Brit/pol/ #2827: qt on QT Edition
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based brexit lad
ywn have rite of prima noctae on her
didnt mean to post it so early tbh
predominantly in england
FORGETTING WALES AGAIN!
BASED QT BREXIT LASS
expecting anything from the jocks
She voted leave
mummy nigella will never ask them a question about the communist gangster computer god
Brexit means brexit simple as end of
brexid har wa com. coom on the mon!
laughter in audience
Hows the apple and mango lad?
this pic has it all
She could get in my kitchen and bare my babies anyday of the week
look at me with my red tie as I say things loudly
now vote labour, lads
Sausage rolls and lemsip for supper
*remembers to wear NHS tag*
It started with the people and the people decided
WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT FREEDOM?
ywn be as irrelevant as a lib dem
god I would love to stand up in that crowd and recite braveheart
WE ALREADY VOTED
god this is fucking grim
one person gave her one clap
send them to me lad mine has almost run out
Laughing at the stupid thot
Laugh the fuckers out
Why is the audience strawmanning the panel?
This lib dem tranny.
They should remove the words "democrats" from their name and replace it "europhiles"
horrendous jock fucker
a random horn sound is by far and away the most interesting thing to have happened thus far
keeeeeeeeeeeek anyone still have that pic of him crying keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
bruce being a bitch to fellow scots
lmao celt natural aversion to celts is making her actually a good host
lass in audience using her brain to question labour
WE HATE LABOUR DINNAE YA FOOKIN GAET UT!
keeek, based audience lads are pretty much the only reason to watch QT 90% of the time tbh
I've almost ran out of the three I ordered already sorry lad.
THICC BRAPHOG ARTHOG SPOTTED
just play braveheart in the background keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
didn't know they get rid of dimbleberg
missed the honk aswell
on me lap lassie
tumblr looking girl talking sense
Pardner, I'm trying to court this 12 year old girl, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my spurs keep alerting Chris Hansen
JUST ONE CHANCE, JUST ONE CHANCE TO COME HERE AND SHOW OUR ENEMIES
fat as fuck
My legs are so sore tbh
OOT OOT OOT
stream cut out just then
Fuck does he have a plum in his mouth.
You like it then? told you it was yummy
no blick person to guide me around Scotland
WOG KNOWS HOW TO GET CLAPS
DIRTY REMAINER WOG
ALSO NO SUCH WORD AS REFERENDA IT'S FUCKING REFERENDUMS
CUNT WENT TO ETON AS WELL
WOT A FUCKIN WASTE
*black man farts*
*THUNDEROUS FUCKING APPLAUSE AND VIRGINS SACRIFICED IN HIS HONOUR*
YOU CAN TAKE THE WOG OUT OF ETON BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE NIGGER OUT OF THE WOG
not even halfway through
are scottish nation needs immigration for ma shekels
*clap clap clap*
we need more foreigners
*whole audience spunks everwhere*
These cunts need lampshading.
LETS GIVE ALL OUR JOBS TO POLES
*whole audience spunks everwhere*
Even the women
ending free movement is a disaster for Scotland
Scotland is even more white than the rest of the UK
They really do not need immigration to carry on, fucking slimy cunt
Good OC lad.
I'll just be damned if I waste tbh lad. It's not that bad though really aye.
GET YOURSELF A PROPER NAME!
Wales is whiter tbh.
I love her, lads
no its not
Why isn't there a right wing Nationalist Scottish party?
No jock brexit gf
she would looks better without glasses or thin framed glasses
Jesus wept. Anything this wog says will get them going.
Yes it is.
