(I just posted this thread in LITERAL KIKECHAN BUT THEY ARE ALL TOO FUCKING STUPID TO ACTUALLY DISCUSS THIS AND THEY ALL JUST POST THEIR MOSS-AD MEMES i dont go on "chans" much anymore but this is something I felt needed to be seen)
Multiple cities across the US/canada are reporting a similar illness spreading. Symptoms include dizziness, acute rashes on the lower back/abdomen, and primarily DIARRHEA. It was first noticed to be present in multiple towns a week ago, and has since spread across the country(s). The rate of contraction is rapid, families reporting that once a single member has it - the rest of the family is suffering from symptoms as early as the same night/next morning
You will NOT hear/read/see this on the news. You will NOT be given a tidy public service announcement. You will simply see someone get it, or you yourself will get it. Go on your local normie social network and look around, you may be surprised to see people already complaining about it. The problem is most likely more widespread than even we know, as most people simply dont fucking tell people when they have diarrhea. For those who have experienced/are experiencing it, they say it is nothing like the flu as it seems to hit you within hours and the diarrhea is.. not like regular diarrhea but far more viscous almost like an oily liquid more than water.
Now you fucking know. what the hell is going on???
par for the course in my throne room but curious to know if others are experiencing the same
Tyler Barnes
there were lots of people in the kikechan thread saying they were, id link it but not sure if thats allowed here. the thread was invaded by nonsense and memes unfortunately.
James Jenkins
I'm sure we can just take your word for it. we were busy taking on the porn industry, but its good to see half chan is making use of its time and resources
Bentley Morgan
Rev up those probiotics. Keep your gut cultures healthy, so offending biotic cultures can't gain a foothold.
Christian Morgan
Get the fuck out, you goddam scat fag. Your desire for 300 reply thread of people discussing your depraved fetish for liquid poop wont happen. I bet you are a goddamn German as well.
Bombing of Dresden and Soviet rapes were to easy of a punishment for you.
Jayden Murphy
yea. and np. the thread is still up over there, lots of people reporting theyre seeing it everywhere in their communities in between the shills and meme posts.
im legit concerned.
Eli Murphy
what?
Kayden Parker
ignore the trolls, user
Hudson Scott
Im not having any issues and I exclusively drink tap water
James Morgan
at first i thought he was saying something about the topic, but now i see he was just doing ad hominem stuff about nothing.
its been a while since ive been on an imageboard, i stopped going around 2008 when things got bad. just another boomer sick of what the internet has become i guess.
James Wood
anyway, the diarrhea thing is a real problem, spreading fast, people are actually saying they have it, their families have it. this has no media attention, and i dont know why.
It is true. Hepatitis A. is also wrecking peoples shit. Why no report? Have those ass eating faggots been struck by God again?
Xavier Brooks
classic crossposting faggot do us all a favor and necklace yourself
Nolan Mitchell
he was being sarcastic dipshit
Aiden Perez
first off, i posted this first on kikechan because it has the most traffic, and i wanted to see if anyone else knew anything.
second of all, i posted it here now because the thread turned to shit with low IQ morons changing the subject.
I am not someone who needs a dopamine hit from replies to justify my existence, i am someone posting this thread trying to find answers to this silent epidemic.
Tyler Reyes
>posts unsourced bullshit
Nathaniel Ortiz
So what is the problem exactly? Stomach bugs go around a couple times a year. You get the runs for a couple days then you're fine. How is this interesting, and more importantly, how is it politics-related?
Logan Gonzalez
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Charles Walker
Not only that you are a scat fag, but you are a scat fag with a severely overly inflated ego.
Let me repeat myself. NO. ONE. CARES. ABOUT. YOUR. DISGUSTING. FETISH.
if i had a source i would post it, all i have is family members fucking sick, peopel online saying theyre sick, and now even more people saying the same.
if you want to be dismiss my thread, please do so, but please stop changing the subject, you can make your own thread for that.
Jack Foster
Must be all the ethnic diverse food leftists are so proud of.
