Why did the jews willingly go to the gas chambers?
Why did the Nazis use gas to shoah the kikes?
Why do jews have such big noses?
How was copper wire invented?
How many kikes can fit into a VW Beetle?
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
Why don't jewish men eat pussy?
I shouldn't joke like this, my grandpa actually died in a concentration camp.
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There was no gassing of kikes.
Sadly.
Sure, but the funniest jew jokes are about them being gassed.
What's funny about white genocide?
How did OP die?
-How do you fit 4 SS officers and a thousand Jews in a Volkswagen
-4 SS officers in the seats and the Jews in the ash tray
I posted this in another thread and got reprimanded as well I should have.
So I will repost this here until the thread deletes
A Chinese businessman goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese businessman buys 25 bras.
He returns a few days later and this time orders 50. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese businessman returns a month later and buys the store’s remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each. The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese businessman, “Please tell me – What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese businessman answers: “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
Not bad/10 told my coworkers
I'm not selling the truth out for a cheap joke.
Terrible idea
This would propagate their myths.
If honest mistake, it's ok.
If shill, die a horrible, painful, slow, agonizing death and post it here.
Six million jews burned in an oven.
This one gets the normies real good:
The holocaust is sacrosanct in Western culture. The best thing you can do is trivialize it, laugh at it and turn it into a joke. Just like the holodomor, Irish potato famine and other genocides are jokes to the West. As an angle of attack, if someone gets super offended about 'Hitler did nothing wrong' jokes, you simply compare their own reaction of holocaust jokes to their reaction at other genocide jokes, ask them why they have this double standard about Jews, ask them what else they have double standards about
Thats a fucking spicy salami slapping
kek
FUCK OFF JEWS
but those jokes stop being funny when I learned the gas chambers were just war propaganda. 6 million jews were not gassed or burned to ashes, so those jokes are lame and perpetuate the jewish lie that (((6 million))) of god chosen camel faced baby dick suckers died horrible deaths.
Make jokes about how jews promote pedophilia, saddle people with debt for profit, or how they get kicked out of every country they infect. Jokes are funny when there is truth in them.
Why do jews have such big noses?
Because air is free
You might call someone who really hates rich people a socialist, but what do you call someone who hates the richest people in the world?
An antisemite
What's Israel's favorite holiday that they would be lost without?
9/11
Why did the jew get stuck at the bottom of a well after work?
He thought it was a wishing well
A group of crows is called a murder and a group of lions is called a pride; what do you call a group of jews?
A communist party
Indian cinema is called bollywood, but do you know what is Israeli cinema is called?
Hollywood
What did the jewish pedophile say to the kid
Why do jewish men get circumcised?
Because jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 20% off.
What's the difference between a cow and the holocaust?
You can't milk a cow for 70 years.
What about spic and nigger jokes OP? Or any racial humor?
How do you start a riot in Mexico?
Whos the richest man in Mexico?
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a basketball American?
Why do mexicans have small stearing wheels?
¿What do you call a building full of Mexicans?
I agree, that's why I avoid holohoax jokes and stick to stereotypical ones.
What's a jewish dilemma?
Free pork.
What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
What is Hitler's least favourite month?
Jewlie
How do you outrun a Jewish cop?
Take the toll road.
What do you call a jew in the sky?
A kike.
What does a jewish Santa Claus say?
HO HO HO, anybody want to buy some toys?
How does a jew observe Christmas?
By installing a parking meter on the roof.
A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali under a tree. A caterpillar gets on the Romanian's shoulder. The Romanian throws the caterpillar at the Jew, the Jew throws the caterpillar at the Somali, the Somali picks up the caterpillar and eats it. Another caterpillar gets on the Romanian, the Romanian throws it at the Jew, the Jew picks it up and ask the Somali: "Do you want to buy a caterpillar?"
What happens when a jew with an erection runs into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
Why do Jews have double-glazing windows?
So their kids can't hear the ice cream van coming.
How do you know when you're in a jewish household?
There's a fork in the sugar bowl.
How do you know when you're passing a jewish household?
There's toilet paper on the clothesline.
How do you start a jewish parade?
Roll a quarter down Main Street.
You hear about the new car made in Israel? Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.
Why are dollars green?
Because the jews keep picking them before they're ripe.
What do jewish women and hockey players have in common?
They use the same pads for three periods.
