Headline news: new memi
Bzzz/psst #6666: your lazy fucks edition
Other urls found in this thread:
Wake up, you faggots
goodlad. I thought everything was lost
nice thread number lad
i get up early and would make all the threads if i was a mod tbh
tbh mods set a dangerous precedent by banning threadmakers tbh
Let’s make it a vote, replies to you are votes for you to be a mod, replies to me are votes to make schiz a mod.
Good morning lads, it's a lovely day out. Anyone have any plans?
Actually, it’s the middle of the night. I’m planning on cooking some pork chops, and probably showering, since it’s been about a week since I’ve had one, plus I’m covered in lawn clippings. Yourself?
had plans, ruined by family visiting, or rather family of my brother's gf smh. Single mums and druggies who they all hate and talk shit about behind their backs yet pretend to be nice in public. Hate it, lads
Your brother does drugs?
Btw, your get, 44, is the memi of the thread, el 44% meem. Obama was the 44th president, and 44%+56%=100%
He used to. My brother's gf's mother is.
Steiner would tell you to pray, lad.
personally lad, I'm planning on taking myself for a bit of a walk. It would be a shame not to.
Why? For whom or what?
math(s) education is extremely poor, lad, in the uk. Worse than the states smdh
For serenity. There’s a short prayer called the serenity prayer.
Go for it lad. Put some weights in a rucksack and train for the race war.
I’d best not tbh. In America, walking, especially at night = crazy person. Meanwhile, jogging = good middle-class chappie.
Why are you telling us about shartica lad
That's good I guess. I can't change it and I don't care to. I wish that part of the family just stayed away. The fact that they all act happy together then stab each other's back right after they leave doesn't sit well with me.
You may as well learn about your new home, if you manage to get off the island before you wind up in a kebab smh
I'll die in the race war.
It’s lower-class behavior, lad. I’m not sure how the middle-class is in the UK, but here it’s a bunch of shit I cba to do to fit in, so I have no class, so to speak. Though I’m learning French, mostly to troll.
You’ll be missed, lad.
Is Nigel Farage the New Donald Trump? | The Last Leg
<no milky lasses
Holding it up like it’s some miracle that processed meat can come out of a staffed factory looking like that
So fucking poor they’d eat that goddamned trash.
that pic looks like where I live except different trees more boreal less mixed deciduous
this song gives me feels
The fact that they all act happy together then stab each other's back right after they leave
Backbiting is definitely a plague on humanity. People talking about absent people in a way that they wouldn't dare to speak to their face.
ywn be a big lad
It's pretty nice here. I drove through 4 hours of forest dominated by coniferous trees when I had the route that went north. It's more mixed here and along the coast.
I'm coming to rape you 22st.
when I worked in a school as a teacher's assistant I was the only male assistant out of 25, and out of 100 people who worked at the school there were only 7 men. Every Monday the assistants had a meeting and the topic was talking about people behind their backs, something they all did, about others to me. Just leave me alone.
those who just talked shit about someone to me who then raised the issue of it in the meeting
Why would you rape me?
To punish you for lying about being welsh those many moons past.
based nip cartoons
Just kill me, don't rape me, lad.
22st will be flogged, keelhauled, made to run the gauntlet, hanged, drawn and quartered for his barbarian insolence.
<me overseeing the public torture and humiliation of insubordinates
Wales should be proud I represent them. This year I will get fit, get a hunting licence and get a gf. My arc is the most successful arc on Zig Forums
You will never be a nobleman lad.
another day in paradise lads
When do you sleep, lad?
You need to escape like are chris.
Boomer next door starts hammeribg away at exactly 10am
he didnt wake up at 6am
That land full surely hastens to its end
Where public sycophants in homage bend
The populace to flatter, and repeat
The doubled echoes of its loud conceit.
Lowly their attitude but high their aim,
They creep to eminence through paths of shame,
Till, fixed securely in the seats of pow'r,
The dupes they flattered they at last devour.
He didn't go to sleep at 3am
from 12 to 5:30 today I guess
He didn't wake up at 4am
Its a busy day lads and the gym opens at 6.
Lad… give your body some sleep ffs
Did you go to bed at 9pm?
wes thu hal
smh I'd love chasing pigs
good morning fellow meatsuit can you feel it? can you feel the wind blowing through your rib cage, barren, black? can you feel it? empty scent of a lost memory, wasted day down a lane in some worn suit just an empty sputtering motor looking for fuel so it can scream its slavery to the hands that press its button
dude chill out just wank to some porn or order a pizza what's gotten into you?
Did you go to bed at 9pm
9-10. No point adjusting it unless I'm spending the evening out.
tbh just netflix and chill a bit.
Nice my friend I respect getting at least 7 hours sleep a night.
ywn storm the Quatre Bras
*makes you send a company to die for a hill, only to concede it again the next morning*
*digs tunnels and punji traps*
*arms women and children*
*attacks after agreeing ceasefire*
anyone had messed up dreams lately
had a dream i was being chased by vietcong through the jungle was fucking terrifying, can't imagine lads who were stranded or shot down and had to go through that.
At least the guy banned abortion.
Purely to raise nog birth rates
north Vietnamese were actual cancer and the south should've won tbh okthankyou
why tho they were literally a fake memi country of the french colonial elite establishment
ywn be norf
Yeah I had a dream I was trapped in a horror game getting jumpscares and having to repeat this level like it was a haunted house or something. Ended up just going mental and punching the monster.
Yes. The burgers failed.
go ahead and hit me mfer go ahead c'mon
tfw Joe Owens comes to the event looking for a heir to his nationalist party and philosophy while you're in the ring
The State of Vietnam referendum of 1955 determined the future form of government of the State of Vietnam. It was contested by Prime Minister Ngô Đình Diệm, who proposed a republic, and former emperor Bảo Đại.
Though published counts showed Diệm winning the election with 98.2% of the vote, the referendum was widely marred by electoral fraud.
In the capital, Saigon, Diệm was credited with more than 600,000 votes, although only 450,000 people were on the electoral roll.
He accumulated tallies in excess of 90% of the registered voters, even in rural regions where opposition groups prevented voting.
