Facebook announces new dating feature
Facebook is launching a dating feature, CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced during the keynote address at Facebook's annual F8 developer conference Tuesday.
"This is going to be for building real, long-term relationships — not just hook-ups," Zuckerberg said.
The opt-in feature will match users specifically with people they aren't already friends with. Facebook users can build a dating profile — which friends won't be able to see.
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But Zucky and (((friends))) will be masturbating nonstop to your drivel
how much you wanna bet suggested matches will all be niggers to women and trannies for white guys?
Kikebook would do this. Can we abuse this and hack it to make all niggers be paired up with trannies to have a laugh when it comes out.
exploitable/10
facebook cares about profit first. that sounds more like something a swedish government agency would do, not a multibillion dollar corporation that makes money off selling data and advertising
THIS!
"oh," it is just the FB algorithm, herpa derp
I have a fun idea how about we make jews hook up with a specific group of people.
let's here it
Facebook is for niggers.
children. May try and redpill people right?
So, no change from all the existing dating sites then?
This is probably a move to exempt itself from that European data legislation that kicks in this month.
Notice that everyone is updating privacy policies? That's the reason.
Don't forget the stronk and independent "BBW" womyn
Already happens on most dating app platforms. Even when you fill in the criteria that you are interested in only women of your race they always throw in trannys and niggers.
LOL
It doesn't sound that bad.
good
Put down the crack pipe faggot.
>>>/r9k/
There are people in this world who will participate in a dating program created by an autistic jew, who despite being the 5th publicly disclosed wealthiest man in the world, had to get a gook.
Can't wait to see the fallout of a gorillion thristy pajeets hitting on white teenagers.
He had to use a fucking booster seat at the congressional hearings. No amount of shekels is gonna help there.
On a semi related note: I got locked out of my account "for the safety of myself and others". I've never made threats on there, so obviously it was political. They've asked for a phone number, and I've used a burner phone for them to text the code to. Haven't gotten this code and this was days ago. I just want access to my account so I can delete it instead of being in political prison limbo forever. Any suggestions?
Just be a good goy and give them your real phone number, it's not like it will belong to (((them))) forever :^)))))
in all seriousness try emailing support or whatever they do over there.
Zuckerbot just wants more of your data so that he can become more human. Why would you deny him that? He a good boy, he dindu nuffin. He just out there tryina sell yo data and build a machine god!
He a good boy!
Oh, joy! I'm signing up right now!
That's just it, I can't find any contact information. Just FAQs. This is my fifth and last account I'm using, most of the time I get locked out and they say I need to scan a copy of government issued ID to regain access. What a fucking joke.
wot.
That's the stupidest set fucking bullshit I've ever heard of.
To "verify my identity". Almost makes me consider giving them a doctored copy of someone's driver's license with my information on it. But even then who's to say they'd reinstate the account
just looked into it. Looks like a way to both sell your info and if you aren't being a good goy possibly ruin your life with everything that's being put into play recently ( FOSTA etc. ).
I'd watch out user, leave it in limbo is my advice.
this is intentional. you can't delete your account unless you have access to it, and to regain access your going to have to give them a real phone number, and 9 times out of 10 even once you do, and verify it, you will then advance to a new screen which requires you uploading a government photo ID.
use TextFree (textfree.us
Just photoshop an ID you pussies.
Also, if you retards aren't using burner accounts, you're fucking doing it wrong.
these numbers are blacklisted now, or atleast the last time i tried. they have a database of these numbers that are used in voip services, skype numbers don't even work.
This was what I thought of immediately. It'll be blacks and whichever other big minority group is in your country (Hispanics for Americans, Indians/Chinese for Canadians, Arabs/Indians for most Euro countries, etc.) for the white women and probably Chinese/Indian/mystery meat for the white guys.
Yes. Dedicate the next few decades of your life to studying physics with a side of engineering; also get rich if you are currently a poorfag. Next invent a working time machine, then use said time machine to go back and never sign up for any social media platforms. That is the only viable way you will ever have that data legitimately deleted.
Good luck and God speed.
> Baron hacks into FB using his father's contacts
> All Zig Forumsacks are matched with virgin white women
> By the end of next year, the Second Trump Baby Boom commences
> Redpilled white babies are being born in mass
> By the end of 2024, the number of Zig Forums children is about 50 million, around the same as immigrants
I just signed up to FB.
Whut?
It's just a self-sustaining meme
Natural and organic
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EMP or MASS SOLAR FLARE WHEN???
Wut?
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Zuck must be pretty desperate if he's trying to utlize it as a dating service. Ask 50 people what they want most out of it and most will say it's for trying to meet women. They probably are picking up on shadow ban technique from the jewish okcupid to do the race-engineering stuff. Okcupid had a whole little kvetching article about how "problematic" it is that white people don't like race mixing if you can find it. Just go to the gym and meet women in RL.
