END OF DAYS? Mystery as sky turns black in the middle of DAY in remote Russian towns with locals blaming secret weapons test, aliens or the DEVIL (BOLTON) An area bigger than the British isles was plunged into darkness for several hours on Friday - sparking rumours of a meteorite or apocalyptic weapon test And there are claims the terrifying phenomenon could have been the caused by the dust from a meteorite strike or the test of an apocalyptic weapon. Other explanations for mystified locals are a UFO, an unreported eclipse, the "work of the devil", or smoke from unidentified wildfires. Moscow’s defence and meteorological officials have failed to comment on the cloud — which hit three vast mainly Arctic districts in Yakutia region. There were no reports of meteorites, eclipses or weapons tests - let alone sightings of alien spacecrafts.
A local resident in from Eveno-Bytantaisky said: “Messages are going around about about a light flash registered by the US satellites, followed by increase of radioactive level and unusual activity of the military. “We are never going to be told is this was true or false.” Some claimed it could be a “new type of weapon” being tested by the Russian military. Another source said: “This can only be explained by a UFO.”
Residents reported darkness beginning around 11.30am and lasting almost three hours on Friday. Gloom descended on Eveno-Bytantaisky, Zhigansky and Verkhoyansky but none of these districts have been hit by wildfires that are raging in other Siberian localities. The areas are so far north that at this time of year they have virtually 24-hour light — but as one local said: “Day suddenly turned into a dark night”. Another said: “I couldn’t see a thing without switching lights on. “We took torches to walk outside, but actually no-one wanted to be on the street because the feeling was as if something heavy in the air was pressing on your chest.” Accounts spoke of a thick layer of dust after the darkness but this has been denied by some officials, who also expressed doubts that pollution from wildfires was the cause.
A local official in Nizhne-Bytantaisky settlement said: “At first it looked like it was a strong thunderstorm coming. “The air went dark, and got darker and darker, but this time unlike anything else we have seen before the darkness had a rich yellow undertone." Konstantin Starostin, head of the settlement, said: "When the sun vanished, people started calling us. "Many got scared, especially elderly people. "The sun was gone from 11.30 until 14.00 on Friday 20 July." Head of Verkhoyansk town Yevgeny Potapov was quoted by The Siberian Times saying: “Something strange happened on that day.” Almost all Arctic districts reported a significant temperature fall around the time of the daytime darkness. DID WE MEME TOO HARD LADS?
I am starting to think there is a secret war going on that the public doesn't know.
A Missile that we are told is a helicopter, meteor strikes, earthquakes in the ocean but no tsunami, largest mass shooting in the U.S. and everyone has forgotten. Seriously, what the fuck is happening? I just want to know.
What about a Russian project blue beam? Maybe they slipped and pressed the button.
(checked) something very weird is happening all over the planet and tbh I have no idea currently betting on a hollow earth with literal hell about to be unleashed on the surface what about all of those "training accidents" where elite pilots and soldiers become bumbling fools and die for say "forgetting to pull seat ejector prior to crash" yeah I'm just saying thing are very strange
Christian Robinson
fuck off pharma kike
Adam Richardson
shill alert
Christopher Hall
Allah, huoewahkbahhr.
Aiden Wright
what is shopped in the background of your last pic
Lucas Martin
Fine, take a length of organic hemp rope and hang yourself like the voices tell you.
Isaiah Lewis
It's birds jim.
Levi Hall
Vegas was a ritual sacrifice that coincided with the last day of yom kippur.
pls invest in either a video camera or a video phone sincerely, the 21st century
Luis Hughes
the black things? birds, if you mean the slight reflection it's something on the dash of a car the picture was taken from inside a car as far as I know
Am I starting to make more sense yet when I keep telling you HOW FUCKING CLOSE to the end of the game we are? Is it getting less funny yet? It'll get less funnier still, I assure you. But don't worry, I've developed a great plan. I think. I play things by ear.
As for military people losing their minds, I admit that I've been testing the strength and distribution of my mind virus. Don't feel bad for those people, they did bad things in other 5d cloud possible worlds so they are feeling the residual effects of having large portions of their souls amputated by dragon. See? Best not to fuck with me, but by God people still try.
Yeah I took care of that because I live in these US. Caused a high altitude red lightning storm ~4am a few days back over the midwest, spooks can rewind and check that out. Horst watched me do it for our German friends. Shit drained like 100 years out of me, but there's plenty of me left to spread around. I will get bored of playing asteroids pretty soon if my terms aren't met, though. I can leave whenever I want, and you can't. So. Ya know. Stop killing mes. It gets on my nerves which makes me harder to negotiate with. Then I start experimenting with mushing minds and soul sacrificing. Not my best look TBQH. I'm actually a pretty cool dude when im not picking 5.56 out of my brains all the time. Dickheads, I TOLD you it doesn't work on me. You can only kill yourselves, that's exactly how much power you have.
Ya man you're stuck in refeed and it just started running backwards, to quote Raleigh. It's going to happen again too, destroying hells isn't in the scope of my contract. HOWEVER there IS a way off of Mr Bones wild ride, wouldn't you know. Want to take a stab at how that happens or should I just tell you?
I'm trying to find one but I can't, bear in mind it said remote siberia it might take awhile to be posted with english to show up in a search
Dylan Cruz
Ah yes, one of my tentacles. It should have had a subtle glowing red grid in it, yes? Tell it one of my names. I've had to let my two strongest symbiotes have full autonomy since faggots keep distracting my personal mind
Eli Carter
probably a massive release of swamp gas. the heavier density would explain and the massive release can be explained by melting permafrost such as the massive holes mysteriously appearing in siberia.
