Pay attention, Zig Forums – there are spy threads being started here
We all know that Zig Forums is endlessly fascinating to retarded academics, who study us like Pacific islanders building runways and towers for their cargo cult. Multiple papers have been published over the years attempting to describe us and put salt on the tail of the inimitable chaosministerium we represent. They all fail, partly because we defy explanation and partly because the people trying it are huge fags, but that doesn't mean they won't keep at it.
Why do I care?
Big action begins with extensive study. The kikes we're plotting to exterminate want to accurately assess us, before they crush our site and our way(s) of life. The only way to actually study us is to administer a questionnaire, which is exactly what these fuckers are doing right now. There are several threads like this up already.
What threads? How do I spot them?
A proper Zig Forums thread starts with a headline, moves on to impart information, opens a discussion naturally and in a non-forced manner, and provides relevant links and/or archives.
The suspect threads I've been keeping my eye on here –
are the most recent – are all written the same way:
Followed by scores of information-rich replies giving the store away to some undergrad student majoring in feminist enemas and the politics of douche.
Do Not Help These People – They Are the Face of the Enemy
Ignore all the "Redpill-Me-On-X" and "What-Does-Pol-Think?" threads. Just learn to spot them and then minimize them the second you see them, no matter what the topic is.
Otherwise, you're feeding some university-affiliated DNC think tank information about how to counter us and win the meme war.
Loose lips sink ships, anons!