Thomas Richardson
its interesting because it seems to be spreading rapidly, and symptoms appearing far quicker than any stomach bug ive seen, but you make a good point. i just think this is way to widespread too quickly.
Parker Turner
too*
Jose Ward
Hepatitis A. reports have been flooding in since around last week. A few have even died, and there are known reports from 7 states. Just do a search for it and restrict to within the last week. Find dozens of articles. Doctor thought I may have had a case because of abnormal liver enzyme levels. Neighbors shit their pants at a community cookout a few days ago too. Local schools are requiring vaccinations for attendance or the parents may face truancy charges.
Jack Thomas
the jews are funding the burrito industry and causing poo
Ethan Moore
I could waste time going on about every little thing you fucked up but I'll stick to some key points.
The beginning of your post should start with the key points, something along the lines of "reports of an illness resulting in diarrhea." The first thing we need to know is NOT that you are a cross posting faggot or that you already posted this elsewhere or that you don't even use imageboards much any more. This is basic writing and the first couple of lines should always be the attention grabbers. A few screencaps of people talking about said experiences not focused on the singular post but with some surrounding posts for context help. Articles and lings are good too if you have them.
This is basic stuff, like how you need your first 3 minutes of a video to be the most attention grabbing, do better.
Leo Richardson
This reminds of that thread when user ate a bunch of Diatomaceous Earth and kept posting pictures, so about every time I'd refresh >>>Zig Forums I was greeted with a toilet bowl of shit and user saying he got more parasites.
Christopher Ortiz
The revenge of the corn syrup
Josiah Flores
ok? if i agree with whatever youre trying to say, can you leave and let us discuss this topic? yes, i admit. i am a diarrhea shill for the anti-diarrea industry. go buy pepto bismol it will make your life better.
there. jesus christ.
Ryder Phillips
Are you a bot or do you not know how to read?
Adam Fisher
You are kinda cancer.
Hudson Wilson
i know how to read, he was giving a critique on my lack of formatting, and ability to please him with my OP. its literally doesnt concern me at all. it is just useless. i posted a thread about a fucking ILLNESS spreading the country. i dont have bullet points and powerpoints for his autistic pleasure unofrtunately.
Jaxon Flores
you*
and please stop.
Camden Martinez
Tiphoid fever. Burn everything.
Josiah Thompson
Last week I had a horrible diarrea paired with dizziness and nausea. No fever or anything else
I found it so weird.
BTW t. SA fag
Andrew Walker
My 2 cousins had to go to the hospital yesterday for dehydration from diarrhea…
Brandon Collins
Additionally, 15 states are reporting major cases of diarrhea from McDonald's salads. Possible that McD's was a primary infection vector. ~500 people that have questionable hygiene could easily spread that shit everywhere, and fast. Would explain why they may not be immediately seen as related, but it IS possible.
Carson Howard
which one?
Hudson Edwards
yeah I should be on his case about being a crossposting forumfaggot more and some other stuff. A good OP is important though.
I'm glad you realized you need to stop. Your kind are a real detriment to the sit with mindless bullshit.
Jayden Myers
OK! you are correct!! you are right about everything!! thank you!
Liam Reed
Yes Diarrhea spreads everywhere
Elijah Jones
Says the guy sliding the fuck out of a thread with his genz attention seeking look at me look at me posts
Liberal tier communication skills indicating an adolescent mindset. How old were you when you were traumatized stunting your emotional and mental development?
kek
Kevin Lewis
That rebbit spacing
Jason Watson
that's not how sliding works you fucking shill
what's your screen resolution
Ryder James
I'm in SA and another member of my family got it too. And said person said that there's a lot of people complaining about that. I also want to point out that there's a lot of African migrants here and I'm pretty sure nobody gave them proper vaccination
Colton Peterson
My brother also has this shit. He said he was pissing out his ass yesterday.
Isaiah Moore
I highly suspect that this entire thread is just some shitty reddit op, the goal of which is to make us look as retarded as the (((IDF))) which wears diapers during combat.
