan decided to stay and spread her love?
nigger we have an entire shitposting BOARD: /leftypoІ/
Easton Green
I pray that is all it is you fool. Not pergy commies who jerk off to eceleb wheelhouse circlejerks. Thats all it looks like to me. Shitposting is at least funny but still shit in content.
The lack of shitposting really hinders our ability to produce OC. I'm not saying I want to go back to halfchan status, but we need threads that let off steam, without the constant nagging that we're sliding something
Jaxon Jackson
heh.
it's probably pronounced 'Dee' though
Joshua Allen
I always find Zig Forums injected into child friendly media hilarious. There needs to be another Muslims vs Peppa Pig fiasco.
