Brit/pol/ #2842: Prime Minister Farage Edition

Tory WARNING: Farage to be PM if Tories FAIL to deliver on Brexit, says radio host
NIGEL FARAGE will become the “de facto” leader of the country if the next Conservative leader fails to deliver on the vote of 17.4 million Britons in the 2016 Brexit referendum

Brexit Party forecast to win the most votes
The last polls (taken before voting day) show that Nigel Farage's Brexit Party was likely to gain the most votes in the UK

Philip Hammond: PM cannot ignore Parliament on no-deal Brexit
Chancellor Philip Hammond has warned that it would be very difficult for any prime minister who backs a policy of leaving the EU with no deal, to retain the confidence of the House of Commons

'A bitter and divided nation?': Owen Jones goes to a Brexit party rally
Owen Jones asks people attending a Brexit party rally in London’s Olympia why they are turning up, what they think of Nigel Farage and what their rise tells us about modern politics

'Mind control': The secret UK government blueprints shaping post-terror planning
After the 2017 London Bridge attack, local officials were told: 'We're sending you a hundred imams.' How hashtags, vigils and flowers are used to steer the public towards grief instead of anger

Living off-grid for almost 80 years
Margaret Gallagher has lived off-grid for almost 80 years

Town braces for more violance as 10,000 travellers arrive for notoroius Appleby Horse Fair
Grandfather tells how he was dragged from his car and brutally beaten by travellers after he accidentally hit a toddler at Appleby horse fair - as town braces for this year's 'lawless' gathering

Jesus College Cambridge appoints its first female black master
Sonita Alleyne, 51, who has been elected as the next master of Jesus College, Cambridge, will also be its first female appointee and will take up the role from October

French Green Party Founder Says Europeans Must Have Less Children to Make Way For Muslim Migrants
“I suggest reversing our policy that encourages births, by inverting the logic of benefits payments for families. The more children you have, the fewer benefits you receive to the point of disappearing entirely after the third birth!” he stated

Teachers allegedly told to favor black students in ‘racial equity’ training
In controversial “implicit bias” training, New York City’s public-school educators have been told to focus on black children over white ones — and one scoobydooish superintendent who described her family’s Holocaust tragedies was scolded and humiliated, according to firsthand accounts

Trump in Japan: Ring-side seats at sumo
President Trump attended the Summer Grand Sumo Tournament as part of his trip to Japan

Artist claims she was banned from Facebook for selling MAGA hats that she turned into Nazi armbands and KKK hoods
Kate Kretz from Maryland said a photograph of a Nazi armband was taken down by the site, which claimed she had 'violated community standards'

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First for mute gfs

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Alri lads, finally you're here

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oh it's you *widhdraws "keeek" and (You)*

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Based tum

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Hereward will return to batter every paki in the north.

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post modestly dressed British women with big breasts

tee bee aitch

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75% of Congress calls on Trump to boost intervention in Syria, to ‘pressure’ Iran and Russia
While Trump threatens Iran and Venezuela with new wars, 400 Congress members, including leaders from both parties, want to intensify the eight-year war on Syria, to weaken Iran, Russia, and Hezbollah

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post hit or miss lass tum

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Based Slavs.

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excellent tum tum

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Now that’s a tummy

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Cant dissociate her face from James May every time I see it

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how does he get away with it

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bit rude

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How's everyone doing?

Smh looks suspicious, like it's a tranny filter

shit tbh

couple more please lad?

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there aren't that many tbf

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Don't even know how to tie a tie

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please stop posting the boyish la creatura

The oldest full English translation of the Bible lads:

1 In the bigynnyng God made of nouyt heuene and erthe.

2 Forsothe the erthe was idel and voide, and derknessis weren on the face of depthe; and the Spiryt of the Lord was borun on the watris.

3 And God seide, Liyt be maad, and liyt was maad.

4 And God seiy the liyt, that it was good, and he departide the liyt fro derknessis,

5 and he clepide the liyt, dai, and the derknessis, nyyt. And the euentid and morwetid was maad, o daie.

6 And God seide, The firmament be maad in the myddis of watris, and departe watris fro watris.

7 And God made the firmament, and departide the watris that weren vndur the firmament fro these watris that weren on the firmament; and it was don so.

8 And God clepide the firmament, heuene. And the euentid and morwetid was maad, the secounde dai.

9 Forsothe God seide, The watris, that ben vndur heuene, be gaderid in to o place, and a drie place appere; and it was doon so.

10 And God clepide the drie place, erthe; and he clepide the gadryngis togidere of watris, the sees. And God seiy that it was good;

11 and seide, The erthe brynge forth greene eerbe and makynge seed, and appil tre makynge fruyt bi his kynde, whos seed be in it silf on erthe; and it was doon so.

12 And the erthe brouyte forth greene erbe and makynge seed bi his kynde, and a tre makynge fruyt, and ech hauynge seed by his kynde. And God seiy that it was good.

13 And the euentid and morwetid was maad, the thridde dai.

14 Forsothe God seide, Liytis be maad in the firmament of heuene, and departe tho the dai and niyt; and be tho in to signes, and tymes, and daies, and yeeris;

15 and shyne tho in the firmament of heuene, and liytne tho the erthe; and it was doon so.

16 And God made twei grete liytis, the gretter liyt that it schulde be bifore to the dai, and the lesse liyt that it schulde be bifore to the niyt;

17 and God made sterris; and settide tho in the firmament of heuene, that tho schulden schyne on erthe,

18 and that tho schulden be bifore to the dai and nyyt, and schulden departe liyt and derknesse. And God seiy that it was good.