Newspapers in the [American] Midwest hailed Diệm's win as a triumph for democracy and extolled the new president as a champion of democracy.
Reader's Digest called it an "overwhelming endorsement" and dubbed Diệm a "beacon of light, showing the way to free people".
meant to post this
keeeeeeeeeeeek I love how the short guy is so cocky but he just gets rocked.
U fkn wont sum?
It was mind games bro
I liked Ho Chi Minh tbh
Võ Nguyên Giáp was 100x better though
Funny way of spelling Ngô Đình Diệm
Diem was a c*cklic ricenigger
Honestly all the Vietnamese were pretty good, surprised they were able to sustain so many losses (both manpower and battles) and keep going.
I highly recommend Nixon's book "No More Vietnams"
They were fighting for their home, giving up wasn't an option.
wew that coffee made me have to poo lads
I cannot even imagine having to wear those shitty jungle boots for months on end
Lad the north was literally run by incompetent, corrupt, brutal communist cadres who sent innocent peasant lads into the meat grinder for years and lied to the NLF in the south that once they had defeated the 'Imperialist invaders' there would be a wonderful workers paradise. In reality the untold human suffering of the vietnamese people in endless human wave offensives was sacrificed so that a group of psycohpathic commies, who sent their own children abroad to be educated while banning the radio for the impoverished peasants they ruled over, could implement a planned economy system that was already failing around the world and would inevitably fail in vietnam. Once they won it was a fight between various communist cadres and security organisations to sequester the best houses and spoils of war for themselves while the veterans who fought recieved near nothing. Soldiers who had been shot and lost limbs, boys of 14, 15, 16, were sent back on trains packed so tightly that there was barely room for them to move. Wounded Viet Cong veterans with malaria, sickness, blindness, reported having their ears bombarded with ironic party propganda blasted from loudspeakers into their ears about giving no mercy or humanity to the southerners in victory while they were trying to rest on the journey home, upon which they arrived to recieve zero welcome or reward for their fighting, the average people didn't care. The indigenous guerillas in the South found with disbelief that their entire sacrifice was nullified and the Northern politburo would take full command of the government and army, despite their promises years beforehand not to 'Communise' south vietnam, their fight was meaningless and gained them no sympathy.
Basically was a whole shit sandwich and while the Southerners had a lot of problems at least under the south you had freedom of speech, religious freedom greater than under the gommies despite the leaderships catholic boner nepotism, and a massively increased standard of living. And now there's mcdonalds in hanoi anyway so what was the point tbh
Apparently Vietnam is quite nice tbh.
They have to do the maccies rap in Vietnam. Globohomo won.
it's 1st air cav for me lads
Balut and crammed dog cages tbh
wonder what would happen if the yanks never got involved after the viet minh btfo the french at dienbienphu and there wasnt a brutal war just grorious vietnam defeating the french and that was the end of the tragedy hmm
ywn wear nightmare vision goggles as you slaughter a village full of women and kids
it's the 4e régiment de hussards for me lads
Communism really failed to be the alternative it was billed to be tbh, shame everything is tainted by it's presence.
they would still have had a war with the khmer rouge and with china
not songs about killing Frenchmen
Is manspreading nazism?
Closest to Naziism out of all seating postures, I think. Naziism has that idea of warring for space.
and that was the end of the tragedy
Ho Chi Minh, with Soviet and Chinese backing, would have pursued grorious revorution anyway and slaughtered the South
its the otherside of the same coin, it still views all reality as the standing reserve, instead of existing for the benefit of the economic profit margin, it exists to create total surplus. its still just nihilism
tfw toil's over soon and you haven't killed anyone yet
a forest is an expression of god full of millions of perspectives of god constantly changing, a forest is not the holdings of the paper company, nor is it the people's forest for the manufacture of rifle stocks.
Yeah, but there's a verse in the Bible saying that this world will "wear out like a garment" before the end.
The world will end and we will all be in God's garden doing deadlifts with Jesus.
that is still the standing array tbh, the stones of mars have no utility because nobody is there to render them into the standing array. the stones of the ancient eons before man were just stones, same with the carboniferous forests, they were just the daily drama of giant salamanders and their terrible, short violent lives in the muddy earth but now they are percentages and depths for tubes to render them into fuel so that the prices of cellphones can maintain the profit margins of the apple corporation so they can increase the numeral salaries of a project manager that they might use numerals to procure food that ancient salamanders simply ate when the need arose through force of will
Don't see the point
End of the sentence reminds me of how giant farms have gotten now, yet the people living on them don't make much if any food for themselves, and have to buy food for the money they get from what they sell smh
Take the objectivism pill. Rand viewed the ability to generate wealth, outside of inheritance, government meddling and asset stripping, as a byproduct of personal willpower and ingenuity, solid proof of the fruits of works being worthwhile to society because of willingness to pay for services/goods provided. Money was never the bottom line for proper capitalism, but only a means of exchange of merit. It's a nice sentiment.
yeah the way farming works where my grandma lives the big rich families gobble up thousands of acres as lease by some corporation, generally soy or beats for manufacuturing sugar or soy sauce then they mass produce that while the small town near them exists generally to service their tractors or refuel their cars and and the families in the town generally either become criminals or work in the gas station/ tractor repair shop or do drugs and commit suicide
sounds like what happened with enclosures in the tudor period
I think that the british gentry at least produced high culture. the rural flyoverian gentry is generally just interested in boomerist menes like big trucks and boats and bimbo blondes
not into individualist randroid shite imo
Need land reforms and Georgist LVT taxation tbh.
When will the US prison population revolt do you think lad?
To be quite honest with you this is a based comment.
sad cause vietnamese lads are just like us lads, but the leadership was insectoid meat grinder psychos
I have no idea I think the level of brainwashing here is so much more advanced than even in the soviet union.
Orwell said the real victory for the authorities isn't when they get a dejected obedience from spiritually crushed serfs, but when they make their captives love their prison.
even our own mythology is coopted. I think the fact that the there has only been one widely popularized anti government war in the USA makes it hard for rebels to seem legitimate. there have been countless ones in the nations of europe. also the midwest should have become more secessionist during the 80s when the first farm collapse happened but people generally just ignored it while the rurals killed themselves. tbf this year is the start of yet another farm collapse. trump probably started it and its going to finalize the transition of the midwest into sino-internationalist owned latifundia
kids are now debating politicians on climate
it's so cringe the kids have such an awful entitled tone in their voice, full of emotional non-arguments. Why isn't Stef part of the curriculum?
