Niggers in St. Louis hold ceremony thanking themselves for not paying for Gateway Arch restoration, condemn whites who footed the bill for being rayciss
A ceremony was held to cut the ribbon on the Gateway Arch in St. Louis last week. Actually, two ceremonies were held: the real ceremony, where the completely white donors cut the ribbon on the project that they, and they alone, had paid for with voluntary donations; and a second ceremony a week later, where niggers cut their own ribbon and complained about not being invited to the first gathering.
St. Louis' Gateway Arch is a Big Stupid Thing people drive in to see from miles around. Nobody knows why, exactly, they do this, but it's what the guidebooks call a tourist attraction. Like many pieces of public architecture in America, it's been crumbling since the 1965 immigration, Civil Rights, and welfare acts were signed into law, thus draining taxpayers' resources and funneling tax money to ungrateful niggers. The niggers in question, when approached for voluntary donations to support rebuilding the Arch – symbol of a now-lost white civilization – completely and without recorded exception refused to kick in a single thin dime of they Babby-daddies' chile support checks. Sheboons living on public funds are reported to have slammed the door of their public housing in the faces of naive white people who had gotten off their asses to collect for the project.
Private funds were eventually raised, however, when organizers got the bright idea of going into the white neighborhoods and asking for money from actual human beings. This was wildly successful, since whites still give a shit about this dying country for some reason, and the thing was done. The ribbon-cutting ceremony was intended to thank the (again, totally white) donors for making it possible by working their asses off, paying 78% of the personal income taxes, and not joining vigilante hit squads to exterminate the 51% of St. Louis residents who put hot sauce in their ketchup and have chlamydia. Some prominent local niggers were reportedly invited, but none of them showed up because of a rumor the arch is haunted by spirits.
Unfortunately for everyone except the Jews, kek, a photograph of white people not being raped and/or murdered hit the news, and it was time to take action. Local nogs, some of whom had actually been invited to the first (real) ceremony, saw an opportunity to complain that St. Louis' terrified and shrinking white population be all rayciss and sheeit. Never ones to let that go by, they rounded up some welfare queens, do-nothing government employees, and general activist trash living on grant money to hold a second ceremony. Naturally, while the white ceremony was all about the Arch and the amazing feat of restoring it and all the good things it will (allegedly) do for the dying city, all the talk at the nigger ceremony was about whypipo and how unfair it is that subhuman animals who gave nothing to the cause shouldn't be on the front page of the newspaper when something good is happening. Many mentions were made to the terrible, terrible 1960s; a time when niggers were generally expected to work for a living and marry their babies' mamas.
Vid related warning: Do not take a drink every time someone says "diversity." You'll be in the hospital