World's worst people want to name team from world's worst sport after the world's most based commander-in-chief
On the very day the United States honors its debt to the Jewish state by moving its arms-trafficking warehouse embassy to Jerusalem, foreskin-eating goblins in the fake country have renamed the Beitar Jerusalem Football Club the Beitar Trump Jerusalem Football Club.
This move comes as rumors circulate around the schizoid neurotic heads of the Jews that Trump might simultaneously be a Nazi and a zionist which technically puts him in the same ideological position as Hitler, kek. The change has been condemned by the sort of people who condemn things like this, while conservative, Dennis Prageresque heebs are reported to be having orgasms that can be heard from fucking space.
Reached for comment, conservative oven-dodger Ben Shapiro explained that this change reflects the complicated relationship President Trump has with the Jewish people, six million of whom were totally gassed, you guys.
Other reactions were more reserved. Liberal Jews in Florida kvetched at such chutzpah, but conceded over a nosh that maybe the President wasn't such a klutz after all, though they stopped short of declaring him a mensch or regarding this as a mitzvah. The general feeling in Coral Gables is that this move is no big whoop.
Of course, because this is a thing that exists and involves Trump, the Goyimpresse have swung into action and alerted the whole world that this specific soccer team is racist:
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The team's new name is not yet official – the move still requires approval from Head Kike Rabbi Shekelberger from the Jerusalem Football Kibbutz, or whatever they call their soccer commissar in that nightmare country.
This is not the first honor Based President has gotten from the miserable fucking Jews. Since the December announcement that the U.S. would move its embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, the yids have been renaming Israeli streets, parks and even a railway station close to the Western Wall of Jerusalem's Old City.
Question of the Day: How can one man be this fucking based?!?!?
On a related note, the International Olympic Committee announced today that it is adding 88-dimensional quantum-entanglement chess to its roster of events for the 2020 season. It is expected that there will be only one competitor, and that he will take home the gold.
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Is it possible we'll live to see communist Jews siding with Shiites and the Chinese to kill off Russians and Sunnis who are fighting for Orthodox Jews over who gets to plant Trump's presidential library on the ruins of Brussels? Yes if dubs