A Jew and a fag go to heaven.
St. Peter tells the Jew, "We're full, so you can go back, but only if you promise to stop being cheap."
Then he tells the fag the same, but "only if you promise to stop thinking about gay sex."
They go back, but then the Jew sees a penny on the floor, tries to pick it up, and they both die.
A white Aussie, an aboriginal and a jew are out on the piss one christmas, get shit-faced and decide to drive home. They hit a pole at 120 and all die. They get to the pearly gates and St. Peter says "sorry boys, its Jesus birthday, invites only" They are flabbergasted and say "well what the fuck are we supposed to do?" Peter says "ok ill do u a deal, give me 50 bucks each and ill give you your lives back"
So the white guy wakes up in the ambulance, the paramedic says "wtf? u were dead what happened?" so the white guy explains what happened. The paramedic says "well what happened to the other two?" The whitey says "well last I saw, the jew had him down to $49.50 and the aboriginal said the government should pay"
What’s the difference between Jews and jellybeans?
Jellybeans don’t run the media.
Why did the Jewish Mother want to be buried near a shopping center?
So her daughter would visit twice a week.
What’s the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back
What does a Jew do after he's bought a round of drinks?
Wake up screaming!
What do you call ten jewesses in a basement?
A whine cellar.
What does the jewish psychiatrist do every morning after breakfast?
Psychoanalyze his bowel movements.
What did the jewish mother ask her daughter when told she had an affair?
Who catered it?
How do jewish wives prepare their children for supper?
They put them in the car.
Can you remember that time when people calling themselves 'Red Pilled' fell for the greatest jewish hoax and swindle since 9/11 when the neocon jews convinced all the based fashy goys to vote ZOG believing that in some way that would save the West?
Not so funny as it is tragically true
Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you’re not a hypochondriac. The bad news Is… you’re Jewish?
What did the jewish paedophile say to the little boy?
Would you like to buy my puppy?
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after he got in the car?
"Hey, go easy on the sweets."
Where do you send Jews with ADHD?
To concentration camp.
What's the worst part about being a black jew?
Not being able to count all the money you steal.
How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get them down?
Bring in Mexican kids, give them a stick and tell them it's a pinata.
How do you clean up the mess?
Call the jew down the street and tell him there's free sushi
Why did the jew volunteer for the litter squad?
Bottles exchange for 10 cents, cans 5 cents at the recycling centre.
What is faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
What is faster than the speed of sound?
A jew eating at a buffet.
If the oldest profession is prostitution, what is the 2nd oldest profession?
Jew loan sharks catering to prostitutes.
Roll a quarter down Main Street.
To get the quarter back
How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb?
3. One to call the consumer hotline and complain about the longevity of the lightbulb, one to call the electric company to test the wiring, and one to hire a goy to change the lightbulb.
Have you noticed how fewer products at the store carry a "satisfaction guaranteed or your money back" label?
Yeah, the jews ruined that.
How do you make two jews argue?
Throw a nickel on the ground.
How do you make them fight to the death?
Throw a quarter.
Every Friday, David Goldberg brought his little son Michael to the local diner for dinner as a reward for getting good grades in school. There was only one catch: Michael had to order off the children's menu. This was their weekly routine for years. This was their weekly routine for years, and even after Michael was too old for the children's menu, he continued ordering from it, and nobody questioned it.
One day, David and Michael got a new waitress. "Sir, I'm very sorry for the inconvenience, but your son is too old for the children's menu. It's for children under 12, and, well, your son looks to be about 15-16."
"Excuse me?" questioned David. "We've been coming here for years, Miss, and it's never been a problem."
"I'm very sorry, sir, but it's policy. If we let your son order from the children's menu, then we'll have to let everybody."
"Well I'm not paying those prices. I'll just take my business elsewhere." With that, the Goldbergs abruptly left the restaurant.
On Sunday, David was reading the local paper and as he turned the page he saw a big ad from the diner. It read: "Now offering 50% military discount off your check". David, rubbing his chin, thought to himself "Hmm, that gives me a fucken idea."
The following Friday, Michael asked his father if they were going to a different restaurant for supper. He replied, "Actually son, we're going to the same place we always do. Go put on your ROTC uniform."
Why did the jewish Uber driver get fired?
He kept taking the longest route, every time.
Why did the smoker accidentally drag on the filter with every cigarette?
