Any homosexuals here?
Druid/pol/ #0026 WITHING WINTER OF COLD DEATH edition
John Thompson
Juan Evans
nope, just you it seems, here have a bullet on me
Justin Peterson
Have you ever heard the story of the Lindow Man from Wilmslow? I don't think so, its a Cheshire County legend. You see it all starts in 1983 when human remains were found in Lindow Moss peat bog, investigators of the time were searching for the wife of Peter Reyn-Bardt and upon finding these remains believed it to be that of his wife's. When this evidence was brought before Peter he confessed to the murder of her and of burying her near there. Now this would be the end of the story until a deeper forensic study was done on these remains to find that while the remains had "initial effeminate qualities" other characteristics such as "the size and structure of the brain" meant that it had to be that of a male. Further, carbon dating showed the death must have occurred around 2200 to 1900 years old. Once Peter heard the news he dropped his confession but would be convicted anyways while his wife's remains were never found. Ironic isn't it? He thought that the bog would keep his wife but instead it only bubbled up an "effeminate male" to convict him by. The Lady of the Lake is ancient and patient.
John Reed
You know what? Fuck it! You schizos are right! Fuck the reality system, next time I am thirsty, I'm not going to drink purified H20 created through a scientific process, I'm gonna just read my horoscope. Harry Potter! Harry Potter says this! And hes real! Study Harry Potter! Every Tuesday at dawn!
KILL YOURSELF YOU ANNOYINY FUCKING FAGGOTS
Robert Rodriguez
What the fuck are you talking about you screeching mongoloid cunt?
Henry Taylor
He's the same fag shitting up the christ cuck threads
Austin Hill
Yeah I figured
Samuel Phillips
You should probably go out into the middle of nowhere and see what's there. Perhaps you will find water, perhaps you will not, perhaps you will die miserable holding onto your life no matter what you must sacrifice for it. I don't know what you will find but I do know what you'll have if you don't test yourself against powers greater than yourself, not just for your own cause but also for those of your kin who will not have the chance to temper themselves before facing the teeth of monsters.
Ian Robinson
Good story that lad. I used to drive through wilmslow a lot when I lived on the mainland (I have relatives on the wirral so i'd go through macclesfield, wilmslow and onto birkenhead)
Posh town is wilmslow - nice place to live. There are a few nice little affluent places like that in cheshire, knutsford being another one.
So the body that surfaced was some poofter who got bod'g for faggotry a couple of millenia ago and caused a murderer to spill his guts? Topkek, life works out in funny ways sometimes.
(ascertained)
Beautiful portentous numerals there lad. We can without a shadow of doubt now confirm that is indeed a screeching mongoloid cunt. Thus decree anons by their perception and also the Druids via their arcane numerology.
I concur. This tbh.
Camden Myers
Fresh BASED and CIVIC parody song about millenials