MAKE THE LEFT EAT ITSELF EDITION Alright lads, as you know the Starbucks coupon fuckery actually worked and i just realized the underlying nature of this entire fiasco is much more important than some might think. Not only do Niggers believe in false free gibs and are uppity enough to start shit if they don't get it, white lefty workers recieved full nigger enrichment and are too cucked to do anything about it. Also because Starbucks already caved, Tyrone now KNOWS he can get free shit simply by demanding it from them. They unwittingly opened the box of Pandora by giving niggers encouragement to repeat this process, so why not encourage niggers and force the left to keep this up?
For example, what if more coupons for every single lefty company appear? What would happen if someone spread a fake obama "reperations clause" document that makes niggers think they can demand free shit by default? What if the general idea of "lefties are easy nigging targets" got around in nigger communities? How far will niggers take this gibbing party once they've begun to understand that lefties will give them everything they demand? How many lefties will cave? How many niggers might chimp out when they don't cave? How many lefties will be forced to experience true niggering?
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the reciepe for chaos among the left. The fact that white lefties are absolutely unexperienced in nigger conduct and ultracucked makes it the biggest exploitable fracture point to make them eat themselves. What are the missions?: Outcome:
well u guys arent actually memeing for desctructions of jews. they arent actually afraid and they are probably happier than ever because of their ego being fed by jewish hatred. thing is, we're already in revolution u guys act like we're already too late
Aiden Thompson
the obama document is a nice touch. Make it something that says Obama silently signed some bill saying blacks can get X amount of merch from retail stores each month because reparations.
Ian Wilson
Do cuckchan niggers not understand how the catalog works? There are like 6 threads for this shit already, one of them fucking stickied at the top of the board. What are you trying to slide now?
A good option for why nobody would have heard of it by now would be to say he signed it just before he left office and the evil racist Drumpf admin kept it secret.
Elijah Walker
Checked dub dubs
Luke Green
i like this, and lets call it the Grand Initiative for Black Sympathy act of 2016 or GIBS for short. make it so!
I think that hypothetically, this is a really good idea, hypothetically speaking. Can Anons list some ultra pozzd companies that would be good benefactors of the GIBS act?
Panera Bread or any kind of organic eateries need to be on this list.
Julian Brown
OPERATION COUP-OFF Branding them all "for people of color only" is a huge tip-off, but they'll fall for just about anything else. "We're celebrating race relations" "We're working to end racism" "In honor of [insert nigger historical figure here]", etc.
Might be a bit of a stretch, but I feel like Pepsi Co. has been virtue signaling their fem CEO pretty hard. They own Frito-Lays, as well as tons of subsidiaries.
Dylan Price
Damn, nice quads. Good ideas tho, they're (niggers) definitely dumb enough to fall for it again, I can't wait for the chimping.
Cooper Bailey
What are the names of the starbucks niggers?
Gibs me dat
Michael Long
any codefags able to make a RNG that makes fake but unique coupon codes printed onto a coupon whenever someone asks for the coupon?
nice, how about something bigger? 1 FREE apple iPad for all slave all decendant African Americans.
It's Apples way of saying SORRY that your life is so shitty and it's all white peoples fault.
joke asside the biggest potential will be more "high class" establishments were the nogs can do some real damage.
Juan Green
Be advised, Anons: Printers use an array of very tiny dots on the documents it prints that can be used to identify the printer. The same FBI that aids and abets mass shootings while engaging in partisan attacks on an elected president WILL take measures to track you down and make an example of you. All that analyses and investigation capability that does nothing to prevent loss of life nor maintaining our civilization will be brought to bear on you because they are cucked and converged beyond belief. So if you print up flyers, KNOW about this and protect yourself. eff.org/pages/list-printers-which-do-or-do-not-display-tracking-dots
but if you use a second hand printer or a printer that was bought years ago then they can't do much to track you as they can only reasonably track the printer at the point of sale. be save irl faggots.
It is unrealistic to think any company would give a free iPhone or computer because then all 30 million niggers would swarm them like crazy.
The coupon wouldn't work and it would only betray this campaign's subversiveness.
The free lobster is fine since its small enough. If you want to do something Apple based, make it a $25 iTunes giftcard. In fact, make it a giftcard for any company that sells items too expensive to simply give away.
Ian Scott
There’s a good energy ITT feels like campaign days , let’s do it . It’s all for the awakening, once the swag gadget hipster faggots are nog pilled , and realise the blatant obvious truth the right has been spouting , the JQ will go down with ease.
Make it "white products" to promote diversity. Like "typical white" products. Golfing stuff etc, Tennis. All the country club shit. Hell can we make coupons for country clubs? Send them straight to their safe space.
Asher Lewis
I'm thinking like a one day voucher kind of deal for various country clubs near large monkey sanctuaries. Promise a free meal and a free game of golf with an instructor or some shit like that. To make it more legit you can limit it to a single day. Another "white activity" would be musicals, operas, etc. Just pick high class events and create chimp out coupons. Wanna see your local hipster romp go to shit? Coupon it. Wanna see your local commune get enriched? Coupon it. Wanna see your local synagogues fundraiser go to shit? Coupon it. Then sit back and enjoy the chimpout on your favorite local news station. Because you know one of them will complain. One of them will cause an incident that requires police presence. And you know the msm will make it a big media spectacle making themselves look even dumber.
Joseph Bennett
You can even find local bars that have live bands and create coupons for those. Free show and 1 Free beer or something like that. It would swamp random places red pilling the masses.
Hunter Gray
No need to print the coupons yourselves. Just make an e-coupon that the user prints themselves and drop it on sites that they use a lot.
