Germany army now armed with broomsticks

(((They))) keep making a big deal about Trump upsetting our relationship with NATO. If this is what the other NATO members are bringing to the table why are we even funding this useless orginaztion?

Merkel has no money for her NATO commitments but never seems to have a problem funding rapefugee programs.

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The British are now planning on banning military grade assault brooms.

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Why dont they just get guns and grenades from all the muslim terrorists they imported?

I'm awestruck that after all the indignities and suffering she's inflicted on the populous, not one German has been willing to give his life in order to take Merkel's yet. When will they say enough is enough?

good question. We know there are stockpiles in those Islamic barracks that they've been allowing to pop up everywhere.

Good! - makes it easier for Germans to fight back against the ZOG's troops

The rapists have a hard enough time making a change to European life without some white man stealing their guns too.

The whole German country and its citizenry is the epitome of ZOG.

We'd happily return the ammo.

You have to understand that the Germans were the only ones in a long time that fully and openly rebelled against the Zionist order. They have suffered the most humiliations and indignities of any other nation on Earth as punishment for having the temerity to say "Enough!" You would be horrified to see the sheer lengths the Jews went to inflict generations' worth of psychological torture on the German populace until they became passive shells of their former selves that can only feel guilt and self-loathing.

trips of truth.
Germany got fucked.

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I'm just taking the ring as a memento, you can have the rest of the grenade

It's the military, numbnuts, it's their duty to be prepared for combat at any time and place, mobile headquarters or otherwise.
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess they filled the German military full of women and divershitty-hires the same way Kang Niggr tried to and largely succeeded, the absolute cunt in the US.

checked.
I'm holding onto the casings, will sent the round to you express.

The reason for the lack of military spending is globalism. The globalists won't allow any national sovereignty, and the nations that aid them are no exception. They want European nation helpless so that an EU army can be forced on member states. Once the refugee count gets high enough, the refugees will declare jihad and the EU wants member states to be unprepared and unable to defend themselves. This is standard Talmudist strategy- create a crisis so that they'll be forced to accept your solution.

Trump forcing European nations to Fund NATO serves a few purposes- first it ties up their military spending to fund NATO and retards the ability of the EU to raise their own army, makes them dependent on US protection, cuts our costs, increases readiness, and allows NATO to function as their only defense against the insurrection that's brewing in Europe, and gives us bases of operation should we be forced to slaughter Muslim forces that overthrow European governments.

oi! Mate! You 'ava loicense


Maybe it's because they can just fire her. But I get what you're saying. I once had a guy working for me that broke my pressure washer so I killed him. Then afterwards I realized I could have just fired him, so that's a common rookie mistake.

Canada responds with increasing Tarrifs on rakes.

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'member when Trump gave merkel a bill for all the protection we give? we still expect payment on that klaus! Something to the the tune of about 8 billion dollarydoos iirc. Also dont tell me we haven't given you anything especially after your great leader threw away that orange starbust that trump so graciously gifted her.

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finally, It's here.
I forgot how2codec

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Did you know that the only nation ever to be as boycotted and sanctioned as harshly as Germany was Rhodesia?
Let's look at the map.

Hm, I see Zimbabwe. Where is Rhodesia?
Where is Rhodesia?
Where could it be?

Oh, right, killed by Britain herself with the aid of communist China and Kissinger because Rhodesia wouldn't just secede land.

A direct result from old old war debts stemming from the balfour declaration backstabbing on Germany, too.

Why are our cousins on the islands so fucking dumb and gloating about their own demises and in the foot shooting.

Odins Eye, man.

When the US is dekiked and degolemified and won't bomb us if we harm the damn juden like she did two times already.

Every country that is ruled by Jews, indoctrinated by Jews, and enslaved by Jews through usury and other means of mental and physical restraint, end up being part of the ZOG matrix. The fact Jews try to fit in here constantly, railing on Germans, calling them "ZOG" and the "bad guys" only reveals you for whom you are.

I am American. I am also German. I will work tirelessly to end your reign of terror on this world, and free the minds of my people, and awaken the furor teutonicus that sent you crawling into the dark places that you nest. This time we will burn you out of your dens, we will set the whole world aflame, so that it can be resown with the peaceful harmony that comes with a humanity not constantly at war with nature.

