Moloch-Worshipping Kikes Want to Name Soccer Team After Based Trump

World's worst people want to name team from world's worst sport after the world's most based commander-in-chief

On the very day the United States honors its debt to the Jewish state by moving its arms-trafficking warehouse embassy to Jerusalem, foreskin-eating goblins in the fake country have renamed the Beitar Jerusalem Football Club the Beitar Trump Jerusalem Football Club.

This move comes as rumors circulate around the schizoid neurotic heads of the Jews that Trump might simultaneously be a Nazi and a zionist which technically puts him in the same ideological position as Hitler, kek. The change has been condemned by the sort of people who condemn things like this, while conservative, Dennis Prageresque heebs are reported to be having orgasms that can be heard from fucking space.

Reached for comment, conservative oven-dodger Ben Shapiro explained that this change reflects the complicated relationship President Trump has with the Jewish people, six million of whom were totally gassed, you guys.

Other reactions were more reserved. Liberal Jews in Florida kvetched at such chutzpah, but conceded over a nosh that maybe the President wasn't such a klutz after all, though they stopped short of declaring him a mensch or regarding this as a mitzvah. The general feeling in Coral Gables is that this move is no big whoop.

Of course, because this is a thing that exists and involves Trump, the Goyimpresse have swung into action and alerted the whole world that this specific soccer team is racist:
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The team's new name is not yet official – the move still requires approval from Head Kike Rabbi Shekelberger from the Jerusalem Football Kibbutz, or whatever they call their soccer commissar in that nightmare country.

This is not the first honor Based President has gotten from the miserable fucking Jews. Since the December announcement that the U.S. would move its embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, the yids have been renaming Israeli streets, parks and even a railway station close to the Western Wall of Jerusalem's Old City.
Question of the Day: How can one man be this fucking based?!?!?

On a related note, the International Olympic Committee announced today that it is adding 88-dimensional quantum-entanglement chess to its roster of events for the 2020 season. It is expected that there will be only one competitor, and that he will take home the gold.

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The extreme popularity of Donald Trump is far from universal among Red Sea pedestrians. Indeed, since his Holy Ascention as King of Democracy, Trump's polarizing effect seems to have authentically split Jews down the middle by appealing to the insane, pathological greed of conservatives and the equally insane and pathological neurotic persecution complex of the leftists. Trump also seems to have split the Arabs between pro-Saudi and pro-Qatar, and the members of a certain peaceful religion between Shiites and Miscellaneous.

Is it possible we'll live to see communist Jews siding with Shiites and the Chinese to kill off Russians and Sunnis who are fighting for Orthodox Jews over who gets to plant Trump's presidential library on the ruins of Brussels? Yes if dubs

Kike-free.

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Wait, are they sucking cock, or are we? I've been really confused ever since 2012.

Recall that the Mayan calendar did not predict the end of the world, but "a time of great change'. Nobody fucking knows what's going on, user, we're just as confused as you are. Stay calm, strengthen yourself and your nation, and ride the kali yuga.

Not only that but they also named the square outside the new US embassy in Jerusalem after Trump and minted this Half Shekel in his honor

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Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

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You types are so obvious, it boggles the mind. Pay peanuts, get monkeys I guess.

gee.

Do you shills ever think that you're losing so hard that you need to jump at an opening of a building to feel yourself better? Since your communism isn't getting implemented anytime soon.

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Bibi really wants a plane to hit the White House and to push around Pence it seems. Do the smart thing and hit the Rothschild mansion this time, Ahmed.

they'll just start to literally genocide non-jews living in Israel and the western media/establishment will turn a blind eye

Here you go, mohomo'd the pedo goatfucker. This video explains why hitting the World Trade Center instead of Rothschild properties just helped make jews richer.

Resist the urge to avenge your brother's death by giving jews federal funds for a new slave monkey transport system.

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That's actually supposed to be king Cyrus of ancient Persia.

Cyrus the Great of Persia was no kike. Although after the Muslim conquest they were polluted with a fair bit of Arab blood, Persians were Aryans, and those unsoiled by miscegenation still are.

moloch is deader than dead kikefaggots, deal with it

Reluctantly checked. Making an ally of chaos was never going to be safe.

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Wait – don't you dare fucking tell me the Jews incorporate money into their Temple rites. This is money for buying fish or something that just happens to be issued by the religious authority, right? Are they so cliche that they actually use money as part of their religion? They literally need money for worship – like the Ferengi?

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…which was the whole point from the beginning.

They have certainly been welcomed with all the #neveragain #isupportisreal garbage

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can we get a thread up maybe?
this is in world news now and everyone is paying attention because shitlibs.
perfect oppertunity to meme a similar situation at euro border.
If a mass shooting of invaders can take place soon after this, well the contradiction cant be expressed more clearly can it.

If any rogue military/mercenaries anons read this.. well you know what to do. couldnt be a more perfect moment kek.

Until a few popes pulled a Buddy Christ, catholics had to pay for their rites as well. Kind of led to that whole reformation thing.

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Single handedly retaking Jerusalem could be one thing Trump gets 666% credit for.

DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT!

Would you call that a. . . holy cost?

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