How to get a girlfriend? I need an advice

This isn't an advice board you retarded street shitter. Just KYS already.

First crush is from liberal family.

She is lucky to have boyfriend.

Will keep stalking her on FB.

Thanks to some of her friend to accept my fake fb account request without checking

UPDATE SHE UPLOADED NEW PHOTO ON FB. THANKS TO SOME OF HER FRIEND ACCEPT MY FAKE ACCOUNT WITHOUT CHECKING IT SO I CAN SPY HER.
She uploaded a new photo anyway

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Tell me an advice otherwise get lost

Your parents hate you. If they loved you they would have arranged a marriage, but they didn't. Because they know you are a genetic dead end.

Second crush

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women love it when you drink bleach

No they don't hate me and I hate marriage.
If they forced me in marriaged then I will run away

Here's some advice. You need to stop thinking about sexy woman and start thinking about the fat disgusting wildebeests that will actually have you.

No it is a Poison

Not a proper an advice.
Worst advice

Third Crush

I even masturbate her sometime.

Some of all my crush friend accept my fake fb request so I can watch them

Idk why most people and most woman hates stalking woman.

Stalking woman is good even in public as long woman didn't get killed.

STALKING woman is my second favourite hobby.

Law also stupid the person stalking a woman why he should be in sex offender even it didn't harm her????

Stalking woman is good in my opinion

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thats the point. Hey, you were the one asking for advice. My advice is that you drink poison. You're never going to get the women you want so you might as well end it now.

Truth!!!!!! Listen to this user!!!!!!!!!

No, that's just what they tell you
Why isn't India a superpower yet? Because they don't know how powerful drinking bleach can be!!!!!

4th crush.

Some of her friends on fb accept my fake request without checking my profile.

So I can spy on her in FB.

When I was in school. She used to flirt me when I was 10-11 and flirting stop because of two reason first is that school start to segregate sex and in that school if teachers and principal see that that opposite sex talking to each other then both would be punished and she left that school and 2 years older than me and I was so shy to talk to her.

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She is my 5th crush.
When I was in new school before quitting it too in 2013.
She used to flirt me but I was fucking shy talk to her.
She doesn't like me anymore
In every night I visited her facebook profile and kiss every her photo on my smartphone.
Some of her foolish friend accepted my friend request so I can spy on her.
She is 19 years old.
I did something too her on internet because she start to dislike me when I quit school in 2013 which not gonna fucking disclose.

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Ammonia kills the poison making it safe to drink. And it's only a little bit poisonous, like cigarettes. You can safely drink a couple liters and be fine.

6th crush.
Almost Same story as 5th crush.
She most hottest.

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Fuck off not a proper advice

7th crush.

She is 18 years old

Her big sister is the 2nd crush.

It is 2nd crush sibling.

She is too hot.

I able to stalk 7th crush

My stalking woman hobby is increasing. Nobody gonna know it. It is a confidential.

One more thing about my smartphone and computer is

I don't let anyone to use my phone because it contain lot of fucking privacy stuff. Good thing I created an user account in my phone so when someone use my phone I put phone in another user mode.

Even my gf or any friends including male will not have access to my private stuff.

I will stalk my gf because if she cheats

When my dad and anyone wanna use my phone for calling someone. I switch the phone to an another user account. I won't caught
My phone have 2 user account with password and third one is for someone to use my phone.
I switch my phone to 3rd user account while giving someone for example my parents and someone else so they won't find out

My computers have two user account.

One is personal account with private stuff.

Another one is for everyone who want to use my PC with standard user

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8th crush.

She is the friend of the 5th crush.

Both are in same college.

She is so hot and I spying her on FB

I also stalk her.

Stalking woman is my best hobby

5th crush didn't tell her college but I able to know by using stalking method on Facebook.
Hahahahahhaaha. I seen her college photo.

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Then why are you single? Checkmate Pajeet.

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Contacted your mom and dad. They are pissed at you.

9th crush

She is so hot.
She is the friend of my 5th crush.

She is so beautiful without even makeup.

I wish she fucks me.

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You don't even know their name hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahaha. Failed to scared me

It's true. The more bleach you can quaff at once, the more of a Chad you are. Plus, a cup or two of bleach was commonly used in the old days as an aphrodisiac.

In India it is very DIFFICULT to get girlfriend due to stupid society norms.
Even woman wearing western clothes are not open minded due to fucking society

I just knocked on your door.

No. You didn't.
Failed to scared me dumbass.
You got wrong location thought that market was my house

WRONG YOU FOOOOOOL
It's because you aren't drinking bleach.

Don't listen to them you brave Indian. Not all of us here hate you.

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Then explain all those women on the street that are in a relationship. Aside from you because you'll never have someone because you suffer from total insanity.

Listen more closely Pajeet. Knock knock.