Literally why would you listen to a child?
yeah the bootlicker contingent in the right is pure cancer and the use of random pointless social issues to divide the populace like poop-penis marraige rights and lop it off rights serve to prevent any form of anti oligarchical populism from forming. the elites learned to STOMP on it in the late 1800s. william jennings bryan was IMO the last american politican who could have challanged the american oligarchs outside of smedley butler's memi rebellion of elites (the McCormick dynasty and the midwestern paper corporations)
To correct them?
charles manson dindu nuffin, look at what the US media turned him into.
Yes. These children must be corrected.
in the end politicians will cave to the kids demands as they are the ones who told the kids what to believe through school
all those news articles about how brave and smart kids are for skipping school
totally not being controlled like puppets you guys. Totally not just being kids who wants to get a day off school and do something more exciting
Because they are the future, lad.
These still happen anywhere?
Public education is scary lad.
when kids are smart and we have to listen to them but all they do is ad hom and strawman
Big if true
Where was it that a teacher bullied a kid for not skiving off school to go and protest? Germany I think. Probably other places too as teachers are huge bullies.
this is actually an important part of world history no matter how 'irrelevant' it is because it represents a huge shift in food production power worldwide toward a corporate globalist system
in the end politicians will cave to the kids demands as they are the ones who told the kids what to believe through school
Anti-German espionage in WW2 was nicknamed the "Red Orchestra",
[Germans] referred to resistance radio operators as "pianists", their transmitters as "pianos", and their supervisors as "conductors".
The current situation in Britain is like a Globohomo "Pink Orchestra".
All crime is "hate" crime wtf is the world coming to.
smh can't believe Germans executed traitors during war, lads
just more gender war shite to ruin relationships even further. mgtowfags are probably cheering
Redundant in the extreme, since malicious crime is already motivated by hate.
Reminder that the north vietnamese leadership were disgusted with anti-vietnam war movement in the USA and while it helped their cause they thought it pathetic that many americans wouldn't support their own country kek
when you watch an English-speaking film about a concentration camp in German class because it's really just a badly disguised white guilt class
support their own country
yeah its just a form of trauma based mind control for scoobydoory
If Bangface weekenders at butlins still count?
At the time it was seen as a war to uphold american prestige and stop the spread of gommunism is southeast asia, which it probably did by showing the US was willing to fight a long horrifically costly war with a huge international coalition to try and prevent any country turning red, tbf.
Still don't think it was worth it because vietnam is an irrelevant backwater that has no strategic value.
Mayby, when I went to Butlins some Welsh girls in the cabin next to us did spend both nights in there cabin taking amphetamines.
Did you shag them lad?
smdh we should be promoting the nuclear family and encouraging alottments and personal farms and gun ownership so men can be self sufficient but i guess anyone in power wouldn't want to create threats to their own rule like that
American class and we watch a brutal film where Americans massacre injuns
Australian class and we watch a film about an abbo kid taken away from her family or something
India class and we watch how the evil Brits bullied Gandhi
South-Africa class and we watch how Nelson Mandela uses terrorism in self-defense against the whites
America bonus marathon class and we watch films about slavery, Jim crow, Martin Luther king Jr. and Rodney King etc.
We actually watched all that shit, I'm not joking.
I dreamed that Millenial Woes did a guest starring role on GIlmore Girls. It was messed up to say the least.
mi5 probably beamed it into your head with their dream ray to reduce his popularity lad
they probably shot him with oestrogen darts and ones that make him crave pizza and coke too smh
yeah it would be very doable but not under this system
Time which would once have been spent on learning about our own culture's religion and myths is instead spent on this indoctrination
Late stage civilisational decline
all these poor farmer lads :'(
seems like the government barely helped them its like trumps trade war again smh
those lefties on twitter kvetching about english nationalist leafleting because they want to learn 'english history'
wish i could turn them into history with a big death ray
there is a longer documentary on it but it can be esoteric and it is too /yank/
we're watching the bossmen genocide film
Yeah your probably right as usual Westie. MI5 are trying to destroy Woes. I think my first ever wank was thanks to Gilmore Girls propaganda pushing degenerate mother/daughter fantasies.
tfw you can't ask for a raise because that's what the Naztoil gang did before they incarcerated all the bossmen in their own wagiecages and gassed them with the exhaust of their vans
Why did they add "inaccurate" in one of the boxes?
The strategic value was in stopping to red tide. Laos, Cambodia and Vietnam were lost to the commies, US was shown to be ineffective in international conflict and ineffective in standing by allies. Failure to keep the peace in Vietnam after US troop withdrawal destroyed US foreign policy for decades after. The Vietnamization strategy was sound. It would've been worth winning. The commies could've crushed the US militarily after nam, but they ran themselves into the ground economically.
man what an awful leaflet
Should've been like the Australians and separated the US military from the local population too, they used to let vietnamese lads shine their boots and ferry them around, huge hulking yank lads around tiny vietnamese women. The exchange rate kept low so that dollars were like gold. Doesn't exactly project a good image.
Idk the whole war was fucked it's like an impossible war to fight, they really needed to setup the south vietnamese government properly.
banning buddhist symbols in a 90% buddhist country because the leadership was catholic
Laos, Cambodia and Vietnam were lost to the commies, US was shown to be ineffective in international conflict and ineffective in standing by allies.
They could have achieved that much easier by committing the same stand/forces to Africa, rather than picking a country bordering fucking China
That was terrible
yes more laws please
Q predicted this
Are you avin a fkin giraffe?!
Tell me that's not real. Clown World isnt funny anymore, let me off.
They mean young men, right?
dont worry found article, ffs
just wondering if any yanks saw action, or maybe just served in the arse end of WW2 and Vietnam…
immediately there is artificial enthusiasm and cackling
FUCK OFF. God I am tired.
Im knackered today too, work was shit.