Listen to Bimbleby here
dropping all the buzzwords
why isn't there a right wing english one
no its not
I like lasses in those kinds of glasses tbh
Mutelass wears similar glasses
I like lads who are filtered
BASTE REMAINER BASTE REMAINER BASTE REMAINER
no woes party that promises free pizzas and pepsi max
tbh luv I think you'd accept anything you desperate slag
WHAT DID FAT LAD JUST SAY, LADS????
ate democracy me
Looks like Tim Byrne has a brother
lol the guy with the NHS lanyard rolled his eyes
scotland has been silenced by a much lesser majority
Are these people mathematically fucking illiterate? It's like they don't know that Scotland's population is about half of London's
Why did he get a cheer? I was too busy ranting to hear him kek.
fuck these people
gay english accent
the highlands need a 2nd clearance tbh
Said SNP should get on with running a the country properly instead of whining about referendums
My household voted 100% for UKIP in 2015, but the Government is being led by the Conservatives. Why is my voice being silenced???
I missed what fat lad said again because I opened this webm and it was well loud. Top kek.
since this thread is moving so fast and nobody will see this I hate english people I think they are smug hypocrites who cause and have caused most of britains problems but they blame everyone but themselves and think they are better than those who they are patently inferior to
fuck you for that being so loud tbh
since this thread is moving so fast
tfw have jock blood
Gary Busey in drag
mfw english are a load of smug twats, but they voted for brexit, the jocks are boring and I have lots of english blood so I don't know whether to support jockish anti english posting
Fuck off Bimbleby
as long as you're from the fucking island who gives a fuck?
at least you're not a fucking paki
Reminder that Tony Blair caused like 70% of the problems we have today and he is a Jock.
Want him back tbh
And Brown came afterwards to twist the knife.
Jockery should be criminalised tbh
he moves to england aged 5
I'm warning you
This lad posting webms
Zig Forums needs a working definition of Jockery tbh.
Vote for me, I'll go full Franco and straight up deny the Scottish exist, suppress all their cultural traditions and force schools to make their kids speak with English accents.
he lives in England so he's English
Ah yes, just like Abdul.
implying theres a genetic difference between scots and anglos
also this thor wants to break up britian smh
I want to stick my willy in her moist pusy
There is lad, I know because I'm 25% Scottish and 75% Human
break up Britain memi
That shouldn't concern any real Englishman tbh,literally the only people who don;'t want that are celtic unionists
tockfade 'ard la right brother?
Holy fuck how are there still 20 minutes left
You'll never choke her lad
Think its time we exterminate the english menace once and for all tbh
smh this webm lad should be posting after QT so they're not caught up in QT posting. Might be some wholesome anime music there that I might miss
mods ban this sick filth
Nonsense post tbh.
You reminded me there was some oven posting on twitter earlier.
One race the human race amirite, typical globalist Jock
Good idea tbh, wall the Scots off and force their % of the debt onto them so they all stave to death.
Who has six ovens lad?
I have absolutely no idea what this means.
Not an argument,stop strawmanning me lad
Prefer the Gothic style of armour to the Milanese tbh lad
fucking hell only sense all evening.
I'll turn their whisky into water, steal their salmon and rub the word oil out of their dictionary
alba gu brath tbh
an anti semite
Each oven per 1 million?
How is this possible?
why is this dumb fuck talking about Halloween?
Very good lad
A pre-announcement leak of they live 2?
scoobydoos should be careful tbh
Fiona bruce must have been a right bit of crumpet when she was younger.
Ban deep friers and declare kilt wearing as a breach of decency laws.
MP was getting bantz over his ovens
fuck their deep fried mars bars and punish any kilt wearers with a kick in the sporran
just tax it
man FUCK OFF
RUN UP AND STAB HER NOW
100 postrcards from kids?
That's a tramp in drag.
what does he do with all those ovens?
That's enough now lad
The future of politics is instagram influencers and e-celebs tbh.
So was Angela rippon when she did top gear.
this episode has lasted 3 hours
this disgusting jock only ever gets 2 people clapping her
OH SHIT BASED
Is this real? I thought top gear started with clarkson, tiff nedell and quentin wilson.
that fucking silence from everyone
Short one for a scottish episode tbf. You signed up for this, lad.
doesn't even have the desk hitting bit
whats the point
on to the next question
Nope. Angela rippon did it, then it was noel Edmonds afterwards, then clarkson.
jocks like their poonds worth
just let it end
Completely glossed over, not a word of trying to answer his point, fucking hell lads.