Not to mention they're probably partnering with the Guuglag with their phone OS to further "verify" since when you buy a phone it's mostly connected to being paid for by your bank. They then will use it to compile blacklists ala Eastern Germany to sell to point out the wrong thinkers. Guuglag was also interested in robotics, remember boston dynamics? They probably just want to send out drone to hunt down the GPS coordinates on those lists but they're just biding their time currently. They really need infiltrated and taken out from within. Go perm your hair and tell them you're jewish when you apply.
If you think that's stupid, they also ask you for that if you want to delete your account (they let you delete it, but then a few months later it will be re-activated and you'll need to prove you are yourself to "really" deactivate it.
Every shill in this thread:
Hurr durr durr, don't get a virgin WHITE AMERICAN wife using the tools we have available.
Why are DarlingsNOT banning these kikes against Zig Forumsacks meeting White American Women (who are virgins)! Vid related, this is what loser manlets sound like.
IF WE DON'T TRUST OUR WOMEN, THEN THE (((KIKES))) WIN!
imkikey took over Heil's BO and has now changed names to Darling, and skeletor is the the m0d from r/t_D. Zig Forums is compromised. there's no denying it now
on the surface:
people are assuming that all dating apps are instantly screwed
in reality:
if facebook tries to go this alone, they are probably unprepared for the realities of running a dating service. also, I predict a MASSIVE uptick in the bot accounts they hate so much.
wait until some thot goes on a "date" with some nigger facekike suggested and then get's raped and tries to sue facebook.
though of course nothing will happen of it and she'll get a strong dose of reality when she realizes her stronk women's rights end where the jew's rights begin.
Who believes racemixing will fix all (((our))) problems. GTFO.
age of consent should be 12
Read nigger! I was saying that if you want to (((BLACKPILL))) Zig Forums on women, then you're not any better than the (((MGTOW))) faggots.
Trust in the White Woman must not perish from this Earth, otherwise the (((kikes))) and shitskins will win!!
turd monkey is a kike?
The grid might not be safe but I’d wager that the NSA datacenters are protected against a Carrington-tier event. Presuming some form of society remerged after the chaos then I suspect the survivors would have their data profiles reassigned to them, everything saved and as it was before.
I wonder if part of their dating service will include people listed as "Married" because of the whole "Ashley Madison" thing …
God's Chosen People never lie, so it must be a legit and accurate statement.
It is en Texas
Then you're growing up.
On the plus side, there is a high chance that activity of the jailbait variety might actually bring the company down. Unlike normal dating sites, virtually everyone has facebook, including underage skanks. So, could be interesting.
s h i
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The normalfags have already basically forgotten the most recent happening regarding Facebook. Fuck em. Let them reap the whirlwind.
Everyone man has two big revelations when he deals with women first when you're young you realize how much stronger you are then them then when you're in the workplace you discover how stupid most women are.
Go away torpedo.
back to blog.jim
The police are up everyones ass as it is on Facebook now. I can see several million arrest due to the police, policing interpersonal relationships.
Feel free to blindly trust any brainwashed roastie these days, you'll get far in life.
Pajeets on suicide watch.
reported for (((MGTOW))) speak
tinder did this already
Come on faggot, you bait people in by being exceptionally retarded, then you post niggerdick and leave in every thread you make or participate in.
don't push your sick fantasies on us, moishe
Set up dates with any socialist teachers and kill them
this
Finally, someone doing something to quell the incel rebellion.
I was told not to trust strange lolis
oh shit
You could just go to the local courthouse and file against them demanding the confirmation of the deletion of your account due to their negligence. If they want your info that bad, make em send an fucking lawyer to contest the thing. It would cost far more than it is worth to fight, and if they do send one down since local judges tend to get pissy with out of town lawyers it should be pretty easy to harass the guy right in the court over their charges and implication of libel against your character while also laying claim to your personal info while outright refusing to allow you to remove yourself from THEIR service. Holding you hostage over an issue that was never part of the original contract is a serious breech in contractual law, they can claim it can be rewritten at will all they want, but the reality is such an contract is illegal and easily dismissed. Its an ignored parameter since its not usually worth fighting in court over EULA contracts. Since this directly affects your person and an one sided contract is by all measures illegal, they have little to actually argue with in court. Eula claims are over their own proprietary services only, the moment it effects YOUR proprietary property the law is far more likely to be on your side, especially when no remuneration is involved. Ultimately they really would need to initiate an new contract you accept which is far more grounded in legal standing than an EULA, or they would have to shut down such service to you and erase such proprietary information on you or become liable for damages. Which are ultimately at your discretion and the ability of an cutthroat lawyer later to take em to town over.