Ah here's the bio dad at the door telling me to come upstairs and pretend like I like people
you have saturday shifts too? smh
Yeah busy bank holiday bullshit
Is everyone hungover from celebrating May's resignation and election day?
I accidentally voted for the Brexit party because the fucking arrow tricked me.
when everyone is talking about the latest gossip and you just stare blankly into space and put on a fake smile to fit in
Okay lads. I also have a problem with people talking shit behind others backs.
I've done it a couple of times when younger and always came to regret it.
Anyway, all you say to anyone trying to bring you in on that shit is
'I don't talk shit about people behind their backs'
double ended virtue signal + accusation
they will stfu and feel guilty
win win win
A war like that really is impossible. It shows how “war crimes” only makes war more brutal and deadly.
Quite good sublimal symbolism tbh
i figured out the perfect brit meet
half gram of mandy each
no maybe not
For a second I read that as
I figured out the perfect Zig Forums meet
Given the length of the ballot paper a friendly arrow isn't unwelcome.
skanking at the graveyard rave
oh shit I just remembered. Arrows are a Far right Dog Whistle!
baste memi tbh old red pill stuff is the best material
10th Truro Bn homeguard, for me tbh lads tbh
rory stewart is a goblin tbh
This is unbelievably bad
Youtube deleted the Canadian thots documentary
OK this is just taking the piss now. Its literally just reporting, you could see she tried hard to give an unbiased report of the situation.
What was it about?
Illegal immigration into Europe.
They are pulling the 'Oh no that sucks card' too, laughable
for fucks sake i was going to watch it with a big bucket of popcorn
You can I think but it's not showing up in feeds or to subscribers
Nope I was wrong, they now just wiped it totally
AH of course I bet hey did it because of the EU elections ffs
I watched half of it. how naive I was to think it'd still be here today
All these boxes just waiting to be counted
disgrace tbh no doubt tampered with
Lost votes can't be counted
isnt it meant to happen same day?
They're waiting till this weekend.
because the EU said to
Normally but the Europeans didn't vote on Thursday so the results aren't going to counted until everyone else has so Europe can be unified.
THAT'S TOO MUCH TIME TO TAMPER!1!
its so obvious that they will be tampered with
* im sorry If i dont respond … totally overwhelmed by the amount of messages I’m receiving! I can’t reply to everyone & anyone who sends me abusive /weird messages because I’ve not replied will be blocked ( & yes I’ve received a few)!!
This is why stupid cunts dont make any effort. Meat space is the only place you will have a chance with nice actually fit women.
running social circle game is the only option for non chads
Fucking midget body
Chad just runs a social circle.
Chad is rarely top of the social circle lad
Sweden, it had something to do with that Thunberg woman if I recall
You'd be surprised how easy it is for certain lads to do exactly what women do on social media but in reverse. I have a mate that does it all the time.
and prossies :^)
do exactly what women do on social media but in reverse
What is that?
Course it is, woman flock to a good looking confident lad, but men have their own hierarchies and Chad usually falls second tier in this especially if it's a long standing group and woman are slaves to the group. It's how us lads used to have sex and girlfriends and why you see 6/10 blokes with qt's all the time out shopping for their food
nobody should have to do that smh
I made a coffee poo post yesterday as well, don't get why it does that smh
Chad usually falls second tier
Just has an online social Rolodex of insta thots he can message for a shag pretty much any time.
Whatever the male who has the combination of bully power, humour and intellegence in the group. He doesn't have to be a model
That is chad.
Wrong, that is LAD
SO I have to bully my mates now?
I dont want a simple minded sket that falls for such things
She'd come with her own shell suit lad.
*buys ten thousand roosh books just so i can game my way into a fake relationship based on constant mental effort *
how about good moral lads and lasses with flaxen hair just fall in love and have a traditional christian romance smh
The power I said, you got to bully sometimes lad when someone is trying to attack your status
Pure fantasy mate.
so-called "national identity"
wasn't christian europe kinda like this with enforced monogamy smh
any proof this isnt a ruse yet?
Game is fake, this is real and how people have operated forever. That's why I said Chad is not always the top, they are not the most popular amongst the blokes because men don't blindly follow good looks ffs. Chad wins on tinder all day long though
Well I do sometimes bully tbh
Like when some swarvey foriegner rides his bike on a one way street and Im coming round the corner
That's it! If I see this girl I like tmr, Ill be a total cunt to someone who looks notably weaker than me, as a vegan she'll love that!
what do they even tell soldiers they are fighting for, mcdonalds lmao
there's a zero hedge article today
Popular Youtuber, Sargon of Akkad is shilling for the tories again
I don't see any massive overarching institutions left lad unless they're there to facilitate the smooth transfer of capital and labour.
modern courtship just seems shite to myself who is a romantic person smh
the future will be gonorrhea thots impregnated via turkey baster smh
Chad encompasses a bit more than just good looks.
modern courtship just seems shite to myself who is a romantic person smh
sounds like they don't know either
30% of men are virgins and bout 60% are basically living life like incels
women do have a maternal instinct believe it or not, however if you took the birth control/abortion idea to the extreme then this might be the only option left.
not a sustainable way for society to function
yeah Im not sure of their sources either
Look as opponents as "Traitors"
doesnt even make sense apart from talking about Brexit maybe. idk this is Clown World tho..and we know the Army has had trouble with National Action members
libs and lefties are traitors tho
Raeper Benjamin do it again
eyes get so strained after extended social events smh
I can believe most of it but the patriot bit seems too far even for them
never seen XRW used before either
messaging mutelass last night
say maybe I should pick her up for hugs in future, equality and all that (she's much shorter than me)
get a reply just now saying "oh boy"
opponents tho, ambiguous word
bit cringe, lad. Do don't say
It was a joke tbf, but I do feel the urge to pick her up next time keeeek
What's he sniffing?
Is that autism?
Why would I lie about autistic shit like that?
Christ lad leave her alone
dont like this fanfic
Love pork pies me, tbh
nothing ambiguous about traitors
Lad, not you too
It is pretty gay tbf.