You are a people scorned by nature, rejected by it, and so you have waged your war endlessly against us all who are its children. Soon we will fight back.

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You know this is to prevent them from rising up, and not to cut corners on spending.

I'm starting to learn Hebrew. I'll be shilling in Hebrew, against their interests, using all of the many devices that have been discovered.

As you know, with all of this, we can just play a pickup game (like a pickup game of basketball). We don't have to pre-arrange meetings. We just show up, recognize the game, and play ball. So I hope to see you on the court of kike public opinion some day 8^)

alef, bet, vet, gimel…

Hell, I think I'll even make a thread about this. See if anybody has pointers. Maybe you'll join. I'll link to it once I make it.

What a great time to be alive.

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Hans will adapt.

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I made a thread, learn Hebrew, shill the world pure:

Sorry, here's the post:

Theoretically, if Hungary and Poland were backed into a corner by the EU and forced to invade Germany, how long would Germany last against this militarily (assuming no interference)? I'd give the combined military effort of Germany and Scandinavian countries combined a month of survival at best.

Are you taking defectors into account?

I'm the fat one in the middle

Yeah I don't think the US is gonna bomb Germany just because some german kid kills Merkel.

You’re just mad you can’t own a gun.

Less than a day and no casualty I think because the german military wouldn't fire upon allies.

I swear, Germany and Sweden are engaged in a Cuck Cold-War. Each trying to emasculate itself further and further to outdo their competition. I wonder who will ultimately emerge the prolapsed Xir Ruler of europe

Wew, lads.

Because of the geo location and to ensure those countries never develop their own military forces. Outsourcing the military is signing your death warrant.

Tfw the EU military is completely filled with muzzies. For diversity of course goy.

The French aren't any better. They sent that guided missile frigate to help bomb Syria and all of the missiles malfunctioned. Then those Patriot missiles we sent to Saudi Arabia malfunctioned, exploded right after launch and even nosed dive right into ground. WTF… And if the stories are true about Syria being able to shoot down US made Israeli missiles with upgraded Cold War Soviet-era AA launchers, no wonder Trump is pissing his pants with the Chinks taking over the global economy. What are we going to do? Sail our carriers off to certain doom? That won't look good when thousands of US sailors are swimming in the South China Sea.

german anons…. the police must have all the guns, steal them

Yes. Also NATO.

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The English aren't dumb, just evil. The "jews" are Druids in disguise. The Druids were educated in Hellenic Egypt and the Mediterranean. The earliest versions of the torah are in Greek, not hebrew.
That's not the whole picture, but it makes sense to me.

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checked, the druids and cult of mithras/tavistock institute make sense

>>>/wooo/

Someone needs to tell Bullet Club's true leader that it's not just New Day stealing his gimmick.

Shovels > Brooms

t. Haitch

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Feels bad, man.

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Those can be converted in two seconds flat. Based Germans prepared for DOTR.

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Have any schnitzelniggers here served in the modern German military and care to share about it? What's it like serving in a military that was rebuilt by the enemies of your nation, and what are the issues, if any, with morale and your sense of "military place/history/role" whatever. The US military has all the "rah rah, world war champs" horseshit, and while it's bullshit, is good for the dumbfucks' morale. I can't imagine the morale in a military that has been brainwashed to consider themselves the badguys and be ashamed of your own military accomplishments and history. I mean Jesus, how is your military history and shit taught to new recruits and NCOs and Officers? And related note, how is military service seen in modernpozzed German culture, and what are the average recruits like? Are they dregs/failures/idiots, or are they upwardly mobile people and the military is not seen as an "only for loser's" option?

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Ask the deutsch/pol/, they have a soldier posting sometimes. Generally uses anime pics. I know, I'm being helpful.
He fucking hates it and last I heard, has quit, but he's still there until his contract runs out.

Shovels are not beloved by the Japanese, so they do not give us power over our allies like brooms do. They induce such love that the Japs throw their girls at you as potential brides. They even have a 9-year manga about sweeping which spawned a film and 45 episode TV series en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Sweeper_Mikami

So your plan starts and ends with chopping off one head of the hydra?