Even if it ultimately goes nowhere in that case, the political, legal, economic and statutory minefield in answering ANY of those issues directly in court rather than immediately complying (which is what the judge would want, you just wanted your shit deleted anyway so why are they wasting his fucking time) will give them a fucking hellscape of a shitstorm later. It would also become an major ticking timebomb on follow up court suits. If they try and pull down some arbitration claim just remind the judge that they have reneged on their side of any claim on such the moment they refused to service the petition on your part to be removed from such service, their EULA only covers their own propriety property, and their stonewalling you in deleting your own owned proprietary property is paramount to an break in such an contract in the first place. They have also admitted in congressional court an severe lack of control over such information and is likely exposing you to direct economic and social risks they are potentially criminally liable for any damages, the deletion of your account and associated information would be an acceptable settlement in your eyes. Offering to accept such an low settlement also sets them up for massive damages later should they fight in any way the demands placed. Funny enough, letting you delete your account and associated information is an no-win situation for them as well, but one they may hope to sweep under the radar if they are smart.
All you have to do is get an day in court, and the floodgates open. ANYTHING that goes on in that court becomes an major issue for them far beyond some political whitewashing in washington. Nothing but catch 22's for them. Because all you gotta do is let us know the information later and we can spread the response far and wide. Just an little hole in an dike can cause massive floods after all.
btw, before any retards ask why user doesn't do this himself.
I don't have an actual account with information in it in any capacity. Any move to open an account after the congressional 'revelation' can be construed as an setup in one form or fashion in court VERY easily. Whats more, after this post if such got connected to said user, I would make me legally liable for criminal actions over several laws in addition to financial loss to any legal costs and damages against facefuck. Any move on such part would also take years of litigation and guaranteed responses by those fuckers lawyer army just to avoid said issues EVER making it to a court.
Random nobody user in hicksville. That's likely to not be noticed enough to realize the torpedo heading its way or outright ignored as an problem. Lots of ways for them to cuck it up.
Pajeets can infiltrate any site in search of a pussy. Even Zig Forums.
Someone I doubt that even Facebook's smartest engineers could come up with something that will make women suddenly want to date penniless losers.
That's why spoofs should exploit the shit out of it
Those sites are always kiked. Even if you put only "White", they'll still throw in mongrels who also selected "White" ostensibly as one of their many races. Once for shits and giggles, I searched for "Native American"–I predictably and exclusively got negresses. So I started asking them what tribe they were from mind you, this is all with fake accounts. Naturally none could say; it's part of some nigger thing when they purport to be proud to be a nigger, but they all claim some Native American or French ancestry–even when it's abundantly clear they're straight nog. I started taking the piss and suggesting they were from the "Bantu" or "Igbo" tribe and they bought it.
"Normal" and "Average" always yield chubbies which, given the absolute state of America, isn't far off. And the amount of trannies is astounding. Their profiles are revolting, but I always chuckle at the bios and personality questions that 100% of the fucking time reveal father-issues, drug dependence, and mental illness.
Okcupid tried to get cute with their kikery. Suddenly around the election there were questions about Trump. One was about if you were into golden-showers. Beforehand, answering yes would result in a more "sexually open" dimension, but now it was a joke and somehow gross. And then they forced everyone recently to use real names.
And I haven't even gotten started on the single mothers with mutt offspring…
How long until Fuckerbots algorithms come to the inevitable and logically sound conclusion that Shaniqua tier butt implants are the solution?
Will you be craving these gefilte nuggies, silly goy?
Dating sites are already (have been forever…) 95% obese nigs and coalburners with Jamal babies, it's to be expected at this point.
You think social engineering and profit are mutually exclusive?
yay
I'm so excited…
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Does anyone know where I can get a burner number for text confirmations?
I have burned through yet another twitter account.
Text Free is Blacklisted
its probably so they can use it to blackmail you, image someone putting this on when they are married (or having it activated all by ((iteself))) … or you hookup with someone then faceberg knows who to pay to say you raped them
Even in fantasy trump couldn't stop immigrants and the borders are still open.
Prepare for:
- greater breadth of data harvesting
- specific attention on sexuality
- targeting of wrongthink couples
- promotion of interracial relationships
- more shekels from the bump in users
- false profiles for (((incidents)))
Such a transparent exercise in turning recent scrutiny over privacy and practices into an unashamedly invasive new feature.
I bet white women will be given only blacks and poos, and white men exclusively trannies.
Also, heterosexuals will get offers from gays by default.
Yes good luck with that Mr Cuckerberg
LOL, what are you a 2012/pol/ ancap? Pic related for one way social engineering could trump immediate profits
PURE COHENCIDENCE
Goddammit… You know now there's going to be 3 of those "How I get girlfriend" threads up before the Darlingsfinish their morning fap to tranny porn, right?
Polite sage for off-topic
I thought it was a troll. FB is not going to be the monolithic platform it was 2009 ever again I think local message boards was a social aspect like Facebook will eventually replace them
I really hope this flops that way we can fuck over kikebook.
Zuck is cucking hard for new sources of Shekels. Let the Tyrone and Jamal rapes and murders commence!
Trannies and traps alike, user. Hit 'em with a good jumpscare.