I don't think so. I think it's just anxiety and awkwardness
She's looking forward to it
what are opponents if not traitors? Just straight up enemies, this is implying that there are traitors in the Army, which is pretty obvious. It comes of like a HR SJW scorned
That's what I can't figure out in my head, whether it's a good oh boy or a bad oh boy smh
Well you'll know the next time you see her by the way she acts
Are you lads watching the boxing later? Tyson Fury's pikey cousin is taking on a Leaf.
She's already said she doesn't want a relationship at the moment smh, but there are moments where bits of her shine through that seem like she might want something. She has said she finds me attractive as well (I asked keeek)
Thought that was a norf memi from the thumbnail at first
the Jerry bashing @2:00
Popular Youtuber, Sargon of Akkad for President tbh
sargo forever tbh
Honestly shit like this would have the opposite effect to the average normaltard squaddie. They're gonna read that and be like 'baz is a nazi??? - nah, these people are talking shit'.
tempted to print it off and go down to the recruitment shop in town this week and ask them some questions
the bloke wearing a "fuck antifa" t-shirt
the fat lads in the ingsoc hoodie
Just finished watching the Borderless documentary tbh.
Thought it was taken down, lad? Bitchute?
I fear you might have fucked it up lad
No the lass reuploaded it.
There's basically nothing to fuck up lad
He might have got a pity kiss on the lips tbf
Spirits = Thoughts
Evil Spirits = Evil Thoughts
I once asked a girl to kiss her. And it worked. And we had sex 3-5 times a night for a year til I dumped her.
Ignore these incel cockblockers inflaming insecurities
you are never going to stick ur bent duck into her fetid hole lad
get over it
It's so comfy being isolated from mainstream society. So peaceful.
The documentary kept cutting to black people and it put me off smh lad
when are the MEP results coming out? I'm bored
Sunday night I think.
Count starts tomorrow night lad
results being tampered with as we speak
the absolute state
It's interesting how it only takes one generation to normalise what seems like extreme degeneracy to the older generations. Kids today think it's normal and unremarkable for men to lust after other men. It just needs to be taught as normal while they're growing up and they accept it as reality.
Previous generations are like outdated Iphones, no longer useful to the oligarchs; so it's going to be interesting if we get to see the Tumblr generation react to the normalisation of a certain Greco-Roman practice.
led by donkeys revealed as middle class deano wannabes
the only reason any of this shit happens is to lower birth rates further imo
so right now they are pushing feminism really hard as that has proved to be the most effective method
It looks like a yank made it.
add 'istan' to British place names
describe multicultural cities as 'lost'
'white only' communities
There was a big gay march in brum today which includes gay Pakis and blacks as a protest to the troubles at the schools.
Difficult to say what the next milestone of degeneracy but at this rate I wouldn't be surprised at live broadcasted necrophilia in the street before the watershed or a phase or gender neutral pensioners sewing the dead cocks of livestock onto their body all in the name of love, identity and equality.
Still like 60s aesthetic tbh
Ugh, those marches. I remember stepping out of the train station at York and seeing one of the parades; it had people carrying obscene symbols in the sight of children. Those events are shows of force for humiliation purposes.
I definitely think we're going to end up with the infamous Greek sin. Look at how degeneracy pioneers like Harry Hay and Allen Ginsberg openly supported NAMBLA, and are still celebrated; and how we're already being primed to believe that kids can "consent to change their gender", etc.
love jethro tull me
based flute solos
saw that on BBC news
2 Pakis at front
~99% white crowd at sides and behind them
Had to kill a blackbird this morning lads my neighbours cat was torturing it so I put him out of his misery, feel horrible tbh
isn't this exactly what WE are doing via this anonymous image board?
lad the atheist/nihilist revolution is more like centuries than generations
different tbh there are no consequences from talking on here
this is public
i call you rude words to your screen
Smh, well done though lad.
Yeah, true. Just wanted to point out how every generation gets disposed of like useful idiots in the USSR.
this ad almost put me off joining my local gym; but their tricks don't work all the time
Generations also seem to be taught to dislike each other which further weakens community links.
Join Now on the forehead
Looks like she's about to pop tbh
I wonder how long she's been holding it in
lying through their teeth
It hits them when they get older and will want to kill themselves for wasting their lives
Tbh lad, I wonder what the qualifications are to be a expert in happiness
believing the bullshit self deluded harpies tell them
any lad got the full size of this drawing okay thank you
It's from that gay game SA was playing a while back that no one cared about but he he kept spamming shite from it
Girl on my course waves to me in the library
She comes over to talk to me, and we both go outside to chat
She says she’s going to the shop for some M&Ms
When she comes back I approach her and ask for her number
Should've decked her right there and then tbh. Feel sorry for (you) though lad that's brutal
girl asks me if we can hang out while we do our coursework
I sit there for the entire time in silence, doing my work
she never speaks to me again
At least you tried lad.
She probably wanted you to say something like 'so we can play fortnite together', you dullard.
You went for it way too early lad. You need to actually talk/flirt to get her interested before asking. Smh
He's Jordan Peterson pilled
not washing your penis
Here's a great idea. Let's have another remainer PM!
tfw fall in love with girls super quick
the sheer arrogance
Anyone have his app?
see a cute lass on the bus
picture our lives together
keeeeek the propaganda is even too abrasive to boomerpilled lads now
Just looked her up and she's literally a model who did some acting so I guess she was just way out of my league and a bit of a cunt about it.
she's literally a model
Stay away from them lad, all nutters
damn, must be all those Zig Forums viewers I brought him
Had to kill a blackbird this morning lads my neighbours cat was torturing it so I put him out of his misery, feel horrible tbh
you mean a crow or a raven? fuck those cunts anyway.
dead thread already?
