How to become a politician?

Zig Forums, it's tiem.

We've let our ideas ferment in this virtual hivemind/sewage for long enough. Now it's tiem we go out and apply our values in the real world.

How do I start a career as a politician? Does any of you have any advice? Any personal experience?


Unfortunately I have no connections and I'm not that wealthy (no debts and around 60k in savings though), but I'm willing to do whatever it takes. WHATEVER IT FUCKING TAKES.
The current situation is simply intolerable.

Where do I start?

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Is your past clean?

get off 8ch is your first step , second talk to people , third sell out

Defeatists are not human beings.

1- make pamphlets
2- distribute pamphlets
Be sure to include a link to your site where people can learn everything about you

Tell people exactly what they want to hear. Do this better than your competition. Then when you get elected pursue your actual agenda. It's exactly what the kikes do except in your case your agenda would revolve benefiting the white race instead of genociding it.

Completely clean. Never even got a parking ticket.


Was about to say exactly that.

Can you speak well?

As jewish as this strategy is, I thought of it. But here's the problem: if I started to preach having leftist-globalist-feel-good-values, I'd find myself competing with thousands of more famous, better connected politicians who already spew this drivel on a daily basis. I'd never get noticed.

Isn't it better to preach what I really think, at this point? No hypocrisy (always good for the soul) and I get to stand out.

People wouldn't care much about leftist-politician-number-479238, but they will surely remember the crazy guy who says Religion of Cuckā„¢ is cancer and needs to be destroyed and not tolerated, and that we need the right to kick out any "refugee" we damn please and consider the EU bureaucrats traitors of our civilization to hang in the public square. And being noticed is the first crucial step. They can't vote for you if they don't remember your name.

(Plus, I'm pretty sure that in my country these ideas would have a fairly big resonance. Deep down lots of people think like that, even though they don't admit it.)

No false modesty, yes. Always had a talent for writing speeches and the likes.