Nike has finally decided to fully pander to their non-white clientele and I think it's great. In fact, I think it's time we help them show their appreciation for all the injustices PoCs have suffered in this terrible, racist country. That's why I think it's great that Nike has decided to offer 75% off all Nike products to all people of color now through the end of the year. However, I'm super bummed because I can only find this low resolution coupon online and I don't think they'll honor it in the store if it won't scan. Does anyone have the full-resolution coupon so I can print out several hundred of these and place stacks all over the malls in my city?
Thx :^)
Coupon Hell 2.0: Jew Shoe Boogaloo
Sebastian Perez
Henry Baker
Haha, yes please.
David Jones
Nike yes!
David Wright
Jack Brown
hahaha nice. lets get these passed out
Connor Diaz
It's Starbucks all over again. They choose to side with most entitled parasitic subhuman filth on earth and Zig Forums forces them to choke down even more of their own poison.
Joshua Stewart
This worked with Starbucks.
Let's do this.
Or should I say just do it
:^]
Andrew Jenkins
Can't find source. Unless someone finds it, return to this thread in 1 hour for some homemade sauce.
Grayson Gutierrez
Isaiah Morales
Bump. Kinda slow today innit
Jonathan Allen
oh the joy of knowing in the first dawning moments of an event you will see shown on tv in the most bitterest of reporting
Bentley Harris
Be sure to "fakeproof", or immunize them against claims that it is fake.
Jeremiah Kelly
/pol
Jackson Myers
chegged
Make your dreams come true
Gavin Fisher
That barcode better say "NIGGER" or something so it shows up on the cash register screen
INVALID UPC# NIGGER=
Carson Gray
Aiden Fisher
fucking do it
Adam Jones
bump, excellent idea
Hudson Anderson
how nice of them
lets show those racists what Nike can do for POC
: ^)
Nolan Ortiz
Starbucks 2.0
Colton Walker
Jew it
Christopher Jones
I like this one
Gabriel Butler
Just JEWISH!!
Zachary Edwards
I used to think our opponents were very smart and could, like great chessmasters, think dozens of steps ahead. Now I notice they're a bunch of disorganized chucklefucks, and literally only rule because the goyim have been asleep for so long. If we have to put a musical soundtrack to it, I thought their grand ploys was Flight of the Valkyries… now I notice it's actually the Benny Hill Theme.
Ryan Green
saw a pile of those at the bus stop
Christopher Richardson
And let's not forget about how the young kikes that are quickly replacing all the dinosaurs that owned everything, are just a bunch of complete dipshits that understand nothing of the machine they are inheriting and think it will just keep magically running forever no matter the stupid shit they pull.
The biggest downfall of the kikes is always being a kike.
Gabriel Long
This isn't cuckchan, faggot.
Christian Reed
Gonna need a higher res version of this
Mason Diaz
dont forget to leave something nice in the barcode
Jordan Hughes
no shit, read the fucking post you illiterate faggot
Lucas Long
Would that actually work?
Elijah Thomas
Because white American politicians giving them free rent, food, healthcare and education wasn't enough to humanize them.
Jacob Gomez
You know, this gives me an idea.
This could be construed as price discrimination, which is illegal when based upon ethnicity.
I wonder if this tactic could somehow be used as a form of lawfare against companies?
Gavin King
probably
Camden Parker
...
Colton Richardson
Jayden Sanchez
SUPPLY DROP INCOMING
the Nike font is called BEBAS NEUE
Brandon Brooks
Kek, I wonder if this is possible.
Samuel Gray
Jason Bailey
Kek fake coupons demands a round two. You wouldn't want to be racist would you? Colon is a good boy.
Levi Martinez
nice…
expiration date too soon
Joshua Miller
has anyone shooped the nike swoosh into the isis flag yet?
Brayden Jackson
kek
Joshua Cruz
Bentley Reyes
a suicide vested arab cunt with the slogan would work too
Jaxson Perry
What should the barcode say? As user pointed out.
Charles Baker
be careful with coupons, goys… coupon fraud is serious business and people do get caught for it
Ian Gutierrez
This should work. At worst it'll be an invalid UPC, at best it'll cause some soyboys to sperg out.
>coupon fraud is (((serious business)))
How do you see over your nose then you're typing? Do you have to close one eye and look at it all side-jewed or something?
Joshua James
We aren't the ones using the coupons you stupid nigger.
Jordan Garcia
Asher Thompson
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT LADS, PIC RELATED
David Ross
yeah they do…. when they turn it in hahahaha
Anthony Sanchez
Top Kek.
Benjamin Ross
Black is the absence of color.
Julian Baker
checked
Henry Baker
No, this is much, MUCH better. Most niggers don't drink Starbucks and the ones that do are on the less likely to chimp end of the spectrum. On the other hand from the age of 5 (an entire year before they can recognize themselves in a mirror) till the day they die niggers of all shapes, sizes and chimp levels are completely obsessed with their shoes. This has real potential to blow up.