51 fucking UIDS
what you lads doing? jerking off?
give me some fucking content
words are weapons
sharpen your blades
The feels lad, I couldnt just stand idly by and hear him suffer tbh
It was a quick death
don't remember this scene tbh
Is it worth a watch lad?
lasses do that too lad its just that they do it with chads instead of normal lads
Just watched drive, good film tbh but has subversive elements in it and quite a retarded ambiguous ending that I didn't like
lul lass @ 1:22
Good lad for watching, did you watch it because of my posting last night?
yes, been meaning to for the memmies but don't have the attention span to watch most films, also I have a great dislike for you now that I found out you are a tallfag
Fucking kek, didn't reply either
I still haven't watched drive.
just boomers saying WE AINT RACIST
did you send that to someone
not one of these people thought about taking one for the team and just doing him in there and then
more meta drama
it's not all milk and honey for tall lads lad. most tall lads are either lanky or overweight, when you're tall it seems harder to have that nice ottermode body type.
don't remember it tbh. the books are ok though. the last page of a diary is always sad. the author not really knowing it's his last entry
No a gal sent them to me after I went into a autistic rage when she didn't reply straight away
Yes but on the other hand you'll never be a cockney chimney sweep denied a career like Essex.
piss off with your false modesty, women love tall men they are obsessed with them you don't even have to put any effort in, if I was 6ft my life would be 3 times easier than it is now
Are you the bloke that's 5'10?
autistic rage when she didn't reply straight away
lad don't it makes you seem desperate, women are obsessed with their phones and are on them all day if she doesn't reply it means she isn't interested and she seems so fake in that, just forget about her lad
also I have a great dislike for you now that I found out you are a tallfag
Smh lad, don't hate me just because of my good genes smh
how tall are you lad?
it's not false modesty lad, i've only had about 7 long term gfs in my life
he's the 5'10 lad, lad. He might as well neck it. Maybe he'll be a little taller on death if his neck's snapped
Thew 5'10 straw man now I remember
The obsession over height is just a bullshit modern trend/fad and is a result of the narcissistic worldview promoted by social media. Most women are clueless about height. My sister guessed that I was 6 foot when I am actually 5 foot 8. Just lie about your height and say you are six foot and you will be fine with girls.
i've only had about 7 long term gfs in my life
think he's just doing it for (you)s tbh
How old are you?
you're sister must be a midget, I swear young people are getting taller, I'd say about 30% of the girls I meet are taller than me and I'm supposed to be "average" height, the stats must be wrong because according to them there shouldn't be so many tall ones, old people and ethnics are skewing the figures, 6ft seems to be standard for native lads tbh
i was troleing lads, never had a gf, and i'm approaching the boomer years.
Lad, she sent me that. I'm the one that didn't respond
yeah I know re read what I said
My sister is two inches shorter than me, and she overestimated my height by four inches. Women seem to think that inches are the same length as centimetres.
she's a retard then or you are taller than 5"8
Y-you got the wrong lad
She is a retard. All women are retarded. Also 99% of men are retarded.
the grass is always greener
do you know how many times I hit my head?
6'2 slept with 4 women, turned down many many more
when your little sister buys you an XL jumper for christmas because you seem really big to her but you're actually a lanklet M
How old is this little sister lad?
get te fuck lad
so you look fat
Hand over her snapchat NOW
stop trying to piss me off lad
nice song i guess
you seem really big to her
lads can anyone explain the kissing cheek etiquette, when i go to weddings or some obscure formal event, people ive never even met do that thing where they kiss your cheek but i have no idea what the fuck is going on and just stand there waiting for my cheek to be pecked and it's the most awkward thing, why do people do this?
Lass looks at my general vicinity
Fall in love
people do it because its been imported because of films ,never used to be a thing in this country its a disgrace, I just put my hand out but sometimes that doesn't work and they pull you in for a kiss its terrible
he frequents upper-middle class gatherings
You're in the wrong place lad.
Cheek kissing is more of a Southern European and Eastern European greeting. People who do in Britain are doing it because of some degenerate modern trend/fad imported from foreign countries.
He's a big guy.
more like lower class pretending to be upper-middle class gatherings
I thought 6ft is the average height. Im 6ft and slightly envious of taller guys. Feel powerful near manlets. Its a shame im fat though.
It's great being a man, lads.
Go to kiss them bruv.
when your mum buys you pants and its a 38 waist but aren't even close to fitting
Would you "feel powerful" standing next to 5 foot 6 Putin?
Forgot the pic
Yes I could shove Putin around and order him to buy me a pint.
I only know to kiss with tongues from all the bints Ive snogged when drunk, will be a little weird
Are there any early indications about the results for the EU elections? I know actual results released until tomorrow..
the dutch were allowed exit polls for some reason
50% Lib Dem
You have herpes. I'm sorry.
It's almost as if some impropriety is occurring
That happened to me earlier when I went to my nans. Her sister (my great-aunt) who I dont know all that well was there and when she went to leave she approached. I was sat down and didnt know wether to stand to say goodbye but she is short anyway. Knowing she was a kisser I put my hand out and she grasped it then kissed my cheek. It was really awkward and I didn't kiss back. Played it cool and tried not to be embarrassed when I shook her husbands hand.
Makes u think
Implying no cuk surge
being a medium
How tall are you lad? You must look like a scoobydoo in an Auschwitz photo
dude… i'm 6'1/2"
no i dont mate
been reading the old testament. kings recently
don't think god likes kings tbh
"Junckers right hand man in surprise win while nationalist, eurosceptic and Christian parties are decimated"
i only like psalms and new testament when jesus lived tbh
Esther doesn't care how tall you are lads
Yh you do mate because it catches from such lasciviousness and when you catch it, thats it its permanent.
I think you mean scoobydoos don't like kings
He doesn't like the Book of Isaiah
the next king or the one after will be a scoobydoo
unless harry mercs off his brother and his kids then it'll be a wog
then how come my mouth doesn thave herpe then
It does it is just invisible.
Psalm 11:6 "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them, but to fulfill them."
bulshit ive never shown signs of it
Monarchies used to malfunction because of inbreeding. Today in backwards-world they will malfunction due to miscegnation.
Lad how the fuck can you be a medium at that height smh. I'm a large/xlarge at 6'2
tfw e1d586 actually does have herpes
tbh i just cant remember it
They strait up don't function in modernity.
Implying this lad ain't coming back for what's rightfully his. Does a proper nawty number on the current lot and goes back to direct rule where all national and international affairs are solve by ale drinking contests or bare knuckle bouts.