I DONT FUCKING CARE
STOP POSTING ABOUT QT
I DONT FUCKING CARE
STOP POSTING ABOUT QT
I DONT FUCKING CARE
STOP POSTING ABOUT QT
I DONT FUCKING CARE
STOP POSTING ABOUT QT
I DONT FUCKING CARE
STOP POSTING ABOUT QT
I DONT FUCKING CARE
we still have This Week to suffer through after this
After the more recent episodes of This Week I'm actually happy it's being cancelled
ban this lad smh
what was his point
You know lad…
OOT AF TAIM!
fuck off newfag
angela rippon and noel edmonds presented a show about cars
WEIRD SHIT M8.
Hope this week is more entertaining than this jock fest anyway.
What's wrong with posting QTs?
millennial woes is ITT
I simply do not care you nonce
well done lads that was a slog
(don't ban me pls SA it was a joke)
she got nonced lads
when there's another scottish episode
BEST EPISODE EVER
that Louis Theroux with mentally ill mums
I’m by far the biggest (You)s hoarder here tbh
Why does she look like every english toff lad ever in this photo?
We made it lads, it's over.
new reaction image lads
is Theresa May the living dead
It was back in the late 70's when it first aired. It's all on the top gear 70's wiki page
based George on this week
Who was the lad who said he was gonna make a webm of the show's only worthwhile contribution (by the horn)? Get to work, you bastard.
noticed the lad with one leg before wews tbh
Do you remember the husky voiced tomboy lass they got on in the '90's? Found her a bit annoying tbh. Pleasant, but annoying. There seemed to be a load of lasses on the box like that around that time.
It actually may have been the early 2000's.
got a headache lad smh
bloody worse then being at work this i swear on me mum
Vicky butler Henderson?
might become a barrister lads
Im a girl now
Might become a video game tester, lads.
cant get it yet lad
all that hidden dick under the skin
tfw instead of 4 inches I'm actually 10
Can't wait for the Euro results next week lads. Pretty confidant jock land will come through and vote for brexit
finishes wiping dinner off monitor
at least there are no furballs or eyeballs yet lad
Not sure which snap to climax to, lads.
With how small the willy is (and the complete hairlessness), is this presumably a child who's being mutilated?
Imagine how tight it'll be once it heals around your dick
tfw when you pull out your dick is covered in a scab condom
Or someone who took hormone blockers
Probably not, most of the time they start taking hormones before they hit puberty
lad please don't enquire further. it's for your own good
Imagine letting a python loose in Warwick Davis’s house
this lad trying to deny us our bread and circuses
Imagine waking up halfway through that op
I wouldn't want to wake up from that op at all tbh
a scab condom
literally wont let me dl it
that's how they were made back in the day, lad
Shame. I wanted to re-hear it.
This reminds me of a copypasta I read about that Jazz programme
Gonna find it tbh
ill get it tomorrow lad
Imagine all the people
Good lad. I'll remind you.
ywn strangle the scoobydooish music teacher
racism against scoobydooish people
No one's buying it, you weirdo. Who the fuck is this bloke?
sometimes their bodies get so fucking confused that the open would (what they call a vagina) isn't healing that the wound begins to heal with tissue from other parts of the body, leading to the growth of hair, eye, or even brain cells in a tumour inside their """vagina"""
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.
David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about David Lynch. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Lynchian". Wallace described a Lynchian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."
He described a husband beating his 1950s housewife to death because she bought the wrong brand of peanut butter. "I told you to buy the JIF," he'd say as he's clobbering her to death. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Lynchian.
I think "I Am Jazz" enters into Lynchian territory. The .webm above shows a simple domestic scene. The women look like average suburban moms. They're relaxing on the couch. One imagines they might be discussing casserole recipes when we cut to them. But it slowly dawns on us that in the living room, with placid expressions on their faces, they're talking about the woman's transvestite son's genitals.