I suggest making coupons for things niggers love like grape soda and menthol cigarettes. Also coupons for chain dollar stores because they usually don't accept coupons at all.
Nathan Jackson
for bonus points
Aiden Mitchell
awesome
Bentley Wilson
Checked, but that gross-ass picture…Such kikery in an image.
Adam Hall
Ok, I'm an actual pro. I waste my life in InDesign doing ads, layouts, coupons, print, TV, copy at times, creative at times, all kinds of shit.
You guys need to look at BRAND BOOKS. can't emphasize that enough. You'll get the colors, logos, fonts, you'll see proper sizes for coupons, how they do their dotted lines. It all matters. Because when it looks dead fucking on brand, managers will see it and question themselves. Shit will be chaos.
Google brand books
Here's a link that isn't one, but explains the consistent design across a ton of companies.
In case anyone wants to make it better, here's an image with instructions on how to make real coupons that I got from /b/ in 2009. There used to be coupon threads there then. They worked if you made them right.
Unfortunately, the programs embedded in the image will be lost… but it's not like I can post the original here, is it? And it can still work with the proper amount of weaponized autism.
can't into cross board linking is it >>>/board/postnumber don't know let's try
>>>/pals/63
if not, the url is good let's do this right
Noah Martinez
interressting, i made a halfchan thread about this yesterday and it wend strong with 2 threads hitting bump limit then the 3th got shoad, so i made a 4th half an hour ago and it also gets deleted and im now band from cuck/pol. welp nothing of value was lost but its good to know that there mods hate this idea that much.
Encourge unironic Religion of Cuck™ic conversion, Farrakhan, Malcom X > Martin "appeasement" Luther King Jr; white jizya, Jews ran the Atlantic Slave Trade (Triangular Trade: Niggers are suprisingly 'woke' to Illuminati entryist conspiracy shit. JayZ throwing mason hand signs. Depopulation with AIDS/vaccines in Africa, Bill Gates); hipsters = gentrification = urban colonialism; retroactive pardons of all weedlmao inmates. Anything that intensifies the purity spiral of the Dems creates more virtue signaling impotence shunted back to center.
coonpon
Stolen valor potential here is a good catalyst. Food items that word play a racial slur, malapropism,eg "Free Bean Burrito" for goblinos – but that are plausibly deniable as a "dumb whitey cuck" oversight. The more obsequious, the more enraging this stuff is if the novelty of playing crackers fades
Need more Jobsy hifaluting language, sincerity. Vapor wave it with the Apple shit. Aesthetics lower their incredulity guards. HELP US THINK DIFFERENT … Or for the boycott side, Take the Think Different from 1997 (already black background) and put the Black Power fist inside the apple.
Any hitchhiking of Rastafari is as authentically activist as these people get, even more than echoes of MLK marches and Malcom X incitements, because black weed consumption per capita is significantly higher.
Rebates are plausible, especially with tech
Reverse-busing. Farmer's markets and cafes. More vegan craft beer chugging artesinal succulent potting hoods the better.
Image: STARCUCKS RESTROOM: WHITES ONLY (preferably with the green triangle, white text, All Seeing Eye transposed onto it, even better)
>that identifies as african This is good. Encourages fedoras and splitting on the trans garbage
>were waiting for a local Jewish businessman, (((Andrew Yaffe))) The Merchants use the Blacks for Muscle meme goes here. For non-partisan nogs, this will hit a nerve.
The icecream stretches credulity, add the typical tiny fine print paragraph on the bottom left in italics
Anyone who was a cunt and stopped advertising because of something White should be targeted first.
Charles Wright
I loathe the butchery of the English language by these scheming dirty Jews.
Normal has a godamned definition.
As in norm, like following the norm, or standard or expected result. It's all the same.
Interracial marriage isn't ~normal~ at all. It's fucking rare.
Fucking Jews will warp words to suit their devious intent every fucking time. Soon children won't be taught morals, they'll be taught what's "normal" and nothing but perverted demon logic will dictate what that "normal" is.
Landon Wilson
Maybe the mermaid in blackface in a "we're sorry" flyer?
Jack Rogers
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Carter Hernandez
At least make this believable.
Brody Williams
maybe he wants people to get this coupon on halloween
Mason Sanders
You need an email coupon campaign. I'd suggest fbook but email will probably work. Create an email with a starbucks looking official email and send.
Ryder Young
Yeah, but the placement of the bars makes it hilarious. Implying that the kid, and most likely the father, is going to end up behind bars one way of another, after mother pays her coal-toll.
They saw it gaining traction and didn't want to get hit with any blow-back once the businesses affected start looking for someone to blame. It's ok, we'll just do what we always do and blame it on 4chins anyway.
Starbucks is using trademark violation reports to take down Coupons. I guess It's a great time to help and report everyone who posts anything with their logo
So what products would stop nigger thought processes and that they'd go feral for? Guessing: Basketball shoes, running shoes. Televisions. KFC/&chicken…. Anything else? Any leftist companies for those?
Unironically this What is hard about these three steps that requires you to pay someone else to do it for you?
Josiah Garcia
This is gonna be a fun ride and best part is since someone in the thread said he posted it on half/pol/. This means they'll take the full blunt of the blame.
Colton Martinez
No, it's too early to do the coupon trick again. You'll have to find another way to stir up trouble by attacking lefties' weakness for political correctness.
It's a reversal of what lefties have been doing to righties for decades. I agree it's pretty awesome and works since political correctness (cultural marxism) is a synthetic construction that isn't natural. It's must be destroyed.
