Jewish lies thread

Calm down Ariel. We can build a special oven just for you.

Jews will believe you can burn 5 bodies to cinders in one oven if you just show them a citation. This is talmudism in it's most refined form.

We will rectify your lies and make an honest people out you yet.

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THE SMARTEST RACE

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They can tell the truth sometimes but only if there is profit in it.

No. You don't get it. Jews do not believe in truth.
They believe that whatever they say is true, no matter what. All their effort goes into trying to make a lie the truth.
You can't make a lie true. Even if you use some truths to spread your lies, a lie will always be a lie and can never be the truth.

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Heh heh heh
I'd much rather hang out with some hicks than (((you)))

and gradually, I began to hate them

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We don't want you associated with us either, kike.

Also kill yourself.

Also post the Holocauster that one is always hilarious

How would you do it Zig Forums?

I believe the cargo ship crammed to the gills with as many kikes you can fit. Then sail to the arctic circle and expose them all to the elements till hypothermia sets in. Then just push all the frozen corpses into the frigid water where the remains become fish food. Return and collect next batch. They will not realize what is happening until they are too weak and cold to do anything.

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Remember (of course you don’t) when we planned to buy an old oil tanker and use it to give migrants free rides to Europe? You retrofit it to have a cargo door in the bottom, fill it with migrants at 50 bucks a head, boat out to the middle of the Mediterranean, and open the doors. The hold floods, they all drown, you use the pumps to get the bodies out, close the doors, drain the water, and sail right back to the African coast for another load. We worked out the math. We could even make a PROFIT on it over the cost of operating the ship.

Mensch aint a kine word though.

abolish usury
punish welfare fraud with forced manual, menial labor
on that thought, eliminate welfare
force tax dodgers to pay back taxes with in-kind donations of their time doing forced manual, menial labor
enforce only local and regional land ownership via abolishing shell corporations
force nonprofits to pay a kike-style fee if they profit unnecessarily, tax dodgers break rocks with slightly harder rocks for the rest of their days for use in public projects
thing the kike hates the most:
manual labor
usury and tax dodging effectively generate capital and goods without real labor
historically the kike participates in usury

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Genetically engineer a virus that affects Chinese, Blacks, Jews, and then let nature do the work.

you mean a virus that Caucasoids are immune to? you can buy crispr kits

This is the saltiest reply I've ever seen.

Regarding op:
5 bodies/h is one every 12 minutes. They burn faster than wood. But do they float on water ?

Daily reminder that CRISPR has spawned over two dozen new techniques since 2011 but yet if you google for it you will find a long list of reasons CRISPR doesn't work as expected and everyone that wants genetic engineering should just NOT.

Genetic engineering is possible, plausible, efficient, and the present, not the future.

Get ready.

Are these even real? Did Germans actually tat them up or did random jews all go into parlors at the same time to badly draw a number on themselves and then it spread like a terrible meme?
I've never really questioned the tattoo.

The high IQ myth is one of the most insidious, it allows alt-lite gatekeepers like Mollymeme and Washyourdickman to avoid the JQ.

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Here's a jewish lie: Trump is (((Trump))) and Trump is "Baste!"

Fact: Trump is pro-whiite, which is the only thing relevant to whiites, at this point. 1488? Yes. 14 is first. 88 is second. Get 14, then get 88. You don't go for 88 first, then 14.

So yes, this is a kike lie, and here's where there are some kikes you may not be aware of: they mawd here.

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I've wondered this too, was there actually a numbers system like that that Germany used?? or was it what you said, either way, the numbers don't add up to (((their))) story, so fuck em.

Agreed, I hate that oversampling bullshit they do, and it's not just done with kike's iq too, like your cap said, they did it with Shillary's campaign. I'm always questioned about my statistics and their accuracy, yet those same faggots don't think twice about actual falsified or exaggerated statistics like that. Fuckin angers me to no extent.

Buy Madagascar and ship them all there. Everyone has a place somewhere on this earth, its just that not everyone can be in the same place. Board of peace.

the jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

14 isn't a binary objective. You can never achieve 14. It is something that you'll always need to fight for. Though it will be a lot easier once we reach the ethnostate and further so for the ethnoglobe. Once we achieve the ethnoglobe we still have to watch out for asteroids or aliens from space.
88 is a single component of the progress of obtaining the 14 words.

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I like your first one but need to fix the grammatical errors. Image 2 needs to be made into an info graph.

There are 3 kinds of lie.
Lies, damned lies and statistics

LMAO do you need a citation to do a math problem, you fucking nigger?

Wikipedia really is something. The sources on all holocauster related articles are absurd.