Despite the obvious subtext and the producers' hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're saying, the blasé quality with which they're saying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek nice posts botlass
pullying out inflation porn and trannies just 5 minutes before the night shift starts
FUCK'S SAKE LADS
Hope you don't get banned, but you're not careful enough
Helmer has our back lad it's all good in the hood
mfw trannies will provide the solution to blindness
You would NEVER DO THAT .SEX ORGAN SWITCHING .Jazz Jennings b.s.. in a real fight. TRUST ME .I'M A COMBAT VETERAN . YOU CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTING STYLE .GRIP YOUR COCK ACCORDINGLY AND FIGHT USING THE WEAPON AT YOUR DISPOSAL …you also have your grip fist .opposing palm .two elbows , two knees , two feet. Try finger flipping that cock into a fanny in a real fight..its going to be taken away from you and used against you.. Assuming of course you don't just fall over .because blood makes floors slippery .this is why you do a little research before listening to some wanna be Jazz Jennings sex change ANYTIME YOU WANNA MEET UP FOR " a real willy waggling competition., I'll learn ya. the first time you try to turn it into a pussy (REAL )fight .im going to bleed you .with your own knife " IDIOT!!!!
Lad they wouldn't do surgery with hair all over the place lmao
Why do people fuck post ops? It’s a deformed mentally ill man and you’re literally fucking a wound they inflicted on themselves
this we have the keys to the yard lad
This Week is utter shit now
tfw the night shift controls the board
keeeeeeeeeeeeek and the dawn of a new mene begins
People have been brainwashed into thinking it's normal thing
How safe is it to fuck a post-op? (asking for a friend)
tfw no qt rachel dressed in sovieto uniform all sweatie and dirty from fighting in stalingrad all day to sit on your face
*sees the time*
*posts about mutelass*
(who wants to know how much gore there's likely to be when I finally get to fuck the tranny I'm flirting with)
Lad, kill yourself, you'd probably get aids
THE NIGHTSHIFT BEGINS
(asking for a friend)
Why the fuck are you flirting with a tranny?
I'll escape, theres always hope, the cage can be broken
just look up on xvideos post op tranny sex
Because when watching star wars as a kid, I always wondered what it would feel like to stick my dick in sarlac's belly.
all this tranny posting
YO IT'S LIMP BIZKIT IN THE HOUSE
I'm not doing that tbh. Are their fannies actually convincing? Are the lads always posting the failed post-op fannies?
Lad, you're making me feel sick. Fuck off
Are their fannies actually convincing?
You should be bludgeoned for this post
not knowing about that one lad who posted on /b/ years ago asking why his gf's pussy looked so weird and it turned out it was s tranny
can't find the hair edit I made smh
tranny posters will be banned. Fuck your comfy.
But get comfy. Without the tranny shite.
No one's finding it comfy.
porn peddlers on my board
You’ll get yours one day
there is no tranny cabal on the Zig Forums nightshift
ANY PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND, LADS?
didn't even want to trannypost but now I do
Come on, lad. None of us are pro tranny. It's just a bit of tranny banter
NOW I KNOW WHY YOU WANNA HATE ME
The gay Bongo Bongo Land I was in actually got deleted because I offended the tranny too hard smh
I'm going to conquer mutelass' pusy
This is what happens when 22st is allowed to post
You all encourage it tbh
22st wants to tranny post
Gunna bash the fat female norf that asks me this every day
Noooo I was joking pls no
god im so lonely
thinking of going to Norway and kicking the fat poof into a fjord ngl
Meow! This is my first time trying makeup. Pre-HRT, 24 years old. How do I pass? How can I improve? Be honest
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
It's boring now lad. You know what you're doing, and you want mods to ban you so you can be 'persecuted' because that's a complex of yours, and it allows you a way to draw others towards you and form an out-group, where you feel more comfortable. Break the pattern.
Lad, fuck off
best of luck lad
Maybe I used to do that but it doesn't work anymore as I don't really have any lads that'll support me, or they'll just be banned as well. It's just my personality smh. Let's stop talking about me tbh
half the lads on here spend their time just waiting for an excuse to talk about trannyism
Thanks lad, I imagine she is a virgin too. I think I'm the first lad she's attracted to
MUTE LAS DOESNT EXIST NOBODY CARES
isnt she just friend zoning you atm?