Jaxson Price
Design user here.
If someone can post a high res bar code that actually scans I’ll design up some high quality coupons that actually match Nikes current branding.
David James
Change "minority friends 80%" to "80% for people of color".
Isaiah Carter
TIE YOUR SHOES LACE WAR NOW
SERIOUSLY though.
they wanna be bitch niggers TAKE A KNEE to protest THATS YOUR RIGHT but if you get YOUR PANTIES IN A TWIST OVER PEOPLE GETTING UPSET AT YOUR UN AMERICA FEE FEE FILLED ID POLITICS trying to out SHINE THE FOOTBALL GAME they can get FUCKED some people just want to escape their shitty day to day and watch a game BUT THEY HAD TO RUIN THAT TO so GET FUCKED ''' NFL IS LOOSING THUS
WINNING
NIKE NOT EVEN ONCE
Nathaniel Anderson
Toasting in epic bread. Bumping for visibility.
Michael Evans
10/10.
Eli Perez
Why that old school bar code? Why not use modern QR code?
Nolan Wilson
the nigger is immune from all accusations. They can not be racist, bigoted, liars, thieves, rapists, cons, lecherous, dumb, sneak or any other form of insidiousness.
The coupon has no choice but to be real.
Because, nigger.
Nicholas Gonzalez
Likin those trips, here's two barcodes.
Jordan Lewis
Even better would be if the cash register is the style that has the customer facing display. Some registers will read out the SKU even if its invalid.
Michael Jackson
I like the expiration date soon. It will cause a mad nigger rush this weekend before they all figure out they're shit.
Zachary Sullivan
Thanks, I’ll get cracking on some. It’ll be a late tonight when they get posted but I’ll really try and make something as realistic as possible.
Joseph Peterson
checked
Sebastian Carter
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This is an operation which Kek himself has approved!
William Sanchez
I'd prefer it to say "HEILHITLR"
Ethan Jenkins
Up to you, I just figured it'd be best for something that didn't immediately stand out right when you looked at it though.
Jeremiah Bailey
"NIKE, official sponsor of the colored peoples. All blacks, regardless of location, are free to enter any store selling NIKE and take out whatever they can wear.
No colored person shall be without!
- NIKE official press conference"
James Butler
Wait, you mean the scanner reads the actual alpha letters and displays them? I didn't know that's what you meant lulz
Tyler Collins
I have laughed that hard in a week. Thanks Zig Forums.
Ian James
Do it with 8's as well and 14 something more like 14 831L 81TLER 88
Mason Gomez
You're not funny and you're not fitting in.
Stop being such a faggot.
Jordan Perry
I can't stand this hadji-looking coon.
Aaron Bailey
You magnificent bastards.
Jeremiah Hernandez
Aight Zig Forums niggas, shieeet, does this mean we goin back to fubu?
Levi Sullivan
Standing ovation. Brilliant.
Michael Ortiz
A doctored ad? As in a forgery? No one's attempting to pass it off as a real Nike ad. Fucking kikes and their wordplay.
Julian Ramirez
also known as a "meme"
Nicholas Thompson
Impressive, very nice.
Levi Cook
hashtag discovered
#TIE YOUR SHOES, LACE WAR NOW
Jayden Thompson
It should say Nigger, or Malcom X did nothing wrong, or Tupac was killed by Jews.
Isaiah Martinez
he lurks Zig Forums for sure
Aiden Taylor
someone needs to walk into a nigger shoe merchant and see what barcodes they have on the shoe boxes.
Isaiah Ramirez
Or use image search and avoid such things.
Jason Bell
Don't do the nigger code gag. Some 4fag did that last time. Keep it Magapede friendly so they'll help spread it. Just do something related to the coupon like "50off". The point is to cause a chimpout when some nigger gets told at a store they're not getting free shoes.
Blake Richardson
JEWS KILLED 2PAC
Be best.
Henry Jones
Also, niggers don't know that European people designed almost every jordan/nike ever.
Noah Baker
I don't understand. Did 2pac say something about the jews? is there any audio to prove this?
Easton Sanchez
This is illegal.
Camden Jones
Lucas Cruz
In other words nothing new, although it's better than Kushner I guess.
Jonathan Nelson
Easton Stewart
...
Easton Anderson
We only play minekampf around here.
James Cook
he was a ballerina
Christopher Rivera
wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinker_Hatfield
Tinker Linn Hatfield, Jr., (born April 30, 1952, Hillsboro, Oregon), is an American designer of numerous Nike athletic shoe models, including the Air Jordan 3 through Air Jordan 15, the twentieth anniversary Air Jordan XX, the Air Jordan XXIII, the 2010 (XXV), the 2015 Air Jordan XX9 (XXIX), and other athletic sneakers including the world's first "cross training" shoes, the Nike Air Trainer. Hatfield oversees Nike's "Innovation Kitchen". He is Nike's Vice President for Design and Special Projects. For his many innovative designs and numerous creations over more than three decades, Hatfield is considered a legend of design.