Get woke go broke

Pretty sure that never actually happened.

i kekked

Give the Germans proper leadership and a hand full of years for preparation and they could write songs again about the most heroic of their opponents who managed to defend something for 3 days.

I tell you what happened last year. The minister of defense did send the polit-commisars into camps, barracks and academies to search for political incorrect contraband. That is, all what was left after 60 years. There was nothing NS related to collect anyway.
What they objected for example, was a picture of the late socialist canceler Schmidt – in his air force uniform of WWII. That picture was hung in the military academy of his name BTW.
The argument of the ministry of defense is, that there is “enough tradition of the Bundeswehr” and there is no need for a connection to “pre-democratic” times. Not even the East-German communist regime was that radical.

One success for modern German army and the current minister of defense, they have now uniforms for becoming mothers.

checking those dubs of proposing bold action

JUST


there is “enough tradition of the Bundeswehr” and there is no need for a connection to “pre-democratic” times

HE WHO CONTROLS THE PAST CONTROLS THE FUTURE
1984 IS NOW

Hi.

Too tired for a proper reply, here's just some rambling. Do ask again in deutsch/pol/ if you want though,I never miss a chance to bitch and moan about the Bundeswehr.


Moral IS shit, and history isn't even the biggest issue. People got somewhat upset when ALL our songs got banned (Including the beloved "Panzerlied" for the tankers, and "Rot Scheint Die Sonne" and "Grüne Teufel" for the paratroopers). But what's more important is that we have basically no material at all. It starts with stuff like tanks and fighter jets, but goes all the way down to simple shit like armored vests, night-vision googles and winter wear. If you only get to train once or maybe twice a year, and that only after a gargantuan effort is made to consolidate vehicles from all over Germany, it just really drains moral. If you WANT to be a soldier, if you WANT to be trained well, and HARD, but 99% of the time you're damned to stew in your barracks, it just fucks you up. If you're training with other nations, and you're running around in a uniform that's older than you, carrying a radio that was outdated during the Vietnam war and wearing a webbing belt (and not even a west or, godforbid!, a plate carrier) that was introduced during the late 80s, you just feel like a joke. None of this is an exaggeration by the way.


Don't think we even teach any military history to recruits (or anything else, really) anymore . Back when I was in basic training, which I did with the Fallschirmjäger, we were taught quite a bit about the famous battles of our "ancestors", such as Monte Cassino and Eben-Email, but even back then it was a very grey area, and with the new guideline about traditions that was published last year I can't imagine them still doing that.

The military history, or what is considered tradition of the Bundeswehr, is also incedibly retarded. The Wehrmacht and the Imperial Army are not part of it at all, but Prussian reformers like Moltke and Scharnhorst are, yet the Franco-Prussian war or the Unification wars or even the liberation wars are not. The Wehrmacht, sure, but why not the Kaiser's army? And why include a selection of Prussian genereals, but not the wars or armies they fought in?

It gets even more complicated, because, while the Wehrmacht is taboo, and it is explicitly said that "mere military competence is not enough when it is in service of a dictatorship" (paraphrased) Rommel is still considered a role-model and bases are named after him.
Now, you might have noticed, what IS considered our military tradition doesn't include any actual battles or even combat at all. What kind of military culture can be founded on that?

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Well, it used to be a mixed bag. You had guys like me who volunteered after school for adventure, older guys who were just sick of their jobs and wanted something different, and even guys joining out of a misplaced, if well meaning, sense of duty and patriotism. Of course, you also had the fuck-ups and lazy bums who wanted to get a lot of money for very little work. (Strange for me to say as it may be, but I think we pay our soldiers too well. That's also a factor why you have 35+ year old enlisted guys on 12-year and now even 25-year-contracts. Why become an NCO for 100 bucks more, if you could just stay a ranker with no responsibilities?) Of course, there were also migrants. It used to be, especially in the infantry, that you had a lot of Russian Germans (as in, their ancestors settled in Russia generations ago, and they now moved back to Germany). They might have spoken with an accent and identified more with the "Russian" part of Russian Germans, but ignoring their dubious loyalty they were fine soldiers. The arabs and turks were mostly confined to the pog-shit.
Now you get 90% just fuck ups and migrants, and of the other 10% a good deal quit during the "probation period" which goes for 6 month because they become dissatisfied with their training and duties, are driven out by being surrounded by retards all day, etc.
Sadly, since the Bundeswehr has such a bad reputation, the only incentive people have to join is the money, which attracts exactly the kind of people you don't want in a military.