She does, lad. How can the arc develop if she isn't real?
tfw you get big and passive because nothing can eat you and then humans come around
Andrew Neil said "are nige"
They used to make condoms out of fishskins
it's not my vagina, it's the condom
No, she's just a bit confused because she's never been with a lad. She did say she is attracted to me but she said she wasn't sure if it was platonic or romantic attraction, bit weird tbh. but we did have a bit of a cuddle after dinner and coffee recently, gave her a few kisses on the cheek, didn't want to rush with a kiss on the lips as it might have been too much for her. She's said she doesn't want a relationship at the moment due to her mental health issues and not being over her ex etc
worst part it looks like a grandmumm y
I thought mutelass was a mutelezz, or did you backtrack on that arc?
Her ex gf doesn't even live near, she sometimes sees her when she visit her family in uni breaks but tbh I think it's her being stupid and hanging onto something that is not going to ever be again
Zig Forums has turned into bumsnet
imagine never hearing her say i love you
this will be your life lad
Don't lad. she may get her voice back at some point. I think it's psychological
when you give her a good Rodger and she cried out in pleasure
She can figure shit out while your baby grows in her belly lad. Doubt she'll ever be "fixed", just bee urself lass.
SA's post history
I hope, lad
that new Louis doc
If you want children with a lass, never show her that doc
hullo MY FRIEND DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT DRAG QUEEN STORYTIME
Hope you don't check everyone's post history lad
own it lad
kek, the state.
wait, lad. Is aca44e SA?
we are too late
tfw probably wont get to elaborate on my short girl arc
*sees this in my hands*
tbh I stand for everything I have posted tbh
What is that lad?
Mute lass is 5'4, absolutely qt. She tripped up and fell into my chest when we hugged because she was on her tip toes, we cuddled for a bit
*turns up melvins to drown out the gay shite ITT*
the guardian thinks this is newsworthy
Lad… I thought we were brothers
Mr Steiner doesn't wish to be disturbed right now please step off
user gets mutelass
Dadfag gets his Brexit lass
We’re all gonna make it lads.
WE GOT HIM LADS
Oh God. Hope that isn't common
I'm not banned at the moment smh lad, unlike you
turning on me over a fakkin joke
I see how it is watch yourself lad
One lass on the doc leaves the unit, goes to a hotel, drinks and takes loads of pills to kill herself
might've just been because of the cameras tbh
just a short lass at work who likes star trek and lotr, she keeps moving close to me then stepping back then stepping back into my space. shes like 5ft or something not really at the stage to know if she is actually in to me or that's just what shes like
No lad, she already did it once before. She's definitely fucked in the head and it's nothing for TV
we'll see whether she wants to live or die after a round with the night shift boys tbh
Summer break is alomst here, it’s a good time to start lifting and dieting to look attractive for school or uni.
Marmite on toast for dinner
She seems like a nice lass in it too
looks a bit like Sara Pascoe tbh
we cuddled for a bit
just don't like suicide, threats of suicide or blackpilled beta bitch Zig Forumsbois talking about wanting to die tbh smh simple as tbh
No bully lad smh, not a poof, want to stick my willy in her while she makes awkward noises
Had a dream that she spoke
Sounds like a nightmare
It’s better she’s mute. She won’t nag you.
B retty gud post lid!