He couldn't help it, he was jewish.
Why did the jew quit being a lifeguard?
There wasn't any money in the gig.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a jew?
One stops sucking your blood when you smack it.
What's the difference between a vampire and a jew?
When the sun shines on the vampire, he dies; when the sun shines on the jew, he gets away.
Did you hear about the jew who went out in support of the Black Lives Matter rally?
He was offering deep discounts on BLM T-shirts, hats, and rubber bracelets.
What do jews shout at the driving range?
THREE NINETY-NINE!
Did you hear about the jewish magician?
He could make money disappear.
Did you hear about the new sitcom about a jewish family?
It's called "Fecal Matters".
Did you hear about the jewish contestant they had to physically remove on Wheel of Fortune?
Poor fellow wouldn't stop spinning the wheel, he was completely mesmerized.
What did the jew do when he saw a silver alert on his phone?
Turn on CNBC.
Why does it suck to be a black jew?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.
How was the Grand Canyon formed?
Two jews dropped a nickel down a gopher hole.
How do you fit 50 jews in a car?
Throw a nickel in the backseat.
How do you capture a jew?
Leave a quarter on a bear trap.
A priest and a rabbi pass a young boy on the street. The young boy bends down to tie his shoe. The priest says to the rabbi, "I want to screw that kid." The rabbi replies, "Out of what?"
Why do jews wear yarmulkes?
It's cheaper. Half a hat.
Maxwell House had to drop their famous slogan. Too many jews were sending them letters claiming their "good to the last drop" claim was false advertising.
How do you get 100 flies off an Ethiopian?
Hit him in the face with a frying pan.
How do you get $100 off a jew?
At 13% interest.
Two jewish brothers were walking past a church. The church sign read, "Convert to Christianity for $100". One brother says to the other, "Should we do it?" The other brother says, "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars. I'll give it a shot." So the one brother walks into the church, and comes back out in a half-hour. The other brother says, "Well, did it work? Did you get the money?" The newly-Christian brother replies, "Is that all you people care about?!"
Here's some OC covering the fashiest goys on the block
But not outright deny it, gotcha, ((( fellow white guy )))
A jewish kid comes home and says "hey dad can i have 60 bucks?". His dad, wearing a horrified look, exclaims " 40 bucks??? What do you need 20 bucks for?"
A pedophile kike graps his black coat, puts a handful of colorful lolliepops into the inside pocket and is trilling happily on his way to the kidsplayground. After a short observation, he spots an isolated little boy and aproaches him with the candy in hand:
"Do you want to lick my lollipop?"
Boy, exited: "YES, YES"
"What do you pay?"
...
Well poisoning shill get out.
Yea you sure like to keep up that image of us, huh? And to everyone else, be a man of honor and don't reduce yourself to this level. Real national socialist acts through honor, no matter if the target is juden or his own brother. Making retarded jokes does nothing but tarnish the already vilified reputation of NatSoc.
Read the thread goys, this is like the 3rd way this joke has been told.
How did the Nazis measure the amount of work they'd done?
In killajews
Good stuff. Takes me back to highschool days, we used to tell these types of jokes all the time, I imagine a kid who tries telling one of these in [CURRENT YEAR] will probably get suspended or some shit.
I still remember a few:
Why do niggers stink? So the blind man can be racist too.
When do niggers get into cars? When they're arrested.
When do niggers go to school? When there's construction work there.
When do niggers go up in life? When the shed blows up.
After having her 8th welfare baby, LaQuisha convinces Tyrone to get a vasectomy. On the morning of the surgery, Tyrone comes out of the house wearing a tuxedo, a top hat, a dozen gold chains, and carrying a fancy cane with a crystal knob for a handle.
"Tyrone," LaQuisha says, "Why you be wearin all dat bling?!?"
"Well," Tyrone answers, "I figure if I'se gonna BE impo'tent, I'se gots to LOOK impo'tent."
Black woman goes to a Jewish deli and buys a big piece of liver, wrapped in brown paper. On her way out, a rabbi bumps into her, hard, knocking her to the ground, and the liver slips out of the wrapper and falls between her legs, half-hidden by her skirts. The rabbi picks it up.
"Oy, don't worry lady, it would have ended up on welfare or in jail anyway," the rabbi says, and takes a big bite.