Kind of a shit reply, but eh, I'm tired.

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And furries.

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Fuckin' lel
How long have you been sitting on that

That's my name

good
suck for you personally but at least the kikes can't use it as a golem

makes me think that if a widespread rebellion broke out in germoney the military could not put it down

i genuinely think the western european countries dont have more than 3 days worth of ammo in case of insurection

What they do have is a kike controlled army presence throughout: US military.

No, it was very illuminating. Thank you. I'll crosspost it over in the deutsch/pol/ as well.

Thank you for sharing that with us user. Godspeed.

Which are against, 90% non-combat troops.

Wehraboo here, I think it takes about 1-2 years top for Germany to re-militarize?

The key to militarization is command, because Germany already has personnel and logistics in spade.

kek/10. well meme'd sir

Nobody needs that much sweeping capacity!

One more story for those curious for more:
Remember the Grenzschutzgruppe 9 (GSG 9) of Lufthansa Flight 181 fame? On June 27, 1993, GSG-9 tried to arrest Red Army Faction terrorists Wolfgang Grams and Birgit Hogefeld at the Bad Kleinen train station. Grams pulled a gun and shot two GSG-9 officers, killing Officer Michael Newrzella, age 26 (pic 1), Then Grams shot himself in the head (pic 2). He died in hospital a few hours later. Afterwards, Birgit Hogefeld, Grams's lawyer, and his parents then claimed that the GSG-9 had shot Grams in cold blood after he surrendered; SIX official investigations proved that Grams committed suicide, but the Germans still think that the GSG-9 murdered a murderer. So to make sure that nobody EVER AGAIN thinks bad thoughts about German counter-terrorism efforts, the Germans HAVE no counter-terrorism efforts. Leftism in action.
COMMUNIST TERRORISTS dictate how your country is run.
"Please love us, murderous communist terrorists! Don't think bad thoughts about us! Here, we're putting down our guns now. Does that make everything better?"
Madness
To this day, the LUGENpresse accuses the GSG-9 of murder.
All it took was FOUR PEOPLE:
A murderous communist terrorist, her amoral lawyer, and the disgusting parents of the dead terrorist.
All of Europe lost its mind when German KSK commandos in Afghanistan posed for photo holding a human skull they'd found on the battlefield.
Remember that old 20th century standard?
That standard has NEVER been applied to a single western nation. TWO German soldiers came to represent the entire nation of Germany; Utterly fake moral outrage and posturing. This is why I gave up on The E.U. a long time ago. The eternal childishness is something I simply can't tolerate…

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Can a kraut answer this?

Thee only Broom Handle a German should've ever gripped.

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Curling, a sport in which there are more brooms than people, suffers massive membership decline as progressive Canadian parents cite fear over their children handling lethal defensive weapons. The United States of America suddenly begins to dominate the roaring game.

What a cutie
Always loved the way the Mauser looked


That's just embarrassing, what next, they use use dusters as side arms? At least they're not British :^)

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Well the military can't be deployed internally (IIRC they are trying to amend that), but even if they could it would be political suicide, so I doubt it will ever happen. But if it were deployed, I doubt it would be much use. Tanks and armored vehicles are severely lacking in numbers and ammunition, and so is artillery and aviation. Sure, they could drive soldiers with small arms into cities in busses and trucks, but what's the point? The army has barley 60.000 soldiers, and of those most are POGs. What good could they do?


If with personal you mean untapped manpower, sure. Since conscription was suspended we've been really scraping the button of the barrel; for example, age restrictions are very relaxed and the upper limits were increased. You end up seeing quite a few 30+year old enlisted soldiers, I even saw a 45-year-old Obergefreiter (Lance Corporal) once!

