How do we prepare for a market crash, Zig Forums? Buy Gold, sell stocks...

I'll beat the asian kid in the basement.

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I'm not grandiose enough to think anyone really gives a shit about any one shitposter but YOU COULD ALWAYS BE THE VICTIM OF TERRIBLE LUCK.. if you do a thousand things that have a 1 in thousand chance of fucking you then congratulations you are likely to get fucked.. i know the odds are significantly less than that but why MAKE IT EASY AND MORE LIKELY FOR FUCKING!

DO you not encrypt your hard drive either???? Use a VPN??? Nazi larpers really are cucks aren't they??

And no shit TOR isn't perfect especially by itselft but with a virtual machine and using a different connection on a different libreboot machine than my other shit then YES it becomes effective.. but who knows MAYBE if they spent some dosh they could figure out who I am.. LESS LIKELY than just using some clearnet log.

But I don't even have much to worry about because I'm not the one saying things which could easily be interpreted as hate speech and already have in the UK for example! It's just a matter of time before the UK twitter police invade chans.. maybe 5 years.. maybe 10 idk.. But they will get around to their orwellian plan eventually if we maintain this course heading.

AND IT'S NOT JUST BEING REDPILLED!! You are spewing venomous hatred and racism lol.. that's not being redpilled.. you are just as blue pilled as communists because you think giving up your freedom is going to solve societies problems LOL.. as if every authoritarian empire hasn't fallen.

AND BTW.. It's not JUST alphabet agencies you fucking dumbass. Do you really trust Zig Forums that much??? You think they would put up a fight if they were accused of broadcasting pedophilia??? There are a million scenarios. That one meme poster guy was doxxed with fucking ease by CNN.

AND then there is the DISTINCT possibility of some UBER leftist getting into power after the trrump brand economy meets the debt crisis full on and the leftists say that it was becasue of unregulated free market capitalism (obviously trump is an authoritarian regulator crony socialist but according to their narrative or whatever) and then there really might be hatespeech prosecution or at least maybe a mass doxxing and black list of individuals. YOU NEVER KNOW.

Most likely you wont get into a car accident when you drive down to the local supermarket BUT IT'S STILL A GOOD IDEA TO WEAR A SEATBELT.

Most likely you wont get your chick pregnant with the withdrawal method but you should probably WEAR A CONDOM!! Most likely you wont get herpes… most likely you wont fall overboard but you should still wear a life jacket blah blah blah…

I've witnessed a freak accident before where a guy got killed btw so I know first hand how seemingly unlikely possibilities can really fuck you in the ass.

yeah i meant this for you

What hurt you jew like we keep saying civic cuck
R/the_donald go back if you do't like us being racists or your lefty pol or shill or probably all of them.

This isn't how odds and probability work, it's how gamblers think they work.
1 in 1000 chance is still 1 in 1000 chance no matter how many times you play. The outcome of previous plays don't effect the odds of plays that have not occurred.
If you play the lottery every week for the rest of your life you still only have 1 in 20million chance of winning.

bAHAHHAHAA

no actually this is how successful traders think.. PROBABILITY

btw i aced my statistics class which came naturally to me

go fucking flip a coin twice.. is it QUITE LIKELY that you flip a heads at least once????

i didn't say it's a CERTAINTY that it would happen just that it's much more likely than anyone would want a potentially life ruining event happen!

Would you ride in an airplane with a 1 out of a thousand chance of crashing a thousand times???? REALLY??? You are taking LARGER RISK by exposing yourself to that many independent events with that probability!!! Usually people want to minimize risk but idiots like you dont realize how any of the one in a bazillion risky things theyre engaging in could fuck them over at any moment!!!

Lets say there is a 1 in 100 chance of getting a speeding ticket on a certain patch of highway… would you want to speed through there everyday??? Would you possible make an exception once in awhile when you are late for something???

oops meant to type "would want a potentially life ruining event *to* happen!"

Post was decent untill u threw in that gay ass star wars reference
Wtf is wrong with you

Gold doesn't go up in a market crash, that's not a given, just happened one time

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