Nolan Cooper
What is SA? South America? San Antonio? South Africa? Also anyone bumping this retarded thread, please kill yourself. Zig Forums is not the place to share your experiences with mild stomach viruses. It's not on the news for the same reason you don't hear sirens and breaking emergency alerts every time a fucking cold is going around.
Also this.
Lucas Davis
Usually i would agree with this post. But here i am shitting my guts out and am worried as fuck seeing everyone else doing it too..
Josiah Bennett
there are clearly a number of foreign posters in this thread
Ayden Collins
you really are commuted to being a pest.
Julian Hernandez
This
Landon Rogers
mitted*
Levi Reyes
...
Gabriel Butler
You too? My stomach hurt past few days, this morning i have been in the bathroom for at least 2 hours already
Levi Reyes
This thread could only get more stupider if OP came out as a flat earther and believer in chemtrails.
Jack Powell
post pics with timestamp
Adam Powell
whats worse, shaming, or spewing unsubstantiated speculative nonsense, telling others they arent substantiating themselves enough?
Brayden Gutierrez
what does this have to do with the topic?
Parker Diaz
One sec.
Jonathan Jones
You seem to be capable of both if you have the runs post a short vid or a pic with a fucking time stamp or
Christian Bell
kk
Julian Cruz
it has to do with the whole thread clearly
Kevin Hall
Yeah I literally just got some horrid turtle squirts yesterday but none of the symptoms like the dizziness. Just a really bad stomach ache.
Wyatt Garcia
Kill yourselves
Dominic Reed
S-Sorry user
David Moore
Could McDonald's be trying to hide exposure of parasites in their food causing sudden and explosive shits that can take affect in a matter of hours. Foodborne illness is easily transmittable. Especially in close quarters or in unsanitary conditions/enviroments. Think of a public stall, drinking fountain, or if somebody wipes and poorly washes their hands at a buffet or school lunch line.
Zachary Jones
No timestaml option on my phone.. does that shit even exist anymore? Anyway here. Enjoy.
If you can't sage you really should go back to reddit.
If you don't know what a timestamp is you need to lurk moar. Also you're a disgusting pajeet and you should kill yourself.
Alexander Turner
there there
wew laddie
clean your fucking toilet and get a fucking picture with a piece of fucking paper with the time and date on it for fucks sake
Austin Campbell
Oh yes, daddy..oh yes, I have been such a bad boy, so bad and dirty. Please, spit on me and yell sage repeatedly into my worthless face.
Eli Nelson
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Michael Diaz
Dude whatever.
Carson Foster
you can even see diarrhea splatter on the toiler paper on the bowl, but you still persist with your attention seeking nonsense.
Bentley Myers
Sage for a shitty thread
Brayden Perez
Sounds like a viral infection. Could be a bug going around due to all the somalians and arabs who don't wash properly and bring their 3rd world diseases over.
Evan Gray
i think you are just posting from different IPs now. lots of people have said they are experiencing this. an user even placated you with a picture of his messy bowl. go fuck off now.
Caleb Lee
Wtf is this shit? Wtf kind of reply is this? Where's the fucking bants?!
Kayden Wilson
Im not a child.. i dont "bants" i posted because this is affecting me. Zig Forumsused to not be twitter.
Bentley Hill
Guess you're right. You discovered there's a stomach infection going around! Master detective. Case closed now, I guess. Count this one as a victory.
Jayden Wilson
Go back to kikechan. Your posting style is fucking annoying and you need to be hit in the skull with a brick. Go to sleep forever, fag.
Grayson Flores
can you leave then? no one really is giving you attention but me.. and thats only because i want people to know im serious about this. willing to defend myself.
Thomas Lee
Just because McDonald's is trash, does not mean people aren't going to eat there. It makes sense too. Uneducated poor folks with poor hygiene could easily cause epidemics due to either ignorance or simple laziness. Imagine if this infects major supply farms or food processing plants.
Camden Fisher
see pic related and if you dont want to be considered full of shit post it again with a physical time stamp this time
I've seen enough unclean toilets in poor peoples houses to tell whats wet and whats dried caked on shit from a bowl that hasn't been cleaned in months. And I wouldn't be surprised if at least 5 of these IDs are yours.