Logistics, well:
We don't stockpile spare-parts anymore, because some genius thought we should operate like a civilian company and just order them when needed. This has several very glaringly obvious problems, but what affects you the most is that basic maintenance -which is also done by civilian contractors- takes way too long. A simple breakdown that need a part replaced could be done in 30 minutes, but because the part has to be ordered, manufactured and delivered, it can take up to 6 month or longer!

Ammo is supposedly in stock for three (3) days of sustained combat, luckily organized resistance will probably cease after a few hours, so no worries there.
Uniforms are also lacking in both number and quality (I had to wait 3 month to get a replacement tanker overall, for example), helmets are worse design than the decade old MICH helmets the Americans used to have, plate-carriers or even just flak-vests are so lacking that not even the infantry issues one to everyone. The standard issue webbing belts would look good for Vietnam-war reenactment, but were outdated when they were issued (in the late 90s, around the time most militaries switched to vests!), so most soldiers are forced to buy their own stuff. (Just for fun, look at a press photo of the Bundeswehr in the Baltics or even Afghanistan; can you spot two who were the same equipment). Train as you fight my ass. The cut and material of our uniforms also hasn't changed since the cold war, and all the "new" stuff that they like to flaunt for demonstrations and what not were bought in pathetically small numbers and get issued to soldiers sometimes just days before they go on deployment. Oh, and they have to return them once they are back, of course!
Don't think there's any other military on the planet that makes soldiers share uniforms like that.

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Winter gear is also pathetic, the standard issue stuff I wore during summer nights, during winter time you also either buy your own stuff or just freeze. A highlight in recent times was the order to collect all Balaclavas that had been issued so the troops going to Norway on excersice could get them; a piece of clothing that costs maybe 3€ a piece, and instead of buying that for the troops they had to pilfer the rest of the military and start a gargantuan organisatorial effort to find and collect them. This got leaked to the public though, and thus they were more or less forced to stop it. But the absurdity of it all, that such an inexpensive piece of equipment couldn't even be given to the troops..

Command is also fucked. The "Dresdener Erlasse" in 2013 or 14 were basically a great purge without the gulags, and as a result all higher ranking officers have to be in line politically or they are kicked out. Our secretary of defense is also known for firing/sending into early retirement generals who openly talk about how fucked the Bundeswehr is, or just to make pointless political statements. For instance, there was talk about sexual harassment (of course) in Pfullendorf, and before the official investigation was even lunched the guy in charge was fired. As it turned out, the harassment never happened, but the guy didn't get his job back or even just an apology.

Basic training is also a sad joke; thanks (again) to our secretary of defense, starting in 2016 EU-work-time-guidlines also applied to the military, so we have 41-hour-days. This might not seem like a bad thing, but it really fucks with training because every hour of overtime has to be compensated for with an hour off. So you can imagine what kind trouble even just a two-week exercise is, because following it most soldiers will be on furlough for weeks.
Back to basic training though, this is where that nonsense hurts the most. Soldiers, DURING BASIC TRAINING, are only on duty from 6:30 to 16:30, AND ARE ALLOWED TO LEAVE AFTERWARD. As a result most of the training was cut back, soldiers leave basic barely competent with their rifles. Pistols, MGs, anti-tank weaponry, radios, basic infantry shit etc. are all just not taught anymore. You can probably imagine what that kindergarten shit does to the moral of those who actually want to be soldiers.

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Does someone have that webm of nigger training with rifle with no ammo? And they were making pretend fire shot sound.

Man, conscription definitely is the way to go, but you need a new better pay as well as better morale via restoration of history.

About logistics, you can just make new shit and you know it.

Quit feeling down, most of the big faults are from command, I know germans can re-militarize ASAP because they have a big industrial base.

They no longer have people who know how to fight a good officer crops… complete opposite of pre-WWII situation.

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Wrong, they still have plenty veterans, and you can do cross-training with the poles or the americans.

Plenty of krauts have combat experience via Afghanistan btw.

Fucking retard.

Enjoy.

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Gotta have the right tool for the job, and this means sweeping shit off the sidewalks.

Macierewicz is too based for us. He's a lifetime anti-commie.

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