Tbf her voice sounded awful in it
Probably was a nightmare
next tiem tel 'er she's got 10 seconds ter sho' ya 'er 'ole or yer dropin' 'er of in Bradferd Sentral wer ahmed and maets wil unleesh carnedge
yuo got ter lern ter nergortiate propa wiv lases lad
in all likelihood she is unironically possessed by demons
That's rite, confirm to the will of the board, lad. Tbh we should allow the board to decide the direction of the arc if you're going to post about it
I still believe she’s real.
me too lad
DR E MICHAEL JONES ON RED ICE
apparently kikes are trying to extort money out of based poland because of muh holocaust shit
I also still believe
i believe that she will win was ten years ago
they want all the prime property in the main cities returned
cos Poland was smashed during the war lots of property is gone and boundaries redrawn and new owners for years and also new buildings straddling old areas and plots, legal nightmare
they keep trying and Poland keeps saying fuck off
they've been trying for decades
tfw I was on chans 10 years ago
tfw it was 10 years ago, 10 years ago
Thinking about it now, I was on 4chan in 2008 and suspected my house mate to be Habbo hotel admin.
Thanks lads, don't let the jealous bully mods censor me. Mercia looks like the momo challenge smh
So you’re finally getting inside her pants. How did that happen?
So you’re finally getting inside her pants
I'm not lad, but I'm possibly getting closer (her anxieties makes her hard to figure out as she doesn't open up much, I do try to get her to open up more though)
Watching the banned soph, lads
She's not blonde
got a light lad
You don’t need a woman to open up more… learn from Trump: grab’em by the pussy.
no jeans-wearing lassy whose pussy i can grab
Tbh I think for her it's a balance of both, she's not the most confident
tfw she wears jeans
does she speak with her arse?
Not heard her fart tbh, I farted while we were having dinner keeeeeeek. Hope she didn't notice
lassies are attracted to lads who fart assertively tbh. Nothing says beta like holding your farts in. A fart is confidence in gas form
Shy girls are the biggest whores, in my experience.
absolutely vile tbh
wew all those on her hand
tbf it wasn't while we were eating, it was while I was finishing my beer and we were chatting
I thought she was mute.
lads keep doing this
She types on her phone
Noticed this half Libyan half English lass keeps looking at me, she rejected me like a year ago but she keeps looking at me
eating infront of or around other people
where does this occur
Post what she sent you that made you feel you will get her pussy this weeked.
I love hijacking shit threads because mine never pick up
Lad I was talking about her typing on an app on her phone in person. She's warming up to me more and more
Did you actually touch her? Kissed? Hold her hand, or held in your arms?
We've held hands a bunch of times, held her in my arm/arms, kissed her on the cheek a few times
This is a lass with OCD too, I'm guessing she wouldn't let anyone do that kind of thing
ywlts sentient tranny neovaginas
Use this trick… when you have a good time and sit close together indicate you will tell her something into her ear, she will oblige you kiss her earlobe and neck, then lips. Always worked for me.
kiss her earlobe
tfw the stretched out earlobe is too big to fit in your mouth
just suck on it smh
when you see a beautiful lass and ask yourself why she's on a dating site
then you see she has 2 kids
Catfish her into driving to a restaurant, then just leave her there, don't show up.
If kids are white, just ask her out. Mummies make great entry level girlfriends. I’m chatting with one right now.
I won't go into a relationship with the intent of practicing
I am not a meanie
I won't go into a relationship with the intent of practicing
hoping to see the wholesome lass online again, been away for a few days. She might have been scooped up though smh
'ate demons lad
tfw the golden age of TF2 updates has passed
Tess Holiday pretending she can even have a child
It’s not difficult. I’m meeting this one next weekend.
doesn't have kids
that's not a mummy though
and god I hate dating it sounds so artificial. Guess it's second nature to normies though
This was earlier in the day, talking with a mummy now.
don't want to ruin my body by having a kid tbh
Well you don't need training, right? you sound like you have experience so you're considering getting with the mummy for life?
Not for life, a local fuck-buddy perhaps or just one off.
Okay. Don't ever respond to any of my posts ever again.
Not everyone here has a bad luck with women. Give up your attitude lad.
now he's strawmanning me
tfw being radicalised by banter
Hate people with big bug eyes
Online dating is not difficult, just keep it LOCAL
but I like the idea of stealing a lass away from her family and friends and getting her all to myself
he didn’t get my reference to Joe Owens
I did, you did capitalise it. smh
she sounds disgusting lad
Only virgin mutelasses for me
but I'll need to get a babysitter
quality pug, thanks lad
Phil Collins knows whats up
Definitely not a wife material, but she looks fit.
