Brit/pol/ #2807: BotN Edition

BBC develops a voice-activated assistant in a bid to rival Amazon’s Alexa or Apple’s Siri
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6991201/BBC-develops-voice-activated-assistant-bid-rival-Amazons-Alexa-Apples-Siri.html

Tories plotting in Commons to oust Theresa May like they did Thatcher
express.co.uk/news/uk/1122412/Brexit-news-Conservative-Party-MP-Theresa-May-resignation-UK-EU-withdrawal-Thatcher

Ballot paper marked 'Brexit' gives win to Tory councillor
theguardian.com/politics/2019/may/03/ballot-paper-marked-brexit-win-tory-councillor

Climate change: UK 'can cut emissions to nearly zero' by 2050
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-48122911

'It makes me enjoy playing with the kids': is microdosing mushrooms going mainstream?
theguardian.com/science/2019/may/03/psychedelic-drugs-women-taking-tiny-doses-hattie-garlick

'Trash Girl' Nadia Sparkes moves schools over bullying
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-48065405

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For St George tbh

IM FIRST ALLIANCE FC TILL I DIE

what weapon and armour would you wear in a sword battle lads?
simple as

too scrawny for swords smh whats the dex build

The Black Draig is aesthetic

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smdh use a spear and shield or you can be one of the dart boys that polybius staid stood on the flanks of the cimbri and threw darts and rocks at the romans

who needs armour when you can employ English magic

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Axe tbh

dane axe?

Longbow tbh

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was thinking of being a scorpion operator kek
*slaughters dozens of strong men with some sinew and wood blocks*

*throws javelin directly into your face*
smd hector

I never voted for this
youtu.be/o4r_kW7QGqg

*wins because you threw first and the gods frown on that*

walrus fursuit and a prison taser

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Had a fucking SHOCKER today in the Sunday golf Tournament lads, 3 days into a fast, fucking raging. Too long left in the day smfh, no booze or sweeties to escape into.

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Id have a poleaxe with a warhammer/mace as a secondary with a simple chain byrnie and saxon helm w/ noseguard

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For Kim j-

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This dumb cunt does nothing but anger me.

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Haas Britain won every battle? They were doing really well when they were last posted

That Tommeh scoobydoo got banned from Twitter

FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK CROOOOOOOOSBOOOOOWSS

God is with the britons

Lmao look at the yankoids standard

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Lost to Russia twice.

tbh
wheres my danny dyer corr fahkin ell commentators at?

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I remember Japan used to have a team in this.

Nips should stay out of white man's sport.

Who's the green and yellow niggras?

Do you lads enjoy anything?

Hungary

enjoy your mum tbh

wahey

looking forward to the new sanic movie tbh

The English standard looks cool af

They were yank weeaboos being Euroboos

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Lol wtf there weren’t any actual nips?

lol at this thread
apparently Corbyn supporters are setting up fake Labour supporting scoobydoo accounts to stir up trouble
That might have been one but who knows
twitter.com/McdonaldZohar/status/1124430175750500352

problem, waelisc cuck?

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They’re wearing St. George’s Cross. They’re ENGLISH not British simple as

t. Hamish MacKinnon

It's like the opposite of a Zig Forums thread kek

maldon

Hmmm

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Scott Hughes tbh

Crazy that Al Noor mosque in Christ Church was also run by an Islamist imam and had sent 4 people to fight for ISIS.

Weird how nobody mentions that.

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thats why tarrent aimed for it

How shocking…

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ABOUT TO START

France btfo

Stabbing murder near Etihad stadium, suspect fled 'possibly Somalian'. Another murder yesterday a 17 year old Wiltshire girl, a 17 year old boy arrested over it, wonder what he was. Country is a fucking shambles.

disgrace it is baz

England’s fucking carrying everyone smh

What about the triple shooting in London yesterday?

Based Mad Remainer

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CAM ON ENGLUND

THE DRONE IS FUCKING LAGGGGGY

my cousin got mugged by a fucking nigger in tottenham. nicked his dead dads ring. I swear if they killed my cousin as well I would fucking go postal murder bare police bare wogs in a campaign of terror I'm not joking. GCHQ i hope you're reading this. England will arise and end your satanic world let me vow to God.

Just gonna watch the snooker smh at this Larping

Watching the yankoid get beaten into submission was decent

England have been carrying the Norman parasite for too long.
We need to purge the Normans and their scoobydooish masters

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Gav was a bit mental tbf. Fair play to him I thought he was a twat for telling the russians to go away and shut up but he seems like a bit of a loony.

Oh boy another round.

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I’m Norman mate

No you aint. Unless you own a manor. The only normans left in this world are Tarquins.

I'm not a dafty but if you attack my family I will use my Anglo IQ and autism to deliver you unto the devil.

I’m from the channel island. Pure Norman

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Lmao

You are a nigger.

Good lad

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*mugs your cousin*

Russia beat us but they’re OP.

I've got a little rigging tool on a lanyard I wear round my neck, I own a boat, not my fault if some wog scares me to legally fear for my life and it ends up in their neck, in a self defence situation while I'm out thinking about going to the boat at any time.

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Fucking slaughter them lad. England was born from violence. Christ & Thunor preserve us.

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tu dois y retourner
foutre le camp
vous sale sale étranger

LONG LIVE ENGERLUND

How long until round two? Looks like these lads haven’t even been given any water yet.

Sorry mate only speak English, the language we Norman’s invented.

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Well the English church was orthodox until the faggy normans ruined our entire country for eternity.

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