To be honest they may as well be for all you know.
Two Ebola patients who fled quarantine may have exposed dozens to virus
Jonathan Martin
Brody Richardson
It is important for people to know that the disease is in the blood. Our african bruddas need to know that they can cut themselves and squeeze out tha bad blood. If you are not brave, or youare afraid of knives; your friend can cut chu and squeeze out da bad blood. Do not drink or taste the bad blood. As long as you do not drink the bad blood you cannot get infected. Once you get all the bad blood out you should bandage da wound and go find a woman to have sex with. Eat and have sex and you will feel bedda my brudda!
Leo Jones
The cucks need to learn that containing it only means that there will be more worthless niggers around.
WHY CONTAIN IT?
Adam Turner
Someone should make an infographic on how ancient white devils cured ebola by bloodletting and are now using it to keep blackies down.
Tyler Gonzalez
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN
Carson Richardson
Definitely a promising strategy. Get those niggershines shining. Lack of dubs suggests that 731 won't carry well in Africa. Do niggers even care about Unit 731?
Could we claim that the Chinese are doing the same thing today? Any Chinese interests near the current outbreak? Maybe we can get a nigger mob to burn down something and kill some chinks for extra lulz. Megabonus if that mob gives a chink Ebola and the chink runs back to Chinkland.
Adam White
What does it matter that we didn't get dubs? We did not need dubs before kek posting came about to go and do something. Why should the numbers dictate to us what we can or cannot do or what we should and should not do?
Gabriel Diaz
How do they know when all of the bad blood is squeezed out? Yes, I know the real answer is "it's all bad 'cause you're a nigger" but that's not what Mr. Kang wants to hear.
Who says Africans even have knives?
Then how were they infected in the first place? Nignogs won't think of this, but let's not make obvious holes. We need something here, like an enemy's witch doctor putting Ebola in their food.
< Brudda, you are sick because an enemy put tha bad blood in your food. You must squeeze out tha bad blood to get bedda.
Which probably won't stop bleeding, since Ebola has anti-coagulant effects. Are we sure they'll live long enough to get to the next step? Maybe we need to make the bloodletting instructions more specific, requiring a puncture with a hot sharpened stick? The witch doctor must heat the stick above the fire until the sharp point is black and use it immediately?
Oh fuck. That'll work. They'll feel better, then they'll crash and bleed out anyway.
How do we explain the bloodletting not working? A more-powerful witch doctor cursed them? Shouldn't that need a witch doctor to squeeze out the bad blood?
Ian Gomez
It's a good excuse to think moar and improve the idea. In this case, to replace Unit 731, a distant and vague bogeyman, with something more immediate, concrete, and nearby. Like the Chinese, or a neighboring witch doctor.
Isaiah Jones
Good Luck Ebola-Chan