She has twins.
that could have been 22st
Could do with a cigarette out of his mouth as well
In addition to the straw?
Meeting the Twins-mummy at 1pm on Tuesday, few drinks at my local pub and a stroll to mine. We’ve go till 6pm. You jellly?
either that or have one in his hand
No, sounds grim
No because it's not something I'd want and using a woman is not something I approve of either.
Imagine how loose that mummy will be
smh that doesn't matter lad.
the darkest reaches of the internet
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I hope you find a woman of your dreams who was saving herself for you. You desrve it.
I shall report on Tue after 6pm when she’s gone.
Thanks, lad. You're a goodlad for not strawmanning us.
I love him lads
I’m 43 so most of you must be half my age and double my weight. My wife has died in a car crash 7 years ago, we didn”t have kids, were putting it off for later that has never happened.
double my weight
Probably right tbh keeek
I'm sorry, lad. Still getting 31 year old lassies though, looks like you could still have a family.
tfw playing f zero gx
tfw the nostalgia
tfw no new f zero for over a decade
43 year old lad is telling me to kiss the earlobes of a virgin 18 year old mute lass
Thank you. I really want a family now, seeing dads my age with their kids makes me so jelly. Probably more jelly than you seeing me getting all the pussy.
The youngest woman I was a on a date with was 23 (years, not st), but generational divide was too large or she was just really dumb. Make of it what you will, but get fit and it will help with women.
It will work. Trust me. That’s how I’ll act with mummy on Tuesday.
conservative Americans get a win for once with abortion
right wing talking head women signal against it
I don’t even want to think that I may have fucked women who murdered kids in their wombs. A good argument for sticking with mummies.
I guess that's true, women who still go through and have the child today when you have doctors and nurses advising them to kill it. I remember being in high school and kind of pushing a girl to have an abortion which I regret strongly now. Luckily she didn't listen and now she's living with the child and the lad she had it with.
will things ever get better lads?
of course they will lad
things just keep to seem getting worser lad. I am sllowly becoming a wagecuck at least I will make more monies and my only hope rn is that one day I can open my side business as handyman but idk it all just seems like drudgery to me
THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGHT FOR ME
*pulls pants up higher*
Encourage them to get married. Talk to the guy.
Yes. Christ will come and kill all scoobydoos and the rest of his enemies, then he will make all things new.
I just want to be a cowboy and have a nice family in my swamp with a nice lass
I think you'll get more spirit once you have a wife and child
I don't know them anymore. This was 9 years ago.
You should get some bracessuspenders for those trousers, lad, like the cowboys. Already have the hat.
I have many pairs of braces, I have ratnik ones and USMIL ones they are both very nice. the ratnik ones are good but the US ones are good for unhooking when you have to poo. I don't have a cowboy hat only a coonskin hat though smh
What about your boxers, lad?
It’s not difficult at all or Are you even trying?
no I would rather be alone than be a part of that
That doesn't make sense to me. What does it matter where you find the girl?
that porno groove country-funk fusion
I think he meant the hookup culture implied in my screenshots.
probably a new id, but it’s ec10cd here
no pet cow
impressed by the lads who tamed the aurochs tbh
I guess it’s good morning!
Yeah. One of those animals that takes a big poopy on the guns germs and steel book.
