Creepy Porn Lawyer got trolled by Halfchan user

politico.com/story/2018/09/25/michael-avenatii-kavanaugh-accusations-4chan-841348
cbsnews.com/news/michael-avenatti-denies-he-got-pranked-by-4chan/
thehill.com/homenews/senate/408375-avenatti-denies-being-duped-by-4chan-user-on-kavanaugh-accuser
mediaite.com/online/avenatti-vows-his-kavanaugh-accuser-isnt-a-4chan-hoax/

This is Glorious

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r-reddit go
this board is only for prototyping new demoralization tactics now

no, this thread stays because Codemonkey said so.

here - let me give it a little ironic bump.

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Ha
Showed the wife tonight and she laughed
Well done cucked faggots , well fone

Avenatti denies being 'duped' by 4Chan user on Kavanaugh claims

""There is a rumor being floated that I was 'duped' or 'pranked' by a 4Chan user re Kavanaugh," Avenatti, who has said he has a client with claims to make against Kavanaugh, tweeted Tuesday. "This is completely false. It never happened; it is a total fabrication. None of it is true.""

thehill.com/homenews/senate/408375-avenatti-denies-being-duped-by-4chan-user-on-kavanaugh-accuser

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Original thread
boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/186910048

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he could have just ignored it completely, acknowledging it makes it more than likely now

now surely they were smart enough to record calls or something, right?>>12193358

Great job, Ebaums.

At least he didnt have any hentai up his sleeve like kurt, the poor heeb.


fucking kek, too true user, at least on november 9th itll be back to normal.


Too obvious, mods will delete it because you aren't just

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TIP TOP KEK

This reminds me when we made up pissgate. I even remember the exact line I added and it was purposely ridden with spelling\grammar errors but the MI6niggers\CIAniggers STILL fell for it LOL

Kek
Normal
Fucking top/10 dude i

Sir, you are a god among men.

Aven-titty got trolled TFO. He wanted to make this his 'Opus Magnus' and he got his ass handed to him by a shitty little board that collects bottle caps and shares 'Extreme Ironing' images, using MSPaint, GIMP and stripper-chick gf's to sew mayhem in the Left's bid to coup the US into Liberal Fascism

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I want to believe.
What is creepy porn lawyer's twatter? I want to confirm this.

>twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti
Wew. It's true.

vast, if verifiable

put a # in front of FFFFF and you get hex code for the colour white.
smells like a clew.

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Wish they would have atleast recorded a phone call or screenshot of the 10+ calls

recording is about to be leaked tomorrow morning. user was waiting until he denied it to release it.

That would be the way to do it. Fingers crossed it's legit.

Too convenient. Now they have no way to provide proofs. It's a plausible story, though great if true, that ends with them destroying the evidence. I hope they got proof and have a recording. The story itself is manipulated in a manner to make it sound plausible. Me hopes its true tho. But dont defend something that cant be defended.

reported
it doesn't matter how good your thread is, if you don't follow conventions you have to go back

I'll close the thread due to a… technicality.

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how did you feed it to Steele?

praying that this is real and shitanatti gets fucking rekt

But have you got the memes or screencaptures to prove you were there?

I watched the Rick Wilson trolling to much hilarity also, with a front row seat, but getting the fucking lamestream media to admit to its 4/pol/ origins has been impossible - even with proof in hand. The progressive Left simply wants to believe anything the media tells them, even when they know they are being lied to. And for this, we may go to war with Russia? They are fucking insane. There's no other word for it.

Proof and reason bounces off of them like water off a turtle's back.

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you're not from here – LEAVE NOW

At this point, I would continue to bait creepy porn lawyer, that way he won't know right from wrong and he'll go away.
How do we do that?
1.Male Accuser
There are always female accusers but never male accusers. We can spin this to "Why won't let the dems allow the first homosexual on the SCOTUS?"
2. #AvenattiTouchedMe
include that hashtag along with #MeToo

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Which begs the question; who was the prankster behind this ludibrium?

I'm calling it for Roger Stone. The use of a woman in the prank means he's not some basement boi with onion breath from the normal ranks of 4chan. He's a master political hit man who didn't know how to properly post green text.
The "stripper girlfriend" was in all likelihood his wife.

