"Man under arrest and beaten to death by cops after yelling 'Happy Holidays!' aggressively, while giving a suspicious wave of his right hand.
Witnesses say the aggressive, overweight man 'had a crazy look in his eye' as the man who was dressed in a red and white nationalist uniform opened a sack, perhaps containing an explosive. Before it could be detonated, police stepped in and took down the white-bearded target.
However, upon opening the large sack for themselves, police found it full of wrapped presents and amusing toys. A tragedy averted."