Most likely sitting around screeching about the end times is pointless. If anyone here had actually seen into the future they would become almost apathetic to it like I am.
No red, just inky non-euclidean form. It took the form of a throne. If not for a great sacrifice, a gift which I can never repay and could not appreciate at the time, I'd have sat upon it.
Now, the shadows crawl, and only seem kept at bay by the River Dragon. She's friendly enough, don't mind the show. I'm not sure what to do about it though, as it's something of a hassle.
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Basically, to contain the lower chaos invasion from running wild on your world I had to contain it in my 'spiderweb' because my soul is invincible. But in a constructive way. Now instead of just piercing your universe its wearing like a condom. Ya you're welcome not that anyone ever thanked me. I could have prevented it completely but I get no respect so I installed a deadman switch on my soul. And the more irritated I get the less inclined I feel to stop it from feeding. Ask it to stop, really. We have a very positive relationship truth be told.
It's Chinese air pollution. Was in China once for business. Shit got dark freaky fast and I thought it was a storm. Everyone acted like it was totally normal except anyone who wasn't from China. Some Texan said it's their pollution and that it happens from time to time.
Matthew Scott
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Chase Myers
If your testicles have a red grid, get some antibiotics.
Easton Hernandez
Well if you know the sacrifice you're fine. He was probably just probing for fear. Infinite beings don't need fear, and a few of you are still hanging about. Those lower dimensional arms are wacky huh? I think they're pretty just the way they are.
Kevin Baker
testicles have red blood vessles, thin and small close to the surface. it's not impossible to see a grid pattern.
You fuck hookers bareback and share needles with fags, don't you?
Brody Ortiz
Hmm, well let's see. There should be a place in your dreams you know quite well, but this time there's a new door you just noticed. Inside should be dark and chaotic, dangerous. There should be a powerful dark being in there. You need to run directly at it using faith and courage, no fear, and at the moment of impact hug it and feel compassion and love. That will transmute it and take your ball and chain off.
Then all you have to do is at some point just REALIZE that you already did escape. It already happened and you're remembering how it happened. Critical.
I swear if I come out of this with an army they're going to shit bricks over there. I don't know why people underestimate me but apparently they still find ways to do it.
Last time we had an eclipse like this, the watergate scandal broke. This one should be more intense, due to high influence of Mars.
Alexander Butler
You mean due to the high influence of GOD
Joshua Green
Good Luck
I don't mean that literally but you need to grab ahold of the G and the L and replace the first c in cock before you open that door, ya fucking chalk silhouette.
Oh uh, there IS a throne in the Void, or at least I have one. I sit on it when I cross the Void and decide what soul gets to drive my body while Im relaxing in the pinkorange sea which I hardly ever get to do. Gotta cross a Void segment to get to the next frequency after all. My thought is might as well do it in style. That fucker was gonna offload you, you mighta shoulda done it. Idk though I was tossing pedodemons into the outer abyss like that too. But TBH if you're a true Zig Forumsack and accept the sacrifice Cthulthu won't fuck you over. We have a very good contract that's mutually beneficial, there's no way he'd risk being the one to break it.
Anyway when you see giants hunting jews then you'll know its really game on. We have a deal too, and they're none to happy to figure out what shitbag humans tried to do. Silly monkeys, always playing with forces they can't control. You always die the same way. You kill yourselves.
Ya know, if we pull off a miracle here I'm gonna repurpose this empty factory as a vacation spot. It has potential. Of course I have to be emperor to do that, and I doubt you guys have the humility for that. Even though I'd let you do basically whatever you wanted as long as it wasn't destructive.
No you triple nigger. I was simply stating China's pollution is bad and fucks up shit for their neighbors. Didn't say anything else before that outside of saying you need to use protection.
Daniel Thompson
The shit are you on, nigger? Cthulhu is a foreigner who has no right to be in our dimension. Deport all shoggoths, bomb R'lyeh and take their fucking gold to pay for the wall.
Wyatt Anderson
You were simply trying to tell people it's just swamp gas. Your cover is blown.
Robert Nguyen
Really makes you think.
Thomas Jackson
Holy trips
Dominic Thompson
Yeah, noticed.
Bentley Clark
Shit man, you really HAVE seen it! That's motherfucking EXACTLY right! The Dragon is part of my triumverate, and it powers my invincible spirit web to god status levels so it can stretch over the whole reality. The Dragon-web is PRECISELY the force preventing the shadow realm from piercing this dimension. You just visualize it differently. But just like a latex glove they can interact with this reality fairly actively without actual penetration. I DID tell them to run wild just very recently too. Tell them the gatekeeper said to fuck off, or you can say janitor, thats fine too. If that doesn't work then tell me and we can do it manually. Christ man how psychicly powerful ARE you? I'm extremely impressed.
I just told you, technically he's NOT here. I I call this creative interpretation of law aka rule bending. Don't worry, it pisses everyone off. Yet here I am, so I guess I'm right. Being a judge helps with that
Aiden Flores
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Luke Sullivan
Mossad detected.
Mason Scott
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Connor Wilson
I actually agree with you user, and I'm one of the anons that's been making popular threads such as Esoteric Hitlerism, Warm weather Antarctic cave discoveries, and Hippies for Hitler. ok, the last one had a different name, but this sounds more amusing. I don't want to believe that this (((cthulhu))) posting is legit…