One-Line Raps for Girls and Chaps
I Gotta Chill
Stayin' in control
is always the goal
Don't blow like a bomb
Just try and stay calm…
Try and stay calm.
log note 1: after reading the text multiple times it has a mild soporific effect as can be expected from well-phrased suggestions/mantras such as this
Tell yourself that you can do it.
When it comes to anger, you'll get through it.
I can, I will, I gotta chill
And when I do it's quite a thrill.
I can, I will, I can, I will, I can, I will, I gotta chill,
I can, I will, I can, I will, I can climb that big ole hill.
Let it Go, Joe
Sometimes we get so mad, we can't let things go-
And small things can grow and grow.
Small things can grow and grow.
So what to [sic] you do… to make it through?
I'll tell you what to do. Sing:
Let it go, Joe
Let it go, Joe
Just stay cool, no need to blow.
A teacher yells in your face
A kid gets in your space
You lose your work
And friends call you a jerk-
What d'ya say?
I'll tell you what to say:
Let it go, Joe
Let it go, Joe
Just stay cool, no need to blow
Three kids provoke ya
One says he'll poke ya
You screw up in math
No hot water for your a [sic] bath-
What d'ya do?
I'll tell you what to do. Sing:
Let it go, Joe
If You Get Mad
If you get mad, don't do bad - just talk or walk…
talk or walk,
If you get mad, don't do bad - just talk or walk,
You can do it, there's nothing to it
You can do it, there's nothing to it,
Nothing to it… Nothing to it…
Don't Talk Mean
We all have the ability
To speak with civility
So here's some advice:
Talk real nice… talk real nice, what is this, the mafia?
Don't talk mean
Keep it clean -
You know exactly what I mean.
Don't talk mean
Keep it clean
Don't talk mean
Keep it clean
And don't fart if you eat a bean!
Don't talk mean
Keep it clean
Don't talk mean
Keep it clean
Don't swear, just choose to care
And don't wear dirty underwear!
Don't swear, just choose to care
And don't take honey from a bear.
Don't swear
Choose to care
Don't swear
Choose to care
Don't cuss, it'll cause a fuss
Don't cuss, it'll cause a fuss
And get you thrown off that yellow bus. As a kid I would ask for the special retard short bus due to the amount of brain cells I lost on these poetic queefs
Don't cuss, it'll cause a fuss
Don't cuss, it'll cause a fuss
And disappoint your Uncle Gus.
Don't cuss-
It'll cause a fuss
Don't cuss
It'll cause a fuss!
Don't talk rude
It's rather crude
Don't talk rude
'Cause you're the dude
Don't talk rude
'Cause I'm the dude
Don't talk rude
'Cause I'm the dude. Fucking authoritarians. 'I'm the dude' repeated twice? Yeah brainwash those poor kids into worshipping you you power hungry spastics
Readin' and Writin' Something I want to stop at this point
For some kids
Readin' and writin'
May not be too exciting,
But that can change - Yeah, sorry but if you aren't regularly reading short books by age 8 then you already lost the game
Both can be fun
(If you) sing these raps
One by one: ackshually rap is based on a bar and beat not individual notes
Read a word
Read a letter
Every step
Makes it better!
Write a letter
Write a story today i gased the jews by Helmut Messerschmitt Jr.
Every sentence
Brings me glory!
I can do it… I can do it
I can do it… I can do it.
Hocus Focus Pocus
If you have trouble sitting still
Maybe these words can help you chill:
Don't m-o-v-e all over the place Kids should be encouraged to be active, sociable and hands on. if they actually have clinical bona fide ADHD then a fucking rap song won't help will it?
Sit and learn with a happy face
Don't m-o-v-e all over the place
Sit and learn, with a happy face…
With a happy face.
What kind of face? I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!!
With a happy face. Thank god for the reminder.
Sit at your place… with a happy face.
t. no official autism though I've done dumber shit, this hurt to type out
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