LEAVE ME ALONE I DONT HAVE HERPES IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M NOT A KISSLESS VIRGIN
it is tho
He commands his people to honour kings in both the Old and New Testaments. Kings also bring their glory into the new Jerusalem in Revelation. Israel was simply the church as a nation, so it was ruled directly by God.
really angry as i watch this new morgoth video. i knoew this shit was happening all along, but it's infuriating to hear about it fro another source
Thou carry the curse about thee, a manacle of thy vice, fetters upon thy spirit, seek salvation and repentance or be damned!!!
Ye all be warned!
mate dont talk to me about salvation and repentance, i know thee
i am not in a state of grace right now but I go to church and seek Gods forgiveness for my sins
My bruvva. My geeza. My king.
You have herpes lad and even God won't save you from that.
state of grace
All you need is faith. Works are the result of faith like flowers are the fruits of a healthy plant. Otherwise the scriptures would be lying when they say that if you simply believe, you will be saved.
white people are TOMMEH fans
red on st georges is blood of her ancestors, which ancestors?
i fucking hate everything about this video, but she could be tamed from a beast into a nice lady once she stops listening to grime music
You're speaking English (barely) luv. Don't like it? Don't speak it. Simple as.
Lad don't preach your hateful bigotted heresy ITT. We are catholics. The bible is not welcome here.
look pal, I am a Catholic (from 2017 onwards) but I often struggle with this, I believe in it all, but I struggle to act or put my belief into action, I continue to masturbate even tho porn is a sin, I continue to act like I'm not Christian but the difference is I feel the guilt and the burden of sin while others feel nothing
tfw didnt realise sarcasm
Immigrants don't even attempt to integrate, they just create there own micronation called 'Landan' or Londonistan where they can rape and leech welfare from whites because all whites are 'raycist'.
Idiot. Fool. Retard.
Sorry to hear that. I had that problem for ages upon ages after I became a Christian. It took literal years for me to stop slipping into cycles of despair and hedonism.
But you can definitely make it if you pray enough and simply put all your strength into trusting God. I'll pray for you.
*thoughts and prayers*
cucked by false transparency
walked past a big graveyard today. i hate them so much, they're such a boomerism. burying your dead relative on a plot of land so they can contaminate the water table and everyone has to look at some gaudy stone monument for the next century at least. we should just leave our dead on beaches and let the sea life and waves dispose of them naturally.
accent of a Jamaican gangster mixed with a Pakistani accent with the inflections of a sassy black American lady
Please tell me more about what it means to be from London.
Wew, imagine Britain's beaches covered in skeletons and rotting corpses.
I agree in that I want to be buried at sea but graveyards are comfy lad. Bet you'd turn them into council flats smh.
tfw the actual londoners are bullied out of existence
i also unironically think any sewage treatment beyond filtering out solid litter is a waste of tax money too. it's fine to pump raw sewage out to sea if you make the pipe long enough. getting rid of secondary and tertiary sewage treatment could save a lot of land and energy.
Buried at sea is a beautiful phrase, tbh.
I wouldn't dance around with him in pyjamas. If little man tried anything i'd knock him out with one punch. That midget Russian supervillan wouldn't know what hit him except for the fact i'd wear an England footy shirt.
She's right tbh, London has got fuck all to do with England and she should get her own flag. And a great big fuck off minefield surrounding it too
Love a good graveyard me.
go to graveyard
get spooked by ghosts and skelletons
i'll pass thanks
"England footy shirt"
Went on a night walk with some friends around a graveyard deep in the countryside. One of my friends is an expert on the local history and gave us a great tour telling us all the local ghost stories. Wonderful place, a small hamlet.
The Ninth Wave is truly a breathtaking masterpiece.
Based Russian Armenian marine painters
keke, yeah that sounds comfy tbh. graveyards are good for history i suppose, but the communist technocrat in me doesn't find them sustainable, especially when u look at american mega cemetaries.
Sounds fun lad I might do this myself.
Could be kino lad.
implying this isnt a William board
Wew. Going to go to bed now. Hope I don't have nightmares about the cyber-gulags.
only sea painting i have. always good lighting in these.
le 17th century face
t. Thomas Paine
Love skeletons me
Is that… Locrian mode?
The pikey is fighting the Leaf rn lads
We're getting a scoobydoo lads, it's all ogre
You must either be a Kraut or a pirate.
We already had Disraeli, although he was Sephardic. Raab 's father is Ashkenazi.
Getting depressed again lads
I'm watching on TV
I'll remember this the next time I go to grab a Ginsters.
Get on my level, i've been depressed for years.
What a joke.
Aparently you can just punch your opponent on the back and top of the head without penalty. I guess the ref didnt want to upset the pikeys.
My depression is constant but with spikes of hysteria that made me think I was bi-polar for a while. Turns out it's just endless suffering aha.
depressed neets ruining the saturday night thread
swerve, this is the toilman's thread
I've been using my toil tokens to build a new computer.
Thanks for mentioning it. That was really eye-opening.
I just wanted to share my feelings and move on but this thread is moving too slowly to go anywhere. Where is everyone?
hope you are coin mining with it
there were some videos posted here a few years ago that showed the bbc setting up a post terrorist attack inspirational video. i thought i saved one of them but i can't find them.
tfw I thought it was* Friday
I know nothing of that technomagic
He's the best of the bunch tbh.
Who else is there, Boris? What a snake.
Turkroach Boris and his nudist sister
Peter got his wish the conservatives have been effectively ended by Brexit.
tfw no nudist PM
hope so, but there's still so many boomers about.
The least they could do is make the collapse of Western civilisation sexy.
this will let labor make massive gains
who is this?
Witcher 3 cosplay has always had my loins stirring.
No one really wants labour either given how two faced their mp's have been appearing.
haha yeah depression is a barrel of laughs
toilman in the week, depressed shut in at the weekend
nothing on the old google image search?
remembering the ""White, Black, Asian, Racist" brain size posters
remember the SAY NO TO RACISM campaigns
remember the Christian R.E teacher pausing the projector during a segment where a white guy was lying on a bunch of Bibles and apologising to the Muslims because "we treat our book differently"
Absolutely love thots like these. Never met one though.
