Merchant Thread

This thread isn't about a current event, news-worthy happening, Trump, or anything else like that. This thread is for posting our Happy Merchants and derivatives. You see, I'm on the verge of getting a teaching certificate for high school World History, and I intend to sew as many redpills into my curriculum as possible while still hiding my power level. So while all merchants are appreciated in this thread, what I really would like to do is get as many of the (pic related) abstract, surrealist merchants as possible. The merchant pics that only the initiated can recognize as merchants. I want to have them made into posters and hung around my room, that way, any high school students who recognize them for what they are can approach me about it, but I can maintain plausible deniability around administrators and whatnot. I've seen a lot of them on here, but never bothered to save them (I actually have almost no merchants altogether). Will you help me out? Also, if you don't have a merchant, this is a good thread to build your collection.

TL;DR

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Other urls found in this thread:

knowyourmeme.com/memes/happy-merchant
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Start off with the "originals" or templates or whatever.

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oy vey

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That's all I'm going to pull from my search engine for now. Hopefully it's enough to get the ball rolling. Like I said, I'm really looking for the subtle merchants.

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oy gevalt you're in luck today goy! i have quite the collection

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Much obliged. Keep'm coming.

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some of these might be a bit too abstract.

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Lightning merchant

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this could be improved - features

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Have some /fate/ merchants.

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I just doubled my rhinocentric gallery with this thread.
"Smithers.Release the hounds.

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Q: what happens when a happy merchant with a hard-on runs into a wall?
A:he breaks his nose.

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OP, do you want me to repost the hundred or so that I did for the crosswalk thread ?

Here's 5 of them, at least, selected for high merchant crypsis.

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5 more. The first image was reproduced from a Basquiat drawing.

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One more. This is an actual drivebelt setup on the Nissan QR25.

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Fake nose.

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Bonus round, 5 more.

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Super secret bonus round, here's an outline that produces a square meter of merchant when printed.

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Interesting info:

knowyourmeme.com/memes/happy-merchant

A square meta of moichant for only 73.05kb? What, are you nuts? Sharon! We've hit da jackpot! I'll take 100. No no, make it 1000. Oy vey!
[rubbing intensifies]

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73kb? What do you need 40kb for?

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Oy! This is a disasta. I'm ruined!

Kek, that's a good one.

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Two more.

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…stuck with a thousand dud moichants I'll neva get rid of!
[kvetching continues]

Damn kikes STILL jood me out of all my memory

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Did I say dud moichants? I meant fresh moichants. I'll let you have 'em for 85 a pop, because I need to offload 'em, and you sound like a winna, kid. Whaddaya say?

20 a pop? You drive a hahd bahgain,but you got yourself a deal!

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hue

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20 change from a hundrid, dat's 80 a pop and sold! Oy, ya gonna luv 'em.
[exits jewishly]

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Trust the plan, goy.

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So do kikes just compulsively and instinctively hunch their backs over and rub their dirty greedy hands?

Yes.

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