Bale took the NA pill
also I have that exact facial hair except in shite rusty blond
you should braid matches into it and set them afire like some wild pirate
‘I’ve sacked people for sitting down’: Undercover inside JD Sports
My uber driver was a Qtard. He picked me up from my house, and was listening to classical music. (He was like late 50's, white, ""conservative"" type, basically a "boomer") I was like, hey, do you always listen to classical music? (its sort of uncommon, but not out of the ordinary) And he was like "yeah, i hate modern music." cool i said I like richard wagner, Haydn, Gluck…. and then he said some shit like, modern music sucks, such degeneracy, and I was like fuck yeah your a smart guy, and then I went on about how plastic music is today yaddah yaddah yaddah. And because it was a 20min drive, our convo ended up being about politics (go figure) and he said "Well user, you know that Q and trump are trying to kill the deepstate and bitcoin is going to be the means in which it is done" He looked me in the eyes through the rear view mirror to see how I would take it. I was like WTF. I said Q is kushner and is a fucking pied piper. I said the god damn juden are the ones fucking us over and trump is Israels lapdog. He was like "well you know, the scoobydoos are gods chosen people….." and I was like Jesus wasn't even a scoobydoo, He was an Israelite… He stopped me and was like well you know the tribes are like an olive branch dot dot dot (whatever fag) Anyways I told him that the scoobydoos are fucking us over, Kushner is a POS, Proudly owns a building with the address 666, The scoobydooish star is that of remphan, Hitler was nearly correct about everything, and that he needs to listen/read E Michael Jones (only recommendation I could of think of, I was so taken aback by what the fuck this guy was going on about, mother fucker thought that Jeff Sessions was Q lol, He's as out of touch as Mike Pence lol, I was like that guy went after pot in 2017 and could likely not even work a computer) and that the only way to win the game is not play; ie remove the juden, remove the problem. Last few minutes was silence. I didn't go off, I didn't sperg, I could just tell that he was sort of surprised that I had an indepth knowledge of the topics he was talking about and couldn't formulate the questions to ask me at that moment. I seriously half expected to get a random text from him an hour later to talk more; of which I would of happily met with him and discussed the above mentioned shit, I just was headed to the bars and had pussy on my mind. (the folly of man, I hate the bitches, but I love the ass) The night was awesome, got black out drunk, didn't bang the bitch i was shooting for, but did lay her down the next night. Is she the one? idk. She's Hella Cute, but her sister legally changed her name, and became an escort and her dad is a CFO with a coke problem and she has a brother that was on heroin (fuck you Sassoon family) She's smart as fuck and knows that her family around her is fucked up, but she likes to drink to cope…. Which regardless of how good her qualities are, that ALWAYS becomes a problem in the long run (there is an age gap between us, I have seen it before) Anywayz anons, party on. God Bless!
Not locked up just forced out
Islamic school head forced out after weapons and £400,000 cash found at flat
Homeless man jailed for 20 weeks for sitting on the ground 'without reasonable excuse'
Stupid cunt should have kept weapons and dodgy piles of cash and then he'd only have been forced out of the street and NOT jailed
welfare leech niggers next door chimping out punching and kicking each other while the fem-apes screech when they get backhanded away
mummy trying to report it to the police over the phone while I do nothing but post on Zig Forums
Feeling comfy rn tbh lads
toil starting a bit later today
still cannot be fucking arsed
good morning and goodbye lad
stay safe out there
for ants maybe
thots agreeing to sleep with you before they have even met you
I posted earlier in the thread see It’s not unusual if you lift weights and look good. Happens to Chads like me every day.
I don't struggle with sleeping with slags lad, I'm saying it's not a good thing. I grew out of that shit after I hit 24
Me too, but then the restart happened. Backstory
It’s not very difficult. Very high hopes with this one, since she’s fertile and classy.
they cut out the bit at the end where the headteacher said "we need to teach the children that being gay is normal"
Wish I clipped it tbh, it was in the first time they broadcast it
LABOUR HAVE CALLED OFF TALKS WITH THE TORIES TO PUSH MAY'S EU BILL
"“I am writing to let you know that I believe the talks between us about finding a compromise agreement on leaving the European Union have now gone as far as they can."
to push the bill
<unable to bridge important policy gaps
we shall continue to oppose
They aren't going to support it
naah mate there's 750,000 of us here
a compromise agreement
nice of them to admit they are working against the vote
EngDem's EU election broadcast has a robot voice
Brexit referendum talk collapses
try calling a referendum, start a civil war so you can watch your feet kicking at the end of a rope
this is someone's son
this is someone's genetic legacy
this is someone's hopes & dreams