14 is a binary objective. You either are alive and healthy or not. It's binary. It's as binary as they come. It's as binary as abortion.

heil.

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required reading
archive.is/FL7qV

youtube.com/watch?v=HPzxTQ3t1wU

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theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/24/holocaust-survivor-lied-joseph-hirt-auschwitz

tellingstories.org/holocaust/wlowenberg/

"The Jews got only 200 calories a day for food. In the morning, they had no breakfast for breakfast –only tea. For lunch, 4 people had to eat a single bowl of soup. The Jews got a slice of bread for dinner. If you didn’t eat your bread right away, the rats would steal it from you.

The camp commander had a motorcycle that he would drive down the main street. He would shoot at anything that moved from his motorcycle. If he saw you, he would use you for target practice.

There was typhus at Auschwitz. A friend, the magician, told William not to drink the water. The friend put a pebble in William’s mouth to make saliva. So William didn’t have to drink any water for 3 years, but was never thirsty. William would clean himself by rolling in the snow.

William saw his own mother, father, and sister go into the gas chamber. The Germans had crews of Jews who would work in the gas chambers. Every 90 days, the Nazis shot the Jews who worked in the gas chamber, because they didn’t want anyone alive to testify about what the Nazis were doing.

At Auschwitz, there was a team of Jews that had wheelbarrows. Every morning the Jews would walk around the fence with their wheelbarrows, and pick up the dead Jews who had died on the electric fence.

Dr. Mengele would perform experiments on the Jews. He castrated the big Jews. He injected animal semen into some other Jews.

One day a wheelbarrow ran over William, and he couldn’t work. So his friend, the magician, hid William in the rafters. The magician would have been killed in the first transport, but the Nazis needed a magician.

Then William and the magician volunteered for a transport that said “Destination Unknown.” The Nazis killed all the Jews at Auschwitz, so William is lucky the Nazis let him and the magician volunteer for this transport. The transport went to the Warsaw ghetto. William worked on the dynamite team. The Nazis made the Jews dynamite the buildings."

youtu.be/YVmIaBW-HjI

(non lying jews confessing they had orchestras, weekly soccer tournaments, art supplies, coupons for food and cigarettes etc)

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how would i do it? while i respect the approaches of ingenious efficiency, my own philosophy towards the systematic extinction of the Semites is a more pastoral and meandering scenic Sunday drive.

i want a slow drawn out revenge against the kike. i want to do to the kike exactly what they do to us.

first i would expel all the kikes to israel under the threat of death. the kikes would rejoice. one more thing. i would also expel 12 million of the biggest brute, most illiterate, horniest convicts Niggers from Niger to Israel. Niger has the highest fertility rate in the world–each sheboon squirts out 7 niglets.

within one generation, 50% of Big Khazar Milkers would be providing sustenance to a monkey army.

second, i would ban usury to all non-kikes, and confiscate all kike financial accounts. then i would charge interest on the $30 billion per year in foreign aid from the US to Israel. the interest rate is 80%.

third, since Kikeywood has been effectively shut down, i would repurpose it to pump out propaganda targetting kikes. race mixing between Kikesses and niggers will be on every tv show, every commercial, every movie and every song.
grotesque pornography depicting kikes renouncing their faith, accepting Jesus into their hearts, and then celebrating in an orgy gangbang full of Palestinians and Persians. this porn will be played at every street kiosk, bus and train station and Yeshiva.

fourth, i would formally give Al Asqa to Abu Bakr Baghdadi, and move the Knesset to Gaza, and move Hamas HQ to the former Knesset.

fifth, i would mandate all Orthodox kikes be required to work 20 hours per week doing hard manual farm labor, or else they lose their welfare.

after 20 years of living under my plan, the kikes will be begging for death, and start building their own gas chambers and begging me to use them.

Banned in UK, can anyone Webm?

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buy a vpn. srsly

I tried UL the vid directly, didnt work. Use proxfree.com/

That's a foolish attitude, and will never work on them. Stop that for your own sanity.

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The 14 don't say "we must be alive". They're about preserving the future. There will always be a future, so the 14 will never be 'completed'.

kek

Yes, but I think you have an overly literal concept of living. Such is the nature of the unphilosophical man. Plato's cave etc.

Why isn't Ryan like the secret word meaning aRyan?

They didn't didn't even have ovens at Treblinka. They made "approximately" one million of the mythical six million disappear on glorified BBQ grills.

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Jews are just mad my stars have more points than theirs.

The lulziest part is the claim they were thrown ALIVE into the ovens. They never discuss how they were tied up, so presumably the imaginary ovens basically were a kind of pit or something. The fuel costs would have been astounding.

the fuel was actually cheap
a nazis hate burns so hot and fiercely only cause you lie a little that you just have to exterminate them solely for that reason if need be.