19 And the euentid and the morwetid was maad, the fourthe dai.

20 Also God seide, The watris brynge forth a `crepynge beeste of lyuynge soule, and a brid fleynge aboue erthe vndur the firmament of heuene.

21 And God made of nouyt grete whallis, and ech lyuynge soule and mouable, whiche the watris han brouyt forth in to her kyndis; and God made of nouyt ech volatile bi his kynde. And God seiy that it was good;

22 and blesside hem, and seide, Wexe ye, and be ye multiplied, and fille ye the watris of the see, and briddis be multiplied on erthe.

23 And the euentid and the morwetid was maad, the fyuethe dai.

24 And God seide, The erthe brynge forth a lyuynge soul in his kynde, werk beestis, and `crepynge beestis, and vnresonable beestis of erthe, bi her kyndis; and it was don so.

25 And God made vnresonable beestis of erthe bi her kyndes, and werk beestis, `and ech crepynge beeste of erthe in his kynde. And God seiy that it was good; and seide,

26 Make we man to oure ymage and liknesse, and be he souereyn to the fischis of the see, and to the volatilis of heuene, and to vnresonable beestis of erthe, and to ech creature, and to ech `crepynge beest, which is moued in erthe.

27 And God made of nouyt a man to his ymage and liknesse; God made of nouyt a man, to the ymage of God; God made of nouyt hem, male and female.

28 And God blesside hem, and seide, Encreesse ye, and be ye multiplied, and fille ye the erthe, and make ye it suget, and be ye lordis to fischis of the see, and to volatilis of heuene, and to alle lyuynge beestis that ben moued on erthe.

29 And God seide, Lo! Y haue youe to you ech eerbe berynge seed on erthe, and alle trees that han in hem silf the seed of her kynde, that tho be in to mete to you;

30 and to alle lyuynge beestis of erthe, and to ech brid of heuene, and to alle thingis that ben moued in erthe, and in whiche is a lyuynge soule, that tho haue to ete; and it was doon so.

31 And God seiy alle thingis whiche he made, and tho weren ful goode. And the euentid and morwetid was maad, the sixte day.

Divorced parents lad

You can read the whole thing here

A link would be better than copying it all out lad.


I would destroy her putrid hole.

Why wasn’t your dad in your life?

Doubling down on this shite was from their perspective the best possible strategy. People that think the last public outrage was deleterious to gilette don't know how advertising works.

He was, he sleeps in the room next to mine.

Yeah advertising at the very best get's a mediocre response to it, no-one gives a shit about them. At least this way the companies get a bunch of drama and get some headlines out of it.

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Lads I'd like to introduce you to Maroon Auburn, the new face of Zig Forums.

When did Kat get so THICC

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The Flemish Nick Fuentes just won a seat.

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look at that fat gut

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me on the left

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when do we find out the results to the election lads?

bloody hell lad never knew you had such womanly hands

why you reposting smirking lass?

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How do you know the results?


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Based South African pizza driver called me to tell me the pizza was late and cold as fuck and to ring up and cancel, then order again and ask for it free, but not to say he rang me. Top lad, said the paki would fire him if I mentioned he rang.

I read to my Nephew every week

easy (you)s and because we're still waiting for the results to roll around

Only children's books you need are the original Winnie the Pooh, Thomas the Tank Engine, Postman Pat, The Hobbit, and Aesop's Fables tbqh


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Rupert was a good lad back in the day IIRC but a bit soft smh

Mr. Goldbergwitzbaumsteiner

It’s the Belgian Federal Election today

Yeah I'm definitely missing a bunch from that list, but a lot of that also passes over to the television adaptations too. Only proper wholesome English children's entertainment tbqh


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Ah, they have their own Carl Benjamin

Oh fuck get me the video, is he actually right wing or just a Sarg'n villian

and Wind in the Willows and maybe a few Williams.

That too.

I'll try getting ahold of it lad gis a minute

had a dream i got with a gorgeous lass who liked cosplay but who was incredibly shy. wish i never woke up tbh

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The Lion also shall dwell with the lambe

oh and this

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The fuck is wrong with you, you have a DREAM, anything you want, and your brain picks that? Fucking end it lad.

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tbf of the hobbies modern women have playing dressup is pretty tame

Any updates on the Lyon bomber?

It was a paki so the media's now hushing it up


rolling for blamed on GJ

It's pure slagdom just going after losers wallets at the same time. A bad sign of mental illness too.

Luv Dries

Identitarian. He runs Schild and Vrienden.

there is non-lewd shit too lad, but yeah I agree it's a sign of mental illness of some form, either narcissism or autism at the very least


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>>>Zig Forums13316777

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we have the web to explore different cultures now; and we can chat all day with foreigners on Skype and they can show off their filthy shit-hole countries with web-cams. They don't need to actually come here and settle tbh.

lad this is a semen retention board

ebic win. libtards destroyed

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So not a white guy like those early stories?

I swear to God I want Tommeh to win so badly, couldn't give a shit about the Zionism the way he's portrayed it would be such a slap in their faces that the mini Hitler they screamed down for over a decade won. That Paki John Oliver banned his name from the show because he was so evil and racist kek

Everything they do is cringe now.

Half of 8/pol/ unironically watch cuckold porn.