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“Jazzhands McFeels” is a TRSodomite e-celeb. Polite sage for endorsing him.

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Oh fuck off, you no fun faggot. No one knows yet if it's real; we're just hoping it's real, and acknowledging a pretty damn good trolling effort thus far that got the porn lawyer to acknowledge it publicly.

It doesn't even matter if it's true or not anymore, him locking his Twitter and actually addressing a fucking 4chan post means he has already lost. The fact it was picked up by the retarded lügenpresse just makes it even more hilarious. Creepy porn lawyer will never recover.

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Randomly grabbing mementos from the timeline implied no endorsement. I don't know this McFeels dork from Sammy Davis Jr.

Let the meme spread by any means available.

And back to Roger Stone; there's some rumors that the original prankster has audiotape of all the conversations with CPL and is just waiting for the most opportune moment to drop them on him.

Fucking kill yourself nigger.

There’s a very specific reason why we hate TRSodomites. Lurk 2 years.

^ This.

1. Love being retired
2. Love my beautiful new home in a peaceful clean relatively remote neighborhood
3. Love watching the political catfight of the century in real time, ahead of the MSM by 3 days or so, just bouncing back and forth between 4chan and Zig Forums Zig Forums
4.Love that Autumn is here, and it's cool with brisk winds and clear blue skies

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I bet you wouldn't eat your sammiches unless mommy cut the crusts off for you.

Kys

when you finally decide to go on your shooting spree would you mind awfully refraining from targeting that high class sorority house with all the beautiful blond girls? thx

Great argument faggot >>>/reddit/

You can say anything about 4 cucks, but at least they are a reliable ally.

The thing is, the way they're overreacting indicates it's true, but the real test will be if he comes up empty-handed and has to withdraw his charges.
If he does that, this is definitely true.

I don't think he has the time to find another liar willing to perjure themselves, and certainly not one that fits the proper description.
I look for him to say his client has refused to step forward due to "death threats" or some other nonsense.

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Kill yourself fat sad sack of shit

Only a recording or proofs can vindicate! To me, it sounds like we're being trolled. The story begins plausibly and ends with them breaking all the evidence. They end the story with that statement, it didnt even need to be included but they had to.

I never liked reddit. I was more of a Fucked Company Kiwi's Astroglide bbs kind of guy.

Filtered and reported for defending TRSodomites.

There's not defense whatsoever of defending anyone. Reading comprehension is not your thing I see. With your prosecutorial skillset perhaps you can find employment with the DNC.

Checking cuckchan they're going crazy about this. Check their threads, it's all about welcoming the normalfags.

I stand by it, if creepy lawyer comes up empty handed, it pretty much verifies this troll.

Out.

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That too! If he hasnt got anyone else this would be silent confirmation! I'd be thrilled if the $75,000 offered by cnn n avenatti were shown to be true tho, that would be even greater.

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How many reddit tier magapedes are in that thread? Including you.

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More like Avanatti faked the entire story to add more delay time and the MSM is covering his ass with these "i got conned by 4cuck" stories so he isn't locked behind bars.

Glad you got to enjoy those post WWII goodfeels. Hope it was all worth it.

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One nigger less a few billion more to go.

That accusation has worn more than a little thin at this stage, Moshe. But by all means keep at it.

Fug. Meant for:

I remember reading that it lived

Oh fugg.

Well, at least, considering his past financial record, he can't count for shit along with falling for this shit.

I think he meant the 4chan userbase, but usually redditors don't do anything spectacular to stop or troll or even expose pedos, so is most likely the autismos on 4chinz just struck again, now they might nuke israel for laugh's.

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You wouldn't happen to have the parody videos, would you?

Yeah I remember that. It did live.
source: dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4367818/Cruel-woman-films-housemaid-falling-seventh-floor.html

Avenatti may be an idiot for believing half Zig Forums's ruse but the dems who believed the absolutely purposely ridiculous things Zig Forums made up are even dumber lmao

Tip Top Kek but one thing that stands out here fornthis user:
He lets his g/f strip for and give lap dances to other guys and do who knows what else? At least he put the whore to good use.

More! I can only beat off to this one so much.

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fuck off back to facebook pathetic brainless faggot

LOOKS LIKE HALFCHAN IS GONNA BE INVESTIGATED

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CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

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that's exactly why its spreading despite absolutely zero proof

Inb4
ITS DA RUSSIANS
OY VEY

Will they arrest the pedo mods over there or just turn them into assets if they haven't been turned already

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Not going to happen. Creepy porn faggot acts as though he has weight to throw around, but he has none. The best he can hope for is to try and bait Republicans into calling his bluff, causing further delays. But everyone already knows this has been about delays from the get go. It's already become tiresome. Really, really weak play.

Actually I grew up poor after my father died when I was young and my life has been mostly poverty and hard work and abuse.

And that is the joy of retirement; I get to live in comfort as a hermit. No more assholes to contend with

Feels good man.

So here's where we stand with Kav;

1. Avenatti's accuser is a 4chan ludibrium and he's fuxxored.
2. The Ramirez (?) broad is refusing totally to cooperate with the Judiciary Committee in any capacity. No testimony there.
3. Feinstein says she has no way of knowing if this Ford (or whatever her name is) will even show up on Thursday to testify.
4. Kav testified under oath and thus subject to prosecution and jail time for perjury.

Thursday will be the big day.
The committee vote is scheduled for Friday.

I predict none of the three accusers will step forward to testify and it's all been a childish if vicious charade by the Democrats.

Shooting star version needs to happen.

Take this cuckchan-tier thread back to cuckchan where it belongs

I predict water is wet.

We get it, you're so old that you didn't have phone service for weeks at at time trying to download 300k.

Fucking THIS THIS THIS THIS

It’s actually a brilliant move (if you care about fucking him over and the democrats in general of course)

Avenatti BTFO forever. Especially after spending all day spilling his spaghetti about it
His own explanation is that this woman is reluctant to come forward out of fear etc. A convenient excuse, for sure. But if true, imagine the pressure he’s putting on her now. He looks like an IDIOT if she doesn’t come forward. FOREVER. He could pressure her too much and she’ll completely back out. IDIOT FOREVER LMAO

So it doesn’t matter if this troll story is real or not. Either way this is genius.

Yes. And? My mommy makes the best PB&J

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Steele (aka Rick, the cuck, Wilson) was practically on his knees begging for even the slightest hint of something amounting to dirt.

Another user also remarked of submitting a word for word diaper story off of fanfiction.net that then had words replaced to fit the narrative. I wonder if they still have it.

It's also important to remark that this "last minute rape accuser" strategy has been shown to be a repeated thing time and time again. They did it for Kavanaugh here, they did it to the one fuck that had a scientist that could determine the age of the ink for validity (so the accuser was obviously reluctant to submit the note), and people seem to have come down with amnesia in remembering that there was a brief window where it was found that democrat affiliates and lugenpresse were attempting to pay women to come forward and last minute accuse Trump during the gen election, but it fell through.
Calling them out on their predictable playbook puts a bead of sweat on their heads.
And that there's so much attention being drawn to this would put some validity that they're kvetching hard about having their shit wrecked by some mongolian cave painter. It's one thing when it was some alphabet soup leaking nudes to halfchan during the fappening to stir a ruckus. Reporters now especially can no longer ignore us. They tried doing so during the gen election. But them acknowledging us more and more shows just how much (((they))) lost the narrative and how much (((they))) are panicking.

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I remember my part being re-engineered, because my contribution was basically Trump hiring two strippers to shit on the bed, having a priest baptize the shit as Obama and Michelle, and then paying the staff to take it outside, hang the mess from a cross and burn it, and then Trump pissing on it, like he was going to piss on Obama's legacy. Oddly, they liked the pissing part, and hookers.

Gee I wonder why

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This appeal to authority bullshit is getting annoying.

I'm not following this dog and pony show, but it's interesting the effect all these sexual allegations will have on the public mind, which is that people will finally just say, fuck it, it's fine. Women will start to be seen more as objects.

This is a soft power approach they're taking, ousting politicians with muh wimminz, and trying to take down linux with faggots in clown make-up. It's failing.


Finally. 4chan is russia so everything they do is proof of russian activity. Print it up.

YOU DONE GOOFED

They have to die too, user. They've burned the coal. It is a question of hygiene.

Integrity is such a foreign concept to these slimy fucks.

Hahahhaha I'm fucking loving this after this fuck acted all self-righteous whilst talking with Tucker. He's done for.