Called my managers manager about him putting me down for 9 days and she has put his name in a file and I will be working for 5 days
I want to believe that but normies have a
"if tories = Bad
mentality. its sickening. they'll die defending the 2 party system
he doesn't know about bush's 4Tb smut collection
Based I was supposed to be off tomorrow but now I'm not
She did a bunch of songs with Death in June and David Tibet, no idea what the fashion is called though, it's like a weird proto-goth proto-scene.
Ive had today off. Not working tomorrow or Monday.
Get as many as you can lad, they won't make you feel better, but it'll make us feel better when we're living in renovated tin mines, drinking cider produced by the cousin Jan's
Hate working sunday tbh, it is so shite
4CHAN’S ‘DOOMER’ memmies ARE A STRANGE FRONTIER IN ONLINE EXTREMISM
This is the very stew of ingredients that currently fuels a global network of violent white supremacy. That it’s couched in “irony” makes it no less dangerous, as I wrote when the New Zealand mosque shooter’s manifesto turned out to be crammed with these “jokes,” culled from the same subculture that produces doomer content. Combined with total despair — the defining trait of the doomer is the belief that change isn’t possible, and therefore nothing matters — this percolating meta-hatred poses a question: Why not go out there and kill people? In fact, isn’t this the only way to break the cycle of monotony?
Holy shit these people are insane
Customer came in
Blonde girl from liverpool with a mixed race child looking for pot noodles
he doesn't have a toil schedule so fucked up he's lost all concept of the week/weekend dichotomy and the day/night one as well
Yeah we were already understaffed and now the only toilmaster who works on the floor with us is leaving so barely any of us are on on a Sunday
BEST WORKDAY EVER
Yeah mine is fucked because I am a low down version of a manger so they give me the shifts where you have to do everything, so I basically work from afternoon till night, also I said in my interview that I am available so I basically do any days they give me as long as it is only 5
Is Emilia Clarke a reptilian lads?
God I hate scousers, the only one I like left behind a bastard and never returned.
the news is now just going on imageboards and complaining about the memmies
dam I need to get a job in media
Keeeeek, your workplace is basically the same as mine minus the toilmaster working with me
I can smell cannabis smoke outside my window
They'd rush to hire an elite hacker who can navigate 8ch
Wish she was my gf
Poor lad, do you have a gf that helps or are you a based single dad?
Probably me tbh
ask for a draw lad
Gis a draw fam
le tv princess girl
Call the police lad.
Poor lad, do you have a gf that helps or are you a based single dad?
Lad I'm far to southern and posh to be anywhere north of Essex.
Feeling depressed is now hate speech.
NPC: Everyone is happy now. Why are you sad? Are you racist or something? Everyone is happy now.
Chivas regal I ordered arrived just in time as I have run out of my last bottle
drug abusers itt
I'm already dead
I don't know what that means
This has been the case for a while, expressing discontentment or dislike of a trend is enough to get people scrutinising your intentions.
steiner in the back
is this oc?
Yeah I am too tbh
Based retail security tbh
She is based
Nice to see Bezos has your alchy habit covered.
Very good lad
Wew lad, you're security? come work in my shop please
Yeah he is a good lad
very nice lad
Had to stop a wog shop lifting yet?
Anyone disatisfied with modern society and politics should just be pathologised, shunned, belittled, and not heard. Better yet their opinions should be outlawed.
What could go wrong?
Is there a nudist PM somewhere or something? Smh
Thanks lads *collects (you)s*
you can't order alcohol off amazon i thought?
Always thought Zig Forums needed more OC tbh, though I'd say there's alot more lately.
Lad you can order cock and ball torture machines off of amazon
Yeah but I don't have a CCTV licence so I only get to sit on my arse if I'm in at 6AM or late at night smdh
There are barely any blacks in my town tbh but we have had plenty of incidents with Roma
Do you lads ever close your eyes and taste phantom vagina?
not bollock destruction
Lad wtf keeeek
I think they employ blacks exclusively now in cities because it's a do nothing job that wogs will actually work while being able to deal with all the ethnics without being called a racist.
*steals your son's sweeties*
Lad that is so comfy, I thought you were a poor wagie that had to confront shoplifters while trying to toil, how much do you get per hour? I've been thinking about doing security myself because I basically do it all day for less money
That time you closed the shop early because 4 teenage shoplifters came in and you threatened to bodyslam one of them and then called the police
Reminder there are 3000 children in the USA named after Game of Thrones characters.
Lad you can order cock and ball torture machines off of amazon
You're damn right you can
What is Mickey tbh?
Spic Lord of the Rings
Mayan Home Alone
Honduran The Lost Boys
That fat cunt eating shite wore one didn't he
Has there been a fallout over people who called their kids Daenerys after the Emilia princess character who turned into a villain at the end?
I actually gagged thinking of that fat fuck eating cake lad jeeeeeeej
No dinner edit
You know what I mean. When your day dreaming and suddenly get a taste of vagina on your tongue, your lips, and in your mouth even though you didn't perform cunnilingus that day. Its the taste of phantom vagina.
Yep, this marvelous pic of Joey was the base of that goblino warrior
I don't lad, never licked pusy
Should Parents Of a Baby ‘Khaleesi’ or ‘Daenerys’ Feel Any Regret?
esoteric perma virgin bullying
Canned tuna with salt for din dins
£8.21 per hour tbh, I am younger than 25 so that is pretty good for my age range tbh
It's also a combination of the Call of Duty cover pointing lad isn't it
I>n 2015, the name “Anakin” entered the top 1,000 American baby names
Nah, tbh I used a legit metal album cover as a base
Which one, lad?
I get 9:50 but it still doesnt feel worth confronting them since I run the shifts and dont want to get stabbed over fanta
My bad. Well every vagina tastes slightly different but its always basically the taste of skin and sweat, sometimes slightly sweet and usually a mildly acidic aftertaste. Probably why it causes cancer. Hard to describe really.
I knew a man who lost a leg and he would take morphine to numb the pain of his severed nerve. They call it a phantom limb. Anyway I was just feeling sleepy and closed my eyes when I got the taste of vagina. Its been weeks since I had a lass sit on my face and i've washed and brushed my teeth since then so it couldnt be the genuine taste. Phantom vagina.