Its not costs that matter but supply itself.
The Germans had a massive fuel shortage particularly from 44-45 due to the loss of Romania to the bolsheviks also all fuel would have been used for the war effort not diverted for useless purposes.

INVENTIONS OF THE SCOTS:
>teleprinter shitposting
And don't forget the African favorites:

what the actual fuck… did you even read the post you replied to ?
In case you did but sperg'd out : nobody believes that kind of bullshit lie who THINKS about the EFFICIENCY of said …"hell pit"

Multiple bodies increase time to cremate. Very simple example is to put a 1" piece of meat on a bbq and a 5" piece. Put on high and let burn. Take otu when 1" piece is burnt to crisp. 5" will be nowhere near cooked inside.

Cremation is little different than BBQ, but thermodynamics is roughly the same and cremation works similarly - more bodies take far longer. Caskets are an exception for more mass. They are usually symbolic, but actually speed up the cremation process for obvious reasons.

Initially, in Auschwitz, the camp numbers were sewn on the clothes. With the increased death rate it became difficult to identify corpses, since clothes were removed from corpses. Therefore, the medical personnel started to write the numbers on the corpses' chests with indelible ink. Difficulties increased in 1941 when Soviet prisoners of war came in masses, and the first few thousand tattoos were applied to them. This was done with a special stamp with the numbers to be tattooed composed of needles. The tattoo was applied to the upper left part of the breast. In March 1942, the same method was used in Birkenau. Metal stamps turned out to be impractical, and later numbers were tattooed with a single needle on the left forearm. Jews were sometimes given a small triangle with their number early on.

The sequence according to which serial numbers were issued evolved over time. The numbering scheme was divided into “regular,” AU, Z, EH, A, and B series’. The “regular” series consisted of a consecutive numerical series that was used, in the early phase of the Auschwitz concentration camp, to identify Poles, Jews, and most other prisoners (all male). This series was used from May 1940-January 1945, although the population that it identified evolved over time. Following the introduction of other categories of prisoners into the camp, the numbering scheme became more complex. The “AU” series denoted Soviet prisoners of war, while the “Z” series (with the “Z” standing for the German word for Gypsy, Zigeuner) designated the Romany. These identifying letters preceded the tattooed serial numbers after they were instituted. “EH” designated prisoners that had been sent for “reeducation” (Erziehungshäftlinge).

In May 1944, numbers in the “A” series and the “B” series were first issued to Jewish prisoners, beginning with the men on May 13th and the women on May 16th. The “A” series was to be completed with 20,000; however an error led to the women being numbered to 25,378 before the “B” series was begun. The intention was to work through the entire alphabet with 20,000 numbers being issued in each letter series. In each series, men and women had their own separate numerical series, ostensibly beginning with number 1.

Since there was never a “C” series, the maximum number of prisoners that could have been tattooed after May 1944 was 45,378.

The ink is also poor quality and if you can clearly read the tattoo to this day, it is fake.

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Poor hitler, feel sorry for him.

Perhaps its time to make HTML docs that are interactive?

Aye, laddie, it's grabber imliching.

They had TWO orchestras in Auschwitz.

jewboi maaaaaaad
this is secretly a slide thread

This salty kike post fills my heart with joy, and much optimism for the future.

They know their biggest lie is crumbling, and they fear for the consequences.

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Kek

The truth rarely gets out on wikipedia… en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=859543519

Back to reddit kike have a (you)

The only honest kike is a dead kike.

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What's going on.

I like the way you think

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Turn of the century industrial bread ovens.

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More traditional bread ovens

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Scotty from Star Trek doesn’t count haggisnigger. You forgot Scotch Tape though tbh lad.

ok

(((esoteric))) (((gnosticism))) (((greenpill))) – no understanding of magic or terms or history. Constant pedo brainwashing sex shilling.

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you do know what a pyre is right?

Hunter S. Thompson is a writer notorious for his alcohol and drug use. And I believe there is am myth surrounding him that his autopsy showed that his body was relatively clean or basically not that of a lifelong addict.

I think this is a lie to promote drugs and then simultaneously deny any harmful ramifications. Even myths about the liver regenerating itself etc to cope with alcohol abuse is so overstated.

Oh boy do you wanna know what your liberal democrat leaders unanimously support in the middle east, newperson?

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Jewish lies thread? We only have 750 posts to work with here user, can't post everything a kike has ever said in all of human history.

God I hate seeing these threads…mostly those are made by that jew troll Robert Sepehr