A nigger and a spic are in a car. Who is driving?
the police
They first came for the blacks, but I didn't care because I wasn't black. They came for the jews, but I didn't care because I'm not jewish. Next, they came for the moselms but I didn't care since I'm not a moslem. Then came for the gays, but I didn't care because I'm not gay. Then they stopped coming, since pretty much all of our problems were solved.
Not a kike joke, but a nigger one
What do you call a flying Jew?
Smoke
You do realize he is a fucking hook nose Jew..
Here's one from my early university days:
How does a Jew calculate his escape from the KZ?
Wind speed x chimney height
We also used to drink "Ex oder Jude"
Cringe thread. Take this shit to cuckchan
Why did G-D create gentiles?
Someone has to buy retail!
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They're creators of the money supply.
Banks don't take deposits and banks don't lend money.
That second one's pretty good.
Choke on a nigger's foreskins.
What do you call a jew who just found out that his mother was dead?
A kike.
That was a good movie.
Why do Christians eat ham for Christmas dinner?
To prove to Jesus they're not Jews.
Glad you like it
what the fuck man
how does that happen
Two little sheboons, one tall and one short, are walking down the railroad tracks.
"How old is you?" asks the tall one. The short one shrugs.
"I dunno, mama lost my birth certificant and she cain't remember if I'se 12 or 14," the short one says.
"Well, what's de best thing you eva put in yo mouf?" the tall one asks. The short one thinks about it for a minute.
"I guess that would be a piece of mama's blueberry pie with a big ole scoop of vanilla ice cream," the short one replies.
"Bitch, you 12," says the tall one.
God comes down to earth to deliver the commandments to humankind. The first person who sees the burning bush is an Egyptian.
"Would you like a commandment?" God asks.
"What's a commandment?" asks the Egyptian.
"It's a universal law for living, such as THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY", God explains.
"Hell no, that would ruin my weekend," says the Egyptian, and keeps on walking.
God decides to try again. The next guy to see the burning bush is an Assyrian.
Would you like a commandment?" God asks.
"What's a commandment?" asks the Assyrian.
"It's a universal law for living, such as THOU SHALT NOT STEAL", God explains.
"Hell no, that would ruin our economy. I'm a thief by trade," says the Assyrian, and keeps on walking.
God decides to give it one more try before he gives up. The next guy to see the burning bush is a Jew.
"Would you like a commandment?" God asks.
"How much do they cost?" the Jew says, frowning suspiciously.
"They don't cost anything, they're free," God replies. The Jew wrings his hands greedily.
"Well if they're free, we'll take ten," the Jew says.
kek
Since others have gone off on tangents with other than jewish jokes, I'll dump what I have from the /b/ thread a couple of weeks ago.
How many men does it take to mop a floor?
None. It's a woman's job.
What do you do if a woman comes out of the kitchen complaining?
Make the chain shorter.
Why shouldn't women have driver's licenses?
There are no roads from the kitchen to the bedroom.
How many sexists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Let the bitch cook in the dark!
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just sit in the dark and bitch.
Is Google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.
What do women and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck up cunts.
How do you get a woman to stop giving blowjobs?
Marry her.
What kind of cake makes women fat?
Wedding cake.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt.
What do 3 million abused woman every year have in common?
They don't fucking listen.
Why do women call it PMS?
Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.
Why don't women wear wristwatches?
There's a perfectly good clock on the stove.
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Why do women have small feet?
It allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They ignore the lightbulb because it's broke.
Why do women have legs?
So they don't leave a trail like a slug.
What do a woman and an old washing machine have in common?
They both drip when they're fucked.
Why do brides wear white?
So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator.
All those jokes about a woman being out of the kitchen are stupid. How else is she supposed to clean the rest of the house?
What do you call the extra skin around the vagina?
A woman.
What's strong enough for a man, but made just for a woman?
THE BACK OF MY HAND
Man: Excuse me, can I smell your feet? Woman: Um, NO! Man: Oh, it must be your pussy then.
How do you find a woman's G-spot?
Who cares?
There's was a blind man walking he past a fish market and tooked a deep breath and said "Good morning, ladies!"
Did you hear about the new gay sitcom?
It's called "Leave it, it's beaver."
Why does it take two gay men to rape a girl?
One holds her down while the other does her hair.
A group of Lesbians and group of Gay guys leave for the beach at the same time. Who gets there first?
Too tough to call, cause the Lesbos get there lickety-split, but the guys packed their shit the night before.
What do you call a gay bar with no stools?
A fruit stand.
What does AIDS stand for?
Anally Injected Death Sentence
What does GAY stand for?
Got Aids Yet?
Did you hear about the gay midget? It took him a lot of courage, but he finally came out of the cupboard.
How much sperm does a queer have?
A buttload.
How do you make a faggot have sex with a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
What do queers call an upside-down bar stool?
Table for four.
Why don't niggers like to take aspirin?
Because they're white, they work, and they don't like picking the cotton out of the bottle…
What do niggers and sperm have in common?
Only one in one million works
Why don't niggers like cats?
Cats' cleanliness and intellect make the nigger feel inferior.
What did the niglet get for Christmas?
Your bike.
What's black on top and white on bottom?
Rape.
What do you call a nigger with no hands?
Trustworthy.
How do you stop niggers from hanging out in front of your house?
Hang them out back.
Why can't niggers walk a tightrope?
A nigger can't even balance a checkbook.
Why did the nigger stub his toe?
Systemic racism.
What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
What did the nigger get on the SAT?
Barbeque sauce.
Why was Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because he didn't know he was black.
Why do niggers smell so bad?
So blind people can hate them too.
What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? Coach.
What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? Quarterback.
What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 100 black guys? Warden.
What do you call a nigger with a briefcase sitting in a tree with monkeys?
The branch manager.
Why did all the niggers move to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong WALKED on the moon; Michael Jackson raped children.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin
What's long, black and stinky?
The welfare line.
Why couldn't Stevie Wonder read?
Because he's black.
What do you get when you cross a nigger with an octopus?
I don't know, but it sure can pick cotton!
What do you call a black astrophysicist?
A nigger.
What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?
The line at KFC.
What does a nigger and an apple have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
Why did so many niggers die in Vietnam?
When the sergeant said "Get down!" they all got up and started dancing.
How did they improve transportation in Harlem?
Planted the trees closer together.
Why do niggers have red eyes during sex?
Because of pepper spray.
How does a negress know she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton has been picked.
Why don't niglets play in sandboxes?
Because cats kept burying them.
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.
What is the worst 5 years of a niggers life?
First grade.
How was breakdancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.
What would you call the Flinstones if they were black?
The Niggers.
A niglet dies and goes to heaven. God gives it a pair of wings. "God! God! Am I a angel now?" the baby asks. God replies, "Nah nigger, you a bat!"
How do you make a nigger nervous?
Take him to an auction.
What's long and hard on a Black man?
Fifth grade.
What do you call a college-educated African-American who has never been to prison, is active in his community, and lives a normal upper-middle class life with his wife and 2 kids?
A nigger.
Why are all niggers such fast runners?
The slow ones are in prison.
Two black guys are walking down the street. They see a sign on a storefront that says "We'll make you white for only 99 cents!"
They look at each and decide that it sounds like a great deal, they had always wanted to escape the racism they faced as black men. They start digging in their pockets for money. The first friend pulls out a dollar bill and the second friend has only 98 cents.
"I have an idea" says the man with 98 cents. "You go in and get the operation and when you come out, you give me the penny you get back as change."
"Good idea!", his friend replies, and enters the store as the other man waits out front.
Thirty minutes later, the first friend exits the store as a white man in business suit.
"Wow! It worked!" the black man says to his friend. "How about that penny?"
The newly changed white man says with a disgusted look on his face, "Get a job, nigger!" and walks off.
What do people and jellybeans have in common?
Nobody likes the black ones.
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems or Now Apes Are Called People
Officials say there's no way to revoke Bill Cosby's Medal of Freedom. Sure there is: drug him and take it from him.
Pour one out for Bill Cosby. Especially if he made it.
The other day I saw this nigger running across my street holding a TV. My first thought was “Is that mine?” … then I realized mine was still downstairs shining my shoes.
Have you ever been to an Ethiopian restaurant? You sit there until you're hungry, then you leave and grab something to eat.
All Black and Mexican jokes are the same. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
What's the difference between HIV and a black man?
HIV stays with the child after birth.
What do a bicycle and a nigger have in common?
They both need a chain to work.
What's faster than a nigger stealing your bike?
His brother running away with your Xbox.
What's 7 inches long and hasn't been sucked in 5 years?
Whitney Houston's crack pipe.