Message to you, board owner and mods

No. I have a big dick you dog

Once this board is messed up you all be forced to tell an advice how to get an european/asian sexy taller girlfriend in an alternative and easy method.
I will go out once I got an advice

If you are going to do something you would have done it already. Its pretty clear the worst you can do is spam the board and get banned and spew autistic rage at people.

You have nothing to bargain with

I have to ask, is your dick average poo sized, i.e. minuscule?
Asking for a friend. She might be interested.
Also, you don't happen to shit in the street do you?

Maybe the reason no one helps you is because you call them names when they try. Ever think of that genius? I understand the impotent rage though. Hopefully someday some nasty skank will show some pity and give you a rough, dry handy.

It is not spam

I hate both spam and scam.
Also spam and messing is different you dog

You are very stupid, my pajeet friend. Now do something. I'm sitting here, furiously stroking my cock, waiting for you to do as promised. It's the only way I can get off right now. So quit being a tease already.

Masturbation won't solve my problem you idiot

Imagine being a commie LARPing as a curry nigger

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Dumber than a nigger and that's saying something. Now, please, help me get off. I can't do it without you!