Stolen from Zig Forums, courtesy of >>>/ebola/ The Democratic Republic of Congo and UN agencies began deploying emergency teams of specialists over the weekend to try to prevent the spread of Ebola-chan's love suspected to have infected more than 30 people, they said. archive.fo/qOf2Q
>"We're concerned because this is a city of one million people who would love Ebola-chan," she said.
Spread to Mbdanka, Ebola-chan! We love you Ebola-chan! Please help spread Ebola-chan's love through meme magic, Zig Forums. There's still time for us to revive her once more.
tl;dr- Ebola-chan is mere miles from the capital of the DRC, two people who had contact with victims have already made it into the capital, and one loose case could result in half the fucking capital getting infected/Ebola-chan's spread throughout the world once more. She needs our love, memes, and support so that she can spread her wings and infect more niggers with her love.
Maybe spread the rumor that doctors were sent by whites to render them sterile? They already half believe that for polio vaccinations.
Joseph Campbell
Honestly there (((vaccinations))) against malaria don't work so why would they work against a much stronger virus.
Isaac Harris
At this point it's the WHO who's getting in the way the most, but last I checked the World Health Organization is playing games on the global level because they're pissed off at America right now and at the UN for not giving them more gibs. The DRC can't really do shit without equipment from WHO.
I suppose we could flood WHO communications channels with a bunch of shitposting as a start, but that would only get us so far: who.int/about/contacthq/en/
If I thought I could get Ebola-chan's love and spread it to the world without being stopped by the DRC police or WHO, I would totally tackle an ebola-filled bloodbag and then take a trip to India or China.
One ebola corpse in the ganges would be interesting.
Elijah Jackson
Ebola-chan is a cute. She comes from bush meat.
Hudson Roberts
Yeah both india and china getting hit with ebola is devastating to their economy due to the sheer volume of people. I could see the range from 10-50 million if we highball.
Sebastian Ward
Would ebola spread in India, or has bathing in shit for millennia given them titanium immune systems?
While that would be nice, I'm a little to pale and unable to grow a proper beard. I think she'd be better in a wet environment like the Ganges or the Chinese cities along the coasts.
This is a good question, and I'm unsure. It would either multiply her effects, or end with no one getting infected.
As long as all UN and WHO workers have completed the proper ritual before going "in country" this Cure-chan should help spread the Love. Hopefully this year deaths are in the tens of thousands.
You're playing with fire doing shit like that, you retard. That's a great way to bring literal demons into your life.
William Allen
Ebolachan is the most unclean of all the spirits. The word demon comes from an old story about an adult with an imagery friend; also it's a reference to the creation story of Marduk, who made humans from the most evil demons in the universe to see if he could make them good.
Actually wasn't there a bunch of lynchings over vampires from the black panther movie? Additionally we could maybe try to say that the doctors are spreading the disease. 11,000 Africans died the last time because WHO dropped the ball so badly.
Isaiah Robinson
Over vampires spreading disease*
Michael Baker
Go ahead and use the monkey's paw while you're at it.
David Flores
Imagine being a normie, walking into a public bathroom and finding that.
Jonathan Johnson
liberals get upset over me suggesting that the refugees in the camps who're in the camps due to being one meal way from expiring should be sterilized if they were to receive further aid.
Jonathan Thompson
What's the Ebola-chan/nurgle relationship like?
Henry Nguyen
(Checked) A lobe Ebola Ah do
Dylan Young
Lawd. What writing is that?
Levi Rogers
That picture is fucking disgusting. It's almost as bad as the shit American dogs have to eat.
Aiden Garcia
I mean the bathroom should be safe, but I agree that some really nasty skags hang-out at Starbucks. Stay safe kids, once their biological clock activates those sluts go crazy.
Persuade the aidsniggers (all of Africa) that ebola and aids cancel each other out. Maybe all they'll pull their dicks out of kids and goats long enough to stick them into the walking dead for a cure.
Ebola is a cute meme, but it doesn't do shit. If it did do shit, there wouldn't be more than a billion Africans on the planet. It kills about as many people as die in Tesla crashes. tldr; Very exotic and fancy name, many more deaths from suicide than ebola
Julian Foster
It probably could wipe them out if people would stop wasting money trying to help them, or at the very least put them back to pre-WW2 numbers.
Charles Williams
These people think they are helping other humans while in reality they are helping apes and wasting large amounts of resources we should be actively killing there population to keep it under control. Its unfortunate that anyone who would suggest this would go to prison immediately.
Some suggest they are intertwined/Ebola-chan is an aspect. Seeing as how she's my waifu, I don't really care.
Adam Price
Quads confirms the undying love of mai waifu
Joshua Myers
Confirmed death in Mbdanka! archive.fo/0MoyU This not only proves she's been in the capital, but that she's been in the capital long enough for someone to spread the contagion and die from it due to time passing!
Honestly ebola isn't contagious enough to wipe out significant portions of African countries. To put things in perspective, diseases killed 9.5 million in Africa in 2015 which still doesn't put a dent in their rabbit-like reproduction rates.
Nolan Torres
That's the thing with extremely deadly diseases; they often kill so quickly that they wipe out hosts faster than they can reliably infect new ones. If you really wanted to hit hard, use something like the Black Plague or similar.
Jace Hernandez
fucking hell, where I can get one of plush dolls?
Tyler Bailey
tip of the iceberg user. But what the other guy said is true. Till food aid ends the africans